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Weather Terminology
Toad Strangler
This is a colloquialism native to the southern United States that describes an extremely heavy downpour of rain that can often lead to flash flooding!! Last week I was talking about some B in T forecasting with one of my 18 fans and explained “That a toad strangler came through last night and knocked all the clothes on my clothesline all cattywampus! Google this stuff, dare ya!
Cloud farts
Crackly sounding thunder with short rhythmic tones!
Thundersnow
Thunder occurring during blizzard!! Not fun. Watch the movie ‘The Day After Tomorrow’!
B in T weather forecast:
Temps in the 60s and 70s after 130 hours of sub freezing temps last week!!
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Bobblehead Sports:
Finally we have 4 of the 7 Mimi and Papi Granddaughters caged!! Now find the rest of the grands and call it a day!! B in T signing off from from Discovery Zone HE🏒🏒‼️
B in T notes:
🍻QT beer at 99 cents a six-pack on sale at the TU QT back when Fred Flinstone was in my TU Statistics class!
⚾️Chris Farley doing Phillies John Kruk back in the days when SNL was really funny!!
🏈Rhett Bomar
Welcome former #1 QB in the nation, former OU Sooner and NY Giants Draft pick will be the next OC and QB Coordinator at Westmore High School in OKC, Oklahoma!!
🏈Mason Fine
Oklahoma record setting HS QB Mason Fine (Locust Grove) is joining the coaching staff at Muskogee with Dale Condict.
Fine was the starting QB for North Texas and spent time in the CFL!
🏎Davison Pursley started coming to the Chili Bowl as a spectator when he was five years old and dreamed of one day winning it!! This year, he is back in the field of drivers for the fourth time, looking to take home one of racing's most prestigious trophies!! Pursley finished second behind Christopher Bell in the Chili Bowl’s Night's Race of Champions!! Four years ago, November 2021, Pursley’s racing career came to a screeching halt after a horrific crash at Arizona Speedway!
The incident left him with a broken neck and required a grueling nine-hour surgery to fuse his C4 and C5 vertebrae. Diagnosed as an incomplete quadriplegic, Pursley faced the daunting reality of life-altering physical limitations!! The recovery process was ominous! Pursley spent months at the Shepherd Center, a renowned rehabilitation facility in Atlanta, where he pushed himself relentlessly to regain mobility and return to racing. Missing the 2022 Chili Bowl Nationals was a devastating blow, but it only fueled his determination to make a comeback!!
Parsley 2025 Chili Bowl
B in T College BBall picks:
Women:
Tulsa 82 at Memphis 66
The Tulsa girls have sworn vengeance if the Tulsa boys team was harmed against the Memphis Tiger men!!! The Tulsa girls beat the snot wads out of the Tigerettes and avenged the boy's loss!! Elise had 20 points and Periman 20 boards!! The rest is history!!
Oklahoma 89 Alabama 85
OU Junior Reagan Beers scores 20, rebs 12, blocks 5 and busts a tooth on Bama center 6’8” Sheila Lebouf!!
Oklahoma State 92 at Kansas 81
Ok State coach Jacie Hoyt has recently gave birth to a beautiful baby girl!! This young 3-week-old can already palm and dunk an orange!! This newborn has arrived at the same time the top 25 entrance has arrive for the Cowgirls!!! Congrats coach!!
Men:
South Carolina 79 Arkansas 77
What the he🏒🏒 are Gamecocks????
A gamecock is a type of rooster with physical and behavioral traits suitable for cockfighting!! Male and female chickens of such a breed are referred to as game fowl! A game fowl is not a foul ball in baseball or even a bird the has a foul odor!! I have divested way too much!! Below is a picture of a fowl cock:
Coach Lamont Parrish was teed up twice as he walked off the court complaining about the discrepancy in fouls! Two called on Arkansas and 16 called on a slightly aggressive Cock full-court press!! SC was down by 15 at the half and rallied behind Cock Swedish assistant coach Yjorn Slovenborg to pull out the win for the home team!!
Tulsa 76 Tulane 73
Tulane losing to Tulsa is a homer pick by B in T and well deserved after a 6-year sentence to the Tulsa Bidness School at TU!!!!!😂😂😂
ORU 81 South Dalota State 72
The ORU Golden Sparrows are the Bahamas for the South and North Dakotas of the great north teams of the Summit Conference!! Traveling 100s of miles north to the great Tundra of the Dakotas in an ORU school bus should be free but ORU!!But this Summit conference should actually pay ORU to do this shat! Please pray for these weary frozen travelers!! ORU guard McBride scores 34 and beats the Jack Rabbits by 9!!
Baylor 82 Oklahoma State 69
State plays tough and has a 2-point lead with 9 minutes left in the second half but Baylor revs it up and wins by a Bakers Dozen!!
Ole Miss 91 Oklahoma 84
The Sooners are in 10th place in the SEC but still looking good for the Big Dance!! Guard Elvis scores 22 but not enough to save their hunka, hunka burnin love!! Haha!
B in T MLB:
Cardinals
Starting Lineup:
SS: Masyn Winn
DH: Alec Burleson
C: Ivan Herrera
1B: Willson Contreras
3B: Nolan Arenado
LF: Brendan Donovan
CF: Lars Nootbaar
RF: Jordan Walker
2B Thomas Saggese
Bench: Luken Baker, Pedro Pages, Michael Siani, Cesar Prieto
Rotation: Sonny Gray, Erick Fedde, Andre Pallante, Miles Mikolas, Michael McGreevy
Bullpen: Ryan Helsley, Matthew Liberatore, Ryan Fernandez, JoJo Romero, Steven Matz, David Robertson, Gordon Graceffo, John King
Cubs
Projected Lineup
LF Ian Happ
3B Ron Cey if no Bregman
RF Kyle Tucker
DH Seiya Suzuki
1B Michael Busch
SS Dansby Swanson
2B Nico Hoerner
CF Pete Crow-Armstrong
C Miguel Amaya
Royals
DH Jonathan India
SS Bobby Witt Jr.
1B Vinnie Pasquantino
C Salvador Pérez
2B Michael Massey
CF Willie Wilson if no Harrison Bader
RF Hunter Renfroe
LF MJ Melendez
3B Maikel García
Dodgers
DH Shohei Ohtani
SS Mookie Betts
1B Freddie Freeman
RF Teoscar Hernández
C Will Smith
3B Max Muncy
LF Michael Conforto
CF Tommy Edman
2B Hyeseong Kim
Astros
2B Jose Altuve
DH Yordan Alvarez
1B Christian Walker
C Yainer Diaz
3B Isaac Paredes
SS Jeremy Peña
RF Chas McCormick
LF Toy Cannon
CF Jake Meyers
Have a great sports weekend!
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