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B in T Notes:
Stoops coaching Southern Cal?
Current Trojan coach Clay Helton needs to be looking over his shoulder!! Former Oklahoma coach Bob Stoops is working at Fox Sports in south California and if coach Helton underachieves in 2021 look for Bob to take that gig in 2022! Just sayin!
Olympic Games in Tokyo:
In USA Basketball 🏀 the players under coach Popovich must play help defense but unfortunately, the help D needs a lot of help!! The female beach 😎 volleyball caught my fancy numerous times! The scantly clad girls looked more like they were getting ready for a mud-wrestling contest!! After watching 22 hours of this disgusting sand volleyball orgy I decided to switch over to badminton 🏸 with France and Ukraine, falling asleep on the couch!
Oklahoma and Texas Fans New to SEC:
Top bars/restaurants in SEC country:
- Bourbon Street - Athens, Georgia There is no place better to be after a Georgia victory than this mini Bourbon Street bar! Chugging beer out of a giant fishbowl is an art that only a native Bulldog can do and live to tell about!!
- The Rowdy Reptile - Gainesville, Florida. This joint has a basketball court in the middle of the frickin bar!!
- Harpo’s Bar and Grill - Columbia, Missouri. This place has a huge upstairs balcony to puke off the top of! The huge hit for this place is the Golf Suite where you can simulate some long drive competition against a hammered John Daily!!
- Two Keys Tavern, Lexington, Kentucky - This bar is known for cheap beer and goldfish racing tournaments every Wednesday!! Two dollar pitchers!!
- Piranhas Bar and Grill, Nashville, Tennessee (Vanderbilt) - This bar is known for its hamburger donuts and breakfast shots!! I am in!!
Bobblehead Sports:
Papa Driving Golf Cart!
Yes, Papa indeed is driving his 7-year-old grandson Gussie's golf cart while he is golfing!! These tournaments are for local golf youth who are wanting to compete while having fun!! Driving a golf cart is a big deal for a 17-time stroke survivor!! Gus knows his way around the golf course and walks into the gift shop like he owns the place!! As he walks into the clubhouse he orders a sleeve of balls, a bag of tees, two Gatorades for Papa and tells the Golf ⛳ Pro to put it on his dad's account!! No issues driving the golf cart and no missing golf clubs!! We barely missed a turtle 🐢 and I was scrutinized thoroughly by my daughter and grandson!! Next week we play at Southern Hills where I have been banned for life!! Not for driving but being too rowdy at parties! True story!! I swear!!
NFL Preseason Picks:
Hall of Fame Game - Canton, Ohio
Dallas Cowboys 77 Pittsburg Steelers 12
The optimism around Cowboy FOOTball is so high that the owner Jerry Jones has scheduled two more facelifts for the 2021-2022 season!!
Tulsa football old farts:
The University of Tulsa has the second oldest average age for any college football team behind BYU!! BYU allows their players 2 to 3 years to spread the Mormon word!! Why B in T, tell me why??!! Well, I will!! Coach and Mrs. Coach Montgomery have made this team feel at home!! This team will have dozens of home-cooked meals by Mrs. Montgomery such as burger cookouts, chili with no beans, a special Mexican dish with no refried beans, and a specialty possum casserole recipe from coach Montgomery's family legacy!! True story! Just call the coach's office on TU!!
Lakers Aquire Russell Westbrook:
My immediate thought regarding this acquisition is there are not enough balls 🏀 in the Spalding basketball factory in Bowling Green, Kentucky for LeBron, A.D., and Russell to shoot! Drama, injuries, and ball sharing will be the demise of this payroll-heavy Laker team!!
Has anyone noticed that Senator Lankford’s hair never moves?
Have a great sports week!!
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