Here comes Peter Cottontail!!

HAPPY EASTER!!

Bryan in Tulsa!

Gusty and Don Woods- the best ever!!  Gather around the Zenith TV/Panasonic Radio combo and get the tornadic conditions from Don!!   Today's Thursday Forecast Tulsa: 70 degrees high with slight cloud cover / Easter semi-sunny with a high of 84!!  Great egg-hunting weather!

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Bobblehead Sports:

This young lady was awesome at halftime of a recent Tulsa basketball game!!  She actually painted this beautiful painting in FOUR minutes!!

B in T Rants:

Congrats Andy and Amy‼️

Fraternity Brother Andy Fritsch was married last Saturday, on approximately the same date Jami (aka: Mrs. B in T) and I were blissfully wed 39 years ago!!  Andy married a Methodist young lady to keep him straight!Which leads me to this thought on paper!!  I recently read an article regarding 106 and 105-year-olds, married for 82 years!!   The love chickens pictured below, are NOT Andy and Amy, but are the combined oldest living couple in America at 211 years!!  They currently live a clean life in Austin!!  

Congrats to Andy and Amy with years of memories to come‼️❤️

My Redbirds were nicotine puffers back in the day!!

In 1934, 21 out of 23 Cardinals smoked Camels, 13 dipped snuff and 7 had medical brownies!!  Dizzy Dean did seem spaced out!!  Google it!!  Wow, the MLB cringes at my era of baseball purists lighting up a pack of Marlboro!!  Yesseribob 1934 was a special year!!

🏈Tulsa 2024 Football Schedule,B in T Won/Loss Predictions, plus his ‘way to early’ spreads!!

W‼️ August 29th Thursday: Tulsa by 24 over Northwestern State 

W‼️ September 7th Saturday:  Tulsa by 6 at Arkansas State

L🤮September 14th Saturday:  Oklahoma State by 17 1/2 at Tulsa

W‼️September 21st Saturday: Tulsa by 2 at La Tech 

L🤮Sept 28th Saturday:  at North Texas by 61/2 over Tulsa

W‼️Oct 5th Tulsa by 3 1/2 over Army

W‼️Oct 19th Tulsa at Temple by 6 1/2 

W‼️Oct 26th Homecoming UTSA at Tulsa by 1 1/2

L🤮Nov 2nd Tulsa at UAB by 3 1/2 

W‼️Nov 14th East Carolina at Tulsa Thursday

L🤮Nov 23rd at South Florida by 8

W‼️Nov 30th Tulsa over Florida Atlantic by 6.5

🏈B in T homer 8-4 pick!!🏈

B in T’s Film Critic’s Corner 

The Horror movie Baghdad was seen at the AMC a couple of weeks ago, all by myself!!  Mrs B in T dropped me off, according to her, to waste an hour and 28 minutes if my life!!  

There was no plot, no subplot, no climax, and you're left hanging with a gruesome, perplexing ending!!  As a certified horror critic a film that is perplexing and gruesome is perfect!!  

Rating!

3 🎥🎥🎥 projector rating out of 5🎥s!!

B in T Sweet 16 picks:

Iowa State 69 Illinois 67

at TD Garden, Boston, Mass.

Clone fans have been known to travel ‘LARGE’ for their team!!  A number of Corn Club members brought the team party bus to Boston!!  See below:

The Illini fans, on the other hand, went to a pre-party at the posh Grill 23 & Bar restaurant in their yuppy bar-hop limo called Limoluv!!

Clone Coach T.J. Otzelberger,

has a clone with a slight resemblance to…

Buzz Lightyear without a helmet?  Hahaha!

Creighton 82 Tennessee 81, 0T

Little Caesars Arena, Detroit, Michigan

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The Creighton men's basketball team is returning to the Elite for the second time in four seasons!

7 foot 1 Ryan Kalkbrenner made 3, 3-pointers similar to the Oregon game one week ago!!  His final 3 pointer was Creighton’s buzzer-beater bank shot at the in OT!!

Girls, girls,girls, WNIT B Ball 🏀

Tulsa 79 Illinois 71

Tulsa’s Tamira Poindexter had a box score of 29 points, 8 rebounds, 3 steals, 3 blocks and 2 assists!!  Home cooking according to my lunch buddy Glen Sr!!  Glen Sr and Glen Jr bleed Illini orange and they will be rooting for their girls to beat the must prettier and smarter Tulsa Golden Hurricane girls!!  

Above is Tulsa Girls 🏀 International Portal transfer from Sweden, 

Ivie Yokostruudel!

B in T MLB

Cardinals-

The Redbirds came out hot last spring and sucked when the season got going!!  Ok, this years- spring sucks, and spring hitting sucks so the Cardinals will be 2024 Series Champs!

