Bryan in Tulsa:
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The PGA Championship is over and the last bus has taken the fans to their cars from all over the world!! There is a quiet all over Southern Hills, in South Tulsa! This is the quiet confidence of having a successful event shown worldwide without a hitch!! We are ready for the next big Golf event in Tulsa!! Bring it on!! Congratulation to the winner, Justin Thomas who won after a playoff with Will Zalatoris!! For the first time a major was tied at the end of regulation in 20 years!! Thanks to all of the winners who helped make this sporting event one of the best ever in Oklahoma!!
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Will we see the PGA back in Tulsa (T Town) in 2031?? Or the U.S. Open?
Bobblehead Sports:
If you are pondering why Grandson Gus gets so much B in T airtime he is outnumbered 7 to 1!!! Poor fellow!
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B in T notes:
2022 B in T Big 12 Football Predictions:
Top 10 B in T Way Early Tailgate Experiences!
- Texas vs Oklahoma
Fried possum on a stick!!! Nothing better!! The Red River Rivalry pits Oklahoma and Texas against each other at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas every fall, and coincides with the Texas State Fair!! Unlike the typical tailgate atmosphere, fans roam the fairgrounds in crimson and cream or burnt orange gorging themselves on delicious fried food, which includes outrageous delicacies like fried corn dogs, fried funnel cakes, fried pickles, fried Oreos, fried sticks of butter, fried beer and fried soda!! My second favorite is fried armadillo on a stick!! Very succulent!
- Texas A&M
Numerous trips to this super festive football frenzy thanks to Mrs. B in T's Aggie relatives!! There’s a reason Texas A&M fans are called The 12th Man. Enter Kyle Field, and see 102,733 fans sway in unison to the chants by Aggie Yell Leaders.
As far as tailgating, the food and hospitality are top-notch!
Cooking is an art form in College Station with outrageously delicious selections like smoked brisket, stuffed jalapenos, bacon mixed with cream cheese, ribeye wrapped with bacon and covered with bleu cheese, and all types of prime cuts — including gator bites when Florida comes to visit!!
- Ohio State As a TU fan the Buckeye tailgate was a bit intimidating by the simple number of fans with Bucky Buckeye Brutus heads on!!
No tailgate list would be complete without the university that brags about being The Ohio State University! Ohio State is steeped in tradition, including everything from Skull Sessions (pep rallies) at St. John Arena, The Best Damn Band in the Land, the wearing of scarlet and gray, the seriousness about competing for a national championship, and the spelling out of O-H-I-O!!!
- Notre Dame
The fans are snooty but most are on first name basis with the Pope, so they say!! Tulsa fans and myself were chastised for playing our victory song after the upset victory by my Golden Hurricane!! I have never in a billion years heard anyone complain about our frickin band being TOO LOUD!! Hehehe, but awesome atmosphere!! Take the Stadium Tunnel Tour and take the walk into Notre Dame Stadium, something every Golden Domer has done since 1931. Some consider South Bend to be the mecca of college football, so savor the tradition!! I consider it history, cuz Tulsa will never be invited back there!!
- Arkansas
B in T has been tailgating in hog land since they used actual baby piglets as the football!! Superfans that the gentleman students wear suits for the entire 98-degree weather in early September!! The tailgaters serve more hog pork than chicken, which makes the Tyson donors unhappy!!
Hog-A-Rita-Ville is my favorite!!
- 0klahoma
Super party before each home game, numerous trips there to visit daughter over 9 years of college, and other super OU games!! The football is not bad either!! Haha
- Oklahoma State
Best looking female co-eds in college football!! Eskimo Joes caters food for 65% of the tailgate spots!! No shat! Google it, a monopoly on chili cheese fries!! Come on Stan?
- Tulsa
Yes, yes, yes, homer answer to the nth degree!! The best 5.25 years of my life were at Tulsa University and I have tailgated on every inch of the hollowed grounds of TU!! I have passed out on every inch of the hallowed grounds of TU! The TU Tailgators are my current tailgating crew and have been there since being kicked out of, Furr’s, Wildfork, and Luby’s in the 90s!!
- Blackwell High School
Tailgating during Kay County Fair is like an acid trip!! So fun, a great place to be when meeting your fiancee’s parents for the first freekin time!! Deer meat sausage is the best for bbqueing while tailgating in Blackwell!! And YES I did ask her dad if she could marry me at the Kay County Fair in Blackwell, Oklahoma!!
- Cascia Hall High School
Steaks and baked potatoes on mostly Hasty-Bake grills!! Daughter Jordan went to school there and would not let me attend any games, just the tailgates! She said that I cussed too much during the game and the Fathers were watching me!! Great tailgate for wine 🍇!!
B in T Tidbits:
- Mask mandates? When to wear masks, when not to wear masks? I am lucky to remember underwear each day!! So glad that this is behind us........at least for a while!!🙏🙏🙏
- The Oakland A’s are averaging 4k per game!! Time to move to Nashville, OKC, or Tulsa, soon!!
- I am ready for some FOOTBALL!!
I may scream for the Longhorns some in 2022!!
Brendan Marion vs. Texas Longhorn hatred - what a quandary!! Mr. Marion, famous Golden Hurricane wideout during the Tasmanian Devil Todd Graham era, is the Texas Longhorn passing game Co-ordinaror and wide receiver coach at Texas! I am immediately enamored by a Tulsa football grad coaching at a power 5 legend in Texas!! But while pondering Coach Marion I am reminded that I am also a huge OU fan and a Horn Hater!! So under certain circumstances, B in T will be rooting for Burnt Orange (Alabama vs Texas on Sept. 10)!! Shhhhh!
- Davis Beville, a 6-foot-6 quarterback who appeared in nine games across three seasons at Pitt, announced his commitment to Oklahoma recently!! He will be a solid backup for stud lefty Dillon Gabriel!!
MLB
Cardinals - 22-20 The Birds called 2B Gorman and lefty P Liberace up from AAA Memphis to help an anemic hitting lineup and a bumbling pitching staff!! The Gorman kid led the minors in home runs but has only knocked in 23 runs with 16 home runs!! Need better output if u want to be a Cardinal in the biggies bro!!
Royals - 14-26 - the Royals are dead last in the Majors in pitching so, the move by GM was to fire the hitting coach???!!!! The GM should be removed!! Manager Matheny is well respected in the St. Louis area and Kikapoo High School is looking for a hitting coach!!! Dilly Dilly Royals fans!!
Rangers - Uncle Thurston!! The Rangers are in 3rd place in the tuff AL West!!!! Time to party in Arlington!! The Rangers are 19-22 and have the best record this deep in the season since Ron Washington tweaked the sidelines in 2010!!
White Sox- 21-21 - Manager Tony La Russo who at 78 is feeling the heat for the first time since arriving on the south side of Chicago!! Inside sources say that La Russa may have Irritable Bowel Syndrome and that could add to the team's downhill slide!
Have a great sports week!!
Bryan in Tulsa!
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