Bryan in Tulsa
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B in T Visits the PGA at Southern Hills:
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Gorgeous scenery at Southern Hills, the handicap area is awesome for us with limited mobility!! This is take your dad to work day and my gracious son took the time to show B in T the back roads of Southern Hills! Like the back lots of Universal Studios the back lots of the PGA is massive and impressive!! I hung with the volunteers behind the scenes and met the gentleman in charge of the grounds!! After I hugged Lance he went back to hortorculturing work!! At this time B in T was the responsibility of Andre, son-in-law deluxe!! From 1 till 3 Andre fed Papa B in T lunch consisting of a 20-dollar Michelob Platinum beer, and a hot dog!! I saw Tiger Woods practicing driving, John Rahm teeing off, Rickie Fowler teeing off, and Scottie Scheffler hitting practice balls out of a bunker on the 7th hole!! Great pictures and memories for my family
BOBBLEHEAD SPORTS:
Granddaughter Frankie in OKC is 3 going on 18 and can recite all dinosaurs that the Lord has created! She found a G rated movie called, you guessed it, Dinasour and a small disagreement on what type of dinosaur ate a giant prehistoric warthog!! After a mini-debate, she produces a dinosaur from one of 10 dinosaur books that looked exactly like the movie!! So one more time that Papa was out thunk by his grandchildren!!
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Day 16 of Lance Guarding the PGA Trophy:
The Last week of Guarding the PGA Championship Trophy!! Nothing major has occurred except when a cute young lady tried to get a picture with the trophy without paying the 25-dollar fee!! The young Cascia Hall student was leveled to the ground on the long 12th hole at Southern Hills by two Horticulture experts who put her in a headlock until she forked over the 25 dollars!! Heroes Lance and another gentleman who has requested his identity be concealed, were given autographed Tiger Woods balls for their heroism!!
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B in T Notes:
There are two types of Power Rankings!! Analytics vs Diaper Usage:
College Football Power Rankings Top 10:
These 2022 rankings are calculated using the expected point margin against an average team on a neutral field!!
- Alabama Crimson Tide
- Ohio State Buckeyes
- Georgia Bulldogs
- Clemson Tigers
- Notre Dam Fighting Irish
- Texas Longhorns
- Michigan Wolverines
- Oklahoma Sooners
- Pittsburgh Panthers
- Auburn Tigers
B in T Family and Pet Flatulent Power Rankings Top 10:
To all future Grandparents especially my best friend Brett!!
These rankings are calculated by the number of diapers blown up or eyes watered!!
- Charlie, granddaughter - Gas mask required when hugging!
- Gus, the only male Grandchild, poor fella! Last year his second-grade class was sent outside for 15 minutes because of a stink bomb, hmmmmm? Good one Gussy!! Very proud Papa!!
- Ana, the oldest granddaughter, once threw a loaded diaper splat dab on Papa B in T’s head, mild concussion! Papa in Concussion protocol for one week!!
- Tie - Frankie and Rosie- My OKC grandkids, limited samples from both rugrats due to OKC visits only. Papa heard from his son-in-law Clark that their diaper's odor can stop a charging Rhino!!
6. Elliott - only 4 months old - almost finished a whole plate of jalapeno tater tots! Diaper explosions to a whole notha level!
7. Nula - granddaughter - small sample size but Mimi says very loaded diaper, like the rest!
8. Nibbles - cat - litter box in house is now litter box in the garage!! The hazmat team refused to enter our house!! No shat folks!
9. Toast - Gus and Ana Torihno family dog - the giant puppy eats everything! Unfortunately, everything that goes in must come out!
10. Henry - dog - 8 years old, small, still like to do stinkies in the house!!
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Golden Hurricane vs Golden Tornados?!?!?!
B in T has been asked close to 100,000 times “uh sir, what the f _ _ _ is a Golden Hurricane”?? Thanks to some Wikipedia research, I discovered my theory of tornadoes with dirt circulating equals Golden Hurricane is wrong!! The name "Golden Tornadoes" was chosen by TU football coach H.M. Archer (1922–24) based on new gold and black uniforms (rather than the previous orange and black) and a remark made during practice of the team "roaring through opponents" (during a season when TU went undefeated, including wins over Texas A&M and the University of Arkansas!! However, it was quickly discovered that the same name had been chosen in 1917 by Georgia Tech Archer then substituted the term "hurricane” for "tornado” and a team vote prior to leaving for the game against Texas A&M confirmed the official nickname as "Golden Hurricane"! Team vote? Really?
What will the new team name be?
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Just when u thought another Bixby Presley has left the building, another Presley will debut for OSU in 2026!!
Bixby freshman athlete Braeden Presley is already 5-11, 158 pounds!! He is playing DB for an elite 7x7 team in Oklahoma!! Probably heading to be with his brothers at Oklahoma State!!
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B in T Tidbits:
- New Basketball Coach and New Proposed Basketball Court!
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- The house pictured below is:
- Where Freddie Kruger grew up.
- Where Halloween 2 was filmed.
- B in T birthplace farmhouse in Western Grove, Arkansas.
- “Twister” movie Aunt’s Walika, Ok house destroyed by tornado
5. “Amityville” house.
*Answer - Same number equals Brett Favre's football number!
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- OU Venables needs a Pull-Back Coach? Over 545 resumes have been sent to the OU Athletic office for the person who holds hyperactive, lab rat on crack, coach Venable's back from the field!! and the referees with a pull-back rope!!
Venables could:
- Hire hIs pullback coach from Clemson, may be too expensive!
- Hire local Norman club bouncers! Very cheap, 15 bucks an hour!
- Hire local cattle or horse wranglers.
- Or purchase a shock caller and save human resource costs!
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- *What is a hipster? Picture Head Coach Lincoln Riley in L.A. or Head Coach Kliff Kingsbury in Arizona in skinny jeans!! See below for a profile of a hipster:
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- *Will someone tell me when the NBA playoffs start? Usually around the 4tb of July! Just sayin!
MLB
Cardinals: Hovering around 3 games over .500!! My hopes have been dashed so I am officially looking for the Anthlon College Football magazines!!
Dodgers: The AAA Dodger team in OKC could make the MLB playoffs! Sickening, the rich get richer, and the Cardinals get suckier!
Astros: No need to cheat, the Stros are good!!
Royals: As the Royals win so does the Barbeque in KC! More wins, more fans, and more mouths to eat the world-famous KC barbecue!
Rangers: Looks like the Rangers will once again be the Astros biiiotch in 2022!
Have a great sports week!!
Bryan in Tulsa!!
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