Faked Out Sports/ Bryan in Tulsa
Brontosaurus Burgers - Bixby Players Love 'Em!FAKEDOUTSPORTS.BLOGSPOT.COM
soonerpolitics.com
FOS Notes:
- The Oklahoma big four in high school football is now the Big 5!! Bixby in 6A II belongs with or maybe above, Owasso, Union, Jenks, and Broken Arrow!!😴
- Brydon Pressley is a 7th grader at Bixby and has better moves than his older brothers at OSU and starring at Bixby as a junior! Watch out future Bixby opponents there is another stud Pressley coming!!
- I would make a suggestion that the OSSAA divide 6A between the OKC teams and the Tulsa area!! Maybe the Tulsa 6A Majors and the OKC 6A Minors, similar to youth baseball!! No offense to the OKC folks but you folks DO have the Thunder!
- And on the subject of baseball, the Kansas City Royals belong in the Minor Leagues of Tulsa Youth baseball!
- The OKC Thunder seems to have a great young squad! I am not sure if they will keep paying the luxury tax to keep Chris Paul but either way they look fine for the future!😯
- Some of my new FOS readers (2 total-Gus is 6 and reading FOS when he goes to bed- true shat) may not know about the legend of Pumpkin Man!! The Man starts showing up at high school football games and leaving curious candy and spreading high joy throughout the Friday Night Lights in Oklahoma!! He drops candy like a Halloween Easter Bunny!! Some have claimed they have seen the Pumpkin 🎃 Man but like Big Foot no real video footage is available!! He is a huge FOS-B in T fan and a possible sponsor!
- Second Team All-Big 12 Redshirt freshmen guard Bruce Bray is transferring from OSU to Tulsa!! Evidently, although no one at Gestapo Stillwater will release what actually happened, he was released from the team!! No criminal record shows under his name per my research!! Just because Bray said the Gundy’s mullet is ugly and he looks like he used to be on Full House!! Bring on Mr.Bray to TU and we will make him first team American Athletic Conference!
FOS Top 7 Horror Flicks Attributed to My Freaky Sister Mary:
- Hellraiser - I covered my eyes with a giant remote from the 90s the whole time!
- Hellraiser II - I was sick from the gore, Mary thought it was a comedy!
- Leprechaun - Mary still has a Leprechaun doll!! Jennifer Anniston received critical acclaim for this flick!
4. Candyman (original)- This movie is scary and deals with the Chicago slums!!5. Sinister (newish and a must-see!) New favorite from my sister, very light gore and more suspense!
6. Halloween (original) - If Mary would have had a son (3 beautiful nieces) she would have named him Michael Meyers!7. Jeepers Creepers (original) A classic B in T family show!
FOS High School Sports 🏈:
Tonkawa 34 Blackwell 13
Pumpkin Man sightings!
🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈
The first sighting of the Man called Pumpkin or Pumpkin Man was at the Tonkawa/Blackwell game on the 18th of September!! Apparently, Pumpkin Man was seen slumbering by the Maroons Field House handing out Nestle Crunch bars to elementary kids, chocolate chip cookies for the middle schoolers, and pumpkin fudge edibles for the high schoolers!! Not one adult at the game could give positive ID to the P Man, but all the youth at the game received a treat from the Man known as Pumpkin 🎃!!! STAY TUNED!
Bixby 52 at Stigler 6
The Bixby Booster Club Thursday team dinner was held at Coach Montgomery’s 500-acre ranch in south-south Bixby!! The players had fun riding on his 8 ATVs!!! The wideouts, quarterbacks and running backs were instructed to wear full motorbike body armor with helmet and the lineman wore nothin but their shorts!! The team went through two cows, four pigs, three sacks of tators, and a stegosaurus for dinner!! Lots of busy plumbers Friday morning!!
Booker T Washington 55 at Edison 6
BTW new QB Lathan Boone caught 4 passes for 1 touchdowns, threw a TD pass, intercepted a pass and made a pass at a Hornet Cheerleader!! Gentry Williams tore his ACL and will be shelved for the season! Ouchy
Pryor 31 at Grove 20
All the men and women hunters at the game in Grove were allowed to leave at 8:30 to prepare for Deer hunting!! Announcement halftime from the Grove press box stated that all Grove and Pryor men hunting Saturday for Bambi, must do honey do's after they have completed their their so-called hunt!!
Skiatook 41 at Nathan Hale 21
The Hale Rangers were prepared for a huge battle from the Bulldogs! Hale does not have the beefcakes upfront to block like Skiatook! Party at Skiatook Lake afterwards!!
Wagoner 36 at Sperry 29
Tough raad trip for the the Bulldogs!! Trips to Sperry Pirates home field entering the Halloween season can be spooky!! Bulldog fans have been known to disappear to a haunted hayride and never show up at the game!! True story! The story turns ghostly close to a movie similar to Jeepers Creepers!!
Mom O Meter
Sperry Moms .981 Wagoner Moms .966
Great competition with two sets of the best football moms in Oklahoma!! Again, this came down to the final competition of, you guessed it, cloth diaper changing!! Real babies were not used due to Coronavirus, but baby dolls with pre-soaked diapers and an occasional Baby Ruth bar were used in the competition!! Sperry moms had strong wrists through yoga, thus taking the Mon O Meter Trophy!!
Diner of the Week - Chuck Wagon Diner
The Chuck Wagon was recently visited by the new Democratic Vice President Kamala Harris visited the Chuck Wagon in 2010!! Kamala was traveling Route 66 with her husband and stopped at Chuck Wagon for directions, coffee, and aunt Bee’s peach marmalade, cream pie!!
