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The Center for the Physically Limited Autumn Boccia Tournament:
The September 16th twenty-plus singles participants will clamor for the championship!! In the afternoon session this nonregistered USA Boccia Ball Tourney will have 6 teams of 3 for the team events! In Oklahoma high school football officiating there is also a referee shortage for Boccia ball in Oklahoma!! Boccia Ball officials are hard to find but we do have Bradley(fully boccia referee gear equipped - seen below)!!🔽 Despite early success Bryan in Tulsa finished 18th out of 22!!! This year's Boccia tournament was without Coach George, Russell, Sherri Wonderwoman, Jeanie Froggie, and others from the Center whose health has slowed them down over the last 2 years. Our prayers 🙏🙏 are always with these folks who have had so many Boccia ball laughs with the Center last few years!! Bad shat, real bad shat, and B in T is no longer the Boccia King!!
A good B in T family story:
My Great Aunt Jewell from Western Grove, Arkansas was awesome!! She went to TU and became a trigonometry teacher at Cental High in downtown Tulsa!! Aunt Jewell financially helped me graduate from TU many, many decades ago!! She was a huge TU supporter and loved by B in T and his family!! She was a Charter Member of the Happy Timers TU Booster Club!! Luv U Aunty Jewell!
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Every year around this time my 17 readers and my staff start getting reports of sighting a strange orange figure at area high school games all over Oklahoma!! Yes 🎃pumpkin breath you guessed it PUMPKIN MAN is back!! A friendlier, brownie loaded, new and improved Pumpkin Man!!
B in T notes and tidbits:
After much frustration and penalties the football OU pull-back coaches will no longer be allowed to grab Coach V as below! A professional roper (the dudes above) will be used to keep BV controlled! The four gentlemen above are law dogs from Tombstone, Arizona, and are responsible for keeping wild acting OU coach Venables from running on the field in the middle of a game!! They each will be handed an official pull-back lasso to corral B V during games!!
This is based on a true story!
B in T College Picks:
Oklahoma 41 at Nebraska 27
The Nebraska Black Shirts' defense could not keep up with the Lebby red shirt blur offense!! Nebraska Coach Frost and Coach Venable greeted and discussed the game during warmups before the slugfest!! As the two parted ways back to their perspective teams, Coach Frost gave Venables an envelope evidently with his updated resume attached!! This was caught by ABC and TMZ cameras!! ☁️☁️☁️💤💤💤 Coach BV awoke from his dream shocked that Scott Frost was relieved of his duties! The rest of the world was not shocked!
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Oklahoma State 70 Arkansas Pine-Bluff 0
The Golden Lions were 2-9 in 2021 (Division III) and lost to Friends University by 45 points!! Cowboy wideout Pressley caught 11 passes for 207 yards and three touchdownys wownys!! Poke QB Spencer Sanders was an amazing 26 - 28 completions - 5 TDs, 512 yards passing!! Sanders has moved to number 2 in the Heisman poll, just behind any QB for Ohio State!
Tulsa 48 Jacksonville State 21
Former Michigan and Arizona head coach Rich Rodriguez now rumbles the Gamecock sidelines! The Golden Hurricane beating the Gamecocks sounds really odd so let’s move on to the pics!! The pregame tailgate party with the Tailgators went smooth without incident. Well except, for one small incident when a Happy timer (75 and over) tailgater wondered into the Tailgators tailgate party looking 👀for food!!! Tailgator security (Phil and Johnny Mac) escorted the little lady in blue and gold out of our designated parking lot space!! Things became better when the young lady was given some pinwheels as she left!!
Tulsa running backs Anderson and Jordan Ford ran for 160 and 142 yards respectively!! Isaiah Epps, a wideout transfer from Kentucky via Jenks Trojans, scored his first touchdown as a Golden Hurricane!!
Arkansas 55 Mo. State 14
The Missouri State Bears are from Springfield, Mizzou, and are known as the college that Brad Pitt may or may not have attended this school!! B in T was told by his sister to never, ever, ever discuss her date with a young Brad Pitt while attending Southwest Missouri State (now Mo. State) in my blog.............. ooops, I just did! Hehe!
Razorback QB KJ Jefferson passed for 281 yards on 20-27 and 3 TDs! He also ran for 102 yards, 1 touchdown, and put 2 Mo. State Bear linebackers in concussion protocol!! No shat!!
