Wednesday, July 26, 2023

50 Million $ a year NFL QB's EVERYWRERE BRO!

Bobbleheads Family

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The Boys Weekend in St.Louis was great!!  The Cardinals lost but the Busch Lite was marvelous!  The boys wondered what they were getting into after toting this old B in T fart around!!  After the Friday rainout game the boys and Papi hung out drinking at a boujee bar one block away from our VRB called Sasha’s! Sasha’s a quaint, Utica Square-ish tavern offered 3$ Busch Lites to anyone dressed normally!!  We fit in well!!  The younger and unattached dudes tried to pick up a couple if attractive young ladies whom to my trained eyes liked each other much better than my son and his friend!!  After 24 Busch Lites, we stumbled back to the VRB and went to sleep!!  Saturday morning my son-in-law Clark fixed a wonderful breakfast!  Upon learning about breakfast cooked by Clark, the Kitchen bitch, his wife Jordan, stated that he never cooks breakfast for me!!  On like Donkey Kong!!  We drove back to Tulsa immediately!  Ha!  JK!  Later The young farts saw the St. Louis Arch, had a great lunch at the Blues City Deli, and finished with a Budweiser Brewery tour!!  Lastly, we had a great dinner with Tulsa fraternity brother Rod and his lovely family!!  The boys (Rod's son and mine) discussed PlayStation blah blah blah vs Xbox blah blah blah, Rod and I discussed old times, ailments, and surgeries while his lovely wife Donna, watched and laughed!!  Later that night the B in T gang hung out at the VRB and watched the movie ‘Arrival’, a great flick!!  Back to Tulsa in 5 hours and 40 minutes on Sunday!   Thanks to Clark, Bryson, Lance, and Payton for a great weekend!!

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30 days till College Football!!


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B in T Rants!

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Thursday, August 31st, TU mini field is open for kids to pretend to be Tulsa legends Steve Largent, Jeb Blount, Zaven Collins or Tre Watts scoring touchdowns with the real Skelly end zone just a few feet away!!

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Lots of blood and guts have been spilled by kids before this air-conditioned rubber maid turf was put in by new President Brad Carson!!  This year if Tulsa wins 8 games coach Wilson stated that this mini-kid zone stadium will be converted to a Domed stadium mini-field!!  First ever in Oklahoma!!  Can't wait!!


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The very very much anticipated B in T top 10 College Taverns:


1. The Silver Dollar - University of Georgia- Thousands of Georgia students have passed out on the wrap-around porch at this historic college bar!

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2. Sky Bar Cafe - Auburn- 

Only College Bar in the SEC and AAC that has Thong Karaoke Contests!!

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3.O’Connells Irish Pub and Grill - Oklahoma U. Norman-the late night Friday night Fraternity and Sorority jello shot contest (copied off the Omaha World Series famous Rocco’s Bar) are second to none!!  The Greeks of Norman leads the nation in stomachs pumped in 2022!

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4.West End Bar - Arkansas Razorbacks, Fayetteville- The famous bar where Baker Mayfield was caught by Arkansas Campus Police Barney Fifes caught him after giving them the finger in 2018!!

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5.Cain and Abel’s Bar and Grill, Texas University Austin, Texas    The drink that keeps the college students clamoring to this bar is Texas Tea!!  Rumor has it the the drink was named after Jed Clampet!!  The drink has every white-colored alcohol including nitroglycerin and is a guaranteed hangover!!  

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6.Dixie Chicken - College Station, Texas A&M

At this bar all new to A&M students must put their High School Graduation ring at the bottom of a full pitcher of Busch Lite and chug till the ring clangs your teeth!!  True story!!  Google it!!  This simply shows that you have started college life and said bye-bye to high school!!

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7.The Sink- Boulder, Colorado

Colorado Buffaloes- The hamburgers and 2 and 3-dollar Coors Lite beer nights make this place a college hot spot!!  Food Network’s Diner, Drive/ins and Dives featured their hamburgers πŸ” so they must be good!

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8.Mickey’s Irish Pub -Ames, Iowa    Iowa State Cyclones

The hotspot on Welch Ave. where Long Island Ice Teas are sold for $2.50 in solo cups!  Notice that most of the college pubs are selling cheap drinks to get the girls and the college dudes will follow!!  After the 7th LIT you are required to take a Clone Uber truck home!!

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9. Rick's American Cafe — Ann Arbor, Michigan,  Michigan Wolverines

Rick's is among Michigan students’ favorite places to party!! Tuesday night is college night, with $1 well drinks all night and no cover when you show your student ID!!

