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The 20th Anniversary of the Oklahoma Noodling Club Tournament will be held in Kingfisher, Ok on June 14th and 15th!!
Numerous noodling superstars will be there and FOS will send a correspondent there for interviews and catfish grabbing action!! Noodling stars such as Colleen ’Grabber” Johnson, Dobber ”Jaw Hooker” Davis and the Noodling King of Kingfisher Corona ”Big Mouth” Blunthead!! The Fox Sports Noodling Channel will cover the final round Saturday with the commentators from the Fox Ice Fishing Channel out of Fargo, North Dakota!!
Oklahoma Defensive Players MUST Buy Into Coach Grinch!!
The 2019 OU defensive version has athleticism, size (although new DC Grinch has required his version of D to look sleeker) and speed but lacks in other categories!! Veterans and newcomers must agree internally with their heart and soul that Coach Grinch is their Messiah to lead them to the top 25 of defenses in the nation!! Veterans and newcomers alike must agree externally in Coach Grinch by running the extra mile of conditioning this summer, by setting a new personal record in weightlifting for each assignment and finally know every inch of every assigned playbook frontwards and backward before the start of fall camp in Norman on August 1, 2019!! They must get rid of all Grinch Christmas jokes before fall practices start!!
FOS High School Football
Gentry Williams 2019 Sophomore QB at Booker T Washington, Tulsa, has been offered a scholarship by Oklahoma!! Other scholarship offers from Memphis, Iowa State and Baylor! He may be the fastest athlete in the state of Oklahoma!! BTW will be loaded in 2019 with Linebacker J.J. Hester who has recently received offers from Ole Miss and Georgia Tech!! Broken Arrow’s Safety Myles Slusher has already signed with Oregon!! Myles and his super mom, Blanca, are friends of FOS and Bryan in Tulsa!! BTW is the preseason Faked Out Sports and Lindy’s Magazine pick Broken Arrow to win the Conference USA championship!! True story!!Sooner Nation 2019 B in T Predictions:
- Sooners will lead the nation in Total Offense!!
- Baker Mayfield will be on the Sooner sideline for the OU/Texas game!! He and Country Western star Toby Keith will do a double moon to the Texas bench and their overrated coach!!
- Bevo will attack one of the Sooner Schooner ponies and will be put into an induced Bull coma at a local Dallas Animal Hospital where he survives the attack by the mean ole Sooner Schooner pony!!
- Sooner Coach Riley will beat three rival coaches with mullets in 2019!!
- OU will have two more new Presidents before the end of the football season!! I promise!!
- New Defensive Coordinator Grinch will not steal Christmas but will instead steal the ball away from the opponent’s offenses at a rate of +2.8 per game!!!! Rated 11th in the nation!!
- The Sooners will recruit and sign 6 players from the state of Oklahoma for the first time since 2004!!
- A Sooner coach will wear Crimson colored skinny jeans and was told never to wear those jeans outside of his home by Oklahoma Sooner AD Joe Castiglione!!
- An Oklahoma player will be a finalist for the Heisman Trophy award but will not win!!
- The Texas Longhorns and Coach Herman and his 15 million dollar home, with a mote in Austin, will NOT, NO WAY make the final four playoffs in 2019-20!! So all of Shorthorn lovers put your crack pipes down and smell the Crimson roses!!
I need a Tylenol!
Words of wisdom from the unwise one: Do not drive into high water and do not drive into water high! Just sayin!
Have a great sports week!!
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