Summer Heat is Here!!

Not to be unpatriotic but I wish the 2024 Paris Olympics would last through the Presidential Election in November!!  Tired of the he said, she said games!  Maybe a mud wrestling bout between the candidates!!

Bryan in Tulsa!

23 Days Till College Football        MAYHEM

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Mimi and Papi love the kids and grandkids!!  This pic has Andre and Lance who work so many hours a week at Southern Hills, with their families and Andre’s brother celebrating the 4th of July 2024!  God has blessed Mimi and Papi with great family and great Rugrats!!

B in T Rants:

Love ❤️ 30 MILLION DOLLAR TO THE TULSA UNIVERSITY ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT from Anomynous ‼️‼️

+Plus 8 MORE million from the Tom and Betty Johnston Estate!!  

38,000,000 million dollars!!!!

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New bands (post-donation 38 million dollo yo!) for TU Tailgaiting at the Commons:

Tulsa vs Northeastern State -  At one time Bachman Turner Overdrawn -   NOW Bruce Springsteen‼️‼️

Tulsa vs Oklahoma State - was Reba McEntire, NOW Taylor Swift‼️‼️

Army vs Tulsa - Bye-bye Branson Ballknobbers    - hello Beyonce 

UTSA vs Tulsa

See ya later Grand Funk Railroad  - and hello Aerosmith Final Concert in America at TU Commons!!  Historic!!

*They have agreed to take pictures in front of the LCA Frat House!!

East Carolina vs Tulsa

The Lumineers will be replaced by Rihanna!

Florida Atlantic vs Tulsa

No more Elvis Presley impersonators, we fired him cause he smelled like Wild Turkey and dirty shorts!!  Garth Brooks has tentatively agreed to play for this epic game only if they ad 30,000 new temporary seats!!

College Football Hot Seats

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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥Billy Napier, Florida
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥Sam Pittman, Arkansas
🔥🔥🔥🔥Mario Cristobal, Miami
🔥🔥🔥🔥Dave Aranda, Baylor
🔥🔥🔥🔥Clark Lea, Vanderbilt
🔥🔥🔥Kalani Sitake, BYU
🔥🔥🔥Ryan Day, Ohio State
🔥🔥🔥Justin Wilcox, California
🔥🔥🔥Pat Narduzzi, Pittsburgh
🔥🔥Scott Satterfield, Cincinnati

🔥🔥Neal Brown, West Virginia
🔥🔥Shane Beamer, South Carolina
🔥🔥Tony Elliott, Virginia
🔥Mike Locksley, Maryland
🔥Dabo Swinney, Clemson
🔥Lincoln Riley, USC
🔥Brent Venables, Oklahoma
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥Deion Sanders, Colorado

What do you call 53 millionaires gathered to watch the Super Bowl?

The Dallas Cowboys!!

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Cardinals-

The Redbird fans are starting to come back to the games now that the Magic number to the wild card is 78!!  

Rod R, Dan T. and B in T!

Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa

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30 more days till Brownies!

Bryan in Tulsa!

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B in T / grandchild Elliott height projections:

               Elliott

 As a One-Year-Old

           Elliott 

 a Two-Year-Old  

                    Elliott 

ACCORDING TO ST FRANCIS PEDIATRIC DOCTORS:

As a 12-year-old middle school center!

Basketball recruiting

letters will be flowing!

B in T Rants:

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Make America Great Again, vote for Tom Brady as Prez!

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B in T Big 12 Preseason Rankings:

1 Oklahoma State -  this prediction does not count if my Ollie star is suspended for more than 1 game!

2 Kansas State - 

Stud middle linebacker AND personal friend Desmond Purnell (his brother LA was our trainer at the Center!) has guaranteed me tickets in the Purple Tiger Section for the OSU game!  Thanks LA!

3 Utah - welcome to REAL football!

4 Iowa State - Clone Jayden Higgins, another 6’5” TE-WR- Albotros, is preseason first-team all-Big 12 in all three positions!!

5 Kansas - no longer just s basketball school, QB Jaylon Daniels is a dangerous weapon in his 6th year at KU!

6 Arizona - why is Arizona in the same conference as West Virginia or Iowa State!??? Effed up bro!

7 UCF -  weak middle-tier team but lots of experience!  

8 TCU - Horned Frogs may win the Big 16 Championship or they may come in last place!

9 Texas Tech - I remember when Tech was good!  I think it was approximately 3 strokes ago!!  HA!

10 Colorado - Another year of 5-7 will give Neon Deon his exit into movie makin’!!

Team Road Gear by Spanks!

11 BYU - The Cougars must play on Saturdays AND Sundays!!🙏🙏

12 West Virginia - The Mountaineer D is amazing, but the O is scary bad!  

13 Baylor - Baylors coach, Dave Aranda, once had a debate with a sloth…..and lost!

Almost smiles at Big 12 Conference!!

14 Houston - Coach Holgerson should last till Halloween then get fired and be a analyst for Ok State and Coach Gundy!!  True shat Bro!

15 Az State - awful

16 Cinncinati - Fickle left and they went to a big boy conference with big boy panties required!!

Are You Ready for some Oklahoma State football?!?

