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Special Thanksgiving Day edition of FOS!!

The First-Ever Pandemic Drive-through Lights On at Utica Square Over/Under

1. Over/under - number of Christmas to Remember Lexus’s with giant bows in drive thru-  35  Take the under!!  Coronavirus shat and Giant red bow shortages!
2. Over/under - number of Christmas Peppermint super 4 squirt expresso Lattes sold through the Utica Square Starbucks temporary drive-through - 740 -  take the under due to no Peppermint Schnapps ALLOWED!!
3. Over/under - number of SUVs with Xmas Wreaths on their grills - 250 - take the over!  
   
   Dr. Faucci states that you cannot get Coronavirus by putting a Xmas wreath on your SUV's grill!!
4. Over/under - number of Utica Square haunting, life-size Nutcrackers stolen in the back of white 1980 cargo vans - all of them- take the under - the blue nutcracker was ran over by a Holland Hall bus!
5. Over/Under - number of Chow Chow dogs with ribbons 🎀 in line for Christmas treats:  65  - take the over - the owners would much rather take their Chow Chows to Lights On than their bratty children!!
6. Over/under - number of folks whose hearts were broken by the Santas House at Utica Square, not opening due to social distancing - take the over AND the under - all children were heartbroken but no adults were heartbroken to miss those long lines and cold north winds! 

   

   
   

   
   

Searching Oklahoma towns for the Christmas varmint know as the Elf on the Shelf!!

Several Elves on the Shelves were spotted at Tulsa area Targets, sitting on empty toilet paper shelves!!

Faked Out Sports Notes:

• Are TU fans living high on the hog or is that just for Razorback fans!!  What does ‘ living high on the hog ‘ mean??  Back in the younger days of my life in Harrison, Arkansas this was referred to as the upper part of the little piggy which was the most delicious and succulent part!!  I know, I know you think that this a special hog that was fed by grain from a cannabis shop in Harrison!!  Hopefully, the Hurricane can borrow the Arkansas mojo of high on the hog and continue their play on the football field until the AAC Championship!!

• FOS slightly, kinda, early Top 10 Christmas commercials:  1. Anheuser Busch
  
  Clydesdales Christmas commercials!  2. Norelco animated Santa elves riding electric shavers created in 1968!  3. December to Remember Lexus Commercials with Giant Bows on steroids!  4. Coca-Cola Polar Bear commercials!!  5. Animated M&Ms scared poopless by Santa Claus!! 1996  6. Snowman smiling for Campbells Soup!!  1993  7. Hershey's Holiday Kisses dancing to Jingle Bells!!  1986. 8. Ronald McDonald commercial - skating on an outdoor rink with animated forest animals!  1980.  9. Target Commercials over the years always gave B in T a tingly, warm fuzzy!!  10. Any old Toy R Us commercials!!

FOS College Football Picks:

GAME POSTPONED. but this would have happened, trust me!!

Oklahoma 48 at West Virginia 28

The Sooners have been hearing about the West Virginia Mountain Men’s defense all season!!  It was QB Rattler’s responsibility to stop this chatter in front of the Pandemic crowd of 12,000!!  The OU offensive punch has been aided by the return of players from the Coronavirus protocol, injury list, and smoking a doobie and got caught list!!  Several Mountaineer fans were asked not bother OU fans by hacking loogies in their masks!!  West Virginia fans were upset at the Sooner cheerleaders for doing a chant about the West Virginia cheerleaders pumping gas in Oklahoma Sooner cars someday!

Oklahoma State 38 Texas Tech 24

OSU Cowboys defense scores a pick-six and coach Gundy’s tucked-in-pants sweater falls out of his belt!!  Too much excitement for the former ’I’m 40, I’m a man, pick on me’ dude!!

GAME CANCELLED but this may or may not have happened!

Tulsa 28 at Houston 20

The Golden Hurricane defense made Coach Dana Holgerson lose so much hair that he has
signed a Toupee endorsement with the Houston Toupee Association!!  Numerous of my Houston TU brethren insisted linebacker Heisman candidate Zaven Collins got off the team bus and walked on water en route to the Houston stadium!!  