Texas A&M 38 Miami 31
The Aggies are scaring their NIL contributors weekly!! If a big, and I do mean big, Aggie NIL donator does not like the way his second team running back is playing he is stuck with the NIL agreement he signed with the student-athlete!!
This has occurred numerous times with the A&M muckety mucks and putting some unneeded heat on Limbo Fisher!
Son, I say son, I just revoked your NIL deal with Hot Wheels!!$$
USC 42 Fresno State 35
Overrated Trojan coach Lincoln Riley played a fairly good Fresno State way too close for comfort!!
Coach Riley signed a personal NIL deal with Lulu Lemon men’s pink skinny jeans!! The new So-Cal
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Notre Dame 45 California 24
After the Mantai Me’o documentary, all of America is looking at the Irish 🍀 with sympathetic eyes!! Not me, I still hope Notre Dame loses all their games! ND QB Tyler Buchner was a 2021 top 10 to 15 high school QB!! Not the QB that was projected to lead the Irish!! Lead, he did, with 28 of 38, 378 yards, and 4 touchdowns over the Golden Bears!!
High School Picks:
Tonkawa 38 Blackwell 6
The Tonkawa assistant Mayor, who ran as a GDI (Gosh Dang Independent) candidate, sold tickets at the game, cooked hot dogs, sold programs, line judge referee, cleanup crew chairman, and of course a cousin of Mrs. B in T!! He did all of this AND sold 5 bags of Pecans in 6-hours of Friday night lights in Tonkawa!!
Mom-O-Meter- Blackwell Moms .976 Tonkawa Moms.973.
The football moms from both schools are highly competitive, no surprise that these two arch-rivals went down to the wire!! The last competition of speed quilting was to decide who wins the super football Mom - O - Meter competition!! The winning quilt was sown together in 2 hours 32 minutes by Pinky Schnitzel from the Blackwell Fighting Quilt Seamstresses!!
B in T Diner of the week:
TS Fork - Cali Mexican food-
100 W. Grande Ave.
Tonkawa, OK
TS Fork uses local growers to purchase their restaurant food fresh!! Each meal costs 40$ and can feed 2 small Tonkawans!! In the 80s an Oklahoma State legend, T. Boone Pickens, and his dog Theodore, once ordered two bean and corn burritos from TS Fork! The thrifty Mr. Pickens left a 50-cent tip!!
Cushing 45 Berryhill 13
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Cushing WR Camden Crooks and QB Blaze Berkowitz who both are gathering attention from Tulsa University, hooked up for 14 passes, 342 yards, and 4 touchdowns!! Boss Dogz Gourmet Weiners were given to each fan with a Cushing Tiger 🐅 t-shirt on!! Boss Dogz has the biggest and tastiest weiners this side of Drumwright!!
Skiatook 45 Hale 6
The Skiatook Bulldog youth program is flourishing and will be a force in the near future!
Wagoner 28 Grove 26
Two of the best in 4A light up the skies of Wagoner in a top nonconference game!! The Grove Ridgerunners were named after the gangs in the South that ran moonshine across state lines in the 1920s!! Goggle it, I dare ya!
NFL 🏈 picks!:
Chiefs 34 Chargers 31
The Chief's offense was outscored by the Chief’s defense and special teams, 21 to 13! No more, no look 👀passes Patrick, come on bro!!
Cowboys 28 Bengals 24
One win over 2021 Superbowl participants! The ‘Boys are back!’ owner Jerry Jones stated while drinking scotch, smoking stogies, and getting a trim at Cliff’s Barber!
Injury report: Dak is back on injured reserve for 8 weeks, in a shrewd deal Jerry signed former Oklahoma Outlaw QB, and Washington Redskin Superbowl champion Doug Williams!!
Panthers 31 at Giants 21
The Baker Mayfield Show debuts on Broadway with 20-30 completions and 3 TD's!!
Broncos 27 Texans 22
Denver’s high altitude gave the Texans big men in the trenches gassed in the fourth quarter and inches short on a fourth and 1 at the Bronco 5 yard line!!
Cardinals 34 at Raiders 31
The Cards were not happy campers after a poor performance in week one!! The Arizona linebackers were livid in practice breaking three running back helmets and/or face masks!! Go Zaven Go!!!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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