Lamine Yamal became the youngest player ever to score at the European Championship when the 16-year-old netted a stunning goal for Spain to become the youngest ever to score a goal in European competition against France on Tuesday!! 

Yamal will turn 17 on Saturday, a day before the final in Berlin against either England or the Netherlands!!

“I only ask to win, win and win,” said Yamal, who was voted player of the match. “I will celebrate my birthday in Germany with my team.”

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Cardinals-

The Cards need to win more than two in a row to make the frickin playoffs!!  Put that in your matrix MARMOL!!

Royals - 

my good brother Jay who is a lifelong Royals fan has come out of hiding to get in my Cardinal face daily!!  Where have ya been since the Civil War when KC last mattered??  Ok a slight exaggeration but my point was made!!  Oh well I 55, or I 75 or I 85, 2024 World Series here we come!?!?!

Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa

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🙏s for political balance

 37 days till COLLEGE FOOTBALL!!

Bryan in Tulsa!

Four of the Center Boccia Twisters have qualified for Nationals in Council Bluff, Iowa!!  August 6th - 11th.  Six beautiful days and five nights with folks that I will travel off into destiny to be the first from Oklahoma to hit the all-you-can-eat Shoney’s in Council Bluff!!

Congrats to-

Steven - The Ramp Machine- once gave teammate B in T the number 1 sign while making a perfect shot to win a medal!!  True shat!

Melissa - she will nicey, wicey you to a loss!  She is sssnnnnneeeeky good!!  Watch her…….closely👀

Lee Lee the Wheelchair Dancing Machine:  Lee once threw a bocce shot while doing the Tango in his wheelchair!!  I have pics, for sale!  He is the Only dude who can dabb boccia balls!!  He a stud dancing muffin according to wife Victoria!!

Bryan the Center’s Ralph Malph:  he talks a lot of Center smack but usually does not back it up!!   

Thanks to Margie, (unbeknownst to many - a former prison superintendent) for handlin' this crew of misfits to Council Bluffs and back!!  She is Amazing!!

Thanks to the team ramp coordinator ‘Sven from Norway’!!   He once loaded 14 Boccia Ramps at the SAME TIME!!  Rumors say he is next in line to head up the USA 2028 Paralympic Ramp Team!

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Our 2 dogs and one cat are all cuddly wuddly with Mimi B and T, while poor papi B in T sits alone with his multi-channel remote!  Sad, so😭 sad!!

B in T Rants:

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Way too early Top 25 College Basketball:

1. Kansas

2. Baylor

3. Alabama

4. UConn

5. Houston

6. Gonzaga

7. Iowa St

8. Duke

9. North Carolina

10. Arizona

11. Auburn

12. Creighton

13. Tennessee

14. Indiana

15. Arkansas

16. Kentucky

17. Purdue

18. Florida

19. Texas A&M

20. Cincinnati

21. Xavier

22. Marquette

23. UCLA

24. Kansas St

25. Tulsa

Ready for some local  football!?!?!

Sorry, to my TU, OU, and Arkansas football friends but Ollie is B in T’s favorite player for PS5 2025!!

DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE BRO!

You're still number 1, just adjust your jets!!

My Tulsa University Golden Hurricane football team plays the 5TH easiest schedule for all Division I Teams in 2024!

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The first head coaches Texas hired after getting upset at Oklahoma winning all the frickin’ time were these gents:  (They then wet their pants by getting rid of Mack Brown immediately)

Hired

Charlie Strong

Big 12 record: 9-9

Conf. Titles: 0

Conf. Title Appearances: 0

Career Bowl Wins: 0

Tom Herman

Big 12 record: 12-6‼️

Conf. Titles: 0

Conf. Title Appearances: 1‼️

Career Bowl Wins: 2 ‼️

The Sark

Big 12 record: 9-9

Conf. Titles: 0

Conf. Title Appearances: 0

Career Bowl Wins: 0

Looks like you should have stuck with Mac The Knife!! I have always loved Mac Brown vs OU!!  Hehehehehe

Way too early 2025 Omaha 8

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Texas A&M

LSU

Arkansas

Georgia

Clemson

North Carolina

Oregon

Arizona

Close: 

UC Irvine, Oklahoma State, Indiana, Oklahoma, Mississippi State, Tennessee

Breakout teams to watch: Kansas, Penn State

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Cardinals- the Redbirds bullpen era is a NEGATIVE number for the first time in the history of baseball!!  Reliever Ryan Helsley has allowed 3 ghost runners to score along wit no other runs, thus a negative ERA!!!  Google it!!

Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa

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Bob’s Bail Bonds and Car Wash (Chicago, IL) Big Brother Bill’s Psychic Palm Reading and Bed & Breakfast (Tulsa, OK) MR Bait, Fishing Tackle and Homemade Fudge Shop (Boulder, CO) Weh’s Wiener Wagon and Dry Cleaners, Lawrence, Kansas T-Brew’s Cockroach Farm and Pizza Palace, Tulsa, OK Dr. Richard Stephens DDS Roy Thomason Retired Sigma Chi TU