Bryan in Tulsa
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Thousands of little farts will be playing Little League baseball this year!
Here are the patent lineups each coach will pull out this year:
Center field- speediest kid
Left field- nicest kid 😇
Right field- slowest kid and the best dandelion puller upper!
Third base- strongest armed kid 💪
Shortstop- best athlete
Second base- the smallest and mouthiest kid with the snottiest nose‼️
BTW ‘Twerking’ does not belong in BASEBALL‼️
First base - Tallest kid
Catcher- toughest kid
Pitcher- Coaches kid
A lot of dandelions to be plucked this year in Little Leagues all over America‼️
B in T’s Somewhat Funny Notes:
😂One of my daughters is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says: "Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." My daughter (I will leave them nameless for my own health) starts crying to her husband, sobbing "That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!" Confused, he says, "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved."
After a few minutes, my daughter who is still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian”‼️
GET IT?
…………..
GET IT?
Yet?
🏀Top 5 B in T - Oklahoma Men’s Basketball Head Coaching Candidates:
1.Billy Donovan, Chicago Bulls head coach: At 60, Donovan is a coaching legend with two national titles at Florida and a proven NBA track record, including his time with the Oklahoma City Thunder!!
2. Kellen Sampson, Houston Cougars assistant coach: As an assistant at Houston under his father Kelvin, Kellen is heir apparent to a powerhouse program. But when will Kelvin retire? How long will Kellen have to wait to takeover? A homecoming to OU—where his dad once coached—could be tempting, blending family legacy with program revival‼️
3. Bryce Drew, Grand Canyon head coach: Drew has danced in March at every stop, from Valparaiso (famous for his buzzer-beater as a player) to Vanderbilt and now Grand Canyon. Hailing from a basketball royalty family—his brother Scott coaches at Baylor!
4. Brad Underwood, Illinois Fighting Illini head coach: Currently at Illinois, Underwood has Big Ten success under his belt, including multiple NCAA appearances. His prior stint at Oklahoma State gives him in-state knowledge, and he's crossed paths with Denny professionally for the last few years‼️
5. Hollis Price, Houston Cougars assistant coach: An OU legend from the 2002 Final Four team, Price has absorbed elite coaching under Kelvin Sampson at Houston. Hiring him would unify the fanbase, injecting passion and "Sooner Magic" back into Norman. His player connections and recruiting prowess could spark immediate excitement‼️
Kellen Sampson even played at Oklahoma‼️🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼
Sleeper for Oklahoma coach and he will be a hot topic if staying in Tulsa:
Eric Konkol, Tulsa Golden Hurricane head coach: Leading Tulsa with scant support‼️
😂My grandmother Audoo was born in 1890! Fattest man in the World back in 1890 (people paid money to see him) Chauncey Morlan‼️He was recognized as the world's fattest man around 1890, weighing approximately 474 pounds at that time. As an American circus performer, he was exhibited as a "human curiosity"‼️
In today’s world he’d be 3rd biggest person on the chip isle at Wallmart‼️
B in T NCAA 🏀Scores‼️
NCAA Tournaments:
SEC Post-Season Tournament
Oklahoma 89 South Carolina 74
Oklahoma has won 6 out it last 8 league games and will make a tough game for the 12th seed in this case South Carolina!! OU has no big man but Mo Wague is 6’10” and weighs 190 lbs and can make threes without jumping with his 42-inch arms, as he knocked 5 out of 7 three-point shots down from way down town‼️ Way to go Mo!! The Sooners are starting to make a strong resume for an at-large‼️
Big 12 Tournament
T-Mobile Center Kansas City
Oklahoma State 81 Colorado 70
The OSU Cowboys roped the Colorado fake Cowboys early and kept them in Big 12 Tournament one more day‼️
Anthony Roy, OSU guard hit 4 3s in the second half to put away the Buffs!! Prime Time started to speak to the sad Buffs but remembered he was not the Basketball coach!