10.Lipstick Cabaret, Tulsa Oklahoma -Tulsa University-

Some of the older grads of TU hang out in this recent new hot spot on 31st and Yale!!  TU students will hang out frequently but Lipsticks only has two 60-inch Vizio Flatscreen TVs on each side of the stage!!  The stage, for some reason, had 3 sparkly polls on it and a jukebox that played ‘Love to watch you strip’!!  This could be very annoying if you are trying to watch the Tulsa game with some old frat bros!!  Both the young yuppie TU students and the old fart TU grads love the legs and eggs at Lipsticks for late-night west coast Tulsa football!!  I am certainly understanding why they call it eggs but not sure what legs had to do with breakfast!!  Great breakfast sausages according to Southern Living May 2022!

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Be selective regarding wedding date!!  I have a 24-year-old handsome son, Bryson, and these are the dates he will not get married when he finds Ms. Right:


*Football season 

*Football preseason

*Football draft

*Football fantasy draft

*Thunder basketball playoffs

*NCAA basketball tournament games with area teams 

*Any Houston Texan game, including pre-season and scrimmages!

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These rules are very strict with the B in T men folk!!

For example, if Bryson finds a young lady this summer and she wants to be married on October 7th, 2023 (I think they call that a shotgun wedding) - this will not happen according to the creed of the B in T men!!  Even if Taylor Swift and her billions of dollars fall in love with my son we would still uphold the B in T creed!!  BTW (by the way) the October 7th schedule has Oklahoma State vs Kansas State at Stillwater (actually Oct. 6th, no matter), Texas A&M vs Alabama in College Station, and Oklahoma vs Texas in the Wed Wiver Wivalry!


Dear Taylor Swift (John):


You and your billions may not marry my son, Taylor!!  We always stick to the B in T creed!!  

Football rules and girls drool!!


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Have a great sports week!


Bryan in Tulsa





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Tuesday, July 18, 2023

Barbie Plant Blow-up


38 Brownie Days till College Football Kick-off!!

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Summer, Short Version of B in T!  Yeah!


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B in T GOLD MEDAL in Topeka!!  

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Bobblehead Sports:

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100-degree weather will not keep my cutie grands in OKC from playing!!

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Note the creative one-sock-on and one-sock-off styles that both young ladies are sporting!!  Also, the blue water balloons seem safe from the frolicking girls!!  Hahaha!


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B in T Rant:

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The 2009 TU scoreboard was torn down by the June 100 MPH winds!!   A brand new Humongotron Scoreboard has been ordered from France depending on the final insurance settlement!!

*Seen below at the Stade De France soccer field:

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The new scoreboard has made parts of 11th and Harvard Ave a two-lane road! The scoreboard length is slightly longer than the stadium width!!  Can't wait!!


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B in T Top 8 Tailgate Foods:


1.Baked Beans with Bacon-great starter for any tailgate bash!

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2.Red Meat- any meat on a Hasty-Bake Grill is good!

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3.Devilled πŸ£ Eggs with mayo and a smidge of teriachy sauce!  Not for those with weak digestive systems!

4.Ghost Pepper and cheese Brats- you may feel it after the game........so suck it up 

buttercup or go to number 5

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5.Bryan’s Brownies- ignore the green seeds and πŸ˜Š smile!!  You're welcome!

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6.Busch Lite Pony Keg- self-explanatory......yep

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7.Jalepno Pepper Poppers- amazing!

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8.Marguaritas aka Marguis, best served in a 1992 Sunbeam Blender and better served in snow at 11th and Harvard!!

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A little-known Barbie Doll Plant in Kiefer, Oklahoma blew up last week!!  

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No injuries but 5,000 Barbie and Ken movie props were destroyed!!  Oh darn.....


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Great Draft for Sam Presti and the Thunder, for the simple reason I have never ever eeeever seen or heard of them!  This means they will be the 2024 NBA Rookie of the Year!  

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But Tanner Groves from OU is on the Thunder’s summer roster and I know fo sho who dat is!!


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God Bless Mrs. Selmon!

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LeRoy, Lucious, Dewey


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Have a great sports week!!


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Wednesday, July 12, 2023

B in T Gold Medal!!

Summer, Short Version of B in T!!  


If the Cocaine Bear was in the White House Westwing we wouldn't have folks hiding their cocaine stash there!!!

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Bobbleheads Family Sports:

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Blackwell's annual family fireworks and food fest party at the Morrill farm is always incredible!!  

Mrs. B and Ts nephew Jason and wife Amy are unbelievable hosts and have made the farm beautiful!!  Jason’s company Line Precision have been swamped with work due to the wind damage in Tulsa!!  I offered him 20 bucks and a Chimis Mexican Restaurant coupon to do our house electricity but he was not in our area!!  Dang!!  Jason and Amy still managed to cook 200 hamburgers, 200 hot dogs, 100 Eckridge Brats a 50 lb slab of bologna,  50 slabs of baby back ribs, a 50-gallon vat of Bush barbecue beans with jalapeno bacon, and 250 devil eggs πŸ£!!  Jason’s daughter (B in Ts 3rd cousin) was home from college and told the family about the new bars in Stillwater but gave no pertinent data about the 2023 OSU Cowboy football team!!  Figures!!