Kansas State 31 at Baylor 21

Kansas State freshman QB Will Howard is the nephew of Andy Griffith show’s Opie or better known as movie mogul director Ron Howard!!  True shat!  Google it!  I swear!!

GAME CANCELLED but you never know!

Arkansas 38 at Missouri 31

A full-blown giant feral hog from the western hills of Arkansas can tear apart a Tiger from Mizzou in 30 seconds!  Just saying!!  

Alabama 49 Auburn 23

Coach Hugh Freeze of Liberty will become the new Auburn coach and Gus Calzone of Auburn will become the new Liberty College head coach!  B in T prediction of the year !

Texas A&M 53 LSU 24

The Aggies should win by 100 but Coach Oregon of LSU started unstoppable sobbing in the third quarter and A&M execs decided to keep the clock running through the rest of the second half!!

Texas 42 Iowa State 34

Clones QB Purdy and Texas QB Ellinger consoled each other and after the game and finally agreed that Spencer Rattler is their idle!!  Each one has Rattler posters over their beds a la Farrah Faucet!!

Notre Dame 45 at North Carolina 42

Tough road game but the Irish are a team of destiny!!  Mac Brown has been rejuvenated at a basketball school!!

FOS High School Playoff Picks:

6AI

Union 47 Edmond Sante Fe 41 at Owasso

Union is changing its mascot name to the Ralley Cats since the team has rallied its season from four straight losses to the 6A Championship!

Owasso 38 Jenks 31 at Broken Arrow

B in T’s gut feels like picking Jenks by 6 but it looks like we are going with his loyalty to his Rams and their coaching staff!!

6AII

Stillwater 31 Choctaw 21

The Stillwater Pioneers are so strong and athletic that the team is out in public they are sometimes confused for their big brothers the Oklahoma State Cowboys who dwell in Stillwater, Oklahoma!!

Bixby 44 Midwest City 22

Some Bixby Spartan players are seeking their sixth Gold Ball in seven years!!  The Pandemic year 2020 is not different than another non-pandemic for the dominant Spartans!!  Strap up the pads, get tested for foreign Pandemic diseases or foreign drugs and kick butt on the football field  !

5A

Bishop McGinness 42 Coweta 38

The homer pick here would be the Tigers from Coweta but McGuinness has more talent and Priests than all other 5A schools!!

Bishop Kelley 27 Carl Albert 20

The Bishop Kelley vs Carl Albert series dates back to the early 1900s for myself and our Uncle Howard!!  I was the first amateur writer to put sarcasm into his edition of sports that, at the time, were using live pigs to play football!!  Howard was the first Carl Albert principal to make his players do actual chores as punishment!!  Similar to numerous ’Little House on the Prairie’, episodes!!

4A

Cushing 36 Hilldale 32

This game has been moved for television to the ESPN channel deporte!!  The Cushing talented sophomore connection  mysteriously showed up on Cushing's doorstep during Coronavirus, are taking the Tigers to the State Championship!!  B in T’s family nephew, Caleb, is off Coronavirus watch and back on the field!!  Uncle B expects 5 tackles, 1 personal foul and 2 teeth missing (preferably Hilldale teeth) or no Apple Pie from mom!!

Wagoner 42 Tuttle 31

The winner of this game will be the 4A state champions!!  Sorry family in Cushing who I love dearly!!

3A

Lincoln Christian 45 Anadarko 27

The Crusaders have more beef than the Anadarko Armadillos!!  Lincoln’s uniforms are similar to the San Fransisco 49ers and their O-line is almost as big!!  Several Anadarko fans were upset that the Lincoln Christian press box announcer made a grammatical error and called their town Donniedarko (2001 creeper Johnny Depp movie) and not Anadarko!!

Holland Hall 42 Kingfisher 22

Future TU defensive end Owen Ostroski made 16 tackles and served Thanksgiving leftovers after the game!!  True shat!!

2A

Eufala 36 Victory Christian 16

Nice run in the playoffs for Victory!!

