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FOS Notes ’bout Nuthin:
Dread the day your adult children become YUPPIES! (Young Urban Professionals)
Yuppie females can become Karens if not careful!! We define Karen as a pejorative (one who is entitled to everything including air) term used in the United States and other English-speaking countries for a woman perceived as entitled or demanding beyond the scope of what is appropriate or necessary pejorative term used in the United States and other English-speaking countries for a woman perceived as entitled or demanding beyond the scope of what is appropriate or necessary!
If your kids are doing 2 of these 10 items below they are officially a Yuppy:- Your possible yuppsters wear skinny jeans to bed so that they fit properly the next day!!
- Your possible yuppsters may drink fruity spritzer beverages daily!!
- Your yuppie kids may drive a White-BMW-SUV-with black wheels leather seats - TV in each headrest- and stickers on back windows that says ’I Love Starbucks’!!
- Your daughter or daughter-in -law may possibly become ’Karens’ (definition above) when having conversations with other yuppies! Listen carefully for terms like 'totally and whatever'!
5. Yuppie husbands like to ride an electronic unicycle to a kid's soccer game just to show off his Yuppie cycling unitards!
6. Your kids will purchase Starbucks coffee simply because it happens to be more fu fuey and is the same coffee as Quick Trip!
7. Your yupsters like tofu, bran, anything that says gluten-free, kale cardboard, and basically anything you can eat that taste like shat, that your digestive can take!!
7. Your yupsters like tofu, bran, anything that says gluten-free, kale cardboard, and basically anything you can eat that taste like shat, that your digestive can take!!
8. They buy Dasani water by the gallons!
9. They may have 10 matching Spandex work out clothes!
10. Monogrammed jogging shorts with matching monogrammed cap!
Time For the Annual Blackwell Maroons VS Nathan Hale Rangers Most Wins Contest!!
If you guess correctly which of Mrs. B in T’s or Mr. B in T’s high school alma mater wins the most games this year you will win an ’I beat the Faked Out Sports Dude’ T-Shirt!! The Blackwell football team has struggled for many years and coaches come and go like the breezes in a Kay County wheat field!! I project 2 wins this year for the Maroons. If the Vegas bookie world has a line of 2 on the number of Blackwell wins, take the under!!
There was a time when the Hale Rangers of the 70s and early 80s ruled the Tulsa Friday night lights along with the Booker T Washington Hornets!! BTW still does but the Rangers struggle to get 2 wins a year!! Hale has a 10-89 record over the last decade and Coach Brian Jones has resigned during the pandemics!! Take the under 2 wins in 2020!! B in T is projecting 1 win for the Rangers!
To get the ’I beat the Faked Out Sports dude’ t-shirts simply guess which alma mater wins the most games during this Coronavirus season!! In case of a tie, the shirts will be given to the Biden for President campaign!! Thus no one wins!! So far voting on Tweeter is close with 342 votes for Hale and 340 votes for Blackwell!!!Why should College Football play during a Pandemic?
- A ready medical staff provides the College athletic facility with doctors and nurses. Temperature is taken 3 times a day and testing for Coronavirus weekly!
- Folks will be watching their favorite team each weekend and not rioting /protesting. A positive in my book!!
- Staying at home and watching a game is 136 times safer than being out in public, according to all the networks with college football contracts!! Google it! Or go to ESPN.com!
- Each college football turf will be so clean you would not be afraid to a wash a
newborn baby booty upon it! Plus, what else do the groundskeeper have to occupy their time with! Clean, Clean, Clean!! - WE NEED COLLEGE FOOTBALL FOR THE SANITY OF AMERICA!
America Wearing Masks Can Create a Pandemic of Men Emitting Gas! Butt Masks!
Over 83% of America is currently wearing masks according to FOS Senior Science officer Tony Fauci Jr! If inappropriate human emissions of gas damage the Coronavirus masks we will, as a state, be required to wear butt masks!! That is the skuttle butt according to D.C.!! Butt masks are currently being worn by numerous businesses and are mass-produced all over nation!! These will be available for the consumer purchase in mid-September. Do it!!
Coronavirus Pick Up Lines:
You can't spell virus without U and I.
Hey good looking, you need some toilet paper ’cause I’m you Prince Charmin’!!
Hey cutie, why don't you stay over there and I will 2-day mail you a drink!
Hey beautiful, before we take any further action, I have something tubular to put in your mouth called a Thermometer!! Ooooooooooooo careful B in T!!
Words of wisdom from the unwise one: Never drink and drive a handicap cart at Target!! Very humiliating, I know!
Have a great sports week!
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