Time For Some FOOTBALL!! (I do mean some)
by B in T - FakedOutSports, syndicated in SoonerPolitics.org
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Notes ’bout Nuthin:
The Oklahoma Sooners Start the Pandemic Season with Twenty-five Percent Rules
(for safety and cost-saving measures)
- 25% of the stadium will be in use for home games
- 25% of the Sooner Pride Marching Band will be at home games
- 25% of the fans at this e games will be allowed to get drunk at home games
- 25% of the Gaylord Stadium toilets will flush
- 25% of the OU Cheerleaders will be blond and no male cheerleaders at home games
- Beer will be sold in 4oz. Containers for 25 cents!! True shat, look at ousooners.com
- 25% of toilet paper dispensers will be full! No shat!!
- Face masks and butt masks required on all entries into stadium!
Expand College Football Playoffs During Pandemic?
Since College Football is in the Middle of a Pandemic, WTFrick it’s time to have 6 or 8 teams on the College Football Championship Series!! Most college teams have a slightly reduced football schedule, especially in the power 5!! With the 3rd, through 6th rated teams playing to meet the top 2 college teams can be a good chance in the year of the Coronavirus! Why not?
August 28 FOS High School Picks:
Bixby 45 Union 42
Union has changed it’s mascot name from the Redskins to the Pole Cats until a name can be agreed upon by the Union Board!! The Pole Cats have a Division 1 secondary which was picked apart by Spartan QB Mason Williams!! Bixby Junior Speedster Braylin Pressley reminds me of an old Tom and Jerry cartoon ’cause that cat is fast!! Braylin is the younger brother of Brennan Pressley who will play for Oklahoma State this year!! Mason stats read 27-40, 1 interception, 4 touchdowns, and a Tik Tok in the end zone!!
Jenks 52 Springdale Har-Ber 35
Contrary to popular belief Har-Ber is not a German restaurant in Springdale, Arkansas! But I must say there are numerous Sonics in the Springdale, Arkansas area!! Jenks has too many Trojan horses for this rodeo!! Cascia Hall 33 Victory Christian 16
The Mid-town Catholics drilled the southside Christians! Or possibly the Jackie Cooper Mercedes defeated the Jim Glover Suburbans!!
VSat East Central 30 Hale 12
The Hale Rangers keep getting better with each new coach they hire! This year the 52 members of the Hale team will be coached by Isaiah Irvin who was the defensive coordinator for the Edison Eagles!!
Broken Arrow 42 Bentonville West 30
ESPN will be there with a new High School Game Day sponsored by GermX Hand Sanitizer!! This game was moved to Broken Arrow for ESPN telecast since their press boxes are much larger than Bentonville's! Broken Arrow coach David Alexander will have his team ready to take on the Bentonville West Wolverines!! Broken Arrow has a lot of young talent in 2020 whether it is a coronavirus year or not!! Tiger linemen in Broken Arrow are produced like Tyson chickens in NW Arkansas!!
Bishop Kelley 38 Poteau 13
The Comets from Kelley play the Pirates from Poteau at Angelo Prassa field in midtown Tulsa!! Look at the Kelley student body to see all the most updated clothing styles and pandemic masks for your high schoolers!!
Booker T Washington 61 Southmore 12
Superstar BTW Quarterback Gentry Williams threw for 2 touchdowns, ran for 1 touchdown, and had 5 tackles in the first half!! New coach Jonathan Brown, a former Hornet, Tennessee Volunteer, and NFL player should have BTW in the hunt for the gold ball!
Owasso 46 Edmond Sante Fe 20
I am not dropping names but Owasso Rams defensive coordinator Antonio ’the Man’ Graham is on auto-dial on my Nokia flip phone!!! The Ram’s nasty defense with middle linebacker Emaud Triplet will make it real tough for Santa Fe to move the ball until the reserves are in the game!!
Wagoner 38 at Claremore 3
Zebras Wideout/Tight end Chase Nanni caught two touchdown passes, made 10 tackle, 1 pass deflection, drove the team bus to the Claremore Hammett House, took their orders, and cooked their chicken fried steak!!! Google it! True shat!
FOS Mom-O-Meter Claremore Mom's .987 Wagoner Mom's .980. In the last contest, the Claremore moms challenged the Wagoner moms to a hot dog eating contest!! Obviously, the Zebra moms, having the top female Weiner eater in the Midwest, Zora Dinkwinder, took the competition by downing 38 jumbo dogs in 30 minutes!! The closest Wagoner Weiner eater was 13!
FOS Friday Night Lights Diner of the Week: Hugo’s Family Diner- 1217 Archer Drive, Claremore, Ok. When Claremore wins on Friday night the team gets free blueberry pancakes and bacon Saturday morning!! This will take a 4 Bushells of blueberries and 2 whole hogs to feed the Zebra men after a Friday night lights victory!!
Words of Wisdom from the unwise one: Never buy advance Justin Beiber tickets during a pandemic!! What Ever!
Have a great sports week!
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B, in T
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