Oklahoma starts the SEC!!

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Bobblehead Sports:

Please TU football……these girls deserve a victory!!!

B in T notes:

Tulsa’s former QB star, Dane Evans, is rubbing more Hurricane magic on the Rams after a big win over Bixby and Jenks!!

B in T College picks:

Illinois 34 at Nebraska 28

Illinois star RB Nicky Nagurski, the great-great-grandson of Bronko, ran over the Cornshuckers for almost 3 cornfields of yardage, and 1,200 ears of corn!!  The Cornhuskers will take on the mighty Oregon Ducks of the new 23-team conglomerate called the Big 2 Dozen minus - 1!  WTF!  Can Tulsa get in that?  No one will notice!!

Oklahoma State 42 Utah 31

I have repeated numerous time that OkState is my new favorite Big 16 team and was picked by B in T to win the Conference until I'm ORANGE in the face!!  Hahahahaha!!!

What are the Utah Utes?  The university has supported the Ute Indian Tribe since 1972, and the athletic department officially adopted the nickname with their permission. The university's website encourages the community to learn more about the Ute people's culture, heritage, and history!!

QB Bowman is on fire and seems to be rated ahead of a number of nationally rated Heisman Candidates!!  After throwing for 301 yards and 4 TDs, the Cowboy fans started chanting - Heisman!  Heisman!  Heisman!  Stillwater has done run out of Orange face paint!!

Oklahoma 38 Tennessee 31

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Huge accident when the Sooner Schooner derailed while the show was live on the air to billions!!  One of the Schooner wheels ran smack dab over Kirk Herbstreits head!!  The good news was he was un-injured and his head shrunk back to normal size!!

A win here and a win next week in the Wed Wiver Wivalry will go far in getting the Sooner's respect in the stacked SEC!!  

Gavin Sawchuk runs for 104 yards and 1 TD, white QBs can't run, Jackson Arnold, runs for 115 yards and 2 TDs, while passing for 1 TD and 189 yards!!  No picks and one fumbled snap!!  Good day for the OU current QB!

Tennessee coach Heupel seems to put on 20 pounds after each loss, so let's get that Weight Watchers diet started STAT!!!  Tennessee’s new 7-foot QB Dolf Klink from Stuttgart, Germany completed 19-28 passes for 3 touchdowns and 2 dead birds!

UCF 8 years ago, 2015

Tennessee 2023

Really seems like he has won a few games in the SEC!!  Eat more fiber and Bran flakes, Josh!

Auburn 34 Arkansas 24

Jordan Hare Stadium

The Razorbacks fear no one but landing in the middle of Jordan Hare Stadium can be scary on Gameday!!  The Hag Faithfull are awesome and wear different Hog snout costumes to each game!!  

This middle-aged hog fan was escorted out of a popular Auburn bar called The Hound!There was a brief chest raising over which was better the popular Hog Snout (see above) or the bar Hound Snout!!  Never mess with the Hound Snout in the Auburn area!!  The popular bar has the best red meat in Auburn!!  

Tulsa 27 at La Tech 21

Huge road upset for the Hurricane in Ruston, Louisiana!!  The number 1 tourist attraction in Ruston is not the Bulldogs football team but the Lady Techsters who have a huge following in women's basketball!! Years of wins, basketball domination, and accomplishments in a female sport, have given the Lady Techies a mark in the history books!!  Similar to women's golf at TU in the '70s and '80s the Lady Techsters were the pride of women collegiate sports!!  

The Bulldogs were fired up for their game against TU, so fired up that they forgot to turn on the ultraviolet lights that take two hours to turn on!!  Sooo around 9:30 pm Ruston time the game started!!  The normal bedtime for most of the Tulsa Happy Timer ‘Cane Club Rowdies’ is 9:00 PM and wake up at 5:30 AM with GrapeNuts and Grapefruit!  Freshman RB Avant is a last-minute plug for Heisman according to my TMZ Sports contact Mikey Dodson!!  

