Bryan in Tulsa
Lee and Lionel Weather
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Please read if you live in Tornado Alley or around it!(pay close attention to the last damage horrificness‼️)
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EF 0
Wind Speed: 65-85 mph
Classification: Gale/minor
While often brief, EF-0 tornadoes can still cause damage.
Possible damage includes:
- Roof shingles loosened or ripped off
- Damaged siding on buildings and homes
- Shallow-rooted trees pushed over
- Possible hair piece off an old farts head‼️
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EF 1
Wind Speed: 86-110 mph
Classification: Moderate
With winds between 86 and 110 mph, EF-1 tornadoes can cause significant damage, even to well-built structures.
Possible damage includes:
- Roofs ripped off buildings
- Mobile homes overturned
- Large branches snapped from trees
- May flatten a family of turtles‼️
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EF 2
Wind speed: 111-135 mph
Classification: Significant
EF-2 tornadoes are considered the first level of strong tornadoes on the Enhanced Fujita Scale. With wind speeds significantly faster than freeway speed limits, EF-2 tornadoes can wreak havoc on buildings and land.
Possible damage includes:
- Entire roofs of buildings and structures ripped off
- Large trees uprooted
- Boxcars overturned
- Boxcar Willie grave overturned‼️
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EF 3
Wind speed: 136-165 mph
Classification: Severe
Compared to the lesser tornado categories, EF-3 tornadoes can cause widespread devastation, such as leveling well-constructed houses or causing major roof and wall failures. The destructive winds can also generate large and dangerous debris from ripped-apart structures.
Possible damage includes:
- Strong, framed houses completely destroyed
- Large trees snapped or uprooted
- Heavy objects such as cars thrown through the air
- Buildings with weak foundations lifted off their foundations
- Wheat bins in Blackwell, Oklahoma reduced to pulp‼️
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EF 4
Wind speed: 166-200 mph
Classification: Devastating
EF-4 tornadoes are rare but terrifying forces of nature. With wind speeds reaching a staggering 166 to 200 mph, they can cause catastrophic damage to entire neighborhoods, and turn ordinary objects into high-speed missiles.
EF-4 tornadoes are statistically rare, accounting for only about 2% of all tornados reported in the United States.
Possible damage includes:
- Well-constructed buildings leveled
- Cars and large objects thrown long distances
- Dirt and vegetation scored from the earth
- High school football stadiums thrown two counties over‼️
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EF 5
Wind speed: >200 mph
Classification: Incredible
EF-5 tornadoes — the most destructive tornado classification — boast wind speeds exceeding 200 mph, making them the most powerful winds recorded on Earth. Picture entire buildings completely leveled, vehicles tossed around like toys, and massive debris generated by the destructive winds.
Possible damage includes:
- Vehicles of all sizes shredded and thrown miles away
- Completely demolished neighborhoods and towns
- Entire landscapes scoured and flattened
- The Gateway Arch in St Louis blew over to Busch Memorial Stadium‼️
Less than 1% of all tornadoes reported in the United States have been categorized as EF-5, but they remain a sobering reminder of the importance of preparedness for severe weather events!!
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Bobblehead Sports:
A couple of munchkin granddaughters got in Papi’s and Mimi’s closets!! Hahaha!! TU shirts, Boccia shirts and giant shoes!! Cuties!!
B in T notes:
⚾️The Cards AAA team in Memphis, could have a stronger rotation than the MLB Cards‼️
Libby
Mcgreevy ⬆️
Mathews
Roby
Robberse
BOOM GOES DA DYNOMITE‼️
🏀Two players on the Wilson
High School (Henretta) basketball team were arrested earlier this month, accused of robbing a Jenks convenience store employee. Armed with a gun and covering their faces, they demanded money and cigarettes from a woman who was working at the time!! The Henryetta coach said that his student athletes don't smoke so it was not them! Makes sence!
They were allowed to play their State playoff B class games with their bracelets on!! Innocent until proven guilty!?
⚾️High school teammates and college rivals, St. Louis RHPs Andre Pallante and Michael McGreevy never dreamed they would be on the same MLB staff! Holy shat it is a 3,450,319 to 1 chance according to my statistics department!