Metro Christian 55 Vian 45

The over/under for total points from these two offensive juggernauts was 125 and I conservatively took the under!!

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Tonkawa 42 Thomas Faye Custer 13

B in T is very thankful for the extremely odd names of all of the Tonkawa playoff opponents!!  Example: this week’s Thomas Fay Custer Terriers opponent sounds like an expensive dog found only in Europe!!

FOS NFL Picks:

Dallas 31 Washington 27

I am truly thankful that the Cowboys season is almost over!!

Steelers  27 Ravens 21

Pittsburg and Baltimore will meet in a few weeks for the AFC Championship!!  NOT!

Browns 31 Jaguars 21

Very thankful for Baker Mayfield’s ability to throw 12 passes and still win the ball game!!

Chiefs 35 Tampa Bay 32

Out with the old and in with the new!  Maholmes defeats Brady!!

Packers 24 Bears 14

Aaron Rodgers is headed for the All-State commercial HOF!!  And of course the NFL HOF!?

Have a great sports week!!

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NEXT WEEK REPORTING ON THE FIRST EVER PANDEMIC DRIVE THROUGH ’LIGHTS ON’ AT UTICA SQUARE!!

WEAR A MASK AND SAVE SOMEONE's ASS!!

FOS Notes:

• Myself and some TU friends went to the TU game last Saturday and had a tailgate party at the Coney Island hot dogs establishment on 11th and Delaware Street!!  As elder, crippled, and cantankerous old farts simply attending a college football game at 11th and Harvard can be crazy!!  One of my friends lost his phone on the way into the game, and another TU alum had one too many brownies and lost his way to the stadium after parking at 13th and College Avenue!!  So for 45 minutes while my college buds were trying to find their phone and their brain cells, I sat in my seat at Chapman Stadium and watched the Hurricane get down by a score of 14-0 to the SMU Merry Go Round Ponies!!  No this is not an episode of True Detective or another Silver Alert in Tulsa!!  Thank  goodness the old farts returned and TU came out victorious!!  I would like to make a special shoutout to the young girl who found Phil’s phone in the lady's restroom in the West stands of Chapman!!  Phil did not recall being in the girl's restroom but had trouble finding the hat that was on his head earlier!!  The good news is that none of us were arrested for loitering by the TU Campus Police!!  I am really glad I do not drink or smoke anymore or any less!!

• Governor Stit has not ordered the Pandemic Petri dish also known as rural Oklahoma to wear masks and save someone's ass!  Let’s leave the politics out and just listen to what the experts of science say, please!!

• Mr.Trump is contesting the election and basically contesting everything!He is even contesting his birth:  many folks think he was born inside a human-like creature in the first Alien movie!!  He is NOT contesting the Alien thing, Ummm?

FOS College Picks:

Tulsa 42 Tulane 31  

Thursday night Chapman ESPN magic for Tulsa University!!  Huge underground pandemic tailgate party held in the Lambda Chi Alpha basement with free drinks for TU Alums over 60 years of age or 60-inch waistline!!  The young men of Lambda had the tailgate party catered by Luby’s!!  Former TU player and Tulane Athletic Director Rick Dickson spoke in the Lamb Chopper basement with the smell of Luby’s baked cod and Bud Light throughout the party of young and old masked individuals!!  As temporary AD of Tulsa, Mr. Dickson promised a National Championship in football this decade!!  Numerous Tulsa Hurricane Happytimers almost choked on their turnip greens when Rick announced this!!  Note Lambda Chi alum Mike Dodson wept!!

Oklahoma 41 Oklahoma State 38

ESPN GAMEDAY AT NORMAN FOR FUN AND FROLIC PANDEMIC STYLE!!  Guest picker is said to be Dr. Faucci, Kyler Murray, Bob Stoops, Barry Switzer, or possibly Blake Shelton!!!  Guess who and win millions!!

