Tuesday, January 28, 2025

Geesh, KC is in the Super Bowl again!!

 Bryan in Tulsa


Lee and Lionel Weather

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The term blustery winds is used when describing high winds and below-32-degree weather! This is according to no-nonsense Alan Crone on the local morning Channel 6!  If it is Bus Stop blustery winds weather, you must have the little ones and elderly wrapped up in at least 5 layers of clothing!!  Not including thermal undies!! 

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Local B in T forecast:

80% chance of micro-burst showers on Thursday, 30% regularly showers on Friday!


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Bobblehead Sports:

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Very cute, Granddaughter, Wife, and Daughter in Rio, Brazil!! Missed them tons and nutin’ major was broken or caught fire!!  In Tulsa or Rio!!  B in T was given an (A-)for watching the house, pets and plants!!  I was given a (D-) for the kitty poop box!!β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️


B in T notes:


Jordan, my daughter, and her book club friends get their picture taken with CHET HOLGREN!!  True shat!

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Chet was absolutely thrilled!!

    

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Reading the following could make you nauseous:

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🏈 Two Texas A&M Fans Were Arrested in a December Game Against Texas For Criminal Trespassing, After Attempting To Sneak Into Kyle Field With Hard Hats, Reflective Vests, And Fake Construction Credentials Displaying The Names "Harry Azcrac" and "Duncan McCockner"!!

The problem was that a ticket taker with the Aggie staff let these phonies through the gate!!  Great fake names!!  Hehehe!!

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πŸ§™β€β™€οΈSHAT HAPPENS BRO!!

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πŸ€Let’s talk SEC Basketball:

Early CBS Sports Bracketology has 13 SEC Teams in the dance!  The outies are OU, S Carolina and Vanderbilt!!  Heck far, they might all get in!


πŸ€β€ΌοΈTwo weeks ago was the 1st time that OU (MBB) & OSU (MBB)both won on the same Saturday since March 4th, 2023 (2 seasons ago)‼️ Good news but shocking!!


B in T College BBall picks:

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Women:

Oklahoma 83 at LSU 81

LSU coach Kim Mulkey is the Cruella DeVille of the SEC!!  

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Well….she is about to face the OU coach Jennie Baranczyk who was possibly the nicest coach in the Big 12!!  Looks like good wins over evil!!  


Tulsa 71 Wichita State 57

The Wheatshockers are now called the Shockers with no wheat, which makes no sense!!  You can't have a mascot without wheat!!  Here is what u get:

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The Ugliest mascot of all time aka the Chucky Doll of mascots!!  Yuck!  

The Tulsa girls were 10-point favs at home mainly because of the Chucky mascot! 


Men:

Iowa State 81 Kansas State 51

Clones are in the top 5 in the nation and the Mildcats are not.  The last time the Clones were in the top 5 this long, Trump was president!! Hehe!

KState starts 2 transfers from the Pittsburg State Gorillas and 1 from the Emporia State Killer Mud Hornets!!  All 3 are considered junior college transfers and have 4 years of eligibility left!  They should gradgyate when they are 28!

Google it!  I swear, true story!

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Oklahoma State 72 Utah 65

The Utah Mormons basketball team can only play on any day except Sundays, Friday nights, Wednesday dinner time, and Tuesday taco days!  So the game was switched to Monday morning at 5 for breakfast at Gallagher Iba!!


Oklahoma 88 Vanderbilt 77

The Sooner star by the name of Elvis scored 17 points, 4 rebounds, 2 steals and 1 hunka, hunka, burnin luv!!

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Baylor 75 Kansas 72

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Some of the following verbiage could be offensive to youth and old farts.

The Baylor Bears, when playing on their home court can beat the Thunder, well maybe not!  But the Bears are lethal enough to beat the Jaycocks by 3 points!!  The KU big dude 7’3” Hunter Dickinson was covered by 5’6” Baylor point guard Muggsie Dilwiggy!!  Dilwiggy did a great job of covering the huge Dickinson’s midsection!!

Haha!  

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ORU 79 Kansas City 70

With Sam Alikilli playing Center and averaging 16 points and 7 boards he is really not being sought by any NBA teams and only a handful of European teams!!  However, at 6’8” and 245 lbs is currently being recruited by the Sooners at tight end!!  Why not, everyone else has!  Ha!

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Kentucky 68 Arkansas 67

Calamari returns to Kentucky where he coached 15 years with 1 national championship and 4 final fours!!  The packed Rupp Arena crowd all wore Armani suits (all rented from Ed Beshara’s of Tulsa via Italy) to honor the current Razorback coach!!  Star Kentucky guard Otega Owen banks in a 30-footer at the buzzer causing thousands of suits to storm the court!!

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Tulsa 81 at Tulane 76

Had to pick one road game!!  Tulsa stud Odom has 14 points, 10 dimes, 12 rebounds and 10 blocks for the first quad-double triple in the NCAAs this year!!


Have a great sports weekend!


Bryan in Tulsa


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Monday, January 20, 2025

The Super Bowl is coming and KC is not!


Bryan in Tulsa

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B in T Projects Next Dallas Cowboy coach:

2:1 Prime Time, HC Colorado 5:1Marcus Freeman, HC - Irish

10:1 Pete Carroll, free agent

20:1 Jon Gruden, free agent

30:1 Kliff Kingsbury OC Wash

50:1 Todd Monken OC Ravens

75:1 Antonio Graham HC Union

99:1Jason Witten,-Liberty(HS)

150:1 L. Montgomery HC Bixby

500 :1 Steve Sarkisian, HC - Longhorns

100,000:1 Barry Switzer-free agent-Louis’

1 billion:1 Lincoln Riley, HC - Trojans


Lee and Lionel Weather

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What's the Hub bub, bud?  

