October 31
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!! REMEMBER, THE FREAKS DO COME
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FOS Notes:
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- B in T prediction: Tulsa’s Zaven Collins has almost as many tackles in 2020 than breakups with TU girls!! Around TU’s great campus students are saying they have seen Zaven walk on water?? Seriously, B in T thinks Zaven will be a doctor soon and cure a disease! Double seriously, Mr. Collins is the best linebacker in America!
- Here are a few questions at the Lincoln Riley Show that were not read on the air: 1) Are you giving the team orange slices?? 2) Coach are you going to the Houston Texans and can we help you get there?? 3) Coach Riley have you or any of the players seen the mysterious Pumpkin Man?? 4) Is the defensive coordinator still with the team? 5) Can we hire Clemson’s Venables?? His salary would look like this: 1 Million per year from OU and 1 million per year from you coach Riley!
- Texas Coach Tom Herman has a 20 million dollars buy out and the Longhorn Boosters
including Mathew MaCrotchany (ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT) have a buy out cashiers check for 20 million dollars in Mathew’s Wrangler jeans back pocket!! - I Have just watched a FOX 23 interview with a mom that will hand out Vegan candy!! WTF.....are there that many tricks or treaters in Tulsa who want Vegan Milk Duds?? I must call my friend ’Karen’ and ask her WTF is going on here!!??
- B in T Coronavirus Coaching Crystal Ball: - Urban Meyer to Texas; Tom Herman to East Carolina; Adam Gase (from the Jets to Midland High School);
FOS College Football Picks
Oklahoma State 42 Texas 32
Oklahoma 45 at Texas Tech 38
Looks like the Sooners are leaning towards the Pier 1 Chapter 11 Bowl which will be played at the Fargo High School stadium. Sooner fans are ecstatic since they have never been to Fargo, North Dakota!! Please get your OU Parkas at The Soonerville Shop for $279.99! Spencer Rattler has grown up quite a bit and since losing games makes you stronger, so they say, he is very strong 💪!
Tulsa 42 East Carolina 13
The East Carolina Pirates and their 13 fans seemed annoyed that the TU student section was
Texas A&M 38 Arkansas 31
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Penn State 36 Ohio Stae 35
Penn State QB Wil Levis was able to make his passes count in the battle with the Buckeyes!! He was 14-19 and 3 touchdowns and 0 picks from the NFL bound Buckeye secondary!!
Cincinnati 51 Memphis 42
Michigan 35 Michigan State 31
Baylor 31 TCU 25
Baylor Bears quarterback Charlie Brewer is in his second year of grad school due to his long stay in Waco!! He completed 24 for 30 passes 2 touchdowns and 0 interceptions, and announced he was going for his Doctorate while playing at Baylor!
Kansas State 42 at West Virginia 31
Kansas State has the number 1 defense in the Big 12! So what, IKR!! Any time you get out of Morgantown with a win and no communicable diseases it is a good weekend!!
Snow fell during the second half in Lawrence and caused Kansas Coach Miles to call time out for a quick cup of cappuccino from a student trainer!! Kansas football still sucks but the countryside is mighty picturesque when snowfalls!!
Illinois 31 Purdue 21
The Illinois with coach Lovie Smith are playing to save Lovie’s job so they will not have to pay his 10 million dollar buyout!!
Auburn 42 LSU 31
I would have sworn that LSU won the National Championship last year, but this year they are chicken 💩poop compared to the rest of the SEC!!
FOS High School Picks:
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Will Pumpkin Man disappear after the 31st of October? Which High School will see Pumpkin Man this week!
Booker T Washington 42 at Muskogee 16
Muskogee has speed but no size, BTW has both on their freshman squad alone!
Blackwell 35 at Alva 30
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Union 52 at Southmoore 21
Union needs to whip some folks to make up for the 0-4 start!! I would not want to meet them in the playoffs!!
