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TU Wins at the Buzzer and Ana is Face Planted on the Court!!
TU’s basketball season could be the worst in a very long time but the last game was priceless!! My Son in Law and Granddaughter Ana had courtside seats to watch the last game for TU Seniors!! Tulsa trailed the whole game until a spark of light to a dull, dark season was shot by senior Jeremiah Horne!! As the clock went to 0.00 and TU trailed 72-70 the senior lifted a 3/4 court shot that swished the net as time light behind the goal flashed!! My son-in-law jumped to his feet in excitement and threw Ana, his daughter and more importantly B in T’s granddaughter, who was sitting in his lap to the Reynolds Center court, face first!! Fortunately, Ana was only slightly injured and did not have to go into concussion protocol!! She made her scheduled soccer game!!
Note: Look closely to the right side of the picture below and you will see Andre and his bare tummy jumping up and Ana’s feet flailing onto the court!! Please note the lady watching in horror as Ana flies through the air with the greatest of ease!!
True story!!
B in T Notes:
Coach from Muleshoe, Texas to Hollywood:
Cement Pond
USC Head Coach Lincoln Riley dropped $17 million on his new oceanfront estate in Los Angeles next door to Jed Clampett’s old home!! Here are some of the items at the luxurious home and a few that have not been released to the press yet, but I have my SOURCES:
--- Mote with baby alligators
➖ 13,000 sq ft, 7 BR, 12 BA
➖ 5-car garage
➖ Elevator
➖ 7 fireplaces
➖ Movie theater
➖ Tennis court
➖ Putting green
➖ Sauna, steam room
➖ 600-bottle wine room
➖ Guestmansion
--- 15 Acre Weed Farm
--- Tanning salon with mood light
--- Masseuse Room with boy toy masseuse dude for Mrs. Muleshoe
and.....
Mr. Muleshoe did not even thank Bob Stoops!!
WHAT IF!
What to Do Instead of Major League Baseball this Summer:
(JUST IN CASE THEY THREATEN TO TAKE OUR SEASON AGAIN,
THE ROTTEN BASTARDS)
- Become Junior Ghost Hunters!
- Reacquaint yourself with wifeypoo!
- Reacquaint yourself with your dog!!
- Visit Oneok Field, home of the AA Tulsa Drillers!
- Learn quilting
- Yoga
- Benge watch ‘Supernatural’ TV Series!
- Watch more movies at the Theatre and Admiral Twin Drive-In!
- Spend more time with the Grandkids! Impossible!
- Make more brownies! Also, impossible!
- Watch the birds mating in our backyard!
- Exercise more!!
- Become a hermit or monk!!
EA COLLEGE FOOTBALL 2023?!
After shutting down the EA College Football in 2013, now there is hope that the new naming and imaging agreement will allow the game to resurface in July of 2023! BAccording to my souces, EA Sports has partnered with collegiate licensing company CLC to make sure the company has the ability to bring FBS schools, traditions, uniforms, and playbooks to EA College Football. This means the game could have over 100 teams in the game though it may not have all of them!!
Out of the 130 teams in FBS, 118 are part of CLC. Here are the 12 teams that currently aren’t part of the CLC:
- Air Force
- Arizona State
- Army
- Clemson
- Georgia State
- Kentucky
- Navy
- New Mexico
- Notre Dame
- Pittsburgh
- Troy
- USC
They can opt into the program if they decide. I am sure our ex -Sooner from Muleshoe, Texas will have his Trojans in the 2023 edition!
B in T Tidbits:
- Why Do I Spend So Much Time at the Nutty Center?
D’Andre
- Seeing this Chiefs fan smiling every day lets me know that the world is gonna be fine! Keep smiling D! Come back soon!!
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
- Metro Christian Senior QB Kirk Francis is lighting up the 7 on 7 games!! Memphis and Iowa State are sniffing him!! Come on Cane!
- Jake From State Farm is a Real Dude!!🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀
- Will baseball ever start? Funny!!
- B in T Loves BTS
- Machine Gun Kelly revealed that he wants South Korean boy band BTS to perform at his wedding to Megan Fox!
MLB News:
Cardinals - The season starts with the legend Pujols batting leadoff!?!? New manager Marmol has his analytics backward!?
Cubs - does Wrigley Spirement Gum still own the Cubs?
Rangers - new faces all over!!
Royals - Rookie of the year Bobby Witt Jr.
Corn Dodgers - the only superstar they have not signed is Jesus Christ! These guys are loaded!!
Astros -
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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