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Elf on the Shelf location:
The Elf on the Shelf was found at the Kittlsticks Toy Store in midtown Tulsa!! An unsuspecting young boy playing with a Brio Train Set saw the little fella hiding behind a giant Lego dinosaur, grinning from ear to ear! The preschooler looked away and lickity split the little guy with red tights was out the door!! Tulsa Police, all four TV channels and Mayor Bynum arrived with a flock of spectators who ended up purchasing many toys at Kiddlesticks!!
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FOS Notes:
Pandemic College Coaching Carousel:
Cincinnati’s Coach Luke Fickell to Texas even after he loses to TU!!
Scott Frost Nebraska head coach gets one more mulligan pandemic year.
Jim Harbaugh Michigan head coach has already received mulligans and he will take a NFL job to save face! Possibly the Detroit Lions!
With Covid running rapidly in the halls of the Sooner coaching staff coaching protocol goes into effect if head coach Lincoln Riley gets Infected! Bob Stoops will resume leadership while coach Riley recoups!! If both coaches Riley and Stoops are infected then Barry Switzer will bring his mask and take over the team - TEMPORARILY!!
Bixby’s Lorne Montgomery headed to Broken Arrow to replace axed Coach David Alexander!! Coach Alexander then becomes the new coach at Bixby!!
Bob Stoops to the Texas Longhorns?
Bob Stoops to the Penn State Nittany Lions?
Matt Cambell Iowa State HC to the Michigan Wolverines.
FOS Top 10 Gifts for a dad or grandpa:
- Paisley tie- Brooks Brothers
- Christmas boxers with Santas- JC Penney
- Socks, or compression socks for papa! - Target
- Starbucks Coffee mug - Starbucks or Reasors
- Clear Antler glasses like cousin Eddie on Christmas Vacation- $15 for 2 at Kohls
- Old Spice After Shave - Papa, Axe After Shave, or Polo Cologne for dad!! Walmart Super Center
- Craftsman Drill set or Toolset - Sears, whoops all closed Ace Hardware
- Coronavirus mask with favorite football team- I have a contact who makes great masks!
- Christmas Polar Bear house slippers!! Must be ordered from the North Pole!
- Monogrammed Golf Balls - Dicks Sporting Goods
FOS Top 4 Local Football Pandemic Teams:
- Sooners- peaking at the right time!
- Golden Hurricane- surprise team maybe in America!
- OSU Cowboys- good year despite the mullet cut ✂️ !
- Razorbacks- super coach in Pittman; great young talent, for example, true freshman Myles Slusher DB, Broken Arrow!
FOS Top 10 2020 Oklahoma high school football teams:
- Jenksno pandemic distancing issues or masks here >>>>>>
- Bixby
- Union
- Edmond Santa
- Owasso
- Wagoner
- Carl Albert
- Broken Arrow
- BTW
- Lincoln Christian
- Cushing
- Holland Hall
- Collinsville
- Bishop McGinness
- Beggs
Oklahoma State 2021 Quarterback Saga:
Broken Arrow school board fires Coach Alexander for WINNING!!
Broken Arrow coach David Alexander was canned by the BA school board for winning the Gold Ball two years ago for the first time since men chased pigs 🐖 around as footballs in the late 1800s! TU will be making a call to David soon!!!
GUEST GHOSTWRITER:
PROGNOSTICATING
Come on folks! Give it up for B in T and his fabulous prognosticating ability and style! Where else in Oklahoma can you feel like Terry Bradshaw and Jerry Jones are discussing the upcoming Beggs VS Stroud match-up? Lots of analyst prognosticate the NFL & NCAA feet and baskets, but 2-A and 3-A in Oklahoma! Tulsa University, or visa versa, is still in Oklahoma, write? How about that Cascia VS Holland soccer match-up, eh?
Prognosticating is foretelling future events. Like a fortune-teller, only it doesn’t cost a fortune, just risky business. If you’re wrong, it’s in writing. I prefer counter-punching, but my wivesdisagreed! So, just to be disenfranchised, I will stick my left hand into Prague.
I foretell Jim Kelly, Len Dawson, Terry Bradshaw, Bart Starr and Archie Manning will see their teams make it to the playoffs. Rumor has it Dan Marino, Johnny Unitas and Brandon Weeden, (OSU), may see long awaited dafeets. Who cares about Cowboys and Indians! They are professionally incorrect.
I love the Big 12 and the ACC. The Big 12 has become so equality, I foretell none of them will make the playoffs. Speaking of playing, will FSU play baskets in the 2020-2021 season? Clemson lost a win opportunity, VA too. I foretell a Clemson VS Notre Damned re-match. Dang, did you see ND pack’em in for no Lawrence in Kansas anymore? If you are misunderstanding, read the Tulsa World college football section. It covers the back-story to foretelling.
