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FOS Notes ’bout Nuthin:
FOS Top 7 Things Heard from the PAC 12 and Big 10 Nation:
- ’Who in the hell voted for no football?’ Ohio State fans at happy hour in any Columbus bar!!
- ’I am moving to Oklahoma to watch football!’ Nebraska - Tom Osborn's grandson.
- ’My wife has me scheduled for two Saturday morning pedicures, WTF!’ Ohio State coach Day.
- ’Well shat! At least I can work more on my resume and my tan!!’ USC Coach Clay Helton.
- ’I really wanted to try out my new cheers for the football team!! Coronavirus is just awful!’ Buffy - head cheerleader UCLA Pom Pon squad.
- ’I am really excited about the cancellation of football! This will give me a chance to take the team to train in Holland for the National Clogging Championship’ ! Jim Harbaugh coach Michigan.
- ’Bout time we concentrated on Trigonometry, Quantitative Analysis, and Micro-Biology instead of football and tailgating!!’ Dr. Don Dingalberry III - Dean of the School of Metaphysics, University of Iowa!
Oklahoma Sooners- Sept. 12 — MISSOURI STATE W
- Sept. 19 — Bye
- Sept. 26 — KANSAS STATE W
- Oct. 3 — at Iowa State W
- Oct. 10 — vs. Texas (Dallas) W
- Oct. 17 — Bye
- Oct. 24 — at TCU L
- Oct. 31 — at Texas Tech W
- Nov. 7 — KANSAS W
- Nov. 14 — Bye
- Nov. 21 — OKLAHOMA STATE W
- Nov. 28 — at West Virginia W
- Dec. 5 — BAYLOR W
- Dec. 12 — Big 12 Championship Game (Arlington, Texas)
FOS OU Projected Record- 9-1
Sept. 12 — Tulsa W
Sept. 19 — BYE
Sept. 26 — West Virginia W
Oct. 3 — at Kansas W
Oct. 10 — BYE
Oct. 17 — at Baylor W
Oct. 24 — Iowa State W
Oct. 31 — Texas (homecoming) W
Nov. 7 — at Kansas State L
Nov. 14 — BYE
Nov. 21 — at Oklahoma L
Nov. 28 — Texas Tech W
Dec. 5 — at TCU W
FOS OSU Projected Record: 8-2
FOS College Football Picks:
Memphis 48 Arkansas State 24
Memphis with new coach Ryan Silverfield a former line coach and interim coach has some stacked talent to win his debut over a tough Arkansas State team! Look for the Tigers to sneak into the diluted top 25!
SMU 41 at Texas State 23
The Ponies should handle Oklahoman Coach Jake Spavital in one of the first Coronavirus games this year! This young stud could be the next Arkansas or Texas head coach!! The Hog team traveled in 2 special made Coronavirus Hazmat SMU Pony Winnebagos to San Marcos, Texas. Thanks to the Pony Booster Club for these pimped out rides!! No shat!Navy 37 BYU 31
This is the highlight game of Coronavirus college football week one!! With most of the BYU team in the late 20s to early 30s, the entire team must wear jerseys and helmets by Nike Hazmat.com!! Too much Navy Midshipmen option offense for the old men!!
FOS High School Scores:
Bishop Kelley 31 at Sand Springs 22
Comets head coach J J Tapana, has some beef on his line this year and is looking to dominate the conference in 5A!! Game highlight: A couple of BK ladies were caught smoking a vapor pipe at halftime and we're given stadium clean up next week! Bixby 54 Jenks 42
This game is usually won or lost in the trenches! Both teams have big bubbas that can move a house sled in practice! The Pressley kid at Bixby gained a sod farm or two in rushing yards! TU recruit Mason Williams loves to chunk the football and chunk he did for 322 tards and 4 TDs!!Broken Arrow 46 Union 36
College recruiters from all over the USA were in the crowd, with team COV masks and social distancing making it difficult to converse with the prospects!! The Tigers are reloading their speed with Myles Slusher playing cornerback for Arkansas!!Cascia Hall 30 Holland Hall 20
The over/under on the number of Gucci velvet pandemic masks worn to the battle of the Halls: 2650 B in T says take the under! A large number of children are not required to wear masks will be in attendance! Vegas does not know this fact! The Cascia team was too much for the Ostroski led defense of Holland Hall! Billie Eyelash was spotted at the game!!!!!!!
Booker T Washington 52 Del City 14
The Booker T's band has more speed than the Del City defense thus final score prediction is conservative!!
Owasso 34 at Fayetteville, Ark. 23
The Owasso Ram bus trip to Fayetteville brought back old memories for head coach Bill Blankenship who played QB for Tulsa! He made this trip 4 times to play the Razorbacks!! Fortunately the trip to Fayetnam was nice for Coach B!!
New D Coordinator was not happy with the D and made them watch the cheerleading movie 'Bring It On' during post game film!!
Wagoner 28 Coweta 26
Mom-O-Meter Coweta moms .945 Wagoner moms .938 The Wagoner moms came were disqualified from the baking competition due to the smell of cannabis in some blueberry muffins!!
FOS Diner of the week: Roy’s Fried Chicken is a Coweta MUST VISIT diner!! Located at 11421 Highway 51, Coweta. You know a chicken 🍗 place is good if it is on Highway 51 in Oklahoma!! Roy’s chicken is so tender that you can really cut it with a chicken feather!! Visit this year and tell them you read about Roy’s in B in Ts and they will give you a glass of water and silverware free!!
Pryor 27 Catoosa 25
Pryor and Catoosa rivalry is second only to Michigan/Ohio State or Union/Jenks!!
Pryor transfer foreign exchange kicker from Brazil kicked a 56-yard field goal to win with no, zilch time on the clock!!
Cushing 36 Bristow 32
The Cushing Tigers started their first game lethargically after the team was still recovering from some bad tacos from a local taco truck Thursday!! My nephew Caleb Peery who plays running back and linebacker for Cushing, who once ate an entire live squirrel to impress a girl, had 4 tackles and 42 yards rushing with 1 TD!! Caleb Uncle B in T says to SUCK IT UP BUTTERCUP!
FOS Words of Wisdom from the unwise one: Nothing like the smell of freshly mowed grass on a Saturday morning and watching your favorite college football team on TV!!
Have a great sports week!!
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