This football masterpiece was one of the best Bedlam battles in Bedlam battle history!!  Oklahoma QB Spencer Rattler threw a 57-yard touchdown pass to 6’10” TE Austin Stogler with 28 seconds left in the final quarter!!  There was a small melee at half time between the two sideline and sports talk geeks of OU and OSU!!   Oklahoma State Sideline man Robert ’Haystack’ Allen ran into two OU players when leaving the field for halftime!!  Both the players were life-flighted to Mercy Hospital where they were in stable condition!!  One of the young Sooner players said he felt like Godzilla just knocked him to the pavement!!  A Sooner witness to the accident said the blow by the enormous Allen was like a Peter-Built Semi running over the Easter Bunny!!

Ohio State 45 Indiana 38

Ohio State averages beating the Hoosiers by 31 points a game over the last ten years!!  Well the ability of Indiana to stay within seven of the Buckeyes in the pandemic 2020 year is simply the growth of the Indiana program and has nothing to do with Coronavirus!   

***********UPSET SPECIAL***********

UCF 45 Cincinnati 44

Central Florida has slightly more offensive talent than Cincinnati and the New York Jets!!  The strong Cincinnati defense forgot to show up to the party in the Mickey Mouse world of Orlando!!  So sorry........Tulsa is in first in the AAC!  

Texas A&M 52 Ole Miss 28

New Ole Miss coach Lane Kiffin whom many have said was born in a pink Izod shirt, was out talented by the Aggies!!  Coach Kiffin is known for his obvious flirtation with young coeds and at times has been known to visit the campus pubs where the young and gullible girls lirk!!  Watch out for preppy men in pink Izod shirts!

Iowa State 38 Kansas State 32

The Clones have underachieving QB, Brock Purdy, who since the OU victory could not throw a football into the ocean if he was standing in the ocean!!  Even worse, the Mildcats have played themselves into the second option for the Coleman Septic Bowl in Wewoka, Oklahoma!!

Arkansas 37 LSU 24

Coach Pittman is back in the Razorback coaching saddle after testing positive for Coronavirus last week!!  LSU coach Ed Orgeron, or The Incredible Hulk, has lost tons of team talent and has fallen from the National Championship pedestal to an SEC also-ran!!

Wisconsin 27 at Northwestern 24

Pandemic or no pandemic, these two Big 10 powers along with Iowa are known for their 4 tight end sets and no creativity offenses!!  This will be a high scoring game for the Badgers and Northwestern!!

FOS High School Playoff Picks:

Second Round:

6AI

*********UPSET SPECIAL***********

Union 45 Broken Arrow 42

The Union Football team of Oklahoma upset the Broken Arrow Tigers with speed and cunning!!  The speed by the Union defense and the cunning of the Union student managers who snuck two live 🦙 llamas in the Broken Arrow High School office!!  Due to Broken Arrow’s loose Covid environment, the llamas were not required to wear masks!!

Jenks 49 Norman North 23

Norman North is the banner 6A team for the west side but is no match for the Trojans!!  KREV Norman has two local teams, Norman North and the Oklahoma Sooners!!  One will win Bedlam this weekend and one will lose to the Trojans!!

Owasso 52 Mustang 6

Owasso roped the Mustangs and I will never use that metaphor again!!  Was that a metaphor English majors!!???  The Ram defense looked imposing and finished strong with 3 oskies!!

6AII

BTW 44 Midwest City 35

The B in T newly named Booker T Washington Murder Hornets were too much for the Midwest City Bombers and stung their opponents badly Friday night!!

Bixby 55 Del City 12

Bixby players were very bored during the second half of this romp and decided to break out into study groups while the reserves play the second half!!

5A

Pryor 38 McAlester 31

Pryor Tigers made their number one fan writer Chris Taylor of Fansided very excited and giving after their victory over McAlester!!  Chris announced to the crowd Friday night that he would buy coffee at Starbucks for the first 100 folks Saturday morning that said Go Tigers!!  Great bit of kindness by Chris, now where is the Pryor Starbucks?

Bishop Kelley 41 Tahlequah 19

BK makes Tahlequah wish it did not win their first playoff game!!  Star running back Heinecke rushed over and through numerous Tahlequah players and a dog on the way to 3 touchdowns!!

