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FOS Notes ’bout Nuthin’
NCAA TOURNAMENT DANCING FOR TULSA BASKETBALL?
-What?
-Are you high?
-Where is Tulsa? Ask UCLA
-If they took the top 100 NET ranked teams, maybe!
-Every year B in T promises to do an outlandish stunt if TU goes to the Dance or to a bowl game!! What will it be this year?
If TU goes to the big dance this year B in T will paint his face and his gIrand kid's faces BLUE AND GOLD!
B in T Special Edition: Harry and Meghan Tour America!
The couple will attend their first college basketball game in Lawrence Kansas, home of the WWE Headquarters starring Silvio De Sousa from the Jayhawks cartel against the Kansas State cartel of fighters!! The heavily guarded Harry and Meghan Royal family will have 300 U.S. Marines sitting in the KU student and faculty sections!! Numerous upset faculty and students were caught wearing t-shirts that said the Royal Family Jacked My Seat!!
FOS Bubbleheads
Of course my grandson Gus has started LaCrosse at Papi’s confused but amused curiosity!! I believe my daughter is trying to find a sport that Papi B in T knows diddly squat about!! After checking out 7 books on LaCrosse and falling asleep after 20 pages, I decided to wing it!! His lacrosse maillot was the size of a badminton racket and was too small for Papi!! I found an old tennis racket and melted the webbing and made a curvature for lacrosse!! We practiced in the backyard for 15 minutes until my racket exploded into a million pieces!! Can we just play baseball mom?
FOS College Basketball Picks:
Kansas 83 Oklahoma 73
Oklahoma's Top Dawg mascot and Kansas’ Baby Jay mascot were both ejected from the game for hiking dog on the hydrant on two of the three Big 12 referees!!! Baby Jay is still having problems after being hit on the head from DeLasousa’s folding chair backswing!! Three of Kansas assistant coaches had the same tweed suits and coach Self made them sit there and not change the whole game!! Very humiliating!!
Tulsa 70 at South Florida 67
The Tulsa basketball team according to Faked Out Sports Bracketolagy will be the 16th seed playing Life Dentistry in Cheyenne, Wyoming!! Another road victory for the ’Cane’!!
Oklahoma State 71 Texas Tech 70
Texas Tech has gone from Final Four to the final door on the Price Is Right! COME ON DOWN Red Raiders and welcome to the National Invitation Tournament!!
Arkansas 79 Mississippi State 74
The Razorbacks look strong for the NCAA Tournament and this win should solidify a nice location for their first-round games!! Faked Out Sports Bracketology is projecting Arkansas as a 4th seed playing the Maine University Crabs in Fayetville, Arkansas at the Reynolds, Walton Tyson arena!!
Kentucky 88 Ole Miss 62
Kentucky Coach Calimari sat his starters in the second half!! He allowed them to Twitter only while sitting in their school dress clothes with Macy’s wingtip shoes!!
ORU 77 South Dakota 73
ORU is there!!!
ORU is there!!!
ORU is looking hard at a CBI or CIT postseason tournament.......probably on the road at a Days Inn Express!!
Words of wisdom from the unwise one: The Strokie group that I belong to, urges that if you want to go hang gliding, DO IT!! .........but they really don't like me!
Have a great sports week!!
B in T, FOS
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