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Results from 2024 were amazing in our first USA Boccia Nationals the four Center Twisters!!

After 5 days and lots of laughs and heartache we placed high in the final rankings! These are the final official numbers;

BC6 Final Rankings - Melissa (call the fire department she hot) 10th Place

BC5 Final Rankings - Lee (dog ate his partial the night before Nationals) 6th!!! Great tournament Lee!

BC5 also - B in T (Save by the brownie!) 5th!! He defeated the champion 1-0 with a tiebreaker after losing to him 5-0 earlier! Not once did he get removed from the Boccia court for cussing!

BC2 Final Rankings - ramp group- Steven (never sit me by Bryan on the bus again)won two games against great competition!! So proud of Steven and his tenacity to stay with the Bocce sport!

*A special thanks to our two Center coaches who went above and beyond to take care of us crazy Bocce folks, Margie and Leslie!!


Bobblehead Sports:

At her one-year-old Birthday Party, she had her first no-caffeine and no-alcohol sip of Hams Beer!! I hope!



On her 6th Birthday, a house full of cousins helped celebrate this great day!! Ham Beer is needed for the adults with all these wild ones!!






B in T Rants:

SEC Rivalries with new editions:

(CBS)

1 Red River (OU/TEX) - Red River Rivalry-

The pageantry. The tradition. The stakes. The pure dislike for one another!

THE HANGOVERS!



2 Iron Bowl (AUB/BAMA)



The 2024 Iron Bowl will be played at Jordan-Hare Stadium in Tuscaloosa, Alabama on November 30!




3 Egg Bowl (OM/MSU)

Ole Miss vs Mississippi State

The Egg Bowl is usually held on Thanksgiving 🦃 but will be held the day after in Oxford, Mississippi!!

4 Cocktail Party (UGA/UF)

This game will be played in Gainsville, Florida, and will house a lot of Bulldog fans!! Georgia’s 6’9” 370 lb linemen will dominate the Gators!!

Bulldog headlock!!

5)2024-25 Lonestar Throwdown - WORLDS LARGEST CAR SHOW in Conroy, Texas!!

OOOOOPS!

5)Lonestar Showdown (TEX/vs A&M)

Revived since 2011, now that current A&M member is forced to play NEW and improved Texas Short Horns on November 30, 2024, in SEC play!! The game will be moved to Las Vegas to the delight of our beautiful relatives of Aggie Blood!!

Oklahoma has 3 players in the top 15 in the NFL

Trent Williams #7

CeeDee Lamb #13

Jalen Hurts #15

For comparison, Texas doesn’t have a single top 100 player.

Drop the mic 🎤

Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa

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Summer Heat is Here!!

Not to be unpatriotic but I wish the 2024 Paris Olympics would last through the Presidential Election in November!!  Tired of the he said, she said games!  Maybe a mud wrestling bout between the candidates!!

Bryan in Tulsa!

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Bobblehead Sports:

Mimi and Papi love the kids and grandkids!!  This pic has Andre and Lance who work so many hours a week at Southern Hills, with their families and Andre’s brother celebrating the 4th of July 2024!  God has blessed Mimi and Papi with great family and great Rugrats!!

B in T Rants:

Love ❤️ 30 MILLION DOLLAR TO THE TULSA UNIVERSITY ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT from Anomynous ‼️‼️

+Plus 8 MORE million from the Tom and Betty Johnston Estate!!  

38,000,000 million dollars!!!!

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New bands (post-donation 38 million dollo yo!) for TU Tailgaiting at the Commons:

Tulsa vs Northeastern State -  At one time Bachman Turner Overdrawn -   NOW Bruce Springsteen‼️‼️

Tulsa vs Oklahoma State - was Reba McEntire, NOW Taylor Swift‼️‼️

Army vs Tulsa - Bye-bye Branson Ballknobbers    - hello Beyonce 

UTSA vs Tulsa

See ya later Grand Funk Railroad  - and hello Aerosmith Final Concert in America at TU Commons!!  Historic!!

*They have agreed to take pictures in front of the LCA Frat House!!

East Carolina vs Tulsa

The Lumineers will be replaced by Rihanna!

Florida Atlantic vs Tulsa

No more Elvis Presley impersonators, we fired him cause he smelled like Wild Turkey and dirty shorts!!  Garth Brooks has tentatively agreed to play for this epic game only if they ad 30,000 new temporary seats!!