Carl Albert 45 Ardmore 21

Uncle Howard, former Carl Albert Principal, told me one time that if the Titans ever played Bishop Kelley they would win by 100!!  Settle down now Howard!! 

4A

Cushing 20 Weatherford 19

My nephew Caleb was Covid 19 grounded for this game for sitting next to a carrier in Astronomy class!!  The COVED 19 carrier was said to be head cheerleader Sosha Tuskaderro who is very popular!!

Wagoner 42 Sallisaw 14

Wagoner should probably be in 5A!!  Other 4A schools try to bribe families to move into Wagoner county to increase their school population up to the 5A requirement!!  True story, Google it!

3A

Lincoln Christian 38 Central 16

Lincoln Christian has more talent than OU and like OU is known as the Quarterback factory of 3A high school football!!

Holland Hall 56 Checotah 14

The Dutchmen and future Tulsa University defensive end Owen Ostroski made Checotah look like a 6th-grade flag football team!!

2A 

Sperry 34 Victory Christian 20

The Pirates had enough swords and cannons to hold of the Crusaders!!

Cascia Hall 49 Keys Parkhill 13

The Comando’s bus driver had no idea where Keys Parkhill is located and they did not show up on mapquest!!  One of the Cascia need dads had a 1981 paper Rand McNally map and located the town and the post office for further information!!

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Tonkawa 44 Dibble 21

As the expression states ’a little Dibble will do you’!!!  Tonkawa has 19 players on their team, so if Cov 19 hits watch out!!  The whole team is staying at Debbie from Tonkawa’s Quilt and Model Train house until after the playoffs!!  That place has no objects for the football team to get in trouble with!!

FOS Pro Picks:

Vikings 42 Cowboys 24

The Minnesota Vikings seem to be able to beat the Cowboys by 18 this week and lose to the Toronto Argonauts scout team the next week!!  Neither of these teams matter in Covid 2020!!

Browns 34 Eagles 31

The Browns seem to be creeping into the playoffs with Running Back Chubbs back in the fray!!  Eagles QB Wentz leading all leagues including the Tulsa Women league in interceptions!!  He made a pass at a Browns cheerleader AND it was intercepted by an NFL line judge!!

Chiefs 36 at Las Vegas 28

The Vegas Raiders have defeated the Chiefs on their home field but KC has done woked up and boat raced the rest of the AFC!!

Steelers 28 at Jaguars 21

The Jaguars of Jacksonville started close to the Steelers of Pittsburg but at the end the Steelers Rocky Blier and Franco Harris fan over the Jaguars who have no been founded yet!!

 

Broncos 31 Dolphins 28

Upset special has the Denver team beating the Miami team with a 62-yard field goal in the snow!!  The creative Bronco team built a large tee out of snow and boomed the 62 yard FG with 15 yards to spare!!

 

Have a great sports week!!

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FOS Notes:

• Who is older Trump, Biden or Tommy Lasorda?  Or a monk named Swami Sainadidi who is said to be over 120 years old?!  
• The University of Texas contract buyouts of basketball coach Shaka Smart and football coach Tom Herman are close to 1 billion dollars!!  The sale of their Austin homes and G7 Leer Jets could offset the buyout dollars!  The Texas Alums are tired of paying millions for averageness!!
• FOS Lookalikes:  1.  Chiefs coach Andy Reid and Captain Kangaroo!  2.  Nancy Pelosi and Blair Witch.  3.  VP Biden jogging to the podium at rallies and a newborn colt taking its first steps!  4.  President Trump's hair flapping in the wind and the monster plant in the Little Shop of Horrors movie!!  5.  Politics in general and Netflix show The Ozarks!!
• The following activities went on while babysitting Ana and Gus last week:  1.  Eating way too much Halloween candy!  2.  Sports such as football, golf, soccer, trampolining, basketball, and of course boccia 🏀 🏈😄!  3.  Uno with Gus rules and always winning!  4.  Calling cards left by rugrats in both toilets!  5.  A basketball shooting display between Gus and Papa including 3 games of pig, won by Gus; 4 games of horse won by Gus and; 4 games of raptor again won by G!!  He must have cheated!!  I was totally exhausted folks!!
• TU - Navy game postponed until New Years Eve 2021!!  The third TU game canceled due to the opponent's coronavirus!!
• I would recommend a cage wrestling match between Mumbles Biden and the Trumpanator, with the winner getting the Presidency!!  This might be a more accurate way to elect a President than we currently have via the electoral college!!
  