Holland Hall 27 Metro Christian 22
Holland Hall has hit the OSSAA teams head on!!
Cushing 31 Berryhill 27
This may be one of the biggest wins in team history!! The Berryhill veer offense was confusing to the Tiger defense in the 1st half but halftime adjustments and booster, Christina M. adrenaline-laced Gatorade brought home the victory(she had her own boost in a flask)!! Funny how a little boost from a booster could get these youngsters boosted!! Nephew Caleb changed his number to 10 to keep uncle B in T would not embarrass him!!
Muskogee 38 at Coweta 36
Muskogee Roughers went to Coweta and showed the Tiger enthusiasts how to play ball!! Some of the Coweta boosters had a little bit of a tussle with the head referee, Girt Succlebugar who had to be escorted by the Coweta Police and Fire Department!!
FOS College Picks:
Oklahoma State has weapons on offense that can score at will but the Tulsa defense was solid in keeping the Cowboys and their NFL talent under 50 points!! A crowd of 16,156 including 262 TU fans were entertained for 50 minutes!! The younger crowd of TU fans had a pregame party at Eskimo Joes, with blue and gold masks made by alums Christy Howell and Amy Dodson!! The always trolling, TU Happy Timers had their pregame feast at the Lubys in Stillwater!! Corporate Luby's is attempting to get to the youth of America to take over our 70 plus AARP Hurricane table! The little farts, I will fake whack them with my cane! The Lubys TU Happy Timers had a slight tussle with the Cowboy greys over a position in the Cafeteria line!! The argument turned into a laugh-filled room when both sides talked about their grandkid's reaction to the ’pull my finger’ grandpa routine!! 🎃😮😁😃😃
Oklahoma State 44 Tulsa 27
Oklahoma State has weapons on offense that can score at will but the Tulsa defense was solid in keeping the Cowboys and their NFL talent under 50 points!! A crowd of 16,156 including 262 TU fans were entertained for 50 minutes!! The younger crowd of TU fans had a pregame party at Eskimo Joes, with blue and gold masks made by alums Christy Howell and Amy Dodson!! The always trolling, TU Happy Timers had their pregame feast at the Lubys in Stillwater!! Corporate Luby's is attempting to get to the youth of America to take over our 70 plus AARP Hurricane table! The little farts, I will fake whack them with my cane! The Lubys TU Happy Timers had a slight tussle with the Cowboy greys over a position in the Cafeteria line!! The argument turned into a laugh-filled room when both sides talked about their grandkid's reaction to the ’pull my finger’ grandpa routine!! 🎃😮😁😃😃
Memphis 54 Houston 35
Memphis Tigers demolished the Cougars with tough defense and early in the week marijuana testing!! Can you say cleanse my system bro!UCF 42 at Georgia Tech 35
Central Florida is underrated and Georgia Tech is overrated!!
FOS Top 3 Georgia football teams:
- Georgia University
- Georgia State Panthers
- Georgia Tech
Navy 38 at Tulane 31
A huge road win for the Midshipmen! The Navy had 278 yards rushing and controlled the clock! The Navy ships plowed through the Green Waves of Tulane!!Miami 45 at Louisville 37
The Hurricane has a solid team with coach Manny Diaz and the Cardinals!! Louisville coach Scott Satterfield comes from Appalachian State, where the new coach will have his team go back to basics!!
Notre Dame 42 South Florida 31
The Irish did not overlook the AAC S. Florida Bulls! The Bulls forgot there COV 2019 masks so the equipment dudes with Notre Dame offered their extra hot pink breast cancer masks!! Problem solved!*************UPSET SPECIAL************
North Texas 38 SMU 35
North Texas still throws bullets down the field as they did with Mason Fine in 2019 who is currently with the Chicago Bears! Jason Bean and Will Kuehne from Owasso, Oklahoma will battle for playing time at QB!!FOS Pro Picks:
Browns 34 Bengals 14
The Browns defensive line was in the Bengal backfield so much that the Browns claimed squatters' rights!! This was the same move made by a group of gypsy dancers who stayed on Ben Cartwright’s Ponderosa land on Bonanza!!Cowboys 35 Falcons 24
Evidently every time Dak Pressjones passes for a touchdown, Jerry Jones forfeits a 100K in salary negotiations!! Four touchdowns against the Falcons equals a new small yacht for Dak's children!!Chiefs 37 at Chargers 31
The Chargers Tyrod Taylor has rookie Justin Herbert breathing down his neck and no Philip Rivers!! The Chargers kept the game close but Mahomes to Hill for KC accounted for 2 touchdowns!!
Bears 28 Giants 20
Giants QB Daniel Jones has a very average passing day with 17-34, 1 touchdown, and 2 interceptions! Matt Trabinsky and Nick Foles played alternate quarters enough to pull out a victory!
*********Upset Special********
Broncos 31 at Steelers 27
The Steelers did not release Mason Rudolph but he is way down the proverbial totem pole!! Rothenberger who has more scars than Frankenstein spent a lot of time on his butt! The fans in Pittsburg are wanting Trevor Lawrence on draft day!! Drew Locke seems to be the pleasing to The Czar and his Bronco Kingdom, John Elway!!! John loves Drew!!
Texans 23 Ravens 21
The Texans beat the Ravens with a 52-yard field goal as the clock hit ran out!! Seven members of the Texans tested positive for Coronavirus and four members of the NFL Referees at this game tested positive for hoof in mouth illness!!
Words of wisdom from the unwise one:
Always have a spare COV mask for Halloween apple bobbing!!
Have a great sports week!
B in T/FOS
by B in T - FakedOutSports, syndicated in SoonerPolitics.org
 |
B, in T
|
No comments:
Post a Comment