Faked Out Sports/B in T
Faked Out Sports Expressions of Spring:
April Showers bring May Flowers 🌺!!
Peter Cotton Tail hoppin down da Bunny Trail!
The lilies are blooming!
Looks like the Redbirds are gonna suck again this year!
Tell the kids not to throw the pretty easter pastel colored eggs at Papa B in T please!
Twelve Cub players were tested positive for PEDs!!
Everything is blooming in Green Country and everyone is sneezing in Green Country!!
Spring Football:
TU- QB Zach Smith arrival!
OU- QB Justin Hurt is welcome to the Sooner spring game!!
OSU- Not sure of the names of any QBs!
Arkansas- Grad Transfer QB Ben Hicks from SMU is a welcome Hog Spring newcomer!
Travis Meyer missed all the snow predictions, maybe he will hit spring storms more accurately!!
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FOS Notes:
TU Hiring Rod Thompson!!??
Coach Thompson who seem to coach and train every 7 to 18 year old basketball star in Oklahoma is in line to be an assistant coach at Tulsa University!! Current coach Haith has not been a stellar recruiter in the Oklahoma area and with the hiring of Rod who is a personal friend of FOS and B and T local recruiting should prosper!! He and Lee Mayberry are responsible for PWP (Playing with Purpose) which has become one of the more respected AAU programs in the Midwest!! Rod is a former TU point guard and hopefully, bring his 4-star son Bryce with him to Tulsa!!
Jimmy Fallon Reaches Out to Faked Out Sports!!??
Mr. Fallon's staff has asked me to use the following phrases in my publication of FOS!!
”I think my underwear are on fire”
”Do you know the way to San Jose”
”Mother Chicken”
”Stay in your lane bro”
”Pass me a fatty dude”
”Umbop!”
(The phrases will be in cap letters)
Tulsa Basketball Fan Numbers are Dwindling!!
As a Tulsa alum from 1940 something, B in T has must express his displeasure for the basketball program!! We are spending a poop load of MOTHER CHICKEN money for average!! To be blunt our team is boring and cannot shoot or rebound! Mike Anderson or Scott Sutton would be an awesome hire for TU!!!
Can Tulsa Upset Michigan State August 31st??
Is Kansas Coach Self Leaving Kansas??
Last week in the NCAA tournament the Jayhawks defeated a Northeastern team from Tahlequah, Oklahoma and then lost by 70 to an Auburn team coached by a used car salesman!!!
Rumor mill among the media folks that I trust and WILL PASS ME A FATTY, state that Coach Hollywood Self is tops on the list for NBA jobs at Chicago and Thunder land!! Is he under fire 🔥 from the KU muckety mucks, is he escaping the FBI-NCAA avalanche or is he underappreciated since Les Miles has arrived!!
Coach Miles is welcomed to KU with special brownies!!
Coach Miles is welcomed to KU with special brownies!!
FOS Thinking Outside the Box!?!?
Tulsa’s Frank Haith to his alma mater to be head coach at Elon! Mike Anderson to TU pppllllllleeeeeeeaaase!!!!!!!!
Then Kelvin Sampson to Arkansas or 20 million smackeroos for 4 years!! Numerous sports writer buds (2) have told me that I must be on a bad acid trip and to STAY IN YOUR OWN LANE BRO!!
FOS Kids World!
Our family will be attending its first Gussy T-Ball game with Superstar Zach Hanson as Coach!! My daughter and wife will not let Papa get any autographs, for his man cave!! This left me with an UMBOP empty feeling in the pit of my stomach as I moped back to our SUV!!
FOS Final Four Picks!
Virginia 1 seed Auburn 5 seed. Virginia by 10
Auburn Coach Discount used cars is having a field day with one liners with Final Four press!! A very sunburned Coach Bruce Pearl was ecstatic that he could find a tanning bed to be sent to his hotel room in Minneapolis, Minnesota!!! He looked very dapper and rested until the Virginia Cavaliers arrived on the court!! Look for the two best defensive teams in college basketball in the finals!!
Texas Tech 3 seed vs Michigan State 5 seed. Texas Tech by 3
Coach Izzo blows out 2 neck veins by yelling at his players in the second half!! After the win Texas Tech coach Chris Beard was offered the following jobs: LA Lakers coach, Texas Governor, OKC Thunder Coach, Pope, President of Apple, leading man role in Bad Boys 3, head chef at Wild Fork at Utica Square, and agent for Zion Williamson!! But yet no new contract from the fufu executives of Texas Tech!! Kick some tires and lite some fires and then give him 25 million bucks for 5 years!!
FOS MLB
Cardinals
Projected 5 Starters for Redbirds:- Miles Mikolas
- Jack Flaherty
- Michael Wacha
- Alan Wainright
- Dakota Hudson
Flaherty will win 20 for the Cards!!
Cubs
If Yadier Molina of Cardinals and Kris Bryant of the Cubs threw down in a street fight, who would win??!! Yadier would bring a switchblade and Krissy would bring his bobblehead statue to the brawl!! I will take the red bird stud!!Words of wisdom from the unwise one:
Never mix rag weed with Colombian weed!!
Have a great sports week!!
FOS/B in T
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