Bryan in Tulsa
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Bobblehead Sports:
Papi B in T at Charlie’s soccer game! No red cards for either one of us! Charlie scored a goal and Papi was able to get up out of the chair without incident ‼️ WIN WIN‼️
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B in T College Football Picks:
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Oklahoma 31 at Tennessee 24
Tennessee QB Joey Aguilar has taken coach Heupel’s play-calling mind and inserted it in Joey’s Hippocampus! The hippocampus, is a curved, seahorse-shaped organ in the temporal lobe, and is the primary site for memory formation! So if I may explain, the Volunteer’s QB came up 1 touchdown short cuz coach Heupel's hippocampus memory was not transferable to Joey’s!
Game Notes:
Mateer was back to 100%, 22 for 26, 304 yds, 2TDs and a new NIL auto for his fav tight end Jeran Kanak!
2019 Hummer
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Arkansas 38 Mississippi State 33
Hog coach Pittman is fishing in Alaska, as we say bye, bye coach Pittman and hello assistant coach and QB coach Bobby Petrino!! One last bad move on Pittman (losing to ND by 90)and in swoops the Razorback Trustees to can Pittman and bring in Bobby Petrino‼️
Arkansas’ Tyson trustees have offered a lifetime supply of Tyson Chickens to Nicky Saban and all his ancestors and 100 million to coach Saban for four years in the hills of Fayetteville!!
Kansas 34 Oklahoma State 17
With Gundy unceremoniously in the wind, temp hire OC Meacham the OSU offense has nowhere to go but up in the total offense rankings! KU super stud QB Jalon Daniels was nothing short of spectacular with his 28-35 passes for 348 yds and 3 TDs!
Daniels is currently working on his thesis for his doctorate in Astrophysics‼️ Which is an advanced doctoral degree focused on the physics of celestial objects and phenomena‼️
Ohio State 38 Penn State 17
Penn State QB Senior Drew Allar is known for his strong arm and his aggressive approach in pushing the offense downfield through the air! He is also 4-7 against top 25 teams over 2 years! Strong pro prospect according to Mel Kiper! Ha!
Ohio State just wants to know who they will play in the Big 10 Championship! Plus the Big 10 has a bigger trophy than the National Championship!
Big 10
National Championship
Trophy
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KState 31 Texas Tech 28
Texas Tech’s Cody Campbell is not the name of a bad guy on Gunsmoke, but the Multi-Billionaire from Lubbock you don't know about!
Cody Campbell was a four-year letterman as an offensive lineman at Texas Tech from 2001-04, where he was an all-Big 12 performer!After college, he spent one season in the NFL, signing as an undrafted free agent with the Indianapolis Colts! Once his football career was over, Campbell put his master’s degree in finance to good use. Alongside John Sellers, his former Texas Tech teammate, Campbell founded Double Eagle Energy Holdings, an oil and gas production company. In February, it was sold to Diamondback Energy Inc. in a deal worth more than $4 billion! It was hardly his first big payday, either. Campbell’s previous two business deals were worth $2.8 billion (in 2017) and $6.4 billion (in 2021)! Geesh! How bout’ those Red Raiders?‼️
Game notes:
Huge upset win for K-State as Billionaire and former O-Lineman from Tech Cody Campbell was in an altercation with a K-State cheerleader after the game!!This shoving match between the two, was decided by a cheeroff between Campbell and Wildcat cheerleader Buffy Wallsdorfer! Won by Buffy!
Iowa State 36 Arizona State 20
The town of Ames, Iowa is filled with history and the best tailgating bar is Wallaby’s Bar and Grill! The Clone Bikers ☠️ of Ames were invited to tailgate at Walaby’s for the AZ State game and brought about 2 hundo bikers to party bro‼️Most of the smoking seen below is from the Clone Biker’s grill! And some smoke is from hooch and ‘shrooms‼️Shhhhhhh‼️
Game notes:
The Clones ran a 5-tight end, 3-tackles, with three fullbacks winged-T on offense in the second half!
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Nebraska 38 USC 30
Nebraska coach Matt Ruhle is 5’6” 200lbs on a good day, while USC’s Lincoln Riley invented the metro-sexual term!! He is the new Kliff Kingsbury of college football!
I will take some Matt Ruhle anytime‼️So will PSU‼️
Game notes:
So Cal's defense gave up 273 yards in the second half, while the Corhusker defense gave up 72 yards in the second half‼️The Cornshuckers outscored the Trojans 24 to 6
in the second half! So you could say Matt Ruhle and the Nebraska D turned the game upside down! Hahahahaha‼️
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Notre Dame 45 at Boston College 24
Notre Dame’s defense shut out the Eagles in the second half! Many of the BC fans left the game in tears others just left and drank heavily!
Illinois 35 Rutgers 31
One team is surging and one team is poopin’ out tired‼️Illinois seems to be kicking butt after an early-season tough schedule! Rutgers is a basketball school, and I am not sure why they are in the Big 10!
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Texas 38 Vanderbilt 28
Vanderbilt scares the BeJesus out of every SEC team it plays!
Texas and Arch fo sho! But Texas 5 stars out play the Vandy brainiacs by 10‼️
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PUMPKIN MAN IS IN TOWN‼️
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A number of Junior Pumpkin Men were at each high school (including Oklahoma State) in Tulsa County handing out Halloween candies on
Halloween Game Night‼️ Close to 15 hunard Junior Pumpkin Men handed out 35K Reeses Pumpkin Men Peanut Butter Cups and kept the kids wired through the Halloween weekend!
🔼🔼Jr Pumpkins handing out Reeses Pumpkin Cups!
