Saturday, April 18, 2020

FOS Mock Draft; OSU Hires New Coaching Analyst





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Spring College Football is COMING!!
  
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SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:

Faked Out Sports/B in T will have a full season of High School, College, and Pro Football!!  No Shat!
So....
Cuck the Foronavirus!!


Oklahoma State Hires New Analyst Coach!




Dig Up the Backyard First!!

After Binge-Watching ID/TV and Ozark with Mrs. B in T for 10 days, I find myself more threatened by having my throat slashed by Mrs. B in T than the Coronavirus!!  So if all of a sudden there is no Faked Out Sports for a month, just have detectives dig up my back yard!!  Just sayin’!  



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Fifty Texas University Students Breakout With Coronavirus After Returning from Mexico!
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College Football to be Played In Spring 2021.
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Spring Cleaning Has A Whole New Meaning.
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FOS Mock Draft:
/ Hot Girlfriend Ratings

  1. Cincinnati - Joe Burrow QB LSU /9.1  
  2. Washington - Chase Young DE Ohio State /8.8
  3. Detroit - Jeff Okuda CB Ohio State /9.2
  4. NY Giants - Jedrick Wills Alabama - OT /7.8
  5. Miami - Justin Herbert QB Oregon / 8.3
  6. LA Chargers - Tua Tagaviola QB Alabama / 9.7 Bama Cheerleader
  7. Carolina - Kenneth Murray LB /Oklahoma / 9.0
  8. Arizona - Mecki Bechton OT/ Louisville / 8.1
  9. Jacksonville - Derrick Brown DT/ Auburn / 8.6
  10. Cleveland - Andrew Thomas OT/ Georgia / 8.5
  11. NY Jets - Tristan Wirfs OT/ Iowa / 7.8
  12. Las Vegas - Dee Dee Lamb WR/ Oklahoma / 9.65 met girlfriend at OU and all OU girls are hot πŸ”₯ 
  13. San Fransisco - Jerry Jeudy WR/ Alabama / 8.9
  14. Tampa Bay - Henry Rugs WR /Alabama/ 9.0
  15. Denver - KLavon Chaison DL/Rush end/ LSU / 8.2
  16. Atlanta - Javon Kinlaw DL/ South Carolina - 8.4
  17. Dallas - C J Henderson CB/  Florida / 8.9
  18. Miami - Josh Johnso OT Houston/ 7.7
  19. Las Vegas - Isiah Simmons LB Clemson/ Girlfriend just dumped him to become a nun! πŸ’”  
  20. Jacksonville - Kristian Fulton CB /LSU / Girlfriend just dumped him for another dude! πŸ’”NA
  21. Philadelphia - Jalen Reagor WR TCU/ 8.8
  22. Buffalo - Denzel Mims WR Baylor / πŸ’”Girlfriend dumped him for another girl!  No shat!
  23. New England - Jordan Love QB Utah State / 9.5 Girlfriend is Utah State Pom Pon Squad Captain!
  24. New Orleans - Johnathon Brown RB Wisconson/ 7.9 somewhat hot
  25. Minnesota - Austin Jackson - OT - USC - 9.2 Girlfriend is PT actress with cameo roll in Ozark!
  26. Houston - Caesar Ruiz - OT - Michigan / 8.6 highest rated Offensive Lineman girlfriend!
  27. Seattle - Antonio Winnfield S Minnesota / 8.9
  28. Baltimore - Xavier McKinney S Alabama/ Girlfriend dumped him for Med School at Columbia!  πŸ’”
  29. Tennessee - Yetuer Gross Matos Rush DL Pen State / 8.1
  30. Green Bay - Justin Jefferson - LSU/ Girlfriend has left the country for 3 years on a Religious Retreat 9.9
  31. San Fransisco - Trevor Diggs S Alabama/ 9.2
  32. Kansas City - A J Espinosa DL edge rusher Iowa/ Girlfriend joined a punk rock band!  πŸ’”


FOS Bobbleheads:

Top 10 Things for Bobbleheads to do While Isolated Alone with Parents!!

  1. Tie your dad up and make him watch Paw Patrol 2,658 times!!
  2. Do finger painting with nonwashable paints!!  Surprise mom!!
  3. Play Monopoly on Zoom with prison inmates!!  Good for the kid's diversification!!  Meet new friends named Ox, Sugar Daddy, and Killer!!    
  4. Play a game of Uno with the family while watching ESPN replay of the Tulsa vs Notre Dame!  The Golden Hurricane wins every fricking time!
  5. Watch all the Halloween movies after the kids go nighty night πŸ˜΄!!
  6. While dad sleeps in, Mom can have the kids play a new game called dump daddies golf clubs in the neighbor's yard!!
  7. Give the dogs, cats, and kids a Coronavirus bath in the backyard!!  Use a garden hose and bubble bath!!  The temperature must be at least 88 degrees outside!!
  8. Play hide and go seek in the backyard while dodging dog dookie!  
  9. Play a game called Twister with the kids until mom or dad pulls a hamstring!!
  10. Play a new game called pin the blame on Dr. Faucci!!  You will need a 3-foot picture of Dr. Faucci (life-size), a thumbtack with a small Coronavirus symbol and a blindfold to start your game!!  


Words of wisdom from the unwise one:
Never offer Corona beer at a gathering after the virus has departed!

Have a great sports less week!

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