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Bobblehead Sports:
Andy Reid was not happy with his head set! But loved his trick-or-treat candy!
B in T notes:
*With all the area schools winning at an all-time low, time for basketball!!
🏈🤮Tulsa has reestablished Keith Burns's era perfectly!
🏈🤮OSU looks like the Bob Simmons of old!!
🏈🤮OU’s team has a John Blake sucky feel to it!!
*NFL QB Coaches better be looking over their shoulders!!
Anthony Richardson is 22. Benched!
Bryce Young is 23. Benched!
Trey Lance is 24. Benched!.
Justin Fields is 25. Benched!
Will Levis is 25. Benched!
Zach Wilson is 25. Benched!
Mac Jones is 26. Benched!
Kenny Pickett is 26. Benched!
B in T College picks:
Mizzou 27 Oklahoma 17
The Sooners are struggling to get that bowl-eligible 6th win! Many folks think that OU fans are ready to get rid of their HC Venables today!! B in T says they need to get rid of him yesterday!! Who promoted Littrell?? 👀👀👀
Mizzou is average in the SEC but still too much for the Sooners!!
TCU 27 Oklahoma State 17
Both teams are striving to reach mediocracy and praying for a bowl with sunshine and drinks with umbrellas!! After the game ended TCU head coach Sonny Dykes exchanged his resume with Cowboys (very offensive)Offensive Coordinator Kasey Dunn, who will be DONE soon!!
Iowa State 34 at Kansas 24
The Clones are amazing and becoming popular in Ames even!! The folks in Ames thought the crazy Clone colors everyone was wearing on Saturdays was for another Pride Celebration!! Now they know they have a powerhouse football team!!
Not a Pride Celebration!!
Georgia 38 at Ole Miss 35
Georgia players are so used to winning they are shocked when they are underdogs on the road!! My TMZ Sports sources say Ole Miss has a number of trustees not happy with Kiffin!! His pretty dog, preppy attire, and media punk presence is not what the Ole Miss Ritzys want!! They want more wins against top 10 opponents!! Bottom line!!
Alabama 28 at LSU 27
The Tide has a 17-year-old all-American wideout that has more talent in his pinky toe than the Sooners have in their entire offensive line!!
B in T High School picks:
Bixby 56 Norman 27
The Bixby JV Moms booster club (yes the JV moms have their own booster club……geesh) is in an uproar since their super mom JV trophies from 2022 and 2023 were stolen from the 10,000 foot-long Bixby trophy case!! The FBI has been notified!
Jones 54 Blackwell 6
Blackwell has secured another 0 fer season! TTH!!
Time To Hunt season has started!!
Cascia Hall 38 at Berryhill 13
The road trip west to Berryhill is best by taking old Highway 51, stopping at Dairy Queen in Berryhill with 70 Cascia footballers ordering shakes 15 minutes before closing!! All hell breaks loose in Berryhill land!! True story 2001!! Now closed permanently!
Jenks 47 at Edmond North 7
The Trojans will play the UCO in the first round of the playoffs!!
Owasso 61 Yukon 14
The Rams almost played their middle schoolers in the 4th quarter but they were busy lifting weights!!
Tonkawa 36 at Nowata 8
The final competition for the B in T Mom contest was won by the Nowata moms!!
Nowata moms .988
Tonkawa moms .977
The FFA Queen 2004, Nowata mom (Sissy Suirtmaker) milked a world record 72 goats in one hour to secure the mom competition!!
Diner of the Week, Nowata, Oklahoma
Nowata Depot Cafe - once visited by Pat Butram who played Mr. Haney on Green Acres!! The character, Mr Haney, was known as a scoundrel salesman who would steal from a blind man!! Nowata 15-year head waitress Agness Hagnoggen noticed 3 maple syrup containers missing after Mr Haney left!!
True shat bro!!
B in T NFL Picks:
Chiefs 38 Broncos 21
The Chiefs know Bo (QB Nixon) way, way to well, and kept him under 50 yards rushing and 150 yards passing!!
Eagles 41 at Cowboys 2
The only way the Cowgirls scored was when QB Hurts accidentally took the knee of surrender in his own endzone!
Buccaneers 31 49ers 27
Buccaneer QB Mayfield was picked number 1 in the entire collegiate draft! 49er QB Purdy was picked dead last!!
Both QBs are making their team some serious mula bula!!
Bears 37 Patriots 24
The Bears are finally sniffing some playoffs for the first time since the great Papa Bear George Halas opened and sniffed a snuff can!!
Texans 34 Lions 30
The Texans team has a number of players back off the injured reserve and should be ready for the hone stretch!!
Have a great sports week!!
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