RHP Miles Mikolas on opening vs. the Dodgers: “We’re not exactly a low payroll team, but you got the Dodgers playing checkbook baseball!!  We’re going to be the hardest working group of Midwestern farmers we can be. … BOOM!!  It would be great to stick it to the Dodgers.”

Cubs-

The Cubs will be better pretenders this year and will make the wild card playoffs but no further!  Harry Carry will roll over twice in his grave from happiness!!

Rangers-

Starting pitchers (5): Nathan Eovaldi, Jon Gray, Andrew Heaney, Dane Dunning, Cody Bradford - B in T gives the Rangers a C+ grade till Sherzer comes back, but may be too late!

Astros-

Pitching rotation:

Astros manager Joe Espada has announced that left-hander Framber Valdez and righty Cristian Javier would start the first two games of the season March 28-29 against the Yankees!!!  From there, the rest of the rotation to start the season is shaping up to be Hunter Brown, J.P. France and Ronel Blanco!!  Brandon Bielak is also being stretched out as a starter, and he should make the club because he’s out of options!!

Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa

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Bob’s Bail Bonds and Car Wash (Chicago, IL) Big Brother Bill’s Psychic Palm Reading and Bed & Breakfast (Tulsa, OK) MR Bait, Fishing Tackle and Homemade Fudge Shop (Boulder, CO) Weh’s Wiener Wagon and Dry Cleaners, Lawrence, Kansas T-Brew’s Cockroach Farm and Pizza Palace, Tulsa, OK Dr. Richard Stephens DDS Roy Thomason Retired Sigma Chi TU

Area NCAA basketball missing!

❤️HAPPY 39th ANNIVERSARY TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, Jami ❤️

Bryan in Tulsa!

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Saturday afternoon…..and poor Kodak has survived a pajama party with 3 granddaughters the night before!!  Picture above:  All the Rugrats are at Costco with Mimi B in T, while Papa and Kodak sleep during the OU game!!

B in T Rants:

Center Staff Star:   

Ms. Frayley is a full-time superstar  at the Center for those with Physical Challenges!!  One of her many tasks is the lead bus driver on a number of sporting tournaments!  She is always displaying great smiles and has zero tolerance for whiners on the bus!!  I knew that our bus was the one to be on when Frayley brought her own RADAR DETECTOR on board!!  Last year we offered Frayley $7.75 to take myself and my roomie, Lee, to a Hooters but she said no way!!   Not enough mula!  She once kicked B in T off the bus…………while it was moving!  As a three-sport star at Slippery Rock and extremely athletic she takes little guff from the BocciaTwisters and their egos!!  She knows her Boccia AND three martial arts!!  Thank you, Frayley!!  We Center folks Luv Ya!!!!!❤️

CAN'T WAIT TILL MAY, 4th 5th, and 6th for the USA BOCCIA TOURNEY IN OVERLAND PARK!!

   Center Superstar

B in T has been asked to join the Soho House!!

Since 1995, Soho House has provided a home for creative people to come together and belong!!  Members have access to everything in the Soho House world - from club spaces and bedrooms to spas, gyms, Boccia courts, screening rooms, and sports events!!  Recently  Mazzola wrestling, mud wrestling, cock fighting, and frog gigging have been added to the popular sports of the club!! A very hoity-toity place to hang!!  Utica Square times a hundo!

Soho Houses in North America:  These are the Southern Hills Tulsa or the Club Med of high society!!  Here are the current club locations:

• Little Beach House Malibu – LA!
• Toronto!!
• New in Fayetteville, Arkansas - All teams ever affiliated with Southeastern Conference football are automatic members!!
• West Hollywood!  Great for soon-to-be ex-USC Lincoln Riley to hide from the media!
• Miami Pool House – coming soon!!
• Tulsa - coming soon to 11th Street Buccaneer!!
• Nashville!!  
• Holloway House – LA
• Ludlow House – New York
• Soho Warehouse – LA
• New York!  Jets QB Aaron Rodgers has his own floor!

• Austin – Texas
• Chicago
• Soho Bixby - Bixby High School Booster Club
• DUMBO House – New York
• Soho Beach House – Miami
• Soho Beach House Grand Lake!!  
• Portland – coming soon
• Just added - Sojo Bryan in Tulsa and his staff!!

B in T’s Film Critic’s Corner 

Scariest movie in the history of scary movies:

Jeepers Creepers 

The Scene where the kids see him unload the bodies at the church………then he sees the kids……and halls ass after them!!  Ewwww goosebumps!!

Yes, Tulsa IS in the new AE College Football ‘25!!

B in T NCAA 🏀 picks:

NCAA and NIT!!!

🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀

Kansas 89 Samford 86

Samford is the 10th highest scoring team in the NCAA!!  This almost led me to an upset pick, although KU is not the typical KU of the last 