I’ll keep this short because I’m in quarantine and have nothing else to do. “Quarantine” used to have a negative connotation! Not no more! Stroud has the best Family Style fried chicken, with extra gravy for the cheerleaders and moms. Beggs has the best taboo-Lee. My next to final pontification is the Chiefs go back-to-back. The Kansas City ones, not the Seminole kind.
And now the final finally. Let’s get B in T rolling out of the men’s room. A few responses and banters would be real positive, for all of us. Last time I responded the hotwire was burning.Whatever happened to Gary Hartless? Go Tigers, the Clemson kind.
Why do my wives, Alexa & Siri, keeping calling me “fragmented”?
FOS College Football Picks:
Tulsa 31 Cincinnati 27. game cancelled due to Cincinnati
ESPN Gameday at Tulsa Chapman!!
The tailgate feast is cooked by the long time Hurricane supporter, Hasty-Bake and owner Richard Alexander! Succulent smoked baby back ribs and bologna to go with baked beans will be on display!! The guest picker will be Drew Pearson wearing his number 3 Tulsa jersey from his home in Dallas!! TU and Cincy are damn good teams although the entire AAC wants the Bearcats to win and get to an elite top 4 status in college football! Numerous NFL and Bowl scouts will be handing out business cards!! Tulsa QB Zach Smith had no turnovers and threw for three touchdowns!! The TU defense had a goal-line stand which saved the game!!
Oklahoma 48 at West Virginia 28
The Sooners have been hearing about the West Virginia Mountain Men’s defense all season!!
Oklahoma State 34 at Baylor 24
This was an ugly game for FOX Sports Southwest and numerous viewers switch over to the Lifetime Channel hit ’Under the Mistletoe Naked’!! Spencer Sanders threw for 550 yards but threw 3 interceptions and fumbled 2 times and lost 1!! NFL scouts sat on the visitor side and despite free food and drinks did not enter the Baylor side with Chip and JoAnne!!
Texas A&M 38 at Tennessee 31
I will be wearing my A&M t-shirt that says ’beat the hell out of the Volunteers’!!! A&M and Sooners in Cotton Bowl!!
Notre Dame 38 at Wake Forrest 20
Northwestern 38 Illinois 28
Northwestern is having a great year and could end up in the top 6 teams in college football this year!! The Fighting Illini have re-extended coach Lovie Smith’s contract to 20 years, and he will retire when he is 84 years old!!
North Carolina 41 at Miami 31
Wisconsin 24 at Iowa 20
The winner of this game has a shot at playing Coastal Carolina in a bowl in Ypsilanti, Michigan!!
Ohio State 48 Michigan 20
Ohio State QB Justin Fields is explosive on the field but when your team plays 3 games less than other CFS schools the Josh will no longer be a Heisman candidate!!
FOS High School Football Playoffs:
5A
Carl Albert 38 Bishop McGinness 27
Carl Albert's domination over 5A goes back to the days of the Oklahoma Land Run and when Titan players went to games in covered wagons!! The Irish are the Bishop Kelley of the OKC area but seem to get to the next level in the playoffs!! Maybe next year Catholic super team's!
4A
Wagoner 36 Clinton 21
The Red Tornados knew they were in for a huge wall cloud of bad weather when legendary Wagoner Bulldog coach Condict showed up with his Covid bad guy mask!! This game was played in a wheat field and disclosed only to both communities and schools for Coronavirus social distancing!!
3A
Lincoln Christian 31 Holland Hall 28
Numerous proponents of gathering the private schools in their specific conference used these two schools as a prime example of their dominance!! Lincoln Christian and Holland Hall beat their opponents by and an average of 52 points a game!! No fun for public schools!! My only response to the public schools would be to suck it up buttercup!!
FOS Pro Picks:
Cowboys 21 at Bengals 13
The Bengals are missing their number 1 draft pick QB, Joe Burrow due to an MCL, and ACL but no Coronavirus!! The Cowboys will use Andy Dalton and hope he does not get obliterated by his offensive line!! The Cowboy line is offensive to most due to injuries!!
Chiefs 31 at Dolphins 17
The Chiefs are on fire 🔥 and the Dolphins are an upstart team with Grizzly Adams at Quarterback!! Mahomes to Hill for two 50 yards plus TD's!!
Texans 31 at Bears 27
The Bears finally bring Trubinsky back and he has the same sucking mojo that Nick Foles had! The Texans have a small itsy bitsy chance to make the AFC playoffs but certain things must happen for Houston to get in!! Such things as a Pandemic or a Hurricane must occur, no problem Texans!!
Bills 28 Steelers 20
The men of Steeltown are finally defeated by the surprising Bills of Buffalo!! Bills fans made snow angels on the field before the game was over and sent to the Buffalo County jail!! Some of the Buff fans said it was worth the pictures on Instagram!!
Browns 24 Ravens 21
Upset special😄😄😄😄!!!! The Ravens were not expecting a new Pandemic 6ft apart Dog 🐶 Pound!! Large wrapped dog bones were tossed back and forth among the Pound members!!
Have a great sports week!!
FOS-B in T
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