Kids Soccer Treats Should NOT Be Healthy!!

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Sports Team Treats Have Changed Since I was Coaching!!

I the 80’s and 90’s you could hand out Juice Boxes and Rice Krispy Treats for after game snacks!!  Orange slices were a must have for the young whippersnapper to keep their energy up or so that's what all moms insisted!!  Thereafter game tunnels were used until the kids were in high school!!

In today's snack world for the kid's everything seems to be organic fruit snacks, or frozen tofu pop cycles, to go with spring water shipped in from Venice!!  Some sunglasses worn by today's 5 and 6-year-olds cost more than their T-ball or soccer jerseys!!  

A common denominator among all parents over 3 or 4 generations is the post-game parent tunnels!!  Everyone is invited to the tunnel, parents, grandparents, brothers, sisters, friends, and even a drunk that just staggered into the game!!  Nothing can beat the smile on the young varmints as they go through the tunnel knowing that a glucose-free snack is waiting for them at the end of this giant tunnel of over-excited adults!!  

Coach Billy has 9 Lives!!

Thunder Head Coach Billy Donovan agreed to another 1 year contract with the OKC Thunder for the 2020 season!  The Thunder came close to having Bill Self from Kansas but he was afraid he could not handle Westbrooks mood swings!!  He also was not happy with the suit allowance and hair product sponsorship offered by Oklahoma City!!!  Michigan head coach for Billy?

New Coaching Changes for 2019 College Football Geeks Should be Rad and Totally Nuclear Dude!!

1. Houston - Dana Holgorsen will get to visit Oklahoma twice with OU and Tulsa on the schedule!! 
2. Kansas - Les Miles, no more Dr. Pepper commercials but the new KU coach will be busy hustling recruits to the waving wheat of Kansas!
3. North Carolina - Mac Brown will no longer be the savvy TV dude but the Head Football Coach of the Tarheels!!  He will bring his experiences at Texas where the Longhorns were never close to the Sooners!!  Recruiting in the North Carolina area and the rest of the blue blood basketball area with Mac’s southern drawl will be very tough!!
4. Texas Tech -- Matt Wells was head coach at Utah State until hired by the Red Raiders!!  Bye bye Cliffy skinny jeans Kingsbury and hello ex-TU OC Wells!!
5. Texas State -- Jake Spavital came over from West Virginia where he was OC for Dana Holhairline!!  He also was OC on Kevin Sumlin’s staff at Texas A&M!!
6. Ohio State -- Claim to fame before becoming Buckeye Head Coach:  New Coach Ryan Day is from the same high school as Adam Sandler, Manchester Central in New Hampshire!!
7. Kansas State — When Coach Snyder retired to ice fishing the Wildcats turned to North Dakota State’s Chris Kleiman!!
8. West Virginia -- I will miss the baby mullet hair of Dana Holversen and his replacement, Neal Brown from Troy U. was a boring hire!!  Time in the Big 12 will tell!!

MLB

Astros’ Jose Altuve could be on IR for a couple of months!!  

Faked Out Sports Words of Wisdom from the Unwise One:  How to be married blissfully for life!!  Always remember that even though your wife just went Loraina Bobbit on you, that she is always right!!

Have a great sports week!!

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