🔼🔼While these Pumpkin men are handing out brownies to everyone with a medical card‼️
B in T High School Picks:
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Bixby 67 Deer Creek 25
Bigsby scored 66 against the Jenks Trojans a few weeks ago, so I figured that they could score 67 against Deer Creek! Deer Creek is a good western Oklahoma team and played the Spartans within 50‼️
Game notes:
Jenks QB Landon Kizzar threw for 230 yards 2 TDs and ran for 170 yds and 2 TDs!
The Jenks Pride Marching Band turned down an appearance in another Rose Bowl Parade and accepted an appearance at the Super Bowl Halftime show with Taylor Swift! You heard it or read it here first‼️
Mt Saint Mary 41 Blackwell 13
The Blackwell season is winding down and the Blackwell parents are thrilled!
They're thrilled, not cause the team has been abysmal this year but because National Champion Blackwell Maroon Cheer Squad of 75 girls will be performing more for wrestling‼️
BTW 38 at Coweta 23
The Tigers that roam Coweta are only seen at the Tulsa Zoo! But the 2025 Coweta Tigers will now have the only high school live Siberian Tiger donated from Tiger King Foundation! The largest Siberian Tiger is now the mascot for Coweta High‼️
True shat! Google it! Dare ya!
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Cascia Hall 42 Verdigris 12
The Verdigris Cardinals Mascot is one of the largest bird mascots in America 🇺🇸!
Here the giant bird dwarfs three Verdigris varsity cheer girls below!🔽🔽
The 7’ bird mascot can scare adults as well!
Game notes:
Cascia QB Barrett Mullen was 18 for 25 with 4TDs, signed 25 autographs, and received 14 cheerleader digits (mostly Verdigris cheer girls)‼️
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Choctaw 38 at Lawton Ike 16
Game notes:
QB Landon Gatson of the Blue Jackets threw for 3 TDs, 268 yds and 0 interceptions!
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The TMZ Sports folks told the B in T Sports folks that the University of Tulsa has offered Mr Gatson a NIL deal worth a year's supply of Mazzio's Pizza, a scholarship to THE University of Tulsa, and a lifetime supply of Arby’s first down clickers (retro 1997)!! Gatson’s family cried at his first NIL and scholarship offer!
1997 TU Arby’s Clicker‼️
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Jenks 42 at Enid 13
Never mess with a Plainsman!
Oh…….what is a Plainsman? It is simply a person who lives on the plains of North America!
The men and women of the plains cannot play football very well but they can shoot the wings off a fly from 2 football fields away with a musket gun‼️
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Del City 35 at Hale 22
Hale Defensive Lineman, super stud, bouncer at Lipsticks Cabaret, J T Kaufman makes all Hale alums very proud for his football prowess and the monumental turnaround of the Ranger football team! Kaufman had 6 tackles, 3 TFLs, 2 sacks, 2 tipped passes and 5 Del City cheerleader digits‼️Great job young man! Playoff-bound for the first time since Nathan Hale was a spy for the Continental Army!
Nathan Hale in a daintier time of U.S. Americana‼️‼️
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Tonkawa 27 at Pawnee 20
Senior Night at Pawnee!
Tonkawa got revenge for their homecoming loss to Pawnee in ‘24! Pawnee like the movie ‘Footloose’ does not allow dancing which coupled with the loss to Tonkawa made the Saturday Pawnee Soc-Hop very boring…………………..
until Kevin Bacon ARRIVED‼️
Tonkawa Moms vs Pawnee Moms- Halloween theme Bobbing for Apples
The Pawnee moms won this competition simply due to their outstanding jaw exercises, which comes in handy in bobbing for apples and hickies‼️
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Pawnee Diner of the Week
Ranch Burger
405 4th St, Pawnee, OK 74058
Famous Ranch Burger with Calf Fries that were eaten 6 times by the late great Gaylord Sartain aka Mazzeppa Pumpaziodi‼️
Union 31 Westmore 13
Looks like our beloved coach Graham makes the playoffs by the a gnat’s butt!
Game notes:
Union offense scores 31 and has 1 penalty for 5 yards! A good day for the young bucks!
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Bills 35 Chiefs 28
I promised my Chief fans readers that I would not talk about anything to do with Engagements, weddings, Swifties, Life of a Showgirl, Taylor Swift’s long legs, or Taylor’s appearance on late-night with Jimmy Fallon (6 times)Weeeellll….Ooops I effed that up‼️
Game notes:
Josh Allen was 23 for 30, 287 yds, 3 TDs, 78 yds rushing and 1 TDs and 0 pics‼️Mahomes and Kelcy were superb with their timing on passes in warm-up but when the game started the shat hit the wall and Mahomes could not hit the side of one of Kelcy’s 2 new mansions bought for him as engagement gifts from you know who!
Rhode Island
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Bears 24 at Bengals 13
The Bears' defense had some tough scrimmages this week after they no-showed last week against Idle last week‼️
Haha! The D did nothing for two weeks but THE FAMOUS
OKLAHOMA DRILL‼️‼️The D was awesome against the Bengal Baby Cats!
Texans 31 Broncos 27
The Texans are feeling good, after rallying for 3 wins in a row!! The Texans rope the Broncos with a last-minute 35-yard TD pass to Nico Collins‼️Nico loves riding Broncos!
Cowboys 35 Cardinals 34
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Cardinals 35 at Cowboys 34
My favorite team over many, many years (Dallas) VS my favorite player ever in the history of mankind (ZAVEN COLLINS)‼️‼️Pick either score and be a WINNER‼️‼️
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Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa!
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