Kansas
Big 10 Tournament
American Tournament
B in T MLB
Players who need to move it or lose it in 2026:
Cardinals
8-4 early preseason record, just ordered my playoff tickets ‼️‼️🤪🤪
Jordan Walker RF
My favorite Cardinal has failed me, so I am sad to say he must perform in ‘26‼️ The Cardinals have said Walker’s spring numbers don’t matter as much as simply seeing him take good at-bats. And he likely has a starting spot in St. Louis’ outfield no matter what. But after producing a 68 OPS+ and a 30.7% strikeout rate over his past two seasons (574 plate appearances), there is some pressure on the Cards’ former No. 1 prospect to implement his offseason work -- including changes to his swing and setup in the batter’s box -- and show that he can be the feared slugger that this lineup sorely lacks‼️
Astros:
3-7 most teams have replaced plastic drum for the metal drums when the Astros are in town!! Smoke signals don't work bro!
3B Carlos Correa
Correa returned to the organization that took him with the No. 1 overall pick in 2012, when he was traded from the Twins last July! The blockbuster deal came on the heels of the Astros losing third baseman Isaac Paredes to an injury that saw Correa make the move to third (All-Star Jeremy Peña is firmly entrenched at shortstop). Correa returned to his role as the unequivocal clubhouse leader, and the Astros are now shopping Paredes!👀
Cubs
6-8 who cares, give them a parade!
Alex Bregman's first home run as a Cub generated excitement, with fans and the team celebrating his addition! One exhibition homer and Bregman is loved by all❤️‼️
Royals
5-7 record - a possible move of the team to Omaha rumor killing the team morale!!
2B Johnsthon India
India’s struggles in 2025 are well documented, amplified by the fact that the Royals acquired him to be an on-base leadoff man for them and he finished the year with career lows in batting average (.233), on-base percentage (.323) and slugging percentage (.346). The Royals still tendered him a contract and agreed to an $8 million deal to avoid arbitration, staking their belief in a bounce-back year for the 29-year-old!
Suck or not to suck that is the question Mr. India must ask himself in ‘26‼️
Blackwell Flycatchers:
My beautiful wife of almost 41 years was born in the metropolis of Blackwell, so her bestie, Brenda is a house mom for the FCatchers‼️‼️ Thus one good reason for some FCatcher coverage‼️
Here is some information for those who need Flycatcher tickets‼️And u may go through me as I am a registered Blackwell FlyCatcher ticket dude!
The 2026 Blackwell FlyCatchers (Pecos League) schedule at Morgan Field includes home games against the Trinidad Triggers on May 27 and July 22, and the North Platte 80s on June 1-2, with a game against the Garden City Wind on June 30, 2026, all at 6:30 PM CST‼️Key 2026 Home Games at Morgan Field (800 South Main Street, Blackwell, OK):
- May 27, 6:30 PM: vs. Trinidad Triggers
- June 1, 6:30 PM: vs. North Platte 80s
- June 2, 6:30 PM: vs. North Platte 80s
- June 30, 6:30 PM: vs. Garden City Wind
- July 22, 6:30 PM: vs. Trinidad Triggers
Dodgers
10-4 The Dodgers cheat, even in Preseason, you know what I’m saying?
Freddie Freeman is the only Dodger I even come close to liking! I despise the rest!! Hehe! I love my brother Tre who loves Dodger Blue and especially Mr Clutch Freddie Freeman ‘so ok i like freddie freeman’, shhhhhhh‼️
Even though Freddie Freeman’s bat remains as dangerous as ever, it isn’t surprising that the veteran is starting to consider the potential end of his career as he enters his age-36 season, and his 17th season as a Major League player‼️ Freeman isn’t planning to hang up his cleats any time soon and would like to play four more seasons, and then retire at age 40 while still playing for the Dodgers!
Freeman still has two years remaining on the six-year, $162MM free agent deal he signed with the Dodgers during the 2021-22 offseason. His desire to play through his 40th birthday would therefore require another contract following his current deal, and the future Hall-of-Famer isn’t worried about his status with his local team!
Brewers
Record 6-7 using their minor leaguers! Ha!
Garrett Mitchell CF
Garrett reached arbitration eligibility this past offseason and signed for $950,000, positioning the 27-year-old to enter another year as the frontrunner to be the everyday center fielder! The trouble with Mitchell has been staying healthy. He’s missed significant time with a knee injury (2021), an oblique injury (‘22), shoulder surgery (‘23), a fractured finger (‘24) and oblique and shoulder injuries in ‘25.
Have a great sports week!
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