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Bryan in Tulsa

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Family Bobbleheads:

Bocce Ball is Back at the Center for Physically Limited:

My Center family has been fighting a pandemic for almost 2 years and we will continue to fight this dirty dog until the cows come home!!  Our beloved Bocce coach George has fought some serious illness lately and our prayers are with him and his sister Jeannie!! They are the Bocce ball legends at our Center and have forgotten more than I will ever know about Bocce ball!!  They have kept B in T in tournaments despite his loud, obnoxious and cocky mouth!  Bocce Ball at the Center has been a constant for the folks here and the possibility of us going to Kansas City for a Regionally sanctioned USA Tournament on April 30 has the Bocce folks giddy!!  It has been almost 2 years since we have traveled to a tournament to show off our stuff!  The following sharpshooting Center Bocce superstars will be on the bus:

Jeannie “Froggy”

Curtis “song master”

Russell “Big Daddy”

Sherri “BKT Killer” (Bocce Kiiller Totally)

Tempest “Barbie girl”

Spencer “handsome dude”

Bryan “stink bomb”

Sean “triathlete superstar”

Pam V “the chatty patty”

Center hit women- Kelly “Bryan hush”

Center mafia boss Margie- “boss lady”

Lee and Victoria Jennings - “Love Birds”

Early projections for my bocce performance in my first USA bocce tournament is 2nd.......from last!!  Getting back to the norm is so important for those with disabilities and the Center should be commended for keeping our doors mostly open through this pandemic crap!!  I will keep you posted on our trials and tribulations in preparation for our journey in the Bocce world in Kansas City!!  Please keep coach George in your prayers!

B in T from the Center Nut  House!

B in T notes:

B in T Way too Early Top 25:

1. Alabama - Bryce Young at QB and Grumpy Saban coach are back so why not!
2. Ohio State - C J Stroud at QB should get the Buckeyes ahead of Georgia!
3. Georgia - QB Stetson Bennett will be back in Bulldog land in 2022 thus they have dropped to a projected 3rd!
4. Texas A&M - 2022 number 1 rated recruiting class with an average of 4.3 stars in a class of 22!
5. Note Dame - always a bridesmaid and never a bride!
6. Utah - they play football in Utah!?!?
7. Michigan - Harbaugh with the Lions, Bob Stoops to Michigan, why not?
8. Clemson - Dabo retires to a farm in Clemson......in 2030!
9. Oklahoma - Venables D is incredible but the O is slow to take!
10. Oklahoma State - ex Vanderbilt HC is the real deal for Pokes defense!
11. Oregon - the Ducks are somewhat mighty!
12. Wake Forest - great reclamation project.    
13. Baylor  - someone give coach Aranado a pro deal!  Get him out of the Big 12, he too damn good!!
14. Arkansas - coach Pittman is running for Governor of Arkansas!!
15. Houston - need the Cougars to win so coach Holgersen can get a new piece.......hairpiece!
16. Michigan State - Big 10 is well represented in this poll!
17. Kentucky - Coach Mark Stoops is trying to get brother Bob to be his D-Coordinator! 
18. Iowa - the Hawkeyes are offering Bob a job too!
19. Wisconsin - brother Bob would be the Badger HC if Caleb William would have transferred to the beautiful weather of Madison!  Bob loved Caleb!
20. Cincinnati - TU is not their bitch this year!
21. Pittsburg - unfamiliar territory for the Panthers two years in a row!
22. Coastal Carolina - love their turquoise uniforms!
23. Bixby - B in T always has a surprise high school team!
24. Texas - my second surprise high school team!  Ha!
25. Iowa State - just seeing if Kevin reads this Shat!

Also Received votes:

Ole Miss, Tulsa, Pittsburg, LSU, Jenks, Florida, Jacksonville Jaguars, Kansas State

No More Fad Diets After Retirement!

2022 New Faces at TU Football!

      ***Anthony Watkins***

Get used to seeing some new faces in the end zone for the following programs. These teams have the smallest amount of Transfer and Returning Production on offense coming into the 2022 season.

Tulsa  19%

Western Michigan  21%

Washington State  21%

Iowa State  26%

Kent State  26%

B in T Sports Transactions:

USC gets:

HC prima donna Lincoln Riley 

QB ‘Karen’ Caleb Williams

Oklahoma gets:

OC Jeff Lebby GOAT offensive coordinator!