KState 26 at BYU 21

K State Wildcats crate the BYU Cougars!!  The Wildcat dive left, dive right, and complete a 6-yard pass for a first down offense puts teams in a coma, and before u know it the game is over!!  This happened to BYU!!

West Virginia 41 Kansas 33

What happens in Morgantown stays in Morgantown!!  

Ewwwwwwww!

Iowa 16 at Minnesota 16

The Hawkeye-Golden Gopher game was called a tie after 12 overtimes when neither team could score a single point!  

Beer sales stopped at 

TCF Bank Stadium at 

3 am in the morning!!  Dedication!

Colorado 35 Baylor 30

The Buffs and Primetime are on a 2 game-winning streak and are already talking smack to the Big 14!!  

Iowa State 51 Arkansas State 17

The Clones went over a half a hundo for the first time since my friend Kevin H played in the 60’s!!  

I believe this is the only picture of Kevin H, he was known as Crazy Crack Kevin!

Michigan 38 USC 31

The Wolverine's new coach slowed down the offensive guru-turned-turncoat Lincoln Riley!!  The Michigan defense held USC to 3 points in the second half and rallied to a touchdown victory!!

B in T High School picks:

THE FIRST SIGHTING OF PUMPKIN MAN AND HIS SPECIAL BROWNIES WAS AT THE CHOCTAW FOOTBALL GAME AGAINST BIXBY!!  

A mini Helicopter with an apparent Pumpkin Man figure was throwing frozen Brownies to the crazy Choctaw crowd!!

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Choctaw 34 Bixby 27 

Choctaw is new to 6A and comes in like it had been in 6A for years!! A big win at home against the mighty SPARTANS!  A light tussle broke out between the Bixby and Choctaw Pom Pon teams when the Spartan team accused the Choctaw Yellow Jackets of stealing their routine!!  The award-winning Spartans evidently bought the famous song, by Chaka Khan, ‘I Feel For You’ from a Spartan double spy cheerleader!!  True shat bro!!

Blackwell 32 at Newkirk/Shidler 20   

The Shidler football team, due to small numbers, were allowed to play with Newkirk until their growth hormones kick in for the smaller Shidler footballers!  

Skiatook 34 at Hale 22

Skiatook had one win last year and it was against Hale!!  So the greatest picker in the history of picking, picks the Skiatook Bulldogs to beat my Hale Rangers!!

Tonkawa 31 Stroud 23

Tonkawa freshman running back Punky Beefster ran for 168 yards and three TDs against the Stroud Tigers!  Punky and the whole Baucaneer team then signed a 1-year deal with Moore’s Department store in downtown Tonkawa to wear body signs for advertisement!

B in T NFL picks:

Cowboys 27 Ravens 24

The Ravens are the second-best team in the AFC, the Cowboys are the second-best team in Conference USA!!  I am picking my upset special - Dallas by 3!!

Chiefs 34 at Falcons 24

A youthful Clark Hunt is the son of Lamar Hunt and the youthful face of the organization.  He allows no meddling from the family members like the Prune Face Dallas Cowboys owner!!  He lets the football players play and the owner's family have parties and eat caviar!!

Vikings 35 Texans 31

I have to pick against my Texans once and this is the once!!

Bears 24 at Colts 14

Da Bears have won their first road game against the Colts since the Bears beat the Baltimore Colts in 1966!!

Have a great sports weekend!

Bryan in Tulsa

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Doom and gloom Sooner offense!

 

Bryan in Tulsa

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Bobblehead Sports:

This was an exhibition match that I eeeked out an overtime victory in Nationals, over a new friend and great player, Adam from Topeka!!  Thanks for the sportsmanship and help you gave me!!  I need all the help I can get!!

B in T notes:

After 30 years in a coma, Good news, I am BACK!!  I have discovered: 

The Cardinals are BAD, the Cubs still suck, Gundy is still the coach at OSU, O.J. Simpson is a murderer, Bill Cosby is a rapist, Bruce Jenner is a woman, and a virus shut the world down for two years!!

And the craziest of them all - a white guy is the best running back in the NFL!!