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Great time in Blackwell!!  Thanks you!

 

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Coaches and Leaders on 2023-2024 Hot seat-


1a.Pat Fitzgerald Northwestern fired yesterday!! - This happened while I slept!  After 15 year Coach was caught using hazing tactics such as no dinner if vegetables are not eaten and two swats if up after curfew of 9:30!  


1b.Neil Brown West Virginia- was ready to be ousted after the OU game in 2022 but the team forgot to lose!!  Now OU’s Venables has made a few top ten coaches on hot seat!!

2.Dana Holgerson, Houston- Dana’s constant berating when plays go wrong or players do wrong is getting old and will be getting older when the Cougars move to the Big 12!  

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3. Butch Jones, Arkansas State- he has 1 more year after a 5-14 record the previous 2 years!!  Loses to Tulsa again and the AD will be handing out pink slips!  

4.Vladimir Putin, Russia- After an attempted Coup d'Γ©tat by an ex-Russian military leader and a meeting between Putin and this said ex-military leader and 4 bottles of Vodka everyone went back home with their tails tucked!!  Putin has been in hiding at the Trump Park Avenue Hotel luxury suite for 2 weeks!!  Putin’s contract is expected to be bought out by the Russian Mob!!  Google it please!

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5.Eli Drinkwitz, Missouri- he has not had a winning year since arriving in Colombia, and if you say his last name three times real loud at a Mizzou tavern you might be accosted!

6.Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M Even my staunch Aggie supporter family has given up on him!!  A number of hobnob families have pooled together 450 bucks to pay part of his buyout!!  No shat!!  Looks like Jimbo will be around one more year!!  Nick is basically embarrassed by Jimbo!

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7.Joe ‘sleepy’ Biden, USA- numerous folks in his fan base have become disenchanted with his inability to finish sentences clearly!!  He has problems remembering his Vice President's name, by the way, what is her name?  He will finish his term/contract and retire to ex-President horsey studville!

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8.Brent Venables, Oklahoma- another 6-7 season against the new Little Big 12 will put his tail in a ringer, and AD Castiglione will be working up a HC shortlist in 2024!

9.Governor Stitt, Oklahoma- Tulsa’s 100 MPH winds and 100 Million dollars in damage blew through midtown Tulsa and Utica Square!  This happened while Governor Stitt was out of the state, the Lieutenant Governor was gone on vacation, the Deputy Lieutenant Governor B. Fyfe was on vacation!!  The Tulsa Fire Marshall WAS in town and signed the request for Emergency Relief and sent it to Washington, D.C. via fax!  But this was not a favorable look for the Governor's Presidential poll for 2028!

10.Mike Gundy- Oklahoma State- With another 125 million dollar bill yo donation by T. Boone and a Gundy agreement to bring back his mullet the heat has been reduced!!

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Did Oklahoma ignore recruiting small-town Washington, Oklahoma 4 star tight end and a Sooner legacy??

What was once considered a sure thing for Oklahoma apparently has slipped through the Sooners’ fingers!!!

Cooper Alexander, a 2024 tight end from nearby Washington, OK, whose dad was a two-time all-conference performer for the Sooners has committed to Iowa State!!  Why?


I am really fired up for some Dallas Cowboys football!!  I miss the days back in the 60s and 70s when my boys would dominate my electric football league AND the world of real football!!  Dandy Don Meredith and Roger Staubach would rule the real world of football and the plastic Tudor world of electric football!

*Note competitive advantage:  if you repaint your plastic players the layers of paint make them much bigger than the other stuff players!!

Factory-painted Cowboys VS

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Four-time painted by 10-year-old B in T!!  Steelers!!  Now we know why the Steelers won so many Super Bowls!!

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This is a true story!!


Wow what a change, welcome to SEC fun?!?!?!?


Oklahoma’s top 2 home games in 2023


• Iowa State

• TCU 


Oklahoma’s top 2 home games in 2024


• Alabama 

• Tennessee


MLB


Cardinals

Ted Simmons played catcher for the Birds from 1968 to 1980!  A switch hitter with 248 HRs and 1389 RBIs plus an 8-time National League All-star!!  Upon retirement in the mid-80s, Ted was a stunt double for a young Keauna Reeves!

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The current Cards have no stunt doubles in the future!


Have a great sports week!


