May 2
Faked Out Sports / B in T
FOS Notes ’bout nothin!
Cross fit at the Center!!
I will be starting a customized CrossFit regiment at the Center!!
1. Bocce Ball practice for 30 minutes!
Then followed by a fruity smoothie!
- New sauna room in Hardesty Sports Complex with lava rocks and lava lamps heated at 139.50 degrees for thirty minutes! Then followed up with a ShirleyTemple frozen daiquiri with 2 pink umbrellas!!
- Finally, the last leg of my 1 and a half hour cross fit ends up at the new Hardesty Tanning bed for fifteen minutes on each side!! Upon finishing the cross fit workout I will head to local Sonic for 2 double cheeseburgers and a diet Coke!!
WARNING: THIS WORKOUT MUST HAVE SPOUSAL APPROVAL!
First Kids Control the Remote Control, Then the WORLD!!
In Papa B in T’s house and the second influx of children/toddler into my man cave, there are odd things happening!! Numerous saved items have replaced replays of OSU, OU, and TU football games!! Items such as Paw Patrol, Marsha Bear, Moana, and Simba Pride Lion King have mysteriously infiltrated my man cave!! Help!! The scary part is that when the little rug rats leave the cave, Papa B in T subconsciously continues to watch episodes of Paw Patrol!! Dear Lord, please let football season get here QUICK!!
At the Sooner Spring Game Oklahoma University Spent One Hundred and Fifty Smackers for Forty Fricking Minutes of Country Music From Who?
I thought Lee Brice was my insurance dude!
Next year spring game FOS suggestions:
- For 50k and Bud Light keg, Branson’s Legendary Ballknobbers!
- For 15k Elvis Presley impersonators dressed as OU cheerleaders!!
- For 40k Late Boxcar Willy’s son, Cabcar Chillin, rapping Boomer Sooner!!
- For the same 150k, country western megastar Garth Brooks will sing 3 stanzas of I’ve Got Friends in Low Places’!!
- For 150k Earth, Wind and Fire will play Boogie Wonderland in red Sooner Speedos!!
- For 125k Tulsa’s GAP Band will play their hit single: ’You Dropped a Bomb On Me Baby’!! They will be accompanied by the Booker T Washington High School Drumline band!! This is B in T’s pick!!
- For 150k Justin Bieber will sing one hit song ’Baby, Baby’ while wearing Kid Gap Sooner Wear for 10 minutes!!
- For 100 dollars and a keg of gummy bears B in T's grandkids will sing the famous ’Baby Shark’ song using ’Boooomer Sooner’ da da da da da!!
FOS MLB
Cardinals look like they did last year —very average!
Cubs look like they did last year— ugly but winning!!
Astros look like they did last year— good but this year much gooder!!
Royals look like they did last year-- slightly less suckier!!
Red Sox look nothing like they did last year-- record number of losses
Brewers look like they did last year-- STEROID CHEATERS!
Yankees look like last year -- best team money can buy!!
Dodgers look like last year-- same! Large payroll, great talent all through the farm system! Keep Magic Johnson as far away from decision making for the team as humanly possible!
Words of Wisdom from the Unwise One:
Never eat 7 deviled eggs at a family holiday function!!
Have a great sports week!!
B in T
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