Thursday, January 20, 2022

B in T trip to Boot Barn!

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Family Bobbleheads: 

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Behind the Scenes 2022 PGA Championship, Southern Hills, Tulsa, Oklahoma:


My son and son-in-law, Lance and Andre both work at Southern Hills and work extremely hard!!  I am very proud of the young men!!  They were tucked away like secret agents during preparation for the 2021 Senior PGA Championship last year!!  Crowds of 8,000ish roamed the hills of Southern Hills in 2021 and this year the crowds will be around 45,000 per day (pandemic aside)!!  The work and sacrifice that is demonstrated by the Southern Hills staff were amazing last year and I feel confident that it will be even more remarkable this year!!  Numerous roadblocks can appear before an event like a sanctioned PGA golf tournament may start!!

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Crabgrass, moles, Coronavirus, tornado destruction, locust infestation, murder hornets, and rabid vampire bats have threatened major golf events over the last 10 years!!  True shat, Google it!!  Both of these young men have spent numerous hours studying the causes of murder hornets, moles, and crabgrass among other deadly items that may affect the 2022 PGA Championship at Southern Hills!!  These are the items that my kinfolk put their backbone into getting the sterling results for the 2022  PGA Championship, at Southern Hills, Tulsa Oklahoma!!  The Southern Hills board last week added a couple of concerns for the SH crew to be aware of:

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1 - alien invasion where the alien’s head blows up when golf commentator Jim Nance speaks into a certain microphone, very messy and a nightmare for the Horticulture crew!!  2- an acute fungus gets into the Par Aide ball washer machines causing all the white balls to turn a ghastly blue-green color!!  True shat, Augusta club members hired 70 folks to do nothing but clean blue balls all day!  Stay tuned!!


B in T notes:


Is Harbaugh taking his Khakis to the Chicago Bears? 


Why Harbaugh stays at Michigan- 


Harbaugh has lived this long in Ann Arbor, so why leave!!


He has 134 pairs of Khaki pants with a Wolverine symbol on the left buttocks!!


Michigan QB J.J. McCarthy is the real deal and seems to be more advanced than the current Bear's QBs!!


If Harbaugh leaves, Bob Stoops is the early favorite to get the Michigan job!!  Ha!


Why Harbaugh goes to da Bears-


Harbaugh would be an improvement for the reeling Bears for the first time since DITKA!

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Harbaugh has great teeth and they would shine in dull Soldier Field!!


QB Justin Fields would benefit from Harbaugh but would the Bears or Harbaugh benefit from Fields??  I say NO!


Harbaugh will bring a great staff and a great collection of tuck-in-your-pants sweatshirts for the cold days at Soldier!!

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B in T’s first visit to the Boot Barn!


My ‘WTF is she doing with him’ wife took my urban preppy brother and myself out hunting for a Gentlemen’s Brim Cowboy Hat!!  Also known as an LBJ Hat!  

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I was a little bored when I jokingly asked the Hat Specialist if they had size 56 Wrangler Skinny Jeans?  After I helped her up from laughing she told me I looked like a 54 normal fit!!  Ha, nice humor from the young lady hat helper!!  My brother got the Gentlemen's brim he wanted and a few laughs!


College Basketball picks:


ORU 78 North Dakota 72

The Golden Eagles have fun beating the slow logger men from the North with future NBA superstar Max Abmas running circles around them for 29 points, 10 assists, and 7 rebounds!!  The new and improved ORU Mabee Center is looking the part of its basketball team!!

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Texas 77 Oklahoma State 66

The Longhorns and the Cowboys have more talent than many in the Big 12!  The Cowboys won by 13 at home and will lose by 11 on the road, this a 2 point win for OSU on a neutral court at Big 12 Tourney time!


Oklahoma 81 Baylor 77

Huge game!  Bigger than big!!  Students were sitting in tents all week to get into the smaller student section!!  The overflow section learned that Bob Stoops purchased 2,000 more seats for the students to get in free!!  True shat ladies and gentlemen!! 

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Freshman crowd favorite Bijan Cortez from Kingfisher, Oklahoma scored 6 points and had 11 assists and poked a Baylor defender in the eye with his long brunette hair follicles!!


