Messi playing soccer in a mid-level American league is like Patric Mahomes playing Quarterback for the Jenks Maroon in 3rd-grade INFC football league!!
Bryan in Tulsa
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Bobblehead Doggie Poop Removal Service by Ana!
Papi B in T’s oldest granddaughter, Ana, tries extremely hard to be Papi’s favorite! From her early rugrat years she has loved to put on
Mimi’s dental hygiene gloves and match out to pick up the dog poopie! The smile on her face is priceless and the pride she takes in picking up doggie poop is amazing!! Nothing stops this girl from checking the poop the second she gets to Mimi and Papi B in T's backyard!! At 6, Ana is never too young to start her own business?!! Ana’s doggie poop service!! Will work for Barbie Dolls!!
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B in T Rants:
TU Prez Brad Carson has had 1,233 recommendations for the new Golden Hurricane man and has reviewed each one!! Sweet ones as the cute and friendly mascot below:
Or the Alien Huffy Hurricane:
No matter whom he picks he will be under some scrutiny by the eclectic and fickled TU football fans!!
B in T’s New TULSA Hurricane Mascot?
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I have watched all 6 of the Sharknado movies! AND the Sharknadoathon in mid-July!! Tulsa’s own Gary Busey played a scientist in the 6th movie! In the movie he is swallowed whole by a giant great white and spit right back out cuz sharks don't do drugs!! True shat!!
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Ball Cutter Fish Infestation at Lake Shafer!! One of my frat bros has a lake in Indiana and it has become infested by
"Ball Cutter" fish which reminds me of miniature Pirahna with bad gum disease!!
These are also known as Pacu and have been caught for dinner in the Arkansas River near Tulsa!! Recently a 65+ aged group of Lambda Chi alums were attacked at Lake Shafer, Indiana! The Indiana Department of Wildlife Conservation said that Ball Smasher Pirahna had infested Shafer Lake and caused minor injuries to some of the 65+ aged scrotums visiting!! One of my Chopper brothers, Phil B., lost quite a bit of blood after his scrotum was attacked by 10 of these miniature Ball Smasher fish!! See below:
Phil required 15 stitches and 15 bong hits!! And is recovering nicely with the help of many nursing friends in his home in Tulsa!
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Have a great sports week!
B in T
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