Bryan in Tulsa
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Bobblehead Family Sports:
The Gusman Euroslide!
In European soccer after a score, the players take a slide on the turf to show their excitement to the crowd for a goal being scored in their favor!! This happens in Brazil where my son-in-law was a two-time amateur golfer of the year and avid soccer fan!! His son and my 7-year-old grandson Gus have learned how to celebrate after soccer goals, baseball runs, and basketball points by simply sliding on the field or court like a dog chasing a cat on a slick kitchen floor!! After hitting a sweet jump shot in Y basketball last week he ran back down the court and did a 25ft Euro soccer slide while at the same time smiling at Papa B in T and the cute Euro girls in the stands!! Priceless!!
B in T notes:
The baseball Cardinals new manager Oliver Marmol will keep managers Oquendo, McGee and pitching coach Maddox. He is young and is a numbers guy, and will hopefully leave the fundamentals to the others and he will play with the analytics!!
Cardinals Projected 6 man rotation:
Adam Wainwright
Jack Flaherty
Steven Matz
Miles Mikolas
Dakota Hudson
Jake Woodford
Cardinals Projected opening day starting lineup:
2B Tommy Edman
RF Dylan Carlson
1B Paul Goldschmidt
3B Nolan Arenado
LF Tyler O'Neill
C Yadier Molina
CF Harrison Bader
SS Paul DeJong
SP Jack Flaherty
Way, way, way too early B in T Big 12 standing projections 2022:
- OSU - QB Spencer Sanders and OSU D is for real!
- Baylor - Coaching, coaching
- OU - Could be lower if Caleb Williams go to USC
- Iowa State - no more QB Purdy so new QB blood!
- Kansas State - Coach Chris Klieman is a dandy!
- Texas - I pick them low and they will end up in the top 3
- TCU - the froggies same spot - different year!
- Texas Tech - rehire Kingsbury chants throughout Lubbock
- West Virginia - overrated
- Kansas - what’s new....
More notes:
Is new OU QB, Dillon Gabriel the Grandson of Roman Gabriel?
A. No
B. Roman had no children
C. Roman Gabriel is right-handed and Dillon is left-handed, this impossible!! IKR?
D. Who cares?
E. All the above
F. Yes
The answer is:
D. Who cares?
Roman’s short acting career included Gilligan’s Island!
B in T joke of the week:
I ran into an alien garden in our backyard last week!! I immediately asked them to take me to their weeder!!!
Hahahaha😀😃😄😁
College Basketball Picks:
Baylor 79 Oklahoma State 70
Bears guard James Akinijo is quicker than quick and can do a bounce pass the length of the court! Cowboy guard Likely is known for his assist to turnovers ratio and not for his shooting! Likely had too many turnovers against the long and athletic Baylor backcourt!!
Tulsa 72 Houston 69
Tulsa needs to win 15 games in a row to make the NCAA tournament! Nothing changes but I always have hope! I AM predicting an upset!! Always going forward never backwards!!
Oklahoma 82 at TCU 75
The Sooners defense has been very greedy this year with, CJ Noland, the Groves brothers, Harkness and SMU transfer from Tulsa Union, Chargois looking more like OU football defenders than a basketball team!
LSU 81 Arkansas 72
The Razorbacks are becoming nonwarriors on the road!! The Tigers have a great home-court advantage back to the days of Shaquille!!
ORU 71 at 68 Kansas City
Golden Eagle stud Max Abmas was 0-8 in the first half!! After a power prayer session led by coach Paul Mills at halftime, Max scored 21 in the second half for the road win!
Iowa State 78 Texas 75
The Shorthorns met their match for sneaker wear as the Clones wore some of the dopest footwear ever!!
NFL Playoff Picks:
NFC Playoffs
Cowboys 34 49ers 31
Dallas owner Jerry Jones was caught on camera hugging a Dallas Cheerleader for an uncomfortable 30 seconds after the Cowboys kicked the game-winning field goal with .03 showing in the clock!! Jerry later claimed he must have had a mild gastrointestinal attack from a chili cheese coney with extra jalapenos!! Great game but the Cowboys go on to the next round!!
Buccaneers 38 Eagles 17
The Bucs QB Tommy ‘GOAT’ Brady throws for 3 touchdowns by halftime!! With the game in hand in the third quarter Tommy was seen signaling to his wife Gisselle that he has reservations at Bern’s Steakhouse 2 hours after the game!! Tight end Gronk will be babysitting the kids!!
Cardinals 27 at Rams 21
The Cards busted the Rams bubble by playing some DEFENSE!! Led by the rookie from TU, Zaven Collin’s 9 tackles, one pass break, and two Ram cheerleaders’ phone numbers the Cardinals were able to keep the Ram offense stifled!!
AFC Playoffs
Chiefs 31 Steelers 21
The Chiefs QB Mahomes threw a pass through his left armpit and his legs for a 13 yard gain!! The Steelers, veteran QB Ben Roethlisberger tried to do the same move and broke both hips!!! Tragically the legend from Pittsburg ended his career with that move in the third quarter!
Raiders 31 at Bengals 27
Tulsa McClain graduate Josh Jacobs ran for 124 yards and the winning touchdown with .38 left on the clock! After Las Vegas won their first playoff game ever, the strip has been renamed the Raider Strip!!
Bills 31 Patriots 21
Patriot's coach Belichick threw a huge fit after the game and filed a lawsuit against the entire Buffalo Bills pregame meal catering staff for allegedly poisoning the brown gravy with diuretics!! Several Patriot players were truly pissed!
hehehehe!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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