Bryan in Tulsa!
Gusty and Don Woods- the best ever!! Gather around the Zenith TV/Panasonic Radio Combo and get the Tonadic conditions from Don!! Today's Thursday Forecast Tulsa:
TORNADO SPOTTER IN ACTION!
Poor Von Castor, who is a longtime tornado tracker for KOTV, was sent all over Oklahoma, including small towns like Dustin, Scipio, Stuart, Lake Yahola, and Wilburton! When he entered Wilburton he spotted a duck family crossing Highway 11 in the middle of a mini tornado spout!! There were live electrical wires all around the ducks and his truck!! Von’s quick thinking saves the youngest duckling with a tiny heart massage!! The young duckling jump up and joined his family on the other side of the highway!! Von was back on the road chasing more tornado sprouts!! Thank you Von!! Lives were saved again by the Oklahoma Tornado Trackers and Von!!
The duckling, second from the left was saved by Von!!
True story!! Google it!!
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Bobblehead Sports:
2024 Boccia Tournament in Overland Park, Kansas
USA Regionals!!
Off to KC for Boccia Regionals in two Center vans!
Players include:
*Sassy Sherri
*Tenacious Tempest
*Lee, Lee the Singing Machine
*Victoria - the love of Lee’s life!
*Stephen -the Ramp King, Bryan’s arch nemesis!
*Bryan Fog horn Leg horn X 2, hated by many, but loved by all!!
*Keith Boccia Machine
*Judy turbocharged wheelchair!
*Charlene- Charlenie Weenie
Team Managers:
*Anthony- once ate nails for an iron snack, true story!
*Frailey- former Ronda Rozzi stunt double! Her stare is legendary!
Ronda Frailey-stunt double
Coach/Manager:
*Margie - has threatened to retire after each trip to KC Regionals! But back every year!! So dedicated, she sings each player's favorite lullaby on road trips!!
Bus Accessories for the trip-
*sweets with all types colors of sugar, mixed nuts to eat, and sit by us on the bus, ha, earplugs to drown out certain loud noises, Gas Ex, sedatives for Bryan and Steven so they don't fight, extra brownies for Sherri’s nerves, large bottle of valium for team managers and coach Margie, and many prayers🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏s!!
B in T Rants:
Oklahoma State’s new Basketball Coach is hard to top!! (he was the Western Kentucky head coach - get it?- thus hard to top- get it?)
Steve Lutz, in fact was a Western Kentucky HillTOPper!! In fact 82 out of 332 Division I Basketball coaches will be new this year replacing some poor soul with a 500k buyout! Awwwww poor baby!
OSU hired Coach Lutz to run an up-tempo team!! Up tempo?!?! Hehehe! He and the other 81 new coaches are all promising a new up-tempo game!! Whatever happened to the Eddie Sutton’s way of D, D and more Defense?
Lutz is a stud, OSU did amazing!
Geno Areamo Twins?
There is an exact twin somewhere in the world,
Geno Areamo - old dude in UP!
Retired New England coach Bill Belichick has resurfaced as a consultant for the Wahington Huskies!! Asked what his thoughts were regarding the college NIL deal, he responded ‘Well, how do ya think I get paid?’
B in T’s Film Critic’s Corner
The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot-
Sam Elliott stars in this remake of no show ever made in the history of mankind!! This was actually a love story about Elliot as a young army brat who went on a secret mission to kill Hitler!! Yep, you guessed it, no suicide, he was shot by Sam Elliott!! He is then hired to kill a midget bigfoot who was spreading disease through Canada and the USA! He punches out Mini Bigfoot and saves the world again!! In the end, the girl dumps poor Sam!!
🎥.5 Cameras out 5 🎥s
I would have awarded this odd show a 2 but the Bigfoot was Lamo!
B in T MLB
Cardinals-
In the lineup the first of May, the Cards had 5 hitters batting below .200!! Can you say get a new batting coach STAT!! Bring back Mark Maguire!!
Cubs-
The Cubs lost to the Red Sox 17-0 earlier this week and have fired their offensive coordinator for not running the score up against the hated, overachieving Cubbies!
Rangers-
The Adolis Garcia bulked-up dolls are selling like hotcakes!
Astros-
Cards and Stros are dead last in there respective divisions!!
Royals- due to the demands of multiple groves of B in T Royal fans I will report on the Royals!! Congrats on being over .500 this late in May since George Brett was a young pine tar cheater!!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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