Bryan in Tulsa

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Wednesday, July 5, 2023

Fourth of July Fun!

The Tulsa 100 MPH winds in June 2023 is the only thing that will stop the 2023 Kevin Wilson’s Golden Hurricane!!!

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This just got personal!!


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If you look closely you can see a Rainbow over Busch Stadium after the Cards won their first series since March 6, Preseason!!

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BOBBLEHEAD FAMILY SPORTS:

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To Great Grandma Katy B in T - may she rest in peace and be reading this!!

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Dennis Conner will never know it, but he touched my mother’s life while Yachting and winning America’s Cup!!  Mr. Conner's sweater used in the winning Americas Cup in 1974 was given to great grandma B in T Katy by the Yacht Club out of San Diego!!  This was worn by Katy for a few years and later was mysteriously found in B in T's closet at the Tulsa Lambda house!!  At 300 plus pounds B in T had to REALLY stretch out the sweater to dance at the Luau or the Sewer Parties!!  It was very hard to disco dance with a tight-knit sweater in Tulsa's 90-degree weather in  September heat!!  Actually, the frat guys would take their shirts off in the Tulsa heat and humidity as demonstrated below!!

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Frat brother Mac J. on the left and B in T on the right, but very hazy regarding the truth of this due to the 14 strokes and 52 TIAs!  Thanks for the memories Mr. Conner!  You have a B in T family that are just now hearing this very true story!  Well 93.6 % true!


B in T Rants:

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The wussification of American football has started in Baton Rouge!!  

LSU will wear air-conditioned helmets for all practices and games in 2023, created by a Louisiana-based company called Tigeraire!  The helmets will reportedly have a five-hour life span before needing to be charged, and last up to four years!!!

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Cheaper version below

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Where's Waldo or Ethan Hawk?  

Actor Ethan Hawk was in Tulsa for the last few weeks with the director Sterlin Harjo of Reservoir Dogs which, in it's third season, is filmed in the Oklahoma area!!  Where’s Waldo was Ethan Hawke, he was at Phillbrook, Queenies at Uuuuuuutica Square, Kai, Vietnamese Cuisine, Talley’s on Route 66, and of course Big Daddies BBQ!!  If you put a striped red and white hat and black framed glasses on Mr. Hawke u might have a Walso Movie!!  Where will Ethan be seen this week??

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Is Waldo at Grand Lake???!!!!!

Can you find him?  Look very closely!!


Notes from the recently published Top 50 college games of 2023:


*Texas was in 5 of the top 50 games in 2023!  Why?  Wow and OU/Texas was 11th!  Sick!


*Oklahoma only had 1 (OU/Texas) game in the top 50!  Obviously, Oklahoma’s power schedule (sarcasm to the max) was no help!


*Oklahoma vs Tulsa was not in the Top 50, but might be understandable with another down year expected in Norman!!!  Tulsa will be an unknown with the first-year coach Kevin Wilson!!  OU paid 2.5 million for a 6-7 Brent Venables and TU spent 750k plus free clothes from Ed Beshara's fine formal wear for coach Wilson!!


*Only one Colorado Prime Time Buffalos game against TCU!??The early Vegas line is the Horny Frogs by 50 and 1/2 points!!


*Arkansas- only one game in the top 50 at 49, vs Mizzou??  Yep, makes sense, I would rather be noodling as well!

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*No Oklahoma State games in the top 50 but 4 Iowa Hawkeye tractor pulls/football games?!  R U kiddin’ me!!


Squirrel?? Squirrel?? Squirrel??

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Kodak and Sam the Sheepdog looking for SQUIRRELS!

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MLB:


Blackwell Flycatchers

I would like to give a special thanks to Mrs. B in T’s bestie Brenda who let us stay with her and watch a Flycatcher game against the Dodge City Crackdealers!  Two players from the 6-15 Flycatcher team are staying at Brenda’s bed and breakfast and we had the opportunity to stay in a room right next to them!!  Brenda has no curfew for the young men which is why they have a last place record!!


Cardinals

The Cards went on a three-game winning streak, 

then lost 10 in a row, and still sold out the Friday and Saturday night games with the Cubs!!  Both nights had Cardinal\Cubs Frisbies handed out to the first 50,000 fans to enter the Stadium!  The game was delayed due to Frisbies on the Busch grass 17 times and neither contest finished by 3 am in the morning!!


Cubs

On a recent trip to London the Cubbies split 2 games with the mighty Cards!!  A waste of money!  New Cub Cody Belanger and veteran Kyle Hendricks were kicked off a Concord 900 Superjet ride according to TMZ Sports!!  Evidently, the two of them drank a record 243 mini bar bottles to set the Concord New York to London record!!  

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Have a great sports weekend!!


Bryan in Tulsa






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