Bryan in Tulsa
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Relax, Don't Fret Sooner Nation!
The entire Sooner Nation fan base has just entered the transfer portal, destination: Oklahoma Thunder Basketball, Oklahoma State or TU football (never), Tulsa Ballet Theatre holiday season tickets, watch a movie, talk to the wife with no TV, sit on the back patio and listen to 104.5 The Edge with 2 brownies AND simply enjoy life without the Sooners!! ..until next week!!.........hahaha-hehehe!🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈
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Happy University of Tulsa Homecoming 2022!! The young man below’s Dad and Papi are both TU alums (only one lettered)! The future looks bright!!
The B in T Golden Hurricane team may struggle this year but the memories will be in this blog! Here is to college basketball 🏀 season 🍺🍺🍺🍷🍷🍷!!
Bobblehead Sports:
B IN T TRICK-OR-TREAT RULES:
Safety First
You and your family can have a fun and spooky night of trick-or-treating if you keep a few general things in mind to stay safe, for instance:
- Walk — don’t run — from house to house using sidewalks when possible
- Be aware of and avoid open flames like candles in jack-o'-lanterns
- Avoid homemade treats and only eat factory-wrapped candy!
- Remove your child’s makeup soon after trick-or-treating to avoid skin irritation!
- Children under 12 should have an adult along to supervise.
- If a child is old enough to trick-or-treat without an adult, he or she should still go with a group of friends and they should stick to familiar houses and neighborhoods!
- If you have a group of older children heading out alone, consider turning on a mobile tracker app so you can follow their progress from home!
- If your kids are going out on their own, set up a timeline expectation. For instance, have the kids check in at specific times throughout the night and set a curfew!
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- Additional Bryan in Tulsa Recommendations:
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- 1. Never have chocolate smeared all over your face and tell mom you have not had any candy yet! Not smart little Minion!
- 2. Don't leave the old bong paraphernalia around the living room while handing out Halloween candy!
- 3. Don't eat more candy than you hand out!
- 4. When handing out candy at Grandkids' houses, stay mindful that they have little Cameras that can spy on Grandpas while they babysit or hand out candy!!👀👀
B in T College Picks:
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Iowa State 28 Oklahoma 21
Iowa State homecoming standing-room-only crowd watched the FOX 11 AM game of the week! In the first quarter of 19-degree weather and 13 inches of snowfall, Jack Trice Stadium was packed with 60,000 Clone fans looking like red and yellow popsicles!! And amid the chill of the freezing snow, Clone Nation was mixing drinks of 75% moonshine, 15% tequila, and 10% orange juice for the 7 am tailgate breakfast!! OU did not bring their neon red parkas and frostbite may have played a factor!! Clone offense out bores the Sooners by 7 points!!
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Kansas State 38 Oklahoma State 35
Great game, great fans and in a show of sportsmanship both sides' fans hugged each other after the slugfest! Coach Gundy was so upset with the no-call pass interference call against OSU superstar Braelyn Pressley wideout, that he did not sing the Alma mater with the team after the game!! Tragic move by the shrewd but emotional former Mullet Man!!
Tulsa 36 SMU 31
True story: A great game was only topped by an incident after the game at the Polo Grill at, you guessed it, Utica Square!! The Pony Club of elite SMU donors had a private table in the Tiki room at the Polo Grill for the after game party!! The new TU up-and-comers alumni group of 25 to 35-year-olds were sitting at a private table at The Polo Grill as well!! The TU old-school yuppies decided to start singing the TU fight song followed by a well-pitched rendition of Chicago’s 25 or 6 to 4!! The Pony Club THEN stood up and sang a 70s rendition of Riding the Storm Out by REO Speedwagon in acapella!! Yes it is official, this was the first-ever alma mater sing-off ever between TU and SMU alums!! At Utica Square!!
Both team alums had a great time drinking and hugging the waitresses!! and waiters too!!
Texas A&M 28 0le Miss 27
The A&M Defense held up at the end and blocked an 8-yard field goal!!
Illinois 38 at Nebraska 21
Illinois is the new all-electric car in the Big 10, sleek, economical, eco-friendly, and can charge up at any AKO Campsite!! Illinois, Georgia, Ohio State and Alabama are my new pick for the final 4!! Yes u heard it here first!
Arkansas 24 at Auburn 20
Auburn looks like the only other road team that the Piglets are going to be able to defeat this year!! With the dead man-walking Auburn coach currently hiding in West Antarctica, the Tigers may fall into the same ill-fated no wins for the remainder of the season bucket as our beloved Sooners!
