Super Rock Concert in Prior, Oklahoma this Labor Day weekend!!!! Love me some Godsmack and Limp Bizkit!!
*Note- With extreme heat possible for this weekend, (have pity on the dudes who clean out the 1,300 blue port-a-potties) please drink tons of liquids (Busch Light)!!
Good Old Days of College Football Previews: Thanks Jimmie Trammell:
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Bryan in Tulsa
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Bobblehead Sports:
In one weekend at Mimi’s and Papi B in T’s we will go through 3 jars of Vlasic pickles (196 total pickles) in a 24 to 48-hour babysitting gig!! This can be very costly!! AND!!
Spending a majestic fall football afternoon trying to convince your Grandkids that your poop will turn green if you eat too many pickles is somewhat of a waste of time!
And not necessarily a good defense mechanism for kids!!
4 Rugrats devoured this vat of pickles during a Saturday movie fest!! True shat bro!
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B in T Rants:
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B in T College Football Picks:
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August 31 Thursday home opener!!
Tulsa 54 Arkansas Pine Bluff 13 The Golden Hurricane of Tulsa blew the Golden Lions of Ark Pine-Bluff back to NE Arkansas!! Coach Kevin Wilson’s power running game was led by the running back trio of Braylin Presley, Anthony Watkins, and Jordan Ford who rushed for 289 yards and 4TDs!! New QB stud Braylin Braxton threw for 278 yards and 3 TDs and ran for 67 yards and 1 TD plus 1 Red Wolf Cheerleader phone number!! The Tulsa Defense was led by SS Kendarin Ray with 14 tackles, 1 sack, and 1 pick!!
*Note: Hard to believe but before the game, the Ark PB Barbie Pom Pon squad challenged the Tulsa Pom Pon squad to a CHEER OFF!
Arkansas Pine Bluff Barbie Cheerleader!!
The Tulsa Squad was caught off guard by a real Arkansas Pine Bluff Barbie cheer squad girl! Amazing results for the Arkansas State Pom Pon squad as they won the the cheer off but lost the football game!!
Oklahoma 56 Arkansas State 7
Oklahoma has an 11 am morning kickoff which despite all the Sooner bitching about early kickoffs over the last few years, game time comes at a good time during the sweltering heat of Oklahoma!! The Arkansas State Red Wolves were 3-9 last year and Butch Jones's support is very thin….like none!!! After stints as head coach at Cincinnati and Tennessee, he is wallering at Jonesboro, Arkansas!! Game Notes: Top OU WR was Gavin Freeman 8 catches for 95 yards and 2 touchdowns!!! Top Running Back- Gavin Sawshack 16 rushes for 121 yards and 1 touchdown!! Top OU passers QB- Dillon Gabriel with 15-21 for 272 yds and 3 touchdowns and 1 pic! 5-star freshman stud Jackson Arnold had 10-12 completions for 128 yards, and two touchdowns!! Leading tackler OU's all everything Danny Stutsman had 18 tackles, 5 assists, 2 pass deflections, 1 pick, and 2 ASU cheerleader digits!! JK!
Week 2 Pullback Coach for Coach Venables!!
Pull back coach: ANT-MAN
Never Drink and Drive with Speedy Gonzales!!
Arkansas 56 West Carolina University 6
The West Carolina nickname since 1932, the Catamount Paws, have the best nickname of any of this week's statewide football victims!! An even cooler name was switched to the WCU Boomers in 2022 due to complaints by the Boomer Sooners of Oklahoma!! Stats- Arkansas- KJ Jefferson completions 21 for 31, 4TDs passing, and 2 TD's rushing, also led the team in passing yards with 231 and in rushing yards with 145!!
Oklahoma State 48 Arkansas State 22
Coach Gundy was very upset as Pistol Pete accidentally shot some buckshot into a cheerleader's backside!! The OSU medical staff was immediately stat (medical term) to the young ladies' side with a new pulmonary machine but realized it was just at buttocks graze!!