B in T College BBall picks:
Women:
Men Final Sweet 16‼️
Arkansas 81 Texas Tech 77
Chase Center, San Fransisco
Many of The Razorbacks and Red Raiders fans have never been past Nevada and think of San Fran as the Capital for freedom to dress as you like, smoke what you want and eff everything else!! A number of hog fans went to The Twin Peaks Tavern thinking this was similar to the Twin Peaks near Bud Walton street in Fayetteville!! No LGBT breath, this was an all-gay bar by Chase Center!! The female Razorback fans loved it and stayed till closing!! The men went to the hotel and showered then to the nearest Biker bar called Zeitgeist which was not the type of Biker bar they expected! The HogMen ended up at In and Out Burgers!! The men were in bed by 11 PM! The ladies were home by 3 in the morning and smiling from their fun times at The Twin Peaks Tavern‼️
Oh…… the game - The Razorback's trio of guards, Boogie, Audou, and D.J., combined for 58 points, 14 assists and 7 dunks and taking control of the game late in the second half!
Houston 77 Purdue 70
Purdue big men are big! But those big dudes must cover the shorter, faster, and more athletic guards! L J Cryer and Milos Uzan are running circles around Purdue big men, like mice in a maze on crack‼️The final score was closer than the game thread!
Kentucky 77 Tennessee 68
The Wildcats are led by ex-OU guard Otega Oweh and his control of the team and 3-point shooting led Kentucky to a hard-fought victory!! After the game a couple of families of four Wildcat and Volunteer fans got into a small skirmish! Evidently the Lulu Lemon moms and kids were arguing about which team had a better mascot‼️ The kids and moms fake-fought for 30 seconds, then hugged while a dads went to the local pub for a couple of shots‼️
Duke 90 Arizona 51
Cooper Flagg the all everything from Newport, Maine just turned the drinking age of 18, although more importantly, he could gorilla dunk on a NBA regulation goal when he was 11 years old‼️Flagg went for 34 points, 11 boards, 5 assists, 3 blocks and 3 Arizona cheerleader digits‼️ Marriage age in Maine is 16 if accompanied by a parrlent‼️ True shat bro‼️
Digits, digits, digits‼️
Auburn 81 Michigan 72
The location for the Sweet 16 game is at State Farm Arena in Atlanta, Georgia!! This was smack dab in SEC country where rabid SEC and Tiger fans bought up all the ticky wickies behind the Wolverine player bench‼️
Don't mess with the SEC‼️
Alabama 88 BYU 63
No players from BYU have ever been to the Prudential Center in New Jersey or even New Jersey, where their Sweet 16 game is located! The BYU NCAA travel group took 4,000 Bibles even before they entered New Jersey!! Not enough as mighty Bama won by 25‼️
Florida 70 Maryland 69
Florida’s front line is the envy of some NBA teams! Freshman Center Derek Queen at 6’10” tall is a building in the middle of Maryland's front line!! I love this matchup and we will see a last-minute win by the Gator’s big men!
B in T MLB:
Cardinals
Rookie third baseman Raniel Rodriguez, was put at 14th in the Cardinal top 100 players from the FARM system! He batted .353 with 10 dingers and 53 ribbies as a 17-year-old in the PCL!! Pujols stats bro!!
Cubs
As much as I hate to admit it the Cubs have one of the top
farm systems in the National League! There are some notable names who were optioned to Triple-A or sent back to minor league camp.
The three who stand out the most are Luke Little, Ethan Roberts and James Triantos!! Little, a big lefty reliever, Roberts another bullpen stud and Triantas a young 2B, 3B that hits was sent to triple-A and all three could be on a ML roster easily!
Royal
Royals starting 5 pitchers:
Cole Ragans - LHP
Seth Lugo - RHP
Michael Wacha - RHP
Michael Lorenzen - RH
Kris Bubic - LHP
This is the group of five starters the Royals should roll with to open the season. Bubic, a former first-round pick of the Royals, spent last year pitching exclusively in relief after recovering from a Tommy John surgery, but he looked outstanding in his 27-game stint!
Dodgers
Tyler Glasnow is hoping that some offseason tweaks to his delivery will help him achieve sustainable success in his second season with the Dodgers! Expectations are sky-high for this year's Dodgers rotation, whose will appear to open the season with Yoshinobu Yamamoto, Blake Snell, Roki Sasaki and Glasnow. The level of talent among those four starters and the depth beyond them is such that in a best-case scenario, this Dodgers rotation could go down as one of the greatest in baseball history!!
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Astros
The Astros added an experienced arm to their bullpen mix Friday by signing veteran left-hander Jalen Beeks to a Minor League contract, a move which gives manager Joe Espada another option in a bullpen that has at least three spots up for grabs.
Have a great sports weekend!
Bryan in Tulsa
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