  
  

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FOS College Picks:

Tulsa 35 SMU 31

The Tulsa and Southern Methodist fan clubs like to tailgate together before this giant pandemic crowd of hundreds watches the game!!  The underground TU pandemic tailgate party again is located at the West side of the TU library and the SMU Blue Haired Ponies joined in with their own Wellers and Scotch!!  No scuffles like last year at the Utica Square Restuarant Wild Fork, but TU security (Tulsa Police rookies) did arrive and made us put my Jami’s brownies away!!  TU alum and Lambda Chi legend Mike Dodson arrived and spent 30 minutes showing the correct way to wear pandemic masks to the Tulsa Happy Timers!!  When Dodson and the TU security left, the brownies reappeared like magic!!  

   I just watched a Godzilla movie where the big monster takes care of three other bad monsters and saves the world!!  Doctor to be, Zaven Collins tossed SMU players around like monsters in a Godzilla movie for 10 tackles 2 TFLs (tackles for losses ladies), and 3 sacks!!

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Texas A&M 36 at Tennessee 31.     this would have happened if they played

The Aggies and Volunteer cheerleaders got together to have a spirited Cheer-off during pregame warmups!!  The A&M cheerleaders had a little more pep in their step than their counterparts!!  The Volunteer crowd of 23,480 booed as the A&M cheer squad was awarded 🏆 the Cheer-off Trophy for the wayward cats foundation in College Station!!  This was very painful for Aggie mascot Reveille, a dog, who is seeming psychological help after being upstaged by cats!!

Florida 41 Arkansas 31

The Gators have a lot of talent and are tough to beat in the swamp!!  Razorback coach Pittman is a shoo-in for SEC coach of the year!!  Of course, Alabama coach Grumpy will have something to say or pay about that!!

Michigan 30 Wisconsin 24

Michigan coach Khaki has 9 lives and has not used many of them this pandemic season!  His teams are playing well and all is delightful in Khaki land!!

Memphis 42 at Navy 27

Memphis has top 10 talent and Navy is having a down year!!   

Illinois 33 at Rutgers 28

The Illini coached by Lovie Smith learned the dive left and dive right plays under the tutelage of John Cooper at the University of Tulsa!!  

Texas Tech 31 Baylor 17

Red Raiders QB Henry Columbi digested the Baylor defense!!  Columbi, with his dark black long hair, had the ladies ewing and awing!!  He learned soccer in his country of Brazil and later American football in the States!!  He completed 22 for 30 passes for 278 yards and 3 touchdowns!!

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West Virginia 46 TCU 31

The Mountaineers of West Virginia used the horny frogs as the kindling for the giant Homecoming bonfire 🔥!!  Just kidding, they don't cook frogs in West Virginia, or do they?  The West Virginia Mountaineer Mascot shot his gun into the bonfire for some unknown reason and caused a small fire on two cheerleaders heads!!  The girls were fine and did their routines with a small 6-inch burnt bald spot on top of their noggin!!  True story!!

Virginia Tech 38 Miami 34

One of my buddies from church gave me a Virginia Tech hat from his brother in law who works for the Hokies athletic department!!  He happens to be the head coach, and former Union High School stud QB, Justin Fuente!!. What a great family!!  Coach Fuente had a few grey hairs when he started the Hokie gig but now he has a few billion grey hairs!!  Thanks, VTU!!

***********Upset Special***********

Boston College 24 Notre Dame 17

The luck of the Irish has finally run out!!  The team bus was stolen in their Chestnut Hills hotel!!  The team lost 500 headphones per the campus police report.  The new bus was used by a bridge club and smelled like mothballs!!  Sorry Irish players!!

