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B in T Sports Notes:
Three Sooner Football Dudes Punted Off Team:
Two players from the Sooner football running back room and one from the wide receiver room were kicked off the team for robbing and bitch slapping a young man in his dorm for some puff puff hooch! The former OU footballers could have spent 150 bucks for a so-called medical marijuana card and saved each one of them 300k in scholarship money but no let's just rob a kid for 3 joints and a black and mild! As Forest Gump said once ‘Stupid says what stupid does, or something like that!
Center Boccia Ball Team Going to Rocklahoma!!
Boccia Superstars such as Spencer - ‘chicks dig me’, Sherri - ,beat me and I will rip your throat out, D’Andre- ‘I chase cute trainees’, Lee and Victoria - ‘we met playing boccia love birds’ and of course, Stephanie ‘hush Bryan, were all in the running for gold this year!! B in T finished 17th out of 23, personal best!! Glad to announce that no one was kicked out of the tournament for belching during a boccia ball throw like last year!! I would like to thank our beautiful, smart, and generous Center Director for agreeing to let the Center Boccia team go to Rocklahoma!! This trip includes transportation on Center bus #2, to and from the Pryor concert, 1 keg of Old Milwaukee Lite, mosh pit passes for ten, backstage passes to rock legends Puddle of Mud (BYOB - bring your own bong), sack lunch of Margie’s ham sandwiches, and finally, each of us will have the number of a local Pryor Bail bondsman!! What a great package for the boccia team!!
College Athletes Now Get ‘Likeness Money”!!-
College football players can now do their own deals!! OU’s Spencer Rattler and Canes Chicken inked a deal that allows Spencer and his offspring chicken nuggets till the year 2100!! At Oklahoma State, all football players who wear a mullet by ‘Wigs by Francisco’ will get paid 35 dollars a month!! The University of Tulsa football player, Jaxon Player, has inked a deal with Tulsa’s Coney Islander to do autograph signings once a month including when signed by an NFL team!! Mr. Player’s compensation is reportedly between 10k to 15k Coney dogs!!
B in T Mood Swings:
Mrs. B in T told Mr. B in T that he needs to level his moodiness quickly or he will show up missing on a True Detective TV show! She explained that Mr. B in T needs to start writing and his moods will be happy! Mrs. B in T is always right!! Suck it up buttercup B in T!
B in T’s Bias is Deserved!!
Simply stated I have loyalty to the Tulsa Golden Hurricane football and numerous Oklahoma high school football including the Cushing Tigers football team where my nephews have raised havoc over 4A District 3!! I have projected Cushing to be rated #2 in 4A this year and 13th in the B in T top 25 coming out in two weeks!! So forgive me for indulging my homerism!! Go Tigers!! Hehehe
All-Star Game ho-hum:
I do not know two-thirds of the players in this year's All-Star game won by the American League 5-2 for the umpteenth time in a row!! Lost track but who cares! I believe that the American League wins every year points directly to a conspiracy theory similar to the UFO stuff and the U.S. Government!! Cracking down on spitter pitchers in MLB is also part of a government conspiracy to make the game last longer thus selling more ads, makes more money in the U.S. economy this the government saves the day!! Conspiracy yep! NOTE: I have reread this 3 or 4 times and I have no idea what the purpose or reason I wrote this!
2021 College Football Coaches on HOT SEAT🔥🔥!!
- Ed Orgeron - LSU - he reminds me of a mob boss friend of mine! Time to fly Ed!!
- Herm Edwards - Arizona State - lost by 70 to a conference rival! Such a nice man to be removed at halftime of a game!! May happen in 2021!
- Scott Frost - Nebraska - after Oklahoma hangs half a Hondo on the Cornshuckers at halftime watch for the alums to start ringing Bo Pelini’s flip phone!! Anyone but Frost!
- Jim Harbaugh- Michigan - Cocky Coach khaki has underperformed more than the Michigan Fab Five grade point back in the day!!
- Justin Fuente - Virginia Tech - Great guy, super background (Union Tulsa QB) but we are not rushing Justin for a fraternity. His record has been average for many years and if average in 2021 he may be on the TU shortlist for OC in 2022!
B in T Projection:
Covid numbers are starting to spike up mainly with those individuals who have NOT been vaccinated. My projection is if you want to attend a college football game in 2021 you must be vaccinated! Just sayin’! Thanks, Missouri and Arkansas for spreading to our state!! My beloved University of Tulsa announced that they will now accommodate 100 % seating capacity for 2021 football and basketball!! I love my Golden Hurricane’s optimism but the last time we had a sellout at Skelly was in 1975 for the Nathan Hale vs. Booker T Washington high school playoff game!!
Big 12 Media Day hot topic for 2021:
No media members of the Big 12 were interested in talking x’s and o’s at Oklahoma State last week!! All questions were regarding coach Gundy’s chopped-off mullet and what fricken animal was on the top of his new hairdo!! Possible a hedgehog 🦔? He mentioned that his team will beat TU by 50 points!! Bulletin board material for the Golden Hurricane!!
BTW:
By the way (BTW) - I am writing sports crap without a contract this year!
BTW - Bob Bolesby, President of the Big 12 Conference, also known as Bob No balls be is leaving OU hanging!! Superstar A.D. Castiglione simply wants a game-time changed and is denied by Bob Ballsbegone!
BTW - Will the new Space Jam lead me to start possibly having to like big head LeBron?
Have a great sports week!
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