Ole Miss gets:

QB Jaxson Dart, who?

TE Michael Trigg, never heard of them!

San Antonio Spurs Coach Popovich with LBJ Hat!!??

Jimbo Fisher is Paying Recruits through NIL?!?  

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Texas A&M coach Jimbo Fisher had scathing words for critics who claimed the Aggies landed the top recruiting class in history by paying players under the table or using NIL money to entice players to campus.  Coach Fisher called the Oklahoma fan site a bunch of ‘poopheads’ for accusing A&M of putting together a 500 million dollar trust fund for football players!  The Aggies have been accused of breaking luxury tax laws by some prominent coaches!!  Coach Fisher was upset when TMZ discover pictures of the 2022 recruiting class of 22 all wearing custom-fit Armani suits to their first team meeting!!  Evidently, they just hit the motherload of suit NIL deals!

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2021 Buyouts for Fired Coaches:

Bryan Harsin Auburn $18.3M (inevitable) one and done!  

Ed Orgeron $17M LSU - National Champion to unemployed in the Bahamas in 2 years!

Dan Mullen $12M Florida - he road that horse for a long time!

Gary Patterson $12M TCU - rumored to be the next DC for the Dallas Cowboys!

Clay Helton $10M - USC - replaced by Benedict Arnold Lincoln!

Jimmy Lake $9.9M Washington - 

Justin Fuente $8.7M - Virginia Tech via Tulsa Union - new Hawaii coach possible, great gig

Matt Wells $7.4M - ex TU stud coach 

Rod Carey $4M - Temple - small change for the Owls!

Manny Diaz $4M - Miami - good coach with a clean record even though he is the new DC at Penn State!

Steve Addazio $3M - Colorado State - now the Offensive line coach at Texas A&M with a huge pay increase!!  No Shat!

Skip Holtz $3M - son of Lou, fired at Louisana Tech and now coach of the USFL’s Birmingham Stallions

Walt Bell $940K - UMass - he was only with the Minutemen for a minute!!

Chad Lundsford $800K - Georgia Southern - fired in September after going 1-3!!

Chip Lindsey $700K - Troy - he is now OC at UCF replacing James Killian former QB at TU!

Tom Arth $640K - Akron - 

Randy Edsall $400K - UConn - he kinda retired after his second stent!

Total $112.7M!!!!

US National Debt 1958 - 114.8M!!

In Pandemic times many Universities could use these funds to keep their academic staff brethren and sisterhood afloat!!

College Basketball Picks:

ORU 78 S Dakota State 75

The Jackrabbits hip hopped to a 16 point lead at halftime when guards Max Abmas and Isaac McBride came to life for 38 second-half points!!

Oklahoma 73 Oklahoma State 68

According to my stat analysis department, the Sooners have a 32.768% chance of making the big dance!!

Kentucky 83 at Arkansas 80

Wildcat coach Calipari was extremely perplexed about getting a technical foul for excessive use if hair spray!!

Iowa State 76 at Kansas State 75

The Clones have a solid chance at the 11th seed in a Banger, Maine airplane hanger recently changed to a 2500 seat basketball auditorium!

East Carolina 72 Tulsa 66

East Carolina is a solid 11th place in the AAC rankings and Tulsa will watch the conference championship for the two screens at The Buccaneer Bar!

Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa

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Family Bobbleheads:

Two-Year-Old Birthday Parties = A Good Time for Papi to Nap!

Two weeks ago my gorgeous wife, AKA Mrs. B in T, decided to host Charlotte's 2nd Birthday party!  So, if you want to get shat done in the home just have a two-year-old party at your home!  Such items as a new corner piece in the living room, a beautiful new piece of art from London, two new throw rugs, and Papa and his dog Henry both received pedicures and hair trims before the party!!  

While Charlotte’s birthday party was exciting and very busy, I became dizzy and went straight to nighty-night time!!  As I slept I dreamed of a quiet place with Katy Perry dancing to California Girls!!  When I awoke I realized that the 8 adults and 13 children had left!!  Dang!!  Oh well, let's have another football party 🍕 so we can purchase a 65” Vizio in the B in T MAN CAVE!!!

B in T notes:

Vikings Use Skelly Stadium Tartan Turf to Practice!?

The actual photo was taken by an extremely young Bill Haistens!

In 1973 and ‘74 the Minnesota Vikings used Tulsa’s Skelly Stadium to practice before their playoff games against the Dallas Cowboys!!  Viking QB Fran ‘the scram’ Tarkenton was seen at the  ‘The Buccaneer’ belting down some a couple of QT Light beers after practice with legendary coach Bud Grant!!  Tulsa World reporter Bill Haisten, who happened to be at the Buc bar, asked Fran if he minded playing on artificial turf, “ no ” snapped Tarkenton. “We'd be ready even if the game was played on asphalt. To me their artificial turf (at Texas Stadium)is like the energy crisis. It's here.  It's with us. It's something we'll have to contend with.”

Which of these dudes was asked for “More Cowbell!” and which one asks for “more basketballs to the post, damn it!” 

B in T Local Post Season Basketball Projections:

Oklahoma State - none - the Cowboys were banished from postseason play in 2022 due to infractions levied in World War II.  

NCAA is a joke!

Oklahoma - NIT 3rd seed against South Dakota played at Vermillion, S Dakota!!  OU fans are booking flights now!!

Arkansas - NCAA 10 seed - in Chatanooga!   vs  West Virginia

Tulsa - a couch with Lays chips

ORU - the Golden Eagles win the postseason Tourney, NCAA 14th seed!  Playing in Sheboygan, Wisconsin!  Vs Illinois

Illinois - NCAA 3rd seed in St. Louis vs ORU

Murray State - NCAA 6th seed in Juneau, Alaska vs Alabama

2 Star Recruits?  WTH!

Tyler Smith, Next First Rounder for Tulsa?

At 6’4”, 325 lbs Mr. Smith is the perfect right tackle size for the NFL!  Tyler has great pop in his hands when he demolishes the defender, especially in the run game as he explodes into the chest of the next pancake victim!!  His draft stock should rise to the first round when the validity of a picture of Mr. Smith lifting a 1970 VW bus over his head is confirmed!  True shat man!!

Up and Comer from Oral Roberts University:  

Moses Ehambe

Moses was a 2008 graduate of ORU, scoring 13 PPG and 7 RPG as a player!  After a few years in the NBA D League, he worked at ORU as an assistant, then with Indiana Pacers, and now Moses Ehambe, has joined the Minnesota Timberwolves as the director of player programs!  He recently was interviewed by Dan Hawk on the 1170 Sports Blitz and has amazing insight to the NBA and a future NBA team president!!  Great young man!!

Why Gabriel Brownlow-Dindy flip his commitment to Texas A&M from Oklahoma?

A.  Perhaps he was upset after all of the staff changes on the defensive side of the OU ball?

B.  New Cadilac Escalade in his driveway!

C.  Mom and Dad Brown-nose-Dindy received furnished home in College Station!

D.  NIL deal worth 4.7 million with College Station car dealership called Giggem Lexus!

E.  Who gives a shat

F.  All the above

Answer:  E

Brownlow-Dindy was hailed as a program-changing recruit defensively for the Sooners!  Oh well!!

B in T Top 10 Worst Fans:

1. LSU - Vulgar mouths and do not wear deodorant game week!
2. Alabama - watched them 2 times at College Station and my wife tried to wash their mouths out with soap!!  A whole section!
3. Florida State - when the firey spear is implanted in the turf the entire crowd goes berserk and attacks the visiting crowd!
4. Note Dame - Their fans are arrogant and think they are holier than thou!!  If visiting Notre Dame make sure you play your pep band music real loud while the ND alums try to sing their anthem after losing 28-27!!  

1. Texas A&M - several of the up and coming DINC (dual income no children) Aggie fans are just naturally arrogant and know it!!  Our A&M family are perfectly sweet as pumpkin pie to us!!
2. Arkansas - in ‘71 while at my first TU - Arkansas game in Fayetnam, Arkansas I ran across some familiar rude and ballistic fans especially when TU rallied for a 21-20 victory!!  

    7.  SMU - A couple of years ago  

         a group of 60 + year old farts 

         traveled to Preppie land in  

         Dallas to watch heartbreakin

         loss to the Ponies!!  On the 

         long walk to our car after the

         game a young fart gave us        

         the bird and jacked my   brother Coop’s walking cane!! They may look friendly, preppy but they are awful fans!!  Trust me!

1.  The Ohio State University - 

        They yell way too loud and   

        drink way much!!  

         And win way too much

1. Tennessee - the fans litter their own field and are mean to Lane Kiffin!
2. Tulsa - the post-game melee 

         after the 2020 Armed Forces 

         Bowl, some new sources tell

         B in T that some 60+year old 

         TU farts instigated the brawl 

         by throwing hot dogs at the  

         Mississippi State players!! 

         Let the fights begin!!

OU 2022 Freshman is Already a Winner!

The University of Oklahoma’s freshman quarterback, Nick Evers, is using his platform for good. Evers has opted to donate all proceeds from his first name, image and likeness (NIL) deal to Make-A-Wish!!  This four-star QB has given this old fart a glimmer of hope in today's glut of me, me, me NIL deals and transfer deception in college football!

College Basketball Picks:

Arkansas 77 Tennessee 71

The Razorbacks took the Vols and coach Rick Barnes to the local woodshed and switched their butts as my Grandmother used to switch my red ass!!

Tulsa 68 at South Florida 61

The only conference wins this year were to the Bulls!  Well this is bull shat!  Is it football season yet?

Iowa State 78 Oklahoma 73

The Sooner are slated for the first round of the CBI Tournament against Chicago Loyola Marymount!!

Oklahoma State 81 Kansas State 68  Oklahoma State powerful duo the Boone brother scored 35 points and had 20 rebounds against the Mildcats!

ORU 83 at North Dakota 71

ORU will win the conference tournament and give all the credit to the Prayer Tower!!

Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa (insert sub headline here)

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Family Bobbleheads:

Two-Year-Old Birthday Parties = A Good Time for Papi to Nap!

Two weeks ago my gorgeous wife, AKA Mrs. B in T, decided to host Charlotte's 2nd Birthday party!  So, if you want to get shat done in the home just have a two-year-old party at your home!  Such items as a new corner piece in the living room, a beautiful new piece of art from London, two new throw rugs, and Papa and his dog Henry both received pedicures and hair trims before the party!!  

While Charlotte’s birthday party was exciting and very busy, I became dizzy and went straight to nighty-night time!!  As I slept I dreamed of a quiet place with Katy Perry dancing to California Girls!!  When I awoke I realized that the 8 adults and 13 children had left!!  Dang!!  Oh well, let's have another football party 🍕 so we can purchase a 65” Vizio in the B in T MAN CAVE!!!

B in T notes:

Vikings Use Skelly Stadium Tartan Turf to Practice!?

The actual photo was taken by an extremely young Bill Haistens!

In 1973 and ‘74 the Minnesota Vikings used Tulsa’s Skelly Stadium to practice before their playoff games against the Dallas Cowboys!!  Viking QB Fran ‘the scram’ Tarkenton was seen at the  ‘The Buccaneer’ belting down some a couple of QT Light beers after practice with legendary coach Bud Grant!!  Tulsa World reporter Bill Haisten, who happened to be at the Buc bar, asked Fran if he minded playing on artificial turf, “ no ” snapped Tarkenton. “We'd be ready even if the game was played on asphalt. To me their artificial turf (at Texas Stadium)is like the energy crisis. It's here.  It's with us. It's something we'll have to contend with.”

Which of these dudes was asked for “More Cowbell!” and which one asks for “more basketballs to the post, damn it!” 

B in T Local Post Season Basketball Projections:

Oklahoma State - none - the Cowboys were banished from postseason play in 2022 due to infractions levied in World War II.  

NCAA is a joke!

Oklahoma - NIT 3rd seed against South Dakota played at Vermillion, S Dakota!!  OU fans are booking flights now!!

Arkansas - NCAA 10 seed - in Chatanooga!   vs  West Virginia

Tulsa - a couch with Lays chips

ORU - the Golden Eagles win the postseason Tourney, NCAA 14th seed!  Playing in Sheboygan, Wisconsin!  Vs Illinois

Illinois - NCAA 3rd seed in St. Louis vs ORU

Murray State - NCAA 6th seed in Juneau, Alaska vs Alabama

2 Star Recruits?  WTH!

Tyler Smith, Next First Rounder for Tulsa?

At 6’4”, 325 lbs Mr. Smith is the perfect right tackle size for the NFL!  Tyler has great pop in his hands when he demolishes the defender, especially in the run game as he explodes into the chest of the next pancake victim!!  His draft stock should rise to the first round when the validity of a picture of Mr. Smith lifting a 1970 VW bus over his head is confirmed!  True shat man!!

Up and Comer from Oral Roberts University:  

Moses Ehambe

Moses was a 2008 graduate of ORU, scoring 13 PPG and 7 RPG as a player!  After a few years in the NBA D League, he worked at ORU as an assistant, then with Indiana Pacers, and now Moses Ehambe, has joined the Minnesota Timberwolves as the director of player programs!  He recently was interviewed by Dan Hawk on the 1170 Sports Blitz and has amazing insight to the NBA and a future NBA team president!!  Great young man!!

Why Gabriel Brownlow-Dindy flip his commitment to Texas A&M from Oklahoma?

A.  Perhaps he was upset after all of the staff changes on the defensive side of the OU ball?

B.  New Cadilac Escalade in his driveway!

C.  Mom and Dad Brown-nose-Dindy received furnished home in College Station!

D.  NIL deal worth 4.7 million with College Station car dealership called Giggem Lexus!

E.  Who gives a shat

F.  All the above

Answer:  E

Brownlow-Dindy was hailed as a program-changing recruit defensively for the Sooners!  Oh well!!

B in T Top 10 Worst Fans:

1. LSU - Vulgar mouths and do not wear deodorant game week!
2. Alabama - watched them 2 times at College Station and my wife tried to wash their mouths out with soap!!  A whole section!
3. Florida State - when the firey spear is implanted in the turf the entire crowd goes berserk and attacks the visiting crowd!
4. Note Dame - Their fans are arrogant and think they are holier than thou!!  If visiting Notre Dame make sure you play your pep band music real loud while the ND alums try to sing their anthem after losing 28-27!!  

1. Texas A&M - several of the up and coming DINC (dual income no children) Aggie fans are just naturally arrogant and know it!!  Our A&M family are perfectly sweet as pumpkin pie to us!!
2. Arkansas - in ‘71 while at my first TU - Arkansas game in Fayetnam, Arkansas I ran across some familiar rude and ballistic fans especially when TU rallied for a 21-20 victory!!  

    7.  SMU - A couple of years ago  

         a group of 60 + year old farts 

         traveled to Preppie land in  

         Dallas to watch heartbreakin

         loss to the Ponies!!  On the 

         long walk to our car after the

         game a young fart gave us        

         the bird and jacked my   brother Coop’s walking cane!! They may look friendly, preppy but they are awful fans!!  Trust me!

1.  The Ohio State University - 

        They yell way too loud and   

        drink way much!!  

         And win way too much

1. Tennessee - the fans litter their own field and are mean to Lane Kiffin!
2. Tulsa - the post-game melee 

         after the 2020 Armed Forces 

         Bowl, some new sources tell

         B in T that some 60+year old 

         TU farts instigated the brawl 

         by throwing hot dogs at the  

         Mississippi State players!! 

         Let the fights begin!!

OU 2022 Freshman is Already a Winner!

The University of Oklahoma’s freshman quarterback, Nick Evers, is using his platform for good. Evers has opted to donate all proceeds from his first name, image and likeness (NIL) deal to Make-A-Wish!!  This four-star QB has given this old fart a glimmer of hope in today's glut of me, me, me NIL deals and transfer deception in college football!

College Basketball Picks:

Arkansas 77 Tennessee 71

The Razorbacks took the Vols and coach Rick Barnes to the local woodshed and switched their butts as my Grandmother used to switch my red ass!!

Tulsa 68 at South Florida 61

The only conference wins this year were to the Bulls!  Well this is bull shat!  Is it football season yet?

Iowa State 78 Oklahoma 73

The Sooner are slated for the first round of the CBI Tournament against Chicago Loyola Marymount!!

Oklahoma State 81 Kansas State 68  Oklahoma State powerful duo the Boone brother scored 35 points and had 20 rebounds against the Mildcats!

ORU 83 at North Dakota 71

ORU will win the conference tournament and give all the credit to the Prayer Tower!!

Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa

by B in T - FakedOutSports, syndicated in SoonerPolitics.org

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Bob’s Bail Bonds and Car Wash (Chicago, IL) Big Brother Bill’s Psychic Palm Reading and Bed & Breakfast (Tulsa, OK) MR Bait, Fishing Tackle and Homemade Fudge Shop (Boulder, CO) Weh’s Wiener Wagon and Dry Cleaners, Lawrence, Kansas T-Brew’s Cockroach Farm and Pizza Palace, Tulsa, OK Dr. Richard Stephens DDS Roy Thomason Retired Sigma Chi TU