Now he is injured!!

Top 10 G5 teams that have sent the most players to the NFL all-time:

1. Tulsa (174)

2. SDSU (163)

3. Tulane (150)

4. Rice (131)

5. Memphis (122)

6. Southern Miss (116)

7. Utah St (116)

8. Fresno St (111)

9. SJSU (108)

10. Colorado St (106)

B in T College picks:

OKLAHOMA STATE 38 TULSA 31 

Perhaps the biggest upset in Tulsa football history!!  Not really, but close!!  Horrible seen at Chapman Stadium when Pistol Pete accidentally loaded buckshot in his fake gun and shot Gus-T in his buttocks!  A number of Tulsa Mechanical Engineers tried to figure out how real buckshot could come out of a fake Pistol Pete pop gun!!??  

Gus-T’s detached piece of buttocks was taken to Saint Francis Hospital, which was 6 miles further, due to a TU/St. Francis sponsorship agreements, Geeesh!  Gus -T almost lost his left cheek!!  🤣he he he!!  All true shat!  Thirty-seven-year-old OSU QB Alan Bowman has played for a number of coaches in his illustrious career including current coach Mike Gundy, former OSU coaches Pat Jones, Jimmy Johnson, and Bob Fenimore!!  Young TU QB Kirk Francis played high school ball against Mr. Bowman’s son, Bubba Bowman!!  The Tulsa QB completed 20 of 28 passes for 3 TDs and 1 interception!!

Kansas State 42 Arizona 27

The younger brother of 5’2” Duece Vaughn (Dallas Cowboys) 4’10” Dickie Vaughn ran for 178 yards and 2 TDs!!  

A number of KState alums were in tears after their first win over an Arizona team from the PAC Whatever!  Then they realized they were both from the Big Whatever!

Oklahoma 52 Tulane 10

Tulane’s ex-coach Fritz is coaching Houston who was coaching the Green Wave which last year was coached by Fritz!!  Get my drift??  As long as OU can keep playing Coach Fritz teams they will be undefeated and win a National Championship!!  That simple.  Back to the Xs and Os, Sooner linebackers Kip Lewis and Danny Studsman are faster than any players on the Tulane offense!!  True shat bro!!  With second-stringer elite Sooner QB Michael Hawkins breathing down Jackson Arnold's neck, Arnold thought it would be time to shine!!   26 for 30 / 334 yards/ 4 TDs- Hawkins will have to cool his jets!

Arkansas 41 UAB 13

The Razorbacks are building confidence while beating average CFB schools!!  UAB kept things close at halftime with a 21 to 13 lead!  But a sterling speech at half about losing his kids private schools in Fayetteville if he is fired, rallied the Hogs!!  BTW the buyout is 15 million for coach Pittman which is chump change for the Arkansas Trustees!  Ask Arkansas's new round ball coach Calimari!  Ha!  Good one B inT!

The New School in NW Ark.

Alabama 34 at Wisconsin 31

Great weather in Madison, no Dick Saban, Bama loses 13 starters and kicker Graham Nicholson was stolen from Miami, Ohio per their head coach Born Loser!  Nooooo, it couldn't be the Tide tradition and winning over a bazillion years!!   He simply liked the red Bama jerseys!!  Hahaha!

Illinois 47 Central Michigan 16

A number of Illini players were asked where Central Michigan is?  All 113 Fighting Illini players except 1 said ‘In the center of Michigan……….duh’

*Central Michigan Football Scholarship GPA - 3.03

*Illinois Football Scholarship GPA - calls to the athletic department were not returned!!  Illinois QB Luke Altmyer could lead this Illinois team to to greatness with another 18-21, 3TDs and 302 yards performance!

Missouri 45 Boston College 27

Mizzou coach Ditzwinger somehow ran into a NIL sugar daddy and has created a monster in the SEC!!  2024 Top lineman recruits are receiving Tesla Lamborghinis!

With solid GOLD rims!!  My beloved B in T fan who played

at Boston College, Bill McCarthy, passed a couple of years ago, and is screaming at the heavenly flat screen Vizio TV cuz players are being PAID TO DO THEIR JOBS!!

