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FOS Notes ’bout Nuthin:
What the Frick is a ’Karen’?
’Karens’ are often described as annoyingly entitled, suburban women who would not hesitate to ask to speak to a manager if the salesperson at Anne Taylor refuses to take their return three months after the return date expired. I thought Karen was on the 1969 Frosty the Snowman holiday cartoon!! Hahaha!! I am really glad to have married a ’Jami’!
Over/under - Number of ’Karens’ at Utica Square Tulsa?
All of them except one! Take the over!
Will the College Football Transfer Portal be Used for Teams Affected by the Coronavirus?
Ok, let’s say post Coronavirus college football starts in Mid September. Next, then 4 college team’s state that they will not play due to that state's Pandemic rules and regulations. The question is will all the players on those four schools be allowed to go into the Transfer Portal? The circumstances could be that those programs simply discontinued playing college football due to their current financial situation caused by Coronavirus. Or this could be mandated by the schools governing the state where the epidemics are still vibrant! I would say that in both of these instances all the football players should be able to enter the transfer portal if there current school’s program has been affected by the Coronavirus!
Sooner Football Recruiting Looking Up!
In the middle of May, the Sooner 2021 recruiting class rated 51st in the nation! Stay away from sharp objects Sooner fans cause your recruiting ship is docking at Sooner camp!!!!!😃😁😀😅🏈🏈🏈🏈 This year's class has a chance to be the best in the great Sooner football history!! Yes, I said it, so write it down Bill Hastens, Tulsa World!!! Four-star studs, Linebacker Clayton Smith and Wide Out Mario Williams from Plant City Florida have announced their school to play college ball is in Norman!! Also in Riley’s crosshairs is another Williams, Quarterback Caleb Williams, who has narrowed his choices to LSU, Maryland, and OU! Caleb is rated the number 2 player in the country!! Bryce Foster who is rated the top offensive lineman according to Rivals has narrowed his choices to OU and Texas A&M!! The problem here is his brother was a former offensive lineman at A&M. But never underestimate the college football Twitter and Tik Tok freak, sir Lincoln Riley of Norman!!
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FOS Projected 2020 Top 18 High School Football Teams in Oklahoma:
- Bixby Spartans 6AII - Senior Quarterback Mason Williams has been a starter since Bixby had its first Green Corn Festival!! Corn fed beefy linemen at this school are grown like Bixby sod!!
- Owasso Rams 6AI - loaded with talent and superb coaching!
- Broken Arrow 6AI - coach David Alexander has a strong Junior class!!
- Jenks 6AI - The Trojans are looking to get back powerful status in 6A I again!!
- Muskogee 6AII - the Roughers always have speed but now they are talented as well!
- Mustang 6AI - The Broncos have a senior-laden team and should be an almost content!
- Union 6AI - Coach Friedrich at Union has some college talent, especially in the defensive back area! With the construction of a new stadium called Jerry’s World North, some home games will be sacrificed this year to complete the giant high stadium!
- Carl Albert 5A - The Titans are always good!!
- Bishop McGinness 5A - Oklahoma City Catholic Private School powerhouse!
- Lincoln Christian 3A - Coach Jerry Ricke must replace his son Chase but has a ton of sophomores to restock the shelves!
- Booker T Washington 6AII. New Coach Jonathon Brown played is a BTW alum who played his college ball at Tennessee!! He played in the NFL and the NFL Europe!!
- Piedmont 5A - The Wildcats seem to be on an upswing for the last two years!
- Heritage Hall OKC 3A- The Cascia Hall of the west side but much better.
- Bishop Kelley 5A - Coach Tapana has size and enough speed to be very competitive in 5A!
- Vian 2A - Vian will be led on defense by OSU ex linebacker Kenyatta Wright’s son, Solomon 6’ 285lb DL who has an offer from Oklahoma State!!
- Wagoner 4A - The Bulldogs will be strong in 4A, da, tell me something new captain obvious!! Legendary Coach Dale Condict leads the 2020 team with Tulsa commit defensive end, Isaac Smith!!
- Metro Christian 2A - A hidden gem in south Tulsa at the old Mason High School!! Great place to watch a Friday night game! Concessions are a good walk from the bleachers!!
- Holland Hall 2A - Former Tulsa All-American offensive lineman Jerry Ostroski's son Owen returns to anchor a stout Dutch defense!
B in T Rumor Mill for New Murder Hornet Netflix Series in 2021:
Murder Hornets Hotel - Rob Zombie Producer! You can enter the no-tell hotel but you will never leave!!
Killer Bees vs Murder Hornet Zombies - This horror movie Produced is Tulsa’s own John Swab!! Starring Ron Perlman and the short dude on Game of Thrones as the Murder Hornet Zombie King!! Google it, I dare ya!
Murder Hummingbirds Return to Haunted Hill - Another John Swab film that will debut at the Circle Cinema!!
Giant Killer Mud Dauber Wasp - These foot-long killer wasps eat all the cattle in world!
FOS Bobbleheads:
Ballerina Competition is Not Affected by Coronavirus!
A local recital for my 3-year-old granddaughter Ana has spiked interest from local ballet scouts!! The Tulsa Ballet is scouting the youth for the next Shamira Shanatalinsky in two categories: CREATIVE MOVEMENT and CONTEMPORARY DANCE. Her recital performance was given a 9.78 with the Jenks and Bixby judges giving her a highly controversial 9 which is under protest by myself!! How can you not give this cutie a 10!!
Words of Wisdom from the unwise one:
Never wrap your wife’s birthday gift in toilet paper as a Coronavirus prank. Trust me, do not!
Have a great, sport are almost back weekend!!
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