(above: actual shot that grazed young OSU cheerleader's buttocks)
Mr. Pete was only given a 3-game suspension from school activities wearing the Pistol Pete paper mache head!! Civil charges have been settled mysteriously 2 hours after the buttocks incident!! Evidently with the help of TBoone’s 120 million of new donations!! Game notes: QB Bowman 24 - 35, 312 yards, 3 TDs, and 1 pick, Rushing Ollie Gordon- 23 carries for 181 yards and 3 TDs- on defense ex Tulsa all American Athletic Conference middle linebacker Justin Wright made 11 tackles with 4 assists leading the traitors from Stillwater!! JK hahaha!
TCU 55 Colorado 23
Having Colorada and Coach Dion Sanders at your first opponent is like bringing the Dallas State Fair and the San Antonio 1968 Hemisfair (attended by B in T and his mom) to your home opener!! Let the Nuts take over the Colorado Nuthouse!!
A 9yr old B in T and mom being loaded into the Hemisphere ‘68 Skyrail!!
*Smoking Dr.Z are u in agreement with my pick? A little aggressive?! TCU by 32 wow!! TCU QB Chad Morris (Ex Sooner) was 26 for 34, 434 yds and 4 TD's and no picks!
Minnesota 36 Nebraska 31
The Nebraska Grey Shirts will have a long year until new Nebraska Coach Matt Rhule gets his arms around the defense or lack thereof!! The Blackshirts are needed quickly! Nebraska QB Jeff Sims is a stud in the making!! He has a super arm, speed, and a master of the RPO (run/pass/option) a last-minute touchdown pass on a fade route by QB Sims was picked off by a Golden Gopher! Both teams should be Bowl bound this Century! Hahaha!
STUD! 2 million dollar coach! Thanks Nebraska big donors, and corn 🌽prices!!
Iowa State 19 Northern Iowa 5
The Clone Defense scored 10 points, and former Clone QB Hunter Dekkerrs scored 20k on a Vegas over of 23.5!! More Clone and Hawkey scoop to come!! Ha!
The next Cyclone team meeting will be held in the MGM massive sports book room!! Hi Hunter!! Hi Kevin!!
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Boston College 31 Northern Illinois 17
Northern Illinois is no non-conference gimme but the Huskies stayed within biting circumference of the Eagle's behinds!!
Texas A&M 55 New Mexico 24
A boring game but not for those who took the over at 71.5!
The Big Aggies beat the little Lobos!! I picked the Aggies to win just so we are invited to the special room with a view!! These are the same accommodations on 50-year award-winning ‘The Price is Right’ a town night VRBO with small chocolates on fluffy pillows, in a Mansion in the Woodlands of Houston!! Can't wait, for my favorite relatives ever!!
Tennessee 48 Virginia 12
Another drink at the beach for OU-ex Josh Heupel!!
Sunday
LSU 35 Florida State 24
The Florida State President is Superman in the state of Florida!! He requested that his athletics be transferred out of their current conference (PAC) yesterday!
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B in T High School Picks:
Cushing 41 at Bristow 30
The Cushing Tigers are extremely tough on the road and the Pirates from Bristow should be a strong contender in 3A District 4!! Good road win for the young Cushing Tigers!!
Bishop Kelley 44 at Rogers 31
Will Rogers high school football has more athletes on their football team than the 5 years previous combined!! The Kelley Comet line is still scary with Defensive ends growing like aliens at Prassa field every year, especially 2023!!
Bixby 62 Har-Ber Springdale, Arkansas 27
Har-Ber Wild Cats team bus is big time!! The bus has its own individual dressing rooms, disco dancing polls, and film room ON THE FRICKING BUS, no SHAT!! This 1997 Rialta Super Bus is the Cadillac of it time!!
The bus does not have last year's team record (1-9) to back up the hoity-toity Har-Ber bus!
Bixby’s offense was led by RB Cordell Gouldsby who had 167 yards rushing on 12 carries and 2 touchdowns!! Plus one Har-Ber's mom's digits! JK!