Texas A&M 28 at Florida 21

Our beloved family Aggies were brought to tears as All-American QBConner Weigman marched his team down the field with 1:56 seconds left for the winning score!  Weigman was carried off the field by his team, then the Aggie student body carried him on their shoulders, and finally, the percussion band carried the QB off the field on their hard instruments!!  Very uncomfortable!!!!!!!!!

Georgia 34 at Kentucky 24

A win here may allow the Stoops brothers to stick around another year or two!!  A loss will make the Stoops haters hate more hate and eventually run them out of Lexington!!

B in T High School picks:

Cascia Hall 24 at Metro Christian 23

The Cascia fans were upset about the parking situation!!  The visitor parking moved to 61st and Peoria and took a Metro bus to the stadium because of construction!!  

Metro had their JV football team and Wrastling team escort the Comando faithful!!

Jenks 35 at Union 27

Jenks has a transfer from Chuwagumbo, Uruguay who is a 6’4” 252lb linebacker with 4.24 speed in the forty!  Also, he can throw a perfect spiral with his feet!!  Jenks fans had to sit on the top 10 rows of the stadium although it was general admission!!  How wude!  

Owasso 41 at Sand Springs 31

The Owasso Spirit Booster Club brought 25 buses of rowdy Ram fans!! The bus with all the game tickets was pulled over for mooning the locals!!  After passing the alcohol and drug tests the busses were allowed to pass!! Unfortunately, they were one hour!  Fortunately, the Owasao team arrived in plenty of time!!

Fairview 37 Tonkawa 30

My Uncle Jerry listens to every game with his transistor radio!!  He is the eldest, most mature fan of B in T!!  A lot of the B in T Seniors Club are irritated that their populous has shrunken!!  That might be an unnecessary term.  My editor Rod R will catch that!?!?  Maybe?!  Aunt Pat and Uncle Jerry, 96 and 87 respectively are the senior seniors of the B in Ters!!  

Fairview diner of the week:

GB’s Grill & Lounge

The Linnen Sisters of the Lawrence Welk Show once visited the Yellow Jackets classic diner!  They sang their famous hit, ‘Don’t Sit Under the Apple Tree with anyone else but ME’,  while waiting for their grits!

B in T NFL picks:

Chiefs 38 Bengals 31

Mahomes tried an around-the-back pass but blindsided all pro-Center Creed Humphrey, who will miss 4 weeks for concuss protocol!

Lions 28 Bucs 24

The Bucs with my true football love, Baker Mayfield, were shocked to learn that he was removed from the last Quarter of the Lions game because he had Lester Haye’s gobbly gook stuff on his hands!!

Originally thought to be a bugar infestation but discovered later to be a foreign substance called wood stickum!!  Eventually banned from football!!

Good try Baker but just grip the ball better instead of going to Home Depot and buying wood stickum!!  You were caught on Depot security cameras bro!!

Texans 35 Bears 31

These teams will be in the Super Bowl, you heard it from B in T first!!

Cowboys 27 Saints 17

The Boys have their C.D. back so no excuse to lose any games the rest of the year!!  The brain trust for Dallas has left all its thinking up to the great great-great-grandchildren who average 13 years of age!!  The books balance, CD signed, Dak is about to be signed, and 2026 AE College Football is preordered!!

Have a great sports weekend!

Bryan in Tulsa

 by B in T - FakedOutSports, syndicated in SoonerPolitics.org

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Bob’s Bail Bonds and Car Wash (Chicago, IL) Big Brother Bill’s Psychic Palm Reading and Bed & Breakfast (Tulsa, OK) MR Bait, Fishing Tackle and Homemade Fudge Shop (Boulder, CO) Weh’s Wiener Wagon and Dry Cleaners, Lawrence, Kansas T-Brew’s Cockroach Farm and Pizza Palace, Tulsa, OK Dr. Richard Stephens DDS Roy Thomason Retired Sigma Chi TU