Wednesday, July 22, 2020

Zombie Apocalypse Will Not Stop Youth Sports in NE Oklahoma!

Not Even a Zombie Apocalypse Contagion will stop Youth Sports in Oklahoma!!
by B in T - FakedOutSports.com, syndicated in soonerpolitics.com


  • FOS Notes ’bout Nuthin:
  • FOS Bobblehead Sports
  • Zombie Apocalypse Alert has hit Tulsa!!
Numerous Tulsa area youth baseball and youth soccer parents and coaches state that they are ”not afraid of the Zombie Apocalypse and will simply wear masks and carry a taser!!”
  A group of Tulsa Karen’s threatened to riot Tulsa malls and beauty parlors if they were not allowed to have their children play summer sports during the Zombie Apocalypse!  According to youth league officials, parents, players, and umpires must sign an agreement to stay 6 feet away from a Zombie!!  Stay tuned to Faked Out Sports for further Zombie coverage!! 
FOS 2020 Top 5 Teams that could break-in to the final 4 Championship Series:
  1. Florida Gators- Coach Dan Mullen can build programs and his recruiting of talent is second to none!!  And they are due!
  2. Texas A&M Aggies- Coach Jimbo Fisher needs a huge season and with the Aggie schedule the Aggies  might be in the top 4 with 2 losses!  Don't laugh!
  3. Minnesota Golden Gophers- Coach PJ Fleck is the best college football coach you do not know exists!  Also, Fleck is not a flea and tick spray!
  4. Oklahoma State Cowboys- B in T had the Cowboys number 1 until the Coach Gundy OAN t-shirt.  Still, OSU has more offensive talent than any other power 5 conference team!  Up to the D!!
  5. Memphis Tigers- Brady White is back as QB and with new coach Ryan Silverfield groomed for 4 years in the LSU Tiger system, things look good!

FOS Top OU, Arkansas, OSU and TU Football Tailgate Foods:

1.  Zesty Walking Tacos
You’ll score big points for this brilliant tailgate idea using taco meat and chips! Walking tacos are so easy to make that you really don’t need to follow a specific recipe.  Simply make a large batch of taco seasoned meat and serve inside a single bag alongside your favorite taco toppings for a delicious and convenient meal!  I’ve had them while camping in my backyard and simple for tailgating, too!

 2.   Mrs. B in T Special Brownies:
Betty Crocker Award winning chocolate bites!  These brownies will make you jump higher than in your dreams!!  

3. Jalapeno Pepper Bacon Wraps:

There’s nothing better than bacon covered roasted jalapeño dripping with melted cream cheese! We grill these simple Bacon Jalopena Poppers all the time and they are always pleasing!!

 4. Hawaiian Roll Ham Sliders
Another recipe you can make any time! We love these sliders so much! The dressing is incredible and the Hawaiian sweet roll is a must! The best is when I score the sweet rolls discounted on the clearance bread shelf at Wal-Mart or Aldis!

 5. Jalapeno Cheese Ball


This yummy Cheese Ball has been one of the most popular appetizer recipes in the B in T kitchen!!  If you haven’t tried it yet try it!  It’s easy to make and would be great to make and bring tailgating with crackers for an incredible snack.

 6. Ekridge Little Smokies Wienies
Every time I see these Little Smokies at a party, they are extremely popular and are SO EASY easy to make. You can easily keep them warm for game time using a slow cooker!  Try these delicious bites of weenies with Vodka in the BBQ!

 7. Ham and Cheese Sliders
These tasty Sliders are super for Tailgating and a fantastic way to feed a crowd! This popular recipe uses Sweet Hawaiian Rolls, ham slices, and jalapeno swiss cheese!!  Put in the oven at 325 for a crisp feel!  Or simply microwave if late to the tailgate


 8. Totchos - Tator tot nachos!
Why regular nachos, when you can make melted Totchos full of all the traditional nacho toppings!!  Served with a bag of frozen tater-tots this will make your tummy and the tailgate party twist!

9. Make-a head tailgate chili
Football and a warm bowl of chili go perfectly together! This make ahead version sounds delicious, and has a secret ingredient- beer! It’s easy to make chili portable using a slow cooker for game time, so go make some delicious tailgate chili this Fall. Ingredients:  2 pounds ground beef, one quart of tomato paste, 2 - 16 oz cans of Bush Beans, one can of death peppers, and one tallboy Coors or a pint of Vodka!!  Fun time!

 10. Bloody Mary

You will need to share this with your TU tailgate friends for some delightful day drinking! You could even take along some toppings like celery, cilantro, pepper, hot sauce, and cucumber to create a Bloody Mary Bar.  Yum!



FOS College Football Power 5 Conference Top Player Names:                
(guess which name is FAKE)

Pac-12 
A) Tennessee Pututau - Utah - named after Ernie Ford
B) Gaard Memmelaar - Washington - Pat Bennitar
C) Shikki Wafa Snorkle - USC-  named after Sponge Bob Square Pants character!

Big 10
A) Ruben Hyppolite II - Maryland- named after a baby Hippo
B) Tunde Fatukasi - Rutgers- careful with saying the last name 3 times!!
C) Simmey Baloloshanker - Iowa- named after a tribe in Alaska!

Big 12
Cody Sufflebean - Kansas State - he is the ancestor of the man who founded Manhattan, Sonic Stouffer Sufflebean
Tristan Golightly - Kansas - no relation to the Golately!
Seefy Groinyank - Texas - he made the team cause he dates Coach Herman’s daughter!

ACC
A. Chubba Purdy - Florida St. - no relation to the South American Chubba Cobre or OSU stud running back Chubba Hubbard!
B. Kentron Poitier - Florida State - grandson of Sydney Portier
C. Wing Chung Green - Georgia Tech - son of Chinese green bean magnate!!

SEC
A. Octavious Oxendine - Kentucky - this young man was named after a character in a Transformer movie!!
B. Smart Chibuzo - Texas A&M - Chibuzo means ’man’ in Swahili this smart mam!!
C. Nickie Saban - Grandson of Nick Saban

Correct answer is C for all conferences and if you guessed this correctly you win a lifetime subscription to Faked Out Sports for free!

Words of wisdom from the unwise one:
The question ’does this make me look fat’ should be stricken for the English Language and the 1968 Britannica Encyclopedia!!

Have a great sports week!!

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