If you're wondering about the nationally-ranked Bixby Spartans team bus- meet
Jet Blue the Bixby team Learjet!! Google it broheimer!
Blackwell 27 at Afton 20
The road from Blackwell to Afton was the same road used for the Jeepers Creepers 2 movie, Highway 97, numerous mysteriously missing football players and cheerleaders on this highway to hell!! Scary as SHAT!! True story!! JK! Or not?
B in T Mom's Contest : Afton Moms .987 Blackwell Moms .984 This was the closest mom contest since the ‘76 Corn Bible Moms defeated the ‘76 Medford Moms by ringing more chicken necks in 3 minutes!!
B in T Mom and Pop Diner of the Week:
Roadhog Saloon Afton, Oklahoma which is known for its famed Low fat-Batter fried Ghost Peppers 🌶️!!!
Also: The world-famous 2 Worms in Mason Jar chugging contest started at this bar in 1978!! Worms do burn going down the hatch!! Watch out for the deadly Skorppio bottle!!
HEALTH WARNING: DO NOT SWALLOW THE SKORPPIO SCORPION IN THE 4500$ SKORPPIO BOTTLE☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️!!!!
Union 48 at Broken Arrow 45
The Union cornerback Devon Jordan is being recruited by every Power 5 school in the Midwest, with their eyes also on Jr. running back Jordan Snelling who has offers from Tulsa and OK State!!
Carl Albert 55 at Midwest City 38
The Carl Albert Titans have more transfers with Name Image and Likeness (NIL) monies than the big shots Jenks, Unions, and Broken Arrows!!! OU QB Kevin Sperry transferred from Rockhill, Texas, via IMG Florida, to Carl Albert just to be snuggly close to the his 2025 commit home in Norman!! The Burger Supreme Drive-in will be packed with CA fans wanting the regularly priced $22.99 Kevin Sperry Burger for only $5 on Friday nights!! NIL dollars at work at Carl Albert, nothing changes!!
Cascia Hall 31 Rejoice Christian 28
The Rejoice Christian Eagles, the 2A slobber knockers, are trying to get a QB transfer from Wyoming who is 6’8” and can throw the ball 80 yards as a true freshman in 2022!! The young man from Harrison High School will not transfer till he receives a 3-year supply of Oklahoma Farm Fresh Brownies! Negotiations continue as the Commandos win with late field goal by possible TU signee kicker, Henry Simon!!
Del City 38 BTW 31
Booker T’s huge line is anchored by 3-star Darian Melendez G, C, NG DT, and kicker!! His line on both the offensive and defensive side averages 5’10 1/2 “ and 316 pounds and uses ancient Sumo wrestling techniques to form the stances! Very true story!! Google it! I dare ya!
Believe it or not Del City’s team speed was better!!!👀👀👀
Choctaw 62 at Edmond Sante Fe 13. The Choctaw running game has made the Yellow Jackets a super team for 2023!!
QB Cash Williams can throw the ball a country mile!! He had a good evening with 15 for 22 pass completions for 302 yards and 4 touchdowns! This young man has it going!!
East Central 36 at Nathan Hale 12
The East Central Cardinals are looking good while the Hale Rangers are struggling though another year!!
Owasso 34 Jenks 30
Owasso again thanks to the new NIL program for the Ram defense!! Owasso Defensive Coordinator Antonio Graham offered a brand new Ram Red Dodge Truck from Jim Glover for any defensive lineman that can make 5 sacks in one game!! This has only been done once in 42 years, keep pushing D line!!
J’Kharri Thomas, Jaylen Jones, Lyric Wheeler, Blake Cherry, and Ryker Haff are 3-star plus top 100 players in Oklahoma according to the VYPE high school football Gods! Thomas caught 5 passes for 194 yards and 2 TDs!! Thomas, a senior wide receiver, had a team-high 72 receptions for 601 yards and five touchdowns last season.
Wheeler, a senior linebacker, recorded 46 total tackles, seven tackles for losses, a pair of sacks, three hurries, one
interception in 2022 and a few thousand scholarship offers!! Go Rams!
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Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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