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MLB All-Star break Update:
-Cardinals are only a half-game from first, while sucking! 2nd
-Cubs are 11 games out at the break, the bad, 1st round pick Cade Horton from OU, the good, Harry Carry rolling over in his grave, the ugly!
-Royals have a great farm system! Team suckage is very high!! 5th place out of 4!
-Astros - 25 games over .500, the only cheating they have done is remove the toilet paper from the visitor's handicap stall! Very disturbing but only a misdemeanor in the city of Houston!! True Shat! Astros are assholes! Literally! 1st
-Rangers - 3rd, dropping 5 under at the All-star break makes our # 1 fan, Uncle Thurston, happy thus we all can be happy!
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Fathers Day Gift with Stipulations:
For Fathers Day 2022 B in T received a dream gift from his family of superstars!! Starting in the mid-1960s the only NFL team on TV in Tulsa was the Dallas Cowboys!! So through thick and thin (about 25 years of thin), I have always been a Dallas Cowboy fan! Guess what.......my Father's Day gift was an inflatable and well-lit Dallas Cowboy Helmet yard decoration!! With the following Mrs. B in T stipulations:
- The Helmet may only be on from 12:01 AM on Cowboy game day to 11:59 on game night!
- The helmet may only be up 1 Dallas exhibition game!!
- You may not have a Halloween, Thanksgiving or Christmas blowup AT the same time as a Dallas Cowboy blowup!! No multiple balloons in the yard per Mrs. B in T!!
- Must have insurance on the Dallas Cowboy blow-up in case of theft and/or fire!! Lots of Cowboy haters out there!!
- No Dallas Cowboy yard flags!
- No Political yard signs while displaying Cowboy blowups!!
- Grandkids may not punch, bite, or defile Cowboy blowups!
Note: she also stated firmly that this is not considered a Halloween decoration, this is currently still under negotiation!!
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Bryan in Tulsa 2022 Heisman Projection:
- C.J. Stroud, QB Ohio State - ended the season great in 2021!
- Bryce Young, QB Alabama - Bryce is a close second to pulling an Archie Griffin, but C.J. is the new media love!
- Caleb Williams QB, USC - a great talent that will be wasted in So Cal, could have won Heisman at OU!
- Will Anderson Jr., LB Alabama, Many say he should be 1st defensive player to win the Heisman in 2 decades, he is a tackling machine!
- Dillon Gabriel QB, Oklahoma, transfer from Central Florida, lefty reminds some of OU Heisman winner and Tennessee coach Josh Heupel, Gabriel and new coach Lebby would share Heisman!!
- Will Rogers QB, Mississippi State Started since a true freshman in 2020, love the name, and never met a man he didn't like plus has a cannon for an arm!
- Bijan Robinson RB, Texas Needs to hover around 2000 yards, to matter in the Heisman running! Longhorns don't have the O-line to get Bijan 2 grand!!
- Spencer Rattler QB, South Carolina - 2021 with OU he was the Heisman frontrunner, long shot with the Gamecocks!
- Spencer Sanders QB, Oklahoma State - steady Eddy QB and has been successful enough to keep the quirky Cowboy fans happy!!
- KJ Jefferson QB, Arkansas - KJ can Heisman stiff-arm a Rhino, AND call the Hogs with another arm!
Others receiving Votes:
Justin Wright LB, Tulsa
Jackson Pressly QB, Jenks Freshman
Top 5 Hidden Gems of Summer Festivals in the USA!
- Testicle Festival — Olean, MO
The small town of Olean, Missouri is more than proud of its annual Testicle Festival which draws thousands to the area to participate. While deep fried Rocky Mountain Oysters and deep fried turkey testicles are the main attraction, the festival also includes live local music, competitions and family-friendly events and games. But don’t worry, there’s a variety of different food vendors for those who aren’t interested in tasting the main attraction!!
- Rubber Ducky Festival — Bellaire, MI
This August 15-16 the town of Bellaire will host its 12 Days of Summer Celebration, culminating in the annual Rubber Ducky Festival!!Festival-goers purchase a number that corresponds with a rubber ducky and then thousands of ducks are dumped into the river that runs through town!! Onlookers cheer as their rubber ducky races a quarter mile to the finish line and the first 27 ducks to finish the race are rewarded with a cash prize!! A Rubber Ducky Parade precedes all the action alongside live music, sidewalk sales, inflatables for the kids, face painting and more!!
- National Baby Food Festival — Fremont, MI
Top Festival for the B in T family, anything with baby food samples is perfect!! Did you know Fremont, Michigan is the Baby Food Capital of the World? Well now you do. And Fremont’s National Baby Food Festival is much loved by all who attend the annual event!! The home to Gerber Products Company, Fremont hosts this festival for the public to enjoy with a plethora of baby-oriented events and competitions like a baby crawl, a baby food cook-off, an adult baby food eating contest, and a baby photo contest!!
- The World of Faeries Festival — South Elgin, IL
From faerie dance lessons and tea parties in the Wildflower Garden, to gypsy belly dancing, bubble shows and mystical merchants; anyone can be a fairy for a day at The World of Faeries Festival!! This whimsical two-day event in South Elgin, Illinois has been a tradition for 11 years now and this year’s event is scheduled for August 1-2! The festival is meant for visitors of all ages and as one would assume, costumes are highly encouraged!!
- Wisconsin State Cow Chip Throw and Festival — Prairie du Sac, WI
What could possibly be weirder than a festival full of people throwing poop Frisbees? I really don’t know, but Wisconsinites love it!! The Wisconsin State Cow Chip Throw and Festival is held every Fall in Prairie du Sac and celebrates the long-standing tradition of tossed cow chips, which were originally used by early settlers for fuel! The Cow Chip Throw is one of the community’s most anticipated events of the year alongside the Tournament of Chips Parade featuring Cowabunga, the 13-foot-tall Trojan cow on wheels. It’s pulled down the street with all the other floats and is the star of the show!!
B in T Tidbits:
- Oklahoma 165lb Shortstop Superstar is a young Keanu Reeves lookalike!! Yes? No?
- B in T Big 12 Title Odds:
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Oklahoma 150 to 100
Oklahoma State 250 to 100
Texas 350 to 100
West Virginia 800 to 100
Baylor 1000 to 100
Iowa State 1300 to 100
TCU 1400 to 100
Kansas State 2000 to 100
Texas Tech 2800 to 100
Kansas 1500000 to 100
- Cascia Hall SS Cooper Lai, has received an offer from Oklahoma State! At 6’1” 200lbs Cooper can lai the wood on ya!!
- Tulsa University football QB Davis Brinn signed a lucrative contract with local Richard Alexander of Hasty-Bake, who is the God of the charcoal cookers!! Davis has agreed to deliver each Hasty-Bake sold in the Tulsa area personally with an autographed TU football!! Davis will receive a deluxe Hasty-Bake cooker, trailer, and lifetime supply of charcoal valued at $19,445!
- Winston, a French Bulldog from Bixby, won the non-sporting group at the 146th Annual Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show in New York on Tuesday!! This might be the coolest-looking dog 🐕 ever!! Very muscular with strong chest and buttocks muscles!! I have a huge dog crush on Winston!! As you can tell by his muscle tone he works out daily with the Bixby Spartan football team!!
Have a great sports week!!
B in T
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