Boston College 31 at UConn 21
The Uconn Huskies were formerly in the same conference as the Tulsa University Golden Hurricane but after a 21-59 record in the American Athletic Conference the smarter minds of the Uconn Athletic Department (sarcasm belongs here) decided to move to the stronger and more prestigious Atlantic Coast Conference where Uconn will never win a conference game EVER!!
B in T High School Picks:
Cascia Hall 38 at Inola 6
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Pumpkin Man was spotted in Inola for the Cascia Hall football game!! The Man of Pumpkin handed out thousands of magical cupcakes to the Inola Longhorn fans who had no clue that their football team was being demolished by the Cascia Hall Commandos!! Thanks for those Treats, Pumpkin Man!!
B in T Mom O Meter
Inola Moms .960
Cascia Moms .955
The final event, although somewhat controversial, pitted the Inola moms against the Cascia moms in the Pumpkin 🎃 Chunking contest!! The Inola moms have a two million dollar grant from the Tulsa Pumpkin Town to develop Punkin Chunking equipment!!
So the final win with a chunk of 4 football fields were the Inola moms, the Cascia Hall toss did not register on the pumpkin toss scale!!
See below:
Inola
Cascia Hall
B in T Diner of the Week:
Pops and Gigi’s
99 Commercial St.
Inola, OK 74141
Pops and Gigi's atomic chili cheese fries with Ghost Peppers are said to be the best fries since Eskimo Joe was a baby!! Snoop Dogs’ tour bus stopped by Inola’s Pops for the atomic chili cheese fries this June on their way to inspect some of his 100 cannabis shops Oklahoma!!
Bixby 52 at Moore 21
What seemed to be a close game between the East power Bixby and the Moore Lions ended up a route when the Moore team realized they were outmatched on the football field and the sideline pom pon dance routine that brought a standing ovation from both sides!! The Spartan cheer squad did in it's entirety, the broadway rendition of ‘Cats’ at halftime!! This of course outdid the Moore cheer squad and its rendition of Cat Scratch Fever by Theodore Nugent III, or Ted Nugent for those in the NRA world!!
Union 48 Edmond Memorial 6
The Union linebacker NIL (Name, Image, and likeness) monies have grown to $250,000 due to Braylen Irvin Fisher’s picture in VYPE football magazine of him bench-pressing 2 Jackie Cooper 2023 7 series auto!!
Google it!!
Jenks 42 Broken Arrow 35
Jenks is still hiding in the background to pounce when Bixby or Union mess up!!
Bishop Kelley 60 Nathan Hale 6
Bishop Kelley and Nathan Hale played each other for the first time since the nude javelin throws in the 150 AD Olympics!!
Tonkawa 46 Chelsea 12
The Tonkawa Elks Club President, also Mrs. B in T’s cousin-in-law Charlie, entertained the halftime crowd by playing Chicago’s 70s hit 25 or 6 to 4 on his electric accordion!! Thanks to our cousin-in-law Charlie and the 100 Tonkawa hats he dons!! Below are my Tonkawa family and B in T Tonkawa Correspondents!!
Newkirk 36 at Blackwell 24
Blackwell's parents will no longer supply the team after-game Godfathers Pizza until they win a game!! They WILL supply the opposing team Godfathers Pizza with party favors!
Cushing 52 Oolagah 14
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The Cushing public schools were given a stiff warning for allowing their halftime show to go 2 minutes over the mandatorily required state maximum of 12 minutes and 30 seconds!! According to the numbers from my staff, 2 minutes of delay in deer hunting season, with 1,000 loaded guns AND a game delay of 2 minutes is equivalent to a small 4-horned deer, so no harm!! The 200$ hunting fine was paid by the Cushing FFA, showing their support hunting in Oklahoma!! Cushing folks take deer season seriously, football too!!
B in T NFL Picks:
Cowboys 31 Bears 9
The Bears had to use their backup field goal kicker from Norway named Franz Dicker the kicker!! He was discovered with the Russian dance team last year at the Russian Nutcracker performance!! He once kicked a toy Nutcracker 60 yards!! Dickey was signed immediately!! He missed a 30-yard field goal but nailed a 61 harder!! The Bears still have not scored a touchdown by their offense since the arrival of Pumpkin Man!
Cardinals 32 at Vikings 27
The leash for skinny jeans coach Kliff Kingsbury is short, I personally think Zaven Collins from TU should be the next coach, or maybe the ex-TUer Lovie Smith with Houston Texans!! Definitely a TU homer call!!
Have a great sports week!
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