Faked Out Sports - Bryan in Tulsa
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FOS Notes:
B in T Thoughts!
G.O.A.T. Tom Brady poops gold bricks according to a TMZ exclusive!!
No shat!!
I noticed that Tom Brady would not let his 6-year-old daughter hold the Super Bowl Trophy!! His two older boys threw the trophy around like a plastic football!! The football team party boats threw the Super Bowl trophy around like old George Blanda passes!! Bet Giselle will take care of that shat!! She wears the pants in dat family!
Looking out for the Redbirds!!
Are the Cardinals better than the billion-dollar payroll Dodgers after the Birds landed the best third baseman since Moses took grounders Ramses!!??
The Nolan Areando acquisition makes the Cardinals the favorite in the National League Central and will offer the Padres and Dodgers some competition!!
Football during a pandemic is over, and what we will remember:
No fans in the stands, then a few fans and some cardboard cutouts in quiet stadiums.
NFL daily Coronavirus testing and 3 times a week for college football testing.
The smell of hand sanitizer and nacho cheese can grow on ya!
FOS Zaven Draft watch:
The latest draft nerds have Tulsa’s Linebacker Zaven Collins going as the 16th pick to the Miami Dolphins!! Is teal blue a thinning color?? Go Dolphins!!
FOS Bobbleheads
Bobblehead dolls for the majors were made, boxed, and never used in Pandemic 2020!!. Half a billion bobbleheads are in storage in a small town in Oklahoma that we will call Bobbletown!! Some player bobbleheads have been traded and/or free agency to another team!! So what can we accomplish with 500 million boxes of heads? Finish the Trump wall? Put the little fellas in the pandemic stadiums so they look more populated!! Trade all the bobbleheads to China for more vaccines and cocaine!!
First time I heard about paraprosdokians, I liked them. Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part takes an entirely different meaning!
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1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you . . . but it's still on my list.
- We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public
4. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
- I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
- In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency, notify..." I answered "a doctor."
- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
- I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
- To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
- You're never too old to learn something stupid.
- I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder for me to find one now.
Cuck the wold feather!!
Spread the Laughter, let's be happy while we're here.
Have a great sports week!!
FOS- B in T
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