Bryan in Tulsa!
Gusty and Don Woods- the best ever!! Gather around the Zenith TV/Panasonic Radio Combo and get the Tonadic conditions from Don!! Today's Thursday Forecast Tulsa:
I would like to make a weatherperson trade with Tulsa’s own weatherman Alan no-nonsense Crone to OKC for weather-hotty Lacey Swope!!!! Her family lives in TULSA!! I hear she is a TU football fan!! Why does OKC get all the fun shat!! Dang!! For example an NBA team, pro football team (OU), and worst of all they have all the HOMELANDS in OKC!!
Bye Allan Crone Channel 6 KOTV - hello Hotty Weatherchick Channel 9 Lacey Swope!!! Only fair!!
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Bobblehead Sports:
Invasion of the Papi Snatchers!
Having 3 wild granddaughters invade the man cave for 7 days and 6 nights was so exhilarating!!🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
B in T Rants:
KANSAS BASKETBALL SETS NIL RECORD!!
The Kansas Jahawk$ basketball team has set a record for a total dollar amount of 4.65 million for a l-year fund!! For a current roster of 12 players, 12 assistant coaches and 16 student managers, this might be a good deal!! And to think a friend and I had drinks with Coach Self at S&Js Oyster Bar at Brookside in Tulsa 25 years ago!! Now he is headed to the College Basketball Hall of Fame and coaches college players who have 7 figures in their checking accounts!!
Spooky News for the Longhorns:
For my 4 or 5 Longhorn fans, Horn Productions is announcing that they will wear a special Halloween “blackout” uniform for their game against Georgia on 10/19!!
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2024 SEC Easiest Schedules:
1 Missouri- Their schedule has 2 teams with 10 wins last year, Oklahoma, and Alabama! That’s it!! They play NAIA Friends University, on October 31! Happy Halloween 🎃!
2 Tennessee- their toughest game is at Oklahoma!! That alone explains ranking of second easiest!!
3 Texas- adding Bixby actually strengthened their schedule!
4 Ole Miss- Ole Miss is the teacher's pet of the SEC!
Lane ‘Twitter King’ Kiffin gets to sit at the adult table for SEC media week!!
5 Auburn- has non-con games with Rice, James Madison, and Temple! Nuff said!
6 LSU- somehow the Tigers have 7 home games this year!
7 Texas A&M- with a new coach, all the games will be difficult!
8 Kentucky- non-con schedule is tuff!
9 Arkansas- Coach Pittman loves any schedule, after last year's debacle!
10 South Carolina- the hard schedule will not help Shawn Beamer's paranoia!
11 Georgia- doesn't matter
12 Mississippi State- tuff gig for new coach!
13 Alabama- A very tough post-Saban schedule!
14 Oklahoma- could make 7-5 very possible! Yuck!
15 Vanderbilt- see Georgia above
16 Florida- late edition of the Dallas Cowboys to the schedule made it a little easier, but with Michigan and Memphis too, very tuff!!
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Tulsa Hale stud turns the basketball program around!
Kabron Lewis from my alma mater led the 1-24, 2022 Rangers to a 13-9 record last year!!
Go North Young Man!
On September 30, 2024, the Duncanville powerhouse football team from Texas will travel to the furthest Northern point in America!!
They will play the Barrow Whalers 30 feet from the Gulf of Alaska, no shat!!
*Rumors abound in Owasso that in 2025 the Ram football team will travel to Antarctica for a game!!
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
B in T’s Film Critic’s Corner
Resident Evil - Apocalypse
Taking an already powerful super mutant bioweapon and giving it a machine gun and a rocket launcher, that it knows how to use makes it all the more dangerous!!! Then mixing in part with her ex-husband, the monster becomes the scariest creature in the history of B in T's dreams/nightmares!!
🎥🎥🎥 3 cameras out of 5
Boring plot and the ugly monster does not get the female star!! 🎥3 rating only because of the all-time greatest monster ever!!
B in T MLB
Cardinals- 10-14
Plank walking time for the Cards?????
LONG STURDY PLANK WITH GOLDFISH BELOW! SAFE
1. Gray
2. Helsley
3. Romero
4. Kittredge
5. Contreras
6. Winn
7. Hererra
8. Lynn
9. Matz
MEDIUM PLANK WITH ALLIGATOR GAR BELOW!
1. Nootbaar
2. Arenado
3. Donovan
4. Gallegos
5. Liberatore
2-FOOT PLANK WITH GREAT WHITE SHARKS BELOW!
1. Goldy
2. Scott
3. Gorman
4. Walker
5. Gibson
6. Mikolas
7. Pallante
8. Crawford
ALL CARDINAL CORPORATE SUITS:
NO PLANK AND A GIANT MEG BELOW!
Cubs- 13-12
Bellinger is demanding a trade to the Athletics and the Cubs refuse!! The Cubs love Belanger and have offered him an acting summer job in Hollywood with the USC football coaches!! He accepted and will stay with the Cubs!
Rangers-17-10
Texas Rangers win back-to-back World Series and the Texans win the Super Bowl!! Ok good mornin' I'm awake coffee, back to the real world, but u never know!!
Astros- 8-17
The Stros are on the verge of .500 by late July!!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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