College Football Hot Seats

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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥Billy Napier, Florida
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥Sam Pittman, Arkansas
🔥🔥🔥🔥Mario Cristobal, Miami
🔥🔥🔥🔥Dave Aranda, Baylor
🔥🔥🔥🔥Clark Lea, Vanderbilt
🔥🔥🔥Kalani Sitake, BYU
🔥🔥🔥Ryan Day, Ohio State
🔥🔥🔥Justin Wilcox, California
🔥🔥🔥Pat Narduzzi, Pittsburgh
🔥🔥Scott Satterfield, Cincinnati

🔥🔥Neal Brown, West Virginia
🔥🔥Shane Beamer, South Carolina
🔥🔥Tony Elliott, Virginia
🔥Mike Locksley, Maryland
🔥Dabo Swinney, Clemson
🔥Lincoln Riley, USC
🔥Brent Venables, Oklahoma
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥Deion Sanders, Colorado

What do you call 53 millionaires gathered to watch the Super Bowl?

The Dallas Cowboys!!

B in T MLB

Cardinals-

The Redbird fans are starting to come back to the games now that the Magic number to the wild card is 78!!  

Rod R, Dan T. and B in T!

Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa

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Bob’s Bail Bonds and Car Wash (Chicago, IL) Big Brother Bill’s Psychic Palm Reading and Bed & Breakfast (Tulsa, OK) MR Bait, Fishing Tackle and Homemade Fudge Shop (Boulder, CO) Weh’s Wiener Wagon and Dry Cleaners, Lawrence, Kansas T-Brew’s Cockroach Farm and Pizza Palace, Tulsa, OK Dr. Richard Stephens DDS Roy Thomason Retired Sigma Chi TU

30 more days till Brownies!

Bryan in Tulsa!

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B in T / grandchild Elliott height projections:

               Elliott

 As a One-Year-Old

           Elliott 

 a Two-Year-Old  

                    Elliott 

ACCORDING TO ST FRANCIS PEDIATRIC DOCTORS:

As a 12-year-old middle school center!

Basketball recruiting

letters will be flowing!

B in T Rants:

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Make America Great Again, vote for Tom Brady as Prez!

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B in T Big 12 Preseason Rankings:

1 Oklahoma State -  this prediction does not count if my Ollie star is suspended for more than 1 game!

2 Kansas State - 

Stud middle linebacker AND personal friend Desmond Purnell (his brother LA was our trainer at the Center!) has guaranteed me tickets in the Purple Tiger Section for the OSU game!  Thanks LA!

3 Utah - welcome to REAL football!

4 Iowa State - Clone Jayden Higgins, another 6’5” TE-WR- Albotros, is preseason first-team all-Big 12 in all three positions!!

5 Kansas - no longer just s basketball school, QB Jaylon Daniels is a dangerous weapon in his 6th year at KU!

6 Arizona - why is Arizona in the same conference as West Virginia or Iowa State!??? Effed up bro!

7 UCF -  weak middle-tier team but lots of experience!  

8 TCU - Horned Frogs may win the Big 16 Championship or they may come in last place!

9 Texas Tech - I remember when Tech was good!  I think it was approximately 3 strokes ago!!  HA!

10 Colorado - Another year of 5-7 will give Neon Deon his exit into movie makin’!!

Team Road Gear by Spanks!

11 BYU - The Cougars must play on Saturdays AND Sundays!!🙏🙏

12 West Virginia - The Mountaineer D is amazing, but the O is scary bad!  

13 Baylor - Baylors coach, Dave Aranda, once had a debate with a sloth…..and lost!

Almost smiles at Big 12 Conference!!

14 Houston - Coach Holgerson should last till Halloween then get fired and be a analyst for Ok State and Coach Gundy!!  True shat Bro!

15 Az State - awful

16 Cinncinati - Fickle left and they went to a big boy conference with big boy panties required!!

Are You Ready for some Oklahoma State football?!?

Lamine Yamal became the youngest player ever to score at the European Championship when the 16-year-old netted a stunning goal for Spain to become the youngest ever to score a goal in European competition against France on Tuesday!! 

Yamal will turn 17 on Saturday, a day before the final in Berlin against either England or the Netherlands!!

“I only ask to win, win and win,” said Yamal, who was voted player of the match. “I will celebrate my birthday in Germany with my team.”

B in T MLB

Cardinals-

The Cards need to win more than two in a row to make the frickin playoffs!!  Put that in your matrix MARMOL!!

Royals - 

my good brother Jay who is a lifelong Royals fan has come out of hiding to get in my Cardinal face daily!!  Where have ya been since the Civil War when KC last mattered??  Ok a slight exaggeration but my point was made!!  Oh well I 55, or I 75 or I 85, 2024 World Series here we come!?!?!

Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa

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Bob’s Bail Bonds and Car Wash (Chicago, IL) Big Brother Bill’s Psychic Palm Reading and Bed & Breakfast (Tulsa, OK) MR Bait, Fishing Tackle and Homemade Fudge Shop (Boulder, CO) Weh’s Wiener Wagon and Dry Cleaners, Lawrence, Kansas T-Brew’s Cockroach Farm and Pizza Palace, Tulsa, OK Dr. Richard Stephens DDS Roy Thomason Retired Sigma Chi TU