Whats the difference between a drone and a weather balloon sighting?  I have asked myself that very questions after listening to many George Noory and Art Bell Coast to Coast episodes over the years!!  A drone will carry strategic wartime weapons such as missiles, cannons, bazookas, and small tanks!!  While weather balloons carry weathermen things such as mini Doppler tracking, radar detectors, barometric atmospheric devices, and pretty red balloons like the ones in the horror flicks! As u can tell my recollection of these drone stories may be cloudy!!  Especially post-stroke memories!!  Hahaha!

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‼️‼️‼️DRONE ALERT‼️‼️‼️

This drone was over our house last month!!  No shat!!  Not a bad pic from my B in T camera!!

THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!!!


B in T Weekend Forecast:

No major snow this weekend but Lance has the Southern Hills

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β€˜Giant Jaws of Snow’ available for Mimi and Papi B in T’s driveway if needed!!  Hahaha!


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Bobblehead Sports:

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THE LAST B in T 2024 Christmas Picture!!  πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„

The best Christmas picture ever of the youngest Mr and Mrs B in T grandchild, Monty!

Here he is upset cuz he could not have more Christmas M&Ms!! Mean mommy!! In the background the other Mimi, Sherri, can't help but laugh!!  I believe she is having her second hot toddy! Priceless!!!


B in T notes:

🀣How many deviants can u name in this lineup!!  How many are currently in or have been close to a jail cell??  For those wondering, Bob Curran Tom Harting were my dates!

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🏈Top 10 Oklahoma High School Coaches, using wins per year (8 years minimum)β€”


1)12.31 : Troy Bullard (Shattuck) - 13 years

2) 12.30 : Brett Bogert (Heritage Hall) - 10

3) 11.82 : Dennis Casey (Morrison) - 11

4) 11.75 : Jerry Ricke (Lincoln Christian) - 8

5) 11.41 : Allan Trimble (Jenks) - 22

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6) 11.35 : Dale Condict 20 yrs (Wagoner)-*2025 Muskogee

7)11.35 : Jody Weber (Davis) - 17

8) 11.29 : Mike Lee (Clinton) - 24

9) 11.00 : Bruce Hendrickson (Okeene) - 12

10) 10.98 Bill Blankenship (Union) 22


πŸ€After huge win on the road at 13th ranked Mississippi State, coach Mark Pope, of the Wildcats did something I thought was dope!!

Yes at 65 I used the word dope, I can't help it if I am tired of the term β€˜RAD’!  Coach Pope took time out, after his media obligations to say thanks to some folks in wheelchairs who could not get down to congratulate him!!  Class act Kentucky fans!!  Keep him for a while!!  

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Ole B in T is currently using a wheelchair and just beginning to realize why disabled folks are considered second-class citizens, especially to the younger sec!  Remember don't piss off a large disabled person!

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B in T College BBall picks:


Women:


Tulsa 83 Memphis 64

Led by Gus-T scaring the 2,000 kids who participated in the Nutcracker plus 14 points from sophomore Guard Elise Hill and 14 from Mady Cartwright the Golden Hurricane ladies dominated the Tigers!!


Oklahoma 94 Georgia 66

The Sooners girls dominated the Bulldogs by at least 25 to 38 points in the second half and all the young ladies scored for the girls!!  πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€


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Iowa State 73 at Arizona State 66

Clone men were excited to win in the nice sunny weather of Tempe!!  Foreign national Clone stud from Yugoslavia, 7-footer Yan Slinkhorfer (see below) scored 15 with 13 rebounds and 6 fouls!!

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Kansas 78 Houston 73

Close game until Kansas 7 year, double major grad, Dejuan Harris Jr. III scored scored 7 straight points in the last 40 seconds of the game!

The Cougs had no answer!!


ORU 84 Omaha 73

ORU led by Guard Isaac McBride with 25 points and 2 assists!!  The Golden Sparrows have won 5 of their last 7 and are ranked 6th in their Summit Conference standings!!

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ORU Golden Sparrows


Oklahoma 88 at Arkansas 87

Great game as Razorback fans pelted the Big 12 referees with Nolan Richardson bobblehead dolls as they stormed off the court after a controversial call!! (see below)

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Texas Tech 77 Okla State 75

What happens in Lubbock, Texas, STAYS in Lubbock, Texas!!  The Tech cheerleaders and the Ok State cheerleaders were in a small skirmish at halftime over some missing makeup!!  The Lubbock Police broke up the pillow fight between the State pom pom squad and the Tech male cheer squad immediately!  Only warnings were issued and the 2nd half resumed on time!  True story!

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Tulsa 76 Wichita State 70

Home court advantage in front of 1,122 fans at Reynolds Center gave the Cane a 6-point advantage by the end!!


B in T NFL playoff picks:


NFC Championship:

Eagles 34 Commanders 31

The Commanders finally fluttered down to earth from the twenty-week high they had been on!!  The play of the year happened when Philli QB Jalen Hurts did the wedge play with 1:31 seconds left on their own 41-yard line!  It was fourth and 1 and the sneak play went for 59 yards and the winning touchdown!!  

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AFC Championship:

Buffalo 31 Kansas City 30

Bills QB Joshie Allen is better than QB Patty Mahomes, B in T said it, so it must be true!!  With a last-minute drive of 97 yards and four ruffing the QB penalties on KC’s Defensive lineman Jones the Bills won the AFC Championship!!  Taylor Swift cried, all of the Swifties cried, the Kelcie 21 family members were on suicide watch and the NFL logo is safe from more non manly things!! Thank God!!  Trump in and Swifties out!!


Have a great sports weekend!


Bryan in Tulsa


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