Bryan in Tulsa
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The Center for Individuals with Physical Challenges played in their first USA-sanctioned Bocce tournament in Kansas City!! We had a party of a time and 3 of us qualified for Nationals in August!!
Some of us purchased some USA
gear to take back to Tulsa!!
Great fun, and a Special Thanks to Margie, Leslie, Anthony, and of course Priscilla who was assigned to certain crazy members!!
B in T BOBBLEHEAD FAMILY SPORTS:
#1 B in T Fan, Uncle Thurston, is Learning Bocce Ball at the Ripe Ole Age of 94!
For the last 4 or 5 years, our Uncle Thurston has given B in T numerous positive words (each week) with love every time!! He loves ❤️ the B in T football picks and gives me statistics about how my picks suck!! A few times during the pandemic he was the only one responding to my writing, and I love him for it!! He has been intrigued lately by my Paralympic Bocce Ball so a few days ago at his nursing home near Plano, Texas, he started playing Bocce Ball and on his first day won two frickin games!! That's a good month for me!!
Here is Thurston’s text:
“I played my first Bocce ball game today and did better than I thought I would. The ball is a lot heavier than I expected. I knocked my opponents ball into winning twice and they did the same for me once
I at least know what you were talking about now
Thurston”
He is a pretty cool young man, never too late to start Bocce Ball or any sport!! Also, give Aunt Pat a hug ( she is only 92)!! Thurston's quote, he gives me every week is “keep on keeping on B in T”! Ooops he just texted me, gotta go!!
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B in T notes:
B in T Son in law Andre wins the PGA Midwest Assistant tournament last week!!
With the PGA at Southern Hills looming in 2 weeks Andre Torinho won the 2022 PGA assistant’s match play Championship last Tuesday at Meadowbrook!! So proud of this young man and yes I am gloating!! The gents at Southern Hills stop what they are doing to see and\or hear Andre hit a 360-yard drive off of the 12th hole!! The air in south Tulsa is let out when Andre bombs another golf shots at Southern Hills are legendary!! He once hit a shot with so much thrust that two golfers in his foursome lost their toupes!! True story!! Andre is more famously known for hitting a golf ball on a laddie pencil ✏️ tee across I35 near a Blackwell, Oklahoma farm!! Some Blackwell folks say this was a 450-yard shot and may still be rolling towards Wichita!!
Day 2 of Lance Guarding the PGA Trophy:
Lance was seen at the new Aldi on Harvard picking out yellow squash while a giant PGA trophy loomed in his 25-cent Aldi shopping cart!! Super job Lancer!!
Is Bama Losing It?
Here are SEC schools with a more recent National Championship than Alabama, yes these teams were National Champs in such sports as Diving, Nude rowing, Table Tennis, Bocce Ball, and Croque - BUT never the less these NCAA Championships have occurred AFTER January 8th 2020!
• South Carolina
• Florida
• Kentucky
• Georgia
• Mississippi State
• LSU
• Ole Miss
• Arkansas
I am afraid the Tide has washed up! Ha! Blackwell, Oklahoma humor!!
Way too EARLY B in T top 10 - Local 2023 College Basketball
(favoritism allowed)
- Oklahoma State - Bryce Thompson and a super coach Boynton equals National Champions 2023!
- Arkansas - more talent than ever for the Napoleon coach! Hog coach could fit under Nolan Richardson’s armpit!! Both super Arkansas coaches!!
- Oklahoma - Yukon Cornelius’ brother is back at center for the Sooners!
- Tulsa - new coach Eric Konkol brought 4 players back from portal land to Tulsa again!! Nice move and a new outlook!
- ORU - Guard McBride will replace Abmas and lead them to a 24 - 6 record!
- Oklahoma Women - great 2nd-year coach, after second-round NCAA loss to Notre Dame by 40, Coach Beranszik made the girls shoot 500 free throws each before bed!! They went to see The Batman the next day at the 2$ Cinema!! Great coaching!
- Booker T Washinton - 4 or 5 players are already being recruited by Tulsa's new coach Eric Konkol!
- Kentucky - Kentucky coach Vidal Hair Spray, has some talent staying one more year plus other 5 star freshmen blue-chippers so...SSDD (same shat different day)
- Kansas - New allegations regarding racketeering, drugs, and prostitution enabled Self to recruit every 5-star player in the world!! Sounds like a cool place to learn!! Bill also was rewarded with a 1 million dollar a year raise!!
- Texas A & M - I am just adding the Aggies to see if our family members in Houston still read B in T stuff!!
The Ohio High School Athletic Association will vote on whether or not to allow high school athletes to receive $$$s for their name and likeness!! We all are going to move to Canada! NIL in high school, OMG!!!
B in T Tidbits:
- Three topics that cause fights in a men's or women’s locker room: 1. Money 2. Religion 3. Women
- Brady Manic's look-alike is Yukon Cornelious AKA Abominable Snowman Hunter
- The Boz has come a long way to be the Sherriff of Fansville in Dr. Pepper commercials!!
- 2026 Caddo (OK) DE/EDGE Colton Yarbrough picks up Incarnate Word offer!! At 6’5” 210 lbs, this high school freshman with jets will be getting more offers similar to Lebron James' son at the age of 7!! Vanderbilt just offered Colton his his first Pawer 5 offer!! No shat!! OU, OSU Arkansas, and TU will be watching!! Good job by new ICW coach GJ Kinne from TU!
- Dear Offspring of B in T: Just because I have trouble hanging up face time calls, does not mean my meds are all jacked up, or we need to call in a Silver old fart missing Alert!!
B in T SCOOP - THE NEW MASCOT IS MIXING THE OLD AND THE NEW! MEET HUFFY HURRICANE!!
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MLB
Cardinals:
The Redbird's 14-9 record is good but Arenado’s bench brawling record is UNDEFEATED!! Don't make the Redbird third base mad, just ask the entire Met team whom he challenged and charged after an average brush-back pitch!! Rising star second baseman Gorman has 13 home runs in his first 20 games in Triple-A Memphis, while struggling Paul DeJong has had 13 strikeouts in his last 20 at-bats! Analytic that shat!!
Dodgers:
The Dodger ownership agreed to throw in another 500 million to the payroll, so their pitching staff could have a new Bombardier Lear Jet each!! 20-1. Jk
Rangers:
These sluggers won two in a row for the first time all year last week and are currently in search for another two-game streak! 7-13
Royals:
The attendance at Royals Stadium is doing remarkably well which means that the pandemic no mask and vaccine folks are out in mass! 8-12
Astros:
Attendance is booming after the pandemic and trash can embarrassment is finally over!
11-10
Have a great sports week!!
Bryan in Tulsa
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