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Spring College Football is COMING!!
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SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:
Faked Out Sports/B in T will have a full season of High School, College, and Pro Football!! No Shat!
So....
Cuck the Foronavirus!!
Oklahoma State Hires New Analyst Coach!
Dig Up the Backyard First!!
After Binge-Watching ID/TV and Ozark with Mrs. B in T for 10 days, I find myself more threatened by having my throat slashed by Mrs. B in T than the Coronavirus!! So if all of a sudden there is no Faked Out Sports for a month, just have detectives dig up my back yard!! Just sayin’!
FOS/B in T Hashtags!
Fifty Texas University Students Breakout With Coronavirus After Returning from Mexico!
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College Football to be Played In Spring 2021.
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Spring Cleaning Has A Whole New Meaning.
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I just finished a whole bag of Tyson Animal Chicken Nuggets.
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FOS Mock Draft:
/ Hot Girlfriend Ratings
- Cincinnati - Joe Burrow QB LSU /9.1
- Washington - Chase Young DE Ohio State /8.8
- Detroit - Jeff Okuda CB Ohio State /9.2
- NY Giants - Jedrick Wills Alabama - OT /7.8
- Miami - Justin Herbert QB Oregon / 8.3
- LA Chargers - Tua Tagaviola QB Alabama / 9.7 Bama Cheerleader
- Carolina - Kenneth Murray LB /Oklahoma / 9.0
- Arizona - Mecki Bechton OT/ Louisville / 8.1
- Jacksonville - Derrick Brown DT/ Auburn / 8.6
- Cleveland - Andrew Thomas OT/ Georgia / 8.5
- NY Jets - Tristan Wirfs OT/ Iowa / 7.8
- Las Vegas - Dee Dee Lamb WR/ Oklahoma / 9.65 met girlfriend at OU and all OU girls are hot π₯
- San Fransisco - Jerry Jeudy WR/ Alabama / 8.9
- Tampa Bay - Henry Rugs WR /Alabama/ 9.0
- Denver - KLavon Chaison DL/Rush end/ LSU / 8.2
- Atlanta - Javon Kinlaw DL/ South Carolina - 8.4
- Dallas - C J Henderson CB/ Florida / 8.9
- Miami - Josh Johnso OT Houston/ 7.7
- Las Vegas - Isiah Simmons LB Clemson/ Girlfriend just dumped him to become a nun! π
- Jacksonville - Kristian Fulton CB /LSU / Girlfriend just dumped him for another dude! πNA
- Philadelphia - Jalen Reagor WR TCU/ 8.8
- Buffalo - Denzel Mims WR Baylor / πGirlfriend dumped him for another girl! No shat!
- New England - Jordan Love QB Utah State / 9.5 Girlfriend is Utah State Pom Pon Squad Captain!
- New Orleans - Johnathon Brown RB Wisconson/ 7.9 somewhat hot
- Minnesota - Austin Jackson - OT - USC - 9.2 Girlfriend is PT actress with cameo roll in Ozark!
- Houston - Caesar Ruiz - OT - Michigan / 8.6 highest rated Offensive Lineman girlfriend!
- Seattle - Antonio Winnfield S Minnesota / 8.9
- Baltimore - Xavier McKinney S Alabama/ Girlfriend dumped him for Med School at Columbia! π
- Tennessee - Yetuer Gross Matos Rush DL Pen State / 8.1
- Green Bay - Justin Jefferson - LSU/ Girlfriend has left the country for 3 years on a Religious Retreat 9.9
- San Fransisco - Trevor Diggs S Alabama/ 9.2
- Kansas City - A J Espinosa DL edge rusher Iowa/ Girlfriend joined a punk rock band! π
FOS Bobbleheads:
Top 10 Things for Bobbleheads to do While Isolated Alone with Parents!!
- Tie your dad up and make him watch Paw Patrol 2,658 times!!
- Do finger painting with nonwashable paints!! Surprise mom!!
- Play Monopoly on Zoom with prison inmates!! Good for the kid's diversification!! Meet new friends named Ox, Sugar Daddy, and Killer!!
- Play a game of Uno with the family while watching ESPN replay of the Tulsa vs Notre Dame! The Golden Hurricane wins every fricking time!
- Watch all the Halloween movies after the kids go nighty night π΄!!
- While dad sleeps in, Mom can have the kids play a new game called dump daddies golf clubs in the neighbor's yard!!
- Give the dogs, cats, and kids a Coronavirus bath in the backyard!! Use a garden hose and bubble bath!! The temperature must be at least 88 degrees outside!!
- Play hide and go seek in the backyard while dodging dog dookie!
- Play a game called Twister with the kids until mom or dad pulls a hamstring!!
- Play a new game called pin the blame on Dr. Faucci!! You will need a 3-foot picture of Dr. Faucci (life-size), a thumbtack with a small Coronavirus symbol and a blindfold to start your game!!
Words of wisdom from the unwise one:
Never offer Corona beer at a gathering after the virus has departed!
Have a great sports less week!
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