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FOS Notes ’bout Nuthin:

Luby’s Cafeteria is Closing!!

Where will TU fans Party?!?!

The Golden Corral - sounds similar to Golden Hurricane! Free cornbread with the purchase of pinto beans!

Hurricane Bar - The second oldest bar next to The Buccaneer, in Tulsa! A mysterious blue and gold daiquiri that is guaranteed to take the chest hairs off of you and your better half!

The Buccaneer - Oldest bar in Tulsa and after two beers you can stumble to the game with a cane!! I know from personal experience!! Also, make sure you no the difference between Drive and Reverse before you leave!!

FOS Bobblehead Kids-

Parents of MLB Players Need to be Involved with Bringing Baseball Back!!

Today in little league baseball, young parents and young kids start playing ball as soon as they sign up on the dotted line!! Parents plan their lives around taking their kids to practice, meetings, and games for 12 to 14 years!! Do you know how many orange slices and juice boxes this adds up to?! So finally the millionaire Major League Baseball player’s parents stepped in and talked with their babies and told them that they are out of their family reunions, Christmas, Thanksgiving pie, birthday parties, family vacations and everything else unless they start playing baseball today!!! Thus, problem solved and practice started July 1st!!

FOS Top 20 Doggie College Football Mascots:

Oregon’s The Duck, not a dog but barks like one!
Tulsa’s Goldie the retriever - B in T is a huge TU fan and has been nipped at by the cute little fella!
Tennessee’s Smokey the hound dog, has been know to eat small rodents!! True story, Google it!
NIU’s huskies, Northern Illinois has a beautiful pure bread Husky that has been in two dog movies!! Plus a statue with his likeness!
Washington’s Dubs the Malamute, my favorite dog!
UConn’s Jonathan the husky, another Husky that has not been in a movie!
Texas A&M’s Reveille the most important collie in Texas! B in T has actually petted this beast in person!!
NC State’s Tamaskan - part wolf, part dog that is fed with other mascots!! True shat!
Mississippi State’s Bully the bulldog. Reprimanded by the SEC commissioner in 2019 for bullying the Oregon Duck!!
Georgia’s Uga the bulldog- this stud bulldog has mated with 14 female bulldogs!!
Louisiana Tech’s Tech the bulldog. The bulldog mascot has more followers than the football team!!
Fresno State’s Victor E. Bulldog the bulldog really should never named Victor!
Colorado’s Ralphie the bison on a leash - this Buffalo once ran over an OU cheerleaders foot!!
LSU’s Mike the tiger - distant relative of the tiger cats from Wynnewood, Oklahoma!!
Cincinnati’s Lucy the bearcat. There’s also a costumed bearcat who was once arrested for throwing snowballs!!
Nevada’s costumed wolf people. This could be a mascot cult! Very disturbing!!
Memphis’ TOM the tiger - the tiger he been known to run without it's leash!!
Arkansas State’s costumed red wolves- Isn't a red wolf a fox?
New Mexico’s costumed wolves - these dogs are known to smoke pato!
Western Kentucky’s- Big Red blob once bit the Hilltoppers lead male cheerleader!! Google it! No shat!!

FOS Top 10 College Football Marching

Bands:

SOUTHERN UNIVERSITY A&M COLLEGE - The Human Jukebox- According to its webpage, “band prides itself in the unique ability to execute precision drills better than any other marching ensemble in the country.” The 230-member Human Jukebox combines programmatic precision with an artistic flair that has gained the praises of spectators and musician worldwide. With a program that incorporates a dance troupe with outstanding musical and choreographic execution, the band has performed at numerous NFL games, including six Super Bowls, and exhibitions, in addition to rallying school spirit at Southern football games. The band has performed for presidents and was ranked by the NCAA as the number 2 band in the country. The band received the great honor of performing in 2006 at the New Orleans Super Dome after the Saints return following Hurricane Katrina. Several media outlets and publications have recognized the outstanding quality of the Human Jukebox. These include USA Today, NCAA, ESPN, and Time.
UNIVERSITY OF OKLAHOMA The Pride of Oklahoma Marching Band - Long recognized as one of the top marching bands in the country the Pride was awarded the coveted Sudler Trophy in 1987. The band marched in the 2007 Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in celebration of the state of Oklahoma’s one-hundredth anniversary. Now in its second century of performing, the 320 member Pride marching band, marches into the future with an evolving program that brings tradition into the present.
The Trojan Marching Band - University of Southern California The Trojan Marching Band consists of woodwinds, brass, full percussion drumline, and color guard. They currently perform at over 350 engagements year, including (in recent years) international travel. Membership numbers vary, and a contingent of the band plays at every football game, both home and away. They have performed in several films, TV shows, and live events, including the Superbowl, the Grammys, and the Oscars. With only about 30% of the band members being music majors, any students who play an instrument are welcome to audition for the world-renowned group.
The Sonic Boom of the South - Jackson State University - Jackson State’s “Sonic Boom of the South” is well known for its high energy performances. The band plays for halftime shows for Jackson State, and, in the past, for selected NFL games. The band is headed by five drum majors, and accompanied by a dance team known as the “Prancing J-settes.” The 250-member band is composed of brass, winds, and percussion. Their repertoire of upbeat, modern music is always impressive and entertaining!
Texas A&M - Texas A&M, Fightin’ Texas Aggie Band - Texas A&M’s band moves with absolute precision. Its military-style formations, such as the Block T and the four-way cross, are extremely difficult to pull off!
Ohio State Marching Band - In addition to the dotting of the i famous Script Ohio formation, the Ohio State band has put together some remarkably intricate halftime shows in recent years.
Stanford, Leland Stanford Junior University Marching Band - If you want an up-close-and-personal look at the excellent Michigan band, go watch them rehearse on the morning of a game day. The warm-up is held at Elbel Field in Ann Arbor.
Texas Longhorn Band - The Longhorn Band’s biggest star may be its massive drum. Big Bertha, which is nearly 100 years old, has a whopping diameter of eight feet!
Ohio University Marching 110 - Ohio University’s Marching 110, named for the number of members in the school’s first band, puts on spectacular shows. The 110 has appeared in the Tournament of Roses Parade, the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, and in 1976 was the first college band to play Carnegie Hall.
Penn State, Blue Band - The Blue Band puts on a spectacular show every week. One of the highlights of each performance is the drum major, whose acrobatic forward flips make the Beaver Stadium crowd go wild.