FOS High School Picks:

********First Rounds Playoffs*******

6AI

Union 42 at Enid 31

The Union, soon to be not Redskins, drilled the Plainsmen in the first half and hung on for the W!!

Broken Arrow 48 Putman City 18

Broken Arrow has its sights on the Gold ball!!  Unfortunately so does Union, Jenks and Owasso!!

Jenks 46 Moore 26

Jenks QB Kittleman could be the difference to put Jenks in the driver's seat for the ahead of the rest!

Owasso 52 Edmond Memorial 6

Owasso will continue to the finals with excellent talent and superior coaching!!  Note:  please read Coach Graham, Jami and I need ticky-wickies!!

6AII Playoffs

BTW 37 Lawton 20

BTW is watching the high school playoff brackets to make sure they don't see Bixby till late in the pairing!!  All of 6A will be eyeballing the Bixby Spartans and hoping to avoid an early exit!

5A Playoffs

Pryor 42 Will Rogers 8

Pryor is having one it's best seasons in 15 years!!  Will Rogers is just happy to be playing another game!!  

Shawnee 28 Sapulpa 13

This game is a coin flip and Shawnee was heads!

4A

Cushing 36 Bethany 25

As the Uncle of two Cushing football players, I have the undisputed right to pick the Tigers to win the 4A state Gold Ball!!  That being said, Caleb if you don't start hitting someone HARD, Mike and I will have to show you how to drive someone to the turf!!

Skiatook 35 Fort Gibson 17

Which has bigger bass, Skiatook Lake or Lake Fort Gibson?  Fort Gibson has bigger bass but Skiatook has better football in 2020!

Bristow 31 McClain 12

McCain is kinda wondering what it's doing in the playoffs!!  The Titans have not even practiced the victory formation since August!!

3A

Central 36 Locust Grove 23

The Braves QB Kt Owens can throw and run Central to another round or two!!

2A

Perry 42 Meeker 20

Perry Maroons should make Meeker more meeker many moons over!!

Victory Christian 36 Salina 16

Victory Christian will last just one more round!!

Blackwell 36 Prague 20

Blackwell will win its first playoff game since FDR was Prez!!

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Tonkawa 41 Stratford 32

The Stratford Spartans......never even heard of them!!  My cousin Kelly lives in Tonkawa with her husband Charlie runs the whole town!  He is the mayor and would give anyone the shirt off his back!!

FOS Pro Picks:

Browns 34 Texans 31

Brown’s Baker Mayfield has performed numerous Progressive Insurance commercials and has a knack for acting!

The first Progressive commercial has Baker trying to get in his stadium/home with 3 bags of groceries and somewhat creative writing!!  B in T could use their commercial creator for his blog!!

Steelers 31 Bengals 14

This current Steeler defense reminds us of the old Iron Curtain D back in the 70s!!   Young DE T.J. Watt could lose a tooth and be the next Jack Lambert in today's sports world!!

Raiders 31 Broncos 21

The Broncos and QB Drew Lock are trying to keep out of the basement in the AFC West!!  The Chiefs will be awarded the title by just showing up against Las Vegas, LA Chargers, and the Broncos!!  Tulsa McLain's own Josh Jacobs ran over more Broncos than Hoss Cartwright at the Ponderosa!!!

Chicago 31 Minnesota 10  Monday Night Football.

The Bears are a perennial peripheral playoff team!!  Whatever that means.  The Bears will be defeated in the first round of the playoffs and the Vikings suck badly!!

Have a great sports week!!

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Bob’s Bail Bonds and Car Wash (Chicago, IL) Big Brother Bill’s Psychic Palm Reading and Bed & Breakfast (Tulsa, OK) MR Bait, Fishing Tackle and Homemade Fudge Shop (Boulder, CO) Weh’s Wiener Wagon and Dry Cleaners, Lawrence, Kansas T-Brew’s Cockroach Farm and Pizza Palace, Tulsa, OK Dr. Richard Stephens DDS Roy Thomason Retired Sigma Chi TU