Jenks 55 at Edmond Memorial 28
The Jenks and Edmond areas are very similar areas with the only difference, Edmond divided into two schools Edmond Memorial and Edmond Sante Fe! This is an argument between the Eastside and Westside of Oklahoma for 2 decades!!
BA is determined to get back to the 6A1 Championship game and by beating Norman is justone brick on the road yellow brick road to get there!!
Owasso 62 Moore 12
Owasso's defensive coordinator is very confident and states that the Rams would be in the top 4 of Conference USA!! The Ram’s defense has no lack confidence issues!! Go Rams!!
Bixby 59 Ponca City 7
Bishop Kelley 38 Coweta 13
The Comets are tough to beat and fundamentally sound!! Should finally start sniffing that Gold Ball!!
Glenpool 46 at Nathan Hale 6
Keep plugging Rangers!!
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PUMPKIN MAN SPOTTED AT ROBERTS AUTO DEALERSHIP IN PRYOR! FREE MARGARITAS!
The town of Pryor was excited when sightings of Pumpkin Man were reported at Roberts Auto Dealership!! Over a thousand folks gathered at the Pryor dealership as he handed out Margaritas and treats with surgical gloves from Saint Francis Hospital Pryor and sold 38 cars in 2 hours that Friday!! A record, thanks to the Pumpkin Man!! The treats seemed to put everyone in a great mood and ready to purchase a new Chevy!! The treats were needed for the Pryor football team also!!
Wagoner 48 at Grove 13
The Grove School Council indicated they had 578 Coronavirus cases and the Wagoner game would be called off!! Grove doesn't even have 578 kids in their high school!! Nice try Grove, and a special thanks to Dr. Faucci!!
Ada 46 Cushing 31
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between two groups of super football moms separated only by the dirty diaper toss and the frozen Margarita blender speed contest!! The ladies had some fun when a Cushing mom, whom I think might be an in law of mine, accidentally hit an Ada mom in the Kister! Diapers flew everywhere and both sides laughed and did Coronavirus fake handshakes!! The Cushing moms simply dominated the Margi contest with 7 former moms or current moms who have bartended!. Winning time for a blend and pour Margarita was 1 minute and 34 seconds!!
Prairie Kitchen - 129 Northeast Richardson Loop, Ada, OK The Prairie Kitchen is known for its baby back ribs and hog jowl!! Minnie Pearl stated on Hee Haw in 1976 that the Prairie Kitchen were the best dang nab barbecue she had ever ate!!
Holland Hall 38 Verdigris 24
Current Holland Hall and future Army defensive end Owen Ostraski had two sacks, two pass deflections, and 4 TFSs (tackles for losses)!!!
Cascia Hall 48 Roland 18
Cashion 38 Tonkawa 28
Cashion was simply much more physical than Tonkawa and kept the Buccaneers off-balance all night!!
FOS NFL Picks:
The Browns are on a roll and their leader Baker Mayfield is riding this wave of wins for into the annals of Cleveland Browns history!!
The Jets coach Adam Gase, who shows a strong resemblance to a young Harvey Weinstein,who's family is selling his house in New York and moving to Midland, Texas to coach the local high school team!! Coach Gase is said to be a dead man walking to the Jets ownership with his 0-7 record and no signs of improvement!!
Saints 24 at Bears 16
The Saints are fighting for their playoff lives and with a road victory over da Bears that may help get them over the hump!!
The Cowboys and QB Andy Daulton are keeping the Boys on top of the National League Least Division!! Eagles QB Wentz threw an interception to secure the game for the Cowboys!!
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These two defenses are so vaunted that it made me look up the word vaunted!! It usually means praised and boasted, but with football, it can also mean ass-kicking and deadly! The difference in the game happened when Steeler QB Rothlrnsberger stepped out of the endzone with his size 16 shoes for a safety!!
FOS Words of Wisdom from the unwise one: Axe Cologne is the new Old Spice!!
Have a great sports week!
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