Super picker B in T is here!! Just ignore last week's bad pick of Florida State over Ga. Tech by 15, I had some food poisoning! 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮
Bryan in Tulsa
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Bobblehead Sports:
As the Horticulture Manager at Southern Hills Country Club our son Lance knows that when a major golf tournament like the U.S. Open or the U.S. Women's Amateur comes to town he will put in countless hours in the Tulsa heat to make Southern Hills beautiful!! More importantly, he will find time for his family and daughter Charlie!
2024 USA Boccia team that will represent the nation in the Paralympics in Paris August 28th through September 2nd!
Wish them luck!!
B in T College picks:
Arkansas 48 Arkansas Pine Bluff 7
If Coach Pittman loses this game, which he won't, the Razorback Faithfull will cook him for dinner!!
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DE Landon Jackson at 6’7” and 250 lbs sacked the entire Pine Bluff backfield but was only credited for one frickin sack!!
Tulsa 46 Northwestern State 14
The Northwestern State Demons are in their first year of D1 football and picked TU as their maiden voyage! This game will be a highlighted Thursday Night game on the ESPN Pickleball ball channel. A number of TU fans were shocked to hear Hall of Fame-wideout Drew Pearson was in the atendence and signed autographs for 100 dollars apiece on plastic blue and gold balls!! Now to the Tailgate party and game!!
TU Superstar RB Anthony Watkins left Addidas cleats marks in three Demon heads, through their HELMETS!! He accounted for 171 yards, 3 TDs, and a bill for 3 Demon defender helmets!
THE MOST ASTONISHING AND SHOCKING SEEN AT A COMMONS TAILGATE EVENT OCCURRED WHEN A COUPLE OF SENIOR CITIZENS (NOT SENIOR STUDENTS) WENT STREAKING BARE BUTTED!! The campus security could not catch them on foot so the Tulsa PD Horse Patrol was called in to catch the rowdies!
Let the parties begin for Tulsa Football!!
Illinois 51 E Illinois 13
The winner Eastern Illinois Gauchos vs Illinois game will play the Chicago Bears for the 5A state championship!! Seven Illini players were suspended from the Champaign team for drinking too much Champaign at a Champaign pub!!
Champaign’s Legends Bar and Grill!
Oklahoma 49 Temple 7
Friday night game!
Some raw meat for the Sooners till the SEC boys come callin'!! QB Dillon Gabriel, no wait he is leading Oregon to the National Championship, QB Caleb Williams, no wait he is leading the Bears to the Superbowl Championship, ok, ok, ok you get my point! Redshirt Freshman Jackson Arnold will lead the Sooners to nice victory over the Owls but did not impress their new SEC Conference foes! The Polls dropped the Sooners to 13th from 11th!! Welcome to the SEC!!
11am SEC network game with Kellogs Owl Cereal for breakfast!!
Oklahoma State 38 South Dakota State 20
A little more of a test than the Cowboys wanted, but the Jackrabbits eventually succumbed to the Cowboys!! South Dakota is one of the tougher teams of the Great North and practiced two weeks in the Sahara Dessert to be ready for the Stillwater heat in August!! Ollie hits 100 yards by half for a 178 yard 3 TD day!!
Nebraska 58 UTEP 14
Position coach Glenn Thomas praises confidence shown by freshman Dylan Raiola in fall camp and inserted him into the first game against the Minors! You could insert my Uncle Jerry (86 years young) at QB and hang half a hundo against UTEP!
Iowa 45 Illinois State 3
The Redbirds were in it till the Hawkeyes returned the opening kickoff by using the old flying wedge play!!
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B in T with TU’s flying wedge play in the 1800s…….
late 1800s……..very late 1800s!!! Note: Philipino Blough's face is on the left butt cheek of some poor soul!
Aflac Kick-off Classic
Atlanta, Georgia
Georgia 42 Clemson 20
Georgia keeps their second-string line offensive line who average 6’9” and 406 lbs the entire second half to give Dabo a break! Ha
Iowa State 41 North Dakota 23
The Athletic Directors from both schools have agreed to ship in 15 billion tons of fake snow from California, Care Of Lincoln Riley, So Cal!!
Kansas State 51 UT Martin Skyhawks 15
I just found out that Skyhawk is a bird found in New Zealand. They mate only in the snow at night! True stuff! Google it! The Mildcat's linebacker number 32 is their entire D, but had to have fluids in his body at halftime like Frankenstein! The young man had 20 tackles all solo!
Texas A&M 27 Notre Dame 24
A&M beating the Irish 🍀 is like a fresh bar of Irish Soring soap on an English spring day!
September 1
Allegiant Stadium, Las Vegas
LSU 45 USC 31
The only thing bigger than the giant Vegas Sphere thingy is Lincoln Riley's head!
B in T High School Football
Blackwell 14 at Cleveland 13
Blackwell gets a new player! Dirk Wedgy a 6’7” 260lb (QB, P, LB, Noseguard, and coach’s son) a transfer from Gore that has the Maroon faithful excited!
His NIL deal is all-u-can-eat pizza at Mazzios in Blackwell. Just Dirk, no teammates allowed! Love to see ya stop that!👀👀
B in T Diner of the week
Hickory House Restaurant
12 Caddo St., Cleveland
The entire team has breakfast every Friday and is excused from first hour to make this happen!! Once visited by the drummer Black Oak Arkansas!
Owasso?? Bixby??
Mrs. B in T works on coach Graham‘s (great friend and greater person) teeth, BUT her dental boss and 15-year employer is a huge Spartan fan (their beautiful twin kid are seniors at Bixby)! So, if Mrs. B in T gets a raise I pick Bixby, and if we find box tickets for all the Ram games I pick Owasso! Stay tuned!
B-46 O-38
Cascia Hall 28 Holland Hall 27
The over/under for a number of doctors in the crowd is ALL! The HH QB Burleson needs to get in the weight room to offset his weak offensive line!
Jenks 55 Edmond Santa Fe 27
Edmond SF is damn good, a few major college recruits are on this team! BUT Jenks has KeJuan’s son who has been recruited by all major colleges including OU! Believe it or not, he is rumored to be on the shortlist for the next Marvel series blockbuster!! Google it!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
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