Happy Thanksgiving from the staff of Bryan in Tulsa!!
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Thanksgiving Night Tradition!
Lights On at Utica Square!!
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Bryan in Tulsa
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What you may or may not smell at Lights On:
You may not smell charcoaled hamburgers from Burger King!! Never! Which means you will not see King Creeper!!
(The next horror flick!!??)
You WILL smell:
The smell of leather purses!
The smell of Gucci!
The smell of Starbucks and a $10 spot for a small mani-pedi, pumpkin latte with 3 squirts of speed!!
The smell of hooch as the Jenks choir sings ‘We need a little Christmas’ by Andy Williams — Replaced by ‘We need a little puff, puff, pass’ by Snoop Dogg!!
The smell of billions of dollars, as the Utica Square management okayed the first Cannabis House, next door to Queenies!
The smell of chestnuts 🌰 roasting by the Nutcrackers
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The smell of Yule tide dirty diapers to close to my nose!
And many Utica patrons
Dressed up like Eskimos!
Happy Thanksgiving!!
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Bobblehead Sports:
Gus, Ana and Dad snuck to a TU basketball game without Papi B in T!!??
B in T notes:
OU has Bama’s number!
B in T College picks:
Colorado 38 Oklahoma State 20
We really, B in T included, owe Prime Time an apology for doubting his coaching ability!! Still, if you wander over to his Buffalo bench on an out-of-bounds play you may run the risk of being mugged or slugged accidently!! Coach Gundy is down to a 4th string QB Taylor Shifter from Burns Flat as their starter this week!! Bowl scouts from the Christmas Poinsettia Bowl are drooling for the 4-8 Cowboys vs the 5-7 Sooners!!
LSU 31 Oklahoma 27
The Sooners fans are feeling great about playing close to SEC teams but losing! Oh……how times have changed since they were Big 12 Championships 8 out of 12 seasons!! LSU coach Kelly seems to just get by with the legendary teams he mediocrely coached!! Ie; Notre Dame and LSU. OU has an entire staff to talk about recruiting on its KREF daily radio show!! Now with their possible bowl season intact thanks to a ‘Bama oversight they still have to wonder if their current players and 2025 4 and 5-star recruits are still Sooners! The kid Parker Thune should be in the Sooner Game Day booth!!
Arkansas 34 at Mizzou 31
Arkansas QB Tyler Green is so smooth when he runs that it looks Slo-mo!! The Hogs are wanting the Alomo Bowl against the Duke Smarties but may end up in the Chaka Khan Bowl in Vegas against UNLV!!
FAU 47 at Tulsa 38
Brannon Marion former stud wideout at Tulsa should be Tulsa’s new coach soon!! His ‘mouse in a maze’ offense may be just what our new AD ordered!!
High-powered offense with a touch of ex-TU coach Todd Graham without the (Tasmanian Devil) actually being here!!
Texas A&M 24 Texas 23
Aggie 12th man, walk-on, and former cheerleader/kicker from Okay, Oklahoma kicked the winning field goal from 56 yards out with no time left!
This girl has a foot!!
Kansas State 27 at Iowa State 24
KState does the ole tackle-eligible play for an 87-yard touchdown pass to the Norwegian Transfer Yubeen Stinkinpants! Stinkinpants is 6’10” 450lbs and is the grandson of actor Richard Stinkinpants of 007 fame!!
Please no letters from my Clone Nation readers!
Illinois 34 at Northwestern 24
Northwestern can't beat a rug with a broom! The Illini are ranked 24th and have a chance to make the Super 12 right after the Zombie Apocalypse!!
Ohio State 40 Michigan 31
This game was closer than the final score!! Michigan tied the score with 69 seconds left at 31, then marched down and kicked a 51-yard field goal with 21 seconds remaining! Michigan’s attempt to lateral the ball multiple times down the field and score worked for the Buckeyes!! Not the Wolverines!!
B in T High School playoff semi-final picks:
Bixby 38 Edmond Memorial 28
The Spartans from Sparta (Bixby) vs the rich, hoity-toity Bulldogs from Edmond with a multi-million dollar sports complex!
The Bixby beefcake linemen outplayed the Bulldog gents from the West!! Several Edmond big men were carried off the field from exhaustion as the game entered the 4th quarter!! Another Bixby Pressley (the last finally) scored two touchdowns and had an interception!! He is only a sophomore!!
Owasso 28 Jenks 27
These two outskirts of Tulsa Giants highlight the playoff games this year!! The OCU Chad Richison overflow crowd of 16,048 had folks sitting in lawn chairs with binoculars at the Dicks parking lot next door!!!
Owasso quarterback Drew Frankensteinfield threw for 2 touchdowns and ran for the winning touchdown with .52 seconds left!! On to the championship game against Bixby!!
Choctaw 55 Sand Springs 13
Choctaw defensive coordinator Brad Clark has so many of his players being recruited that he now has a separate Rolodex for their agents!! True shat! Coach Clark’s new agent Jimmy Sexton, who also represents Nick Saban and Lane Kiffin, has received calls from Tulsa, New Mexico, and the Dallas Cowboys about his availability for an interview?!
Brad’s son on the far right had seven pancake blocks in one game!!
Choctaw played their 8th and 9th graders in the 4th quarter to keep the score down against The Page!! Coach Klinck wept!
Carl Albert 45 Del City 42
Carl Albert has some players headed to OU once the get their grade points north of 2.0! A famous Uncle tells me that back in his day the CA players had to have a 2.15 to get in to OU!! Kids have it easy nowadays with getting paid to do celebrity appearances!! Heck fire back in the day, we didn't have to do jack shat to get paid!!
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Thanksgiving Day
Cowboys 21 Giants 20
Turkey legs are a traditional award given to the top players on winning NFL Thanksgiving games!! Fox TV will have Jim Nance and Pat Macafee do the play-by-play!! The Cowboy player who received the award insisted on taking the whole turkey home!!
Lions 51 Bears 2
The Bears need to draft a new QB to replace current QB who refuses to play!! Once his entire offensive line is replaced he will consider going back to play with his friends! They might consider going back to school to take blocking classes!!
Chiefs 34 Raiders 17
The Raiders, now of Las Vegas, are still the Chief's bitches!
Texans 31 at Jaguars 21
The Texans are almost 100% healthy!! And the Jags are 100% unhealthy with a healthy lineup!! Get it?
BACK SOON
Have a great sports weekend!
Bryan in Tulsa
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