Kansas 67 Kansas State 65

The Mildcats played their rivals from Lawrence close and fell short.  C.B. Ochai Is the man for the Coach Self to lean on this year!  The Jayhawks seem to play at their competition’s level which in the Big 12 that would be a good thing!!


Tulsa 70 Memphis 67

B in T makes a cameo appearance with courtside seats, thanks to his son-in-law!!  I accidentally called Tigers head coach Penny Hardaway an overrated piece of shat and was given a yellow card by the TU security mall cops!!  The game was seen on ESPN2 and also by Mrs. B in T who jacked me with a steel cast skillet when I walked in the door for cussing in front of the kids!!  


NFL Playoff Picks:


Titans 31 Bengals 21

The Titans QB Ryan Tannehill 2 TD passes and the return of Jim Brown, uh, Derrick Henry gave the Titans enough to tame the Bengal!!


Packers 34  49ers 24

In true sportsmanship, during -12 degrees wind chill and a foot of falling snow the Packer equipment team shared their seat warming contraptions!!  The Packer’s  heated seats had green velvet cushions, a sound system, a minibar, and a fridge!!  The visiting 49ers had metal seats borrowed from the local Y, hand warmers with SF stitched on, and earmuffs!!  The above may or may not be true but allows me to 

derive the Packers -10 degrees!

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Bills 27 at Chiefs 21

Bills QB Josh Allen completed 24 of 27 passes for 3 touchdowns and Kermit Mahomes completed 24 of 30 with 3 thrown to the wrong team!!


Buccaneers 38 Rams 24

I constantly bet against Tom Brady and I constantly lose tralalala 🎶!!  Now I am picking the Bucs to win whereas the Cardinals will win!!  Makes sense!!

 

Have a great sports week!!


Bryan in Tulsa



by B in T - FakedOutSports, syndicated in SoonerPolitics.org




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Thursday, January 13, 2022

Soccer Euro slides!!



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Bobblehead Family Sports:


The Gusman Euroslide!

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In European soccer after a score, the players take a slide on the turf to show their excitement to the crowd for a goal being scored in their favor!!  This happens in Brazil where my son-in-law was a two-time amateur golfer of the year and avid soccer fan!!  His son and my 7-year-old grandson Gus have learned how to celebrate after soccer goals, baseball runs, and basketball points by simply sliding on the field or court like a dog chasing a cat on a slick kitchen floor!!  After hitting a sweet jump shot in Y basketball last week he ran back down the court and did a 25ft Euro soccer slide while at the same time smiling at Papa B in T and the cute Euro girls in the stands!!  Priceless!!


B in T notes:

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The baseball Cardinals new manager Oliver Marmol will keep managers Oquendo, McGee and pitching coach Maddox.  He is young and is a numbers guy, and will hopefully leave the fundamentals to the others and he will play with the analytics!!  


Cardinals Projected 6 man rotation:

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Adam Wainwright

Jack Flaherty

Steven Matz

Miles Mikolas

Dakota Hudson

Jake Woodford


Cardinals Projected opening day starting lineup:

2B Tommy Edman

RF Dylan Carlson

1B Paul Goldschmidt

3B Nolan Arenado

LF Tyler O'Neill

C Yadier Molina

CF Harrison Bader

SS Paul DeJong

SP Jack Flaherty

        

Way, way, way too early B in T Big 12 standing projections 2022:


  1. OSU - QB Spencer Sanders and OSU D is for real!
  2. Baylor - Coaching, coaching
  3. OU - Could be lower if Caleb Williams go to USC
  4. Iowa State - no more QB Purdy so new QB blood!
  5. Kansas State - Coach Chris Klieman is a dandy!
  6. Texas - I pick them low and they will end up in the top 3 
  7. TCU - the froggies same spot - different year!
  8. Texas Tech - rehire Kingsbury chants throughout Lubbock 
  9. West Virginia - overrated
  10. Kansas - what’s new....


More notes:


Is new OU QB, Dillon Gabriel the Grandson of Roman Gabriel?

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A.  No

B.  Roman had no children

C.  Roman Gabriel is right-handed and Dillon is left-handed, this impossible!!  IKR?

D.  Who cares?

E.  All the above

F.  Yes


The answer is:

D.  Who cares?  

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Roman’s short acting career included Gilligan’s Island!


B in T joke of the week:

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I ran into an alien garden in our backyard last week!!  I immediately asked them to take me to their weeder!!!

Hahahaha😀😃😄😁


College Basketball Picks:


Baylor 79 Oklahoma State 70

Bears guard James Akinijo is quicker than quick and can do a bounce pass the length of the court!  Cowboy guard Likely is known for his assist to turnovers ratio and not for his shooting!  Likely had too many turnovers against the long and athletic Baylor backcourt!!


Tulsa 72 Houston 69

Tulsa needs to win 15 games in a row to make the NCAA tournament!  Nothing changes but I always have hope!  I AM predicting an upset!!  Always going forward never backwards!!


Oklahoma 82 at TCU 75

The Sooners defense has been very greedy this year with, CJ Noland, the Groves brothers, Harkness and SMU transfer from Tulsa Union, Chargois looking more like OU football defenders than a basketball team!


 LSU 81 Arkansas 72

The Razorbacks are becoming nonwarriors on the road!!  The Tigers have a great home-court advantage back to the days of Shaquille!!


ORU 71 at 68 Kansas City 

Golden Eagle stud Max Abmas was 0-8 in the first half!!  After a power prayer session led by coach Paul Mills at halftime, Max scored 21 in the second half for the road win!


Iowa State 78 Texas 75

The Shorthorns met their match for sneaker wear as the Clones wore some of the dopest footwear ever!!

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NFL Playoff Picks:


NFC Playoffs


Cowboys 34 49ers 31

Dallas owner Jerry Jones was caught on camera hugging a Dallas Cheerleader for an uncomfortable 30 seconds after the Cowboys kicked the game-winning field goal with .03 showing in the clock!!  Jerry later claimed he must have had a mild gastrointestinal attack from a chili cheese coney with extra jalapenos!!  Great game but the Cowboys go on to the next round!!

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Buccaneers 38 Eagles 17

The Bucs QB Tommy ‘GOAT’ Brady throws for 3 touchdowns by halftime!!  With the game in hand in the third quarter Tommy was seen signaling to his wife Gisselle that he has reservations at Bern’s Steakhouse 2 hours after the game!!  Tight end Gronk will be babysitting the kids!!

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Cardinals 27 at Rams 21

The Cards busted the Rams bubble by playing some DEFENSE!!  Led by the rookie from TU, Zaven Collin’s 9 tackles, one pass break, and two Ram cheerleaders’ phone numbers the Cardinals were able to keep the Ram offense stifled!!


AFC Playoffs


Chiefs 31 Steelers 21

The Chiefs QB Mahomes threw a pass through his left armpit and his legs for a 13 yard gain!!  The Steelers, veteran QB Ben Roethlisberger tried to do the same move and broke both hips!!!  Tragically the legend from Pittsburg ended his career with that move in the third quarter!

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Raiders 31 at Bengals 27

Tulsa McClain graduate Josh Jacobs ran for 124 yards and the winning touchdown with .38 left on the clock!  After Las Vegas won their first playoff game ever, the strip has been renamed the Raider Strip!!


Bills 31 Patriots 21

Patriot's coach Belichick threw a huge fit after the game and filed a lawsuit against the entire Buffalo Bills pregame meal catering staff for allegedly poisoning the brown gravy with diuretics!!  Several Patriot players were truly pissed!

hehehehe!


Have a great sports week!


Bryan in Tulsa

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Top 10 Snow Scene Movies

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Family Bobbleheads: 


Gus

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Ana

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My OKC toddler Grandkids like to send text messages to our family group text and leave the deciphering of their unique messaging to Papa B in T, an actual message is below:

 😁🚑🚚🚜🦯🚜🦬🧉⛄️🌈💨🌈🌫🌫🌫🌈🌫🌫🌫🌫🌈☀️🌊⚡️⚡️💨🌈💨☁️💨🌈🌈💨💨🌈🌥🍒🥕🍇🍑🫒🍑🍈🍒🫒🍑🥕🍅🥕🍅🫒🍅🍅🫒🍅🫒🫒🍑🫒🥭🧄🥭🥭🫒🍑🥭🫒🥭🫒🥭🫒🫒🍑🍑🍑🫒🍑🍑🫒🍑🍑🥯🥝🫒🥚🌯🥮🥮🌯🥮🥫🥮🥫🍢🥫🍢🍝🥮🍝🥮🥫🍣🍣🏹🪰🪲🐦🐛🐧🐧🪰🐧🐧🐧🐛🐦🐦🪱🪱🪰🦅🪱🦅🪱🪱🦅🪱🦆🐦🦕🦖🦖🦎🐍🐢🐦🕸🦗🐧🐦🕷🐔🦗🐧🪰🐧🐧🐧🦆🐥🦆🕷🦅🪰🦆🪰🦉🪲🦆🦗🦆🦗🦆🕷🦟🦅🐧🕷🐒🦟🐧🦗🐧🐧🐜🐧🐞🐧🪰🐧🐞🐧🪰🐔🐜🐜🐧🐜🐧🦗🐧🐧🕷🐧🪰🪰

What the HE🏒🏒 does that mean Papa B in T?

The message that is being sent by my lovely granddaughters from the land of OKC, is simply stating that the weather will be partly cloudy with chances of clouds and rainbows 🌈 to be followed by garden fruits and vegetables and finally a trip to the zoo to see insects, mammals, and animals of all types!!  Thanks to the OKC grands we will look for more 2 and 3-year-old texts meanings in the future!! 


PS5 2021 vs Big ass slot car track 1970?  I love the track!!


Bryan in Tulsa


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Family Bobbleheads: 


Gus

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Ana

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My OKC toddler Grandkids like to send text messages to our family group text and leave the deciphering of their unique messaging to Papa B in T, an actual message is below:

 😁🚑🚚🚜🦯🚜🦬🧉⛄️🌈💨🌈🌫🌫🌫🌈🌫🌫🌫🌫🌈☀️🌊⚡️⚡️💨🌈💨☁️💨🌈🌈💨💨🌈🌥🍒🥕🍇🍑🫒🍑🍈🍒🫒🍑🥕🍅🥕🍅🫒🍅🍅🫒🍅🫒🫒🍑🫒🥭🧄🥭🥭🫒🍑🥭🫒🥭🫒🥭🫒🫒🍑🍑🍑🫒🍑🍑🫒🍑🍑🥯🥝🫒🥚🌯🥮🥮🌯🥮🥫🥮🥫🍢🥫🍢🍝🥮🍝🥮🥫🍣🍣🏹🪰🪲🐦🐛🐧🐧🪰🐧🐧🐧🐛🐦🐦🪱🪱🪰🦅🪱🦅🪱🪱🦅🪱🦆🐦🦕🦖🦖🦎🐍🐢🐦🕸🦗🐧🐦🕷🐔🦗🐧🪰🐧🐧🐧🦆🐥🦆🕷🦅🪰🦆🪰🦉🪲🦆🦗🦆🦗🦆🕷🦟🦅🐧🕷🐒🦟🐧🦗🐧🐧🐜🐧🐞🐧🪰🐧🐞🐧🪰🐔🐜🐜🐧🐜🐧🦗🐧🐧🕷🐧🪰🪰

What the HE🏒🏒 does that mean Papa B in T?

The message that is being sent by my lovely granddaughters from the land of OKC, is simply stating that the weather will be partly cloudy with chances of clouds and rainbows 🌈 to be followed by garden fruits and vegetables and finally a trip to the zoo to see insects, mammals, and animals of all types!!  Thanks to the OKC grands we will look for more 2 and 3-year-old texts meanings in the future!! 


PS5 2021 vs Big ass slot car track 1970?  I love the track!!

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B in T Notes:


TU, OSU, OU, and Arkansas all won their bowl games!!   

 I am proud to live in Oklahoma and being born in Boone County Hospital in Harison, Arkansas makes my ability to rejoice in all the team victories!!  Especially TU!!  My brother in law Mike passed away suddenly last week

and was a huge fan of the OSU Cowboys!!  He loved to gig me when the Cowboys would beat my Hurricane but he did it a fun-loving way that was the way he lived his life!!  He watched the game from his recliner with his Coors can with our heavenly Father as OSU laid it on the Irish!!

I will miss the hell out of him!!  B in T Football fans should enjoy the heck out of life today, each game you watch with friends and family should be embellished and enjoyed!!  Congrats to the area teams and rest in peace Mike and get your heavenly recliner ready cuz the Pokes are gonna be real good next year!!


Stoops for Governor of Oklahoma

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After his one-game trouncing of Oregon in the Alamo Bowl, legendary coach Bob Stoops was taken away in a stretch limo with a case of his Rock ‘n Roll tequila to announce his candidacy for Governor of Oklahoma!!  


More notes:


Star QB Caleb Williams will transfer to USC!


OSU QB Spencer Sanders has moved to the transfer portal to wear the Crimson and Cream of OU!!


TU stud lineman Jaxson Player will be back next year!!  Our defense could be lethal in 2022!!


Top 10 Snow Scene Movies:

(With 80-degree temps on Christmas, Oklahoma Meteorologists are on suicide watch; so let's go far away with B in T and bring some snow back!)

🌨⛄️🌨⛄️🌨⛄️🌨⛄️🌨⛄️🌨⛄️

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  • Ice Age - There’s no particular snow scene that stands out, however the film itself is clever, funny and deserves to be recognized in this newly created snow film list!!
  • It’s a Wonderful Life - When George Bailey begs God for his life back, the snow starts to fall as if on cue!
  • Elf - With his extraordinary snowball throwing skills, it turns out that life in the North Pole teaches you more than just how to make toys!!
  • The Shining - If Jack Nicholson chased you through a giant maze in the dead of winter with an ax would you be pissing in your shorts?  The answer is yes!
  • Fargo - This thriller is about a sloppy murder spree that's foiled by a local sheriff in, you guessed it, Fargo, North Dakota!!  A leg in the wood chipper in snow is my fav!!
  • The Day After Tomorrow - Dennis Quaid and Jake Gyllenhaal portray a father-son duo who fight to survive after the world enters an Ice Age!!  Written by the late Art Bell, my fav!
  • The Polar Express - You'll feel like a kid again watching this magical film with your little rug rats and hot chocolate!!
  • White Christmas - The greatest scene ever at the end when it finally starts snowing at the colonel's Inn and the title song is played!!
  • Frozen - The best animation in the history of animation!  Walt Disney would love it!
  • The Thing - Throwing the horror movie classic in with Frozen seems a bit unconventional but snow is snow!!🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨


TRUE OR FALSE?

Pro Wrestling Legend “Macho Man” Randy Savage was in the St.Louis Redbirds farm system 

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Answer TRUE   If your pick was correct you win a pair of Macho Man tights!!  Randy Poffo, as he was known then, hit .254 in four seasons as a catcher in the Cardinals' system (three years) and one year with the Reds at Class A Tampa in 1974. He later became a bulked-up savage man in the ring!!


Quote from Mike Golic Jr. 

Re: Tulsa football:

“there's a 2-year sample size of this btw. I believe Tulsa had Four 4th-quarter comebacks last year? they only have one speed, and that's chaos.”


College Basketball Picks:


Arkansas 76 at Texas A&M 71

Nice SEC Road win for the Razorbacks!!  Razorback Coach Mussleman body surfed the student section but went to the floor in the big donor section!  What does that mean!!


Okla State 69 Texas 67

Okie State twin Keylon Boone tipped in the winning basket with .02 left in the game!  


Tulsa 71 at UCF 64

Tulsa scoring machine Jeriah Horne scored 17 points in the last 12 minutes!!  Winner, winner chicken dinner!!


ORU 79 at Western Illinois 75

ORU is where my daughter-in-law went to school AND she gave me two ORU basketball t-shirts 👕!!  Gifts do help in having B in T pick your team, I am not gonna lie ‘bout that!!


Texas Tech 87 Kansas 84

Both teams are in the 10 ten in men's basketball and number of assistant coaches in Armani suits!!  Bill Self wore a vested tweeted suit from the Sherlock Holmes collection!!


Oklahoma 82 Iowa State 81

Oklahoma coach Porter Mozier who is no relation to Porter Wagner from Hee Haw fame, has all the female students attending OU games just to get close to the Marcus Welby MD of college basketball!  Only a few folks will get that!  


Kentucky 78 Georgia 68

Both of these schools have something in common with Tulsa University:

A.  They all three have students

B.  They all three have football teams

C.  They all three have mascots that can bite you!!  Bulldogs, Wildcats, and Golden Retriever twin doggies!

D.  THEY ALL THREE HAD THE GREAT TUBBY SMITH AS THEIR HEAD COACH!

E.  All the above

F.  No one cares


Answer is E!! - F possibly for some


College Football Picks:


CFP  National Championship presented by AT&T:


Georgia 38 Alabama 35


Georgia coach Kirby Smart has not defeated Nick Saban since starting yoga classes 10 years ago!  Mind over matter!?  Two of the best Ds in America took some time off as the offenses rolled in the second half!  Georgia QB J.T. Daniels threw 2 touchdowns in the last 7 minutes to put the Bulldogs in the winner's circle!!


NFL Picks:


Browns 28 Bengals 23

The Browns won but no playoffs this year!!  The Cleveland posse has told Baker Mayfield to leave town by high noon and take his stupid commercials with him!!  Bye-bye Baker!


Eagles 27 Cowboys 21

The Cowboys played Taxi squad players and players under Covid 19 watch against the Eagle starters and still almost won!


Chiefs 34 at Broncos 28

The Chiefy wiefies have won 10 in a row to glide into the playoffs!!  Mahomes' brother picked a fight with Bronco legend John Elway and is currently drinking all of his food through a straw!  Poor wittle fella!!


Cardinals 31 Seahawks 21

The Cards will play Bixby 6th grade red in the wildcard game in the first round!!


Have a great sports week!


Bryan in Tulsa!


B in T Notes:


TU, OSU, OU, and Arkansas all won their bowl games!!   

 I am proud to live in Oklahoma and being born in Boone County Hospital in Harison, Arkansas makes my ability to rejoice in all the team victories!!  Especially TU!!  My brother in law Mike passed away suddenly last week

and was a huge fan of the OSU Cowboys!!  He loved to gig me when the Cowboys would beat my Hurricane but he did it a fun-loving way that was the way he lived his life!!  He watched the game from his recliner with his Coors can with our heavenly Father as OSU laid it on the Irish!!

I will miss the hell out of him!!  B in T Football fans should enjoy the heck out of life today, each game you watch with friends and family should be embellished and enjoyed!!  Congrats to the area teams and rest in peace Mike and get your heavenly recliner ready cuz the Pokes are gonna be real good next year!!


Stoops for Governor of Oklahoma

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After his one-game trouncing of Oregon in the Alamo Bowl, legendary coach Bob Stoops was taken away in a stretch limo with a case of his Rock ‘n Roll tequila to announce his candidacy for Governor of Oklahoma!!  


More notes:


Star QB Caleb Williams will transfer to USC!


OSU QB Spencer Sanders has moved to the transfer portal to wear the Crimson and Cream of OU!!


TU stud lineman Jaxson Player will be back next year!!  Not at TU shat!!!!  OU or OSU defense could be lethal in 2022 with Player!!


Top 10 Snow Scene Movies:

(With 80-degree temps on Christmas, Oklahoma Meteorologists are on suicide watch; so let's go far away with B in T and bring some snow back!)

🌨⛄️🌨⛄️🌨⛄️🌨⛄️🌨⛄️🌨⛄️

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  • Ice Age - There’s no particular snow scene that stands out, however the film itself is clever, funny and deserves to be recognized in this newly created snow film list!!
  • It’s a Wonderful Life - When George Bailey begs God for his life back, the snow starts to fall as if on cue!
  • Elf - With his extraordinary snowball throwing skills, it turns out that life in the North Pole teaches you more than just how to make toys!!
  • The Shining - If Jack Nicholson chased you through a giant maze in the dead of winter with an ax would you be pissing in your shorts?  The answer is yes!
  • Fargo - This thriller is about a sloppy murder spree that's foiled by a local sheriff in, you guessed it, Fargo, North Dakota!!  A leg in the wood chipper in snow is my fav!!
  • The Day After Tomorrow - Dennis Quaid and Jake Gyllenhaal portray a father-son duo who fight to survive after the world enters an Ice Age!!  Written by the late Art Bell, my fav!
  • The Polar Express - You'll feel like a kid again watching this magical film with your little rug rats and hot chocolate!!
  • White Christmas - The greatest scene ever at the end when it finally starts snowing at the colonel's Inn and the title song is played!!
  • Frozen - The best animation in the history of animation!  Walt Disney would love it!
  • The Thing - Throwing the horror movie classic in with Frozen seems a bit unconventional but snow is snow!!🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨


TRUE OR FALSE?

Pro Wrestling Legend “Macho Man” Randy Savage was in the St.Louis Redbirds farm system 

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Answer TRUE   If your pick was correct you win a pair of Macho Man tights!!  Randy Poffo, as he was known then, hit .254 in four seasons as a catcher in the Cardinals' system (three years) and one year with the Reds at Class A Tampa in 1974. He later became a bulked-up savage man in the ring!!


Quote from Mike Golic Jr. 

Re: Tulsa football:

“there's a 2-year sample size of this btw. I believe Tulsa had Four 4th-quarter comebacks last year? they only have one speed, and that's chaos.”


College Basketball Picks:


Arkansas 76 at Texas A&M 71

Nice SEC Road win for the Razorbacks!!  Razorback Coach Mussleman body surfed the student section but went to the floor in the big donor section!  What does that mean!!


Okla State 69 Texas 67

Okie State twin Keylon Boone tipped in the winning basket with .02 left in the game!  


Tulsa 71 at UCF 64

Tulsa scoring machine Jeriah Horne scored 17 points in the last 12 minutes!!  Winner, winner chicken dinner!!


ORU 79 at Western Illinois 75

ORU is where my daughter-in-law went to school AND she gave me two ORU basketball t-shirts 👕!!  Gifts do help in having B in T pick your team, I am not gonna lie ‘bout that!!


Texas Tech 87 Kansas 84

Both teams are in the 10 ten in men's basketball and number of assistant coaches in Armani suits!!  Bill Self wore a vested tweeted suit from the Sherlock Holmes collection!!


Oklahoma 82 Iowa State 81

Oklahoma coach Porter Mozier who is no relation to Porter Wagner from Hee Haw fame, has all the female students attending OU games just to get close to the Marcus Welby MD of college basketball!  Only a few folks will get that!  


Kentucky 78 Georgia 68

Both of these schools have something in common with Tulsa University:

A.  They all three have students

B.  They all three have football teams

C.  They all three have mascots that can bite you!!  Bulldogs, Wildcats, and Golden Retriever twin doggies!

D.  THEY ALL THREE HAD THE GREAT TUBBY SMITH AS THEIR HEAD COACH!

E.  All the above

F.  No one cares


Answer is E!! - F possibly for some


College Football Picks:


CFP  National Championship presented by AT&T:


Georgia 38 Alabama 35


Georgia coach Kirby Smart has not defeated Nick Saban since starting yoga classes 10 years ago!  Mind over matter!?  Two of the best Ds in America took some time off as the offenses rolled in the second half!  Georgia QB J.T. Daniels threw 2 touchdowns in the last 7 minutes to put the Bulldogs in the winner's circle!!


NFL Picks:


Browns 28 Bengals 23

The Browns won but no playoffs this year!!  The Cleveland posse has told Baker Mayfield to leave town by high noon and take his stupid commercials with him!!  Bye-bye Baker!


Eagles 27 Cowboys 21

The Cowboys played Taxi squad players and players under Covid 19 watch against the Eagle starters and still almost won!


Chiefs 34 at Broncos 28

The Chiefy wiefies have won 10 in a row to glide into the playoffs!!  Mahomes' brother picked a fight with Bronco legend John Elway and is currently drinking all of his food through a straw!  Poor wittle fella!!


Cardinals 31 Seahawks 21

The Cards will play Bixby 6th grade red in the wildcard game in the first round!!


Have a great sports week!


Bryan in Tulsa!

by B in T - FakedOutSports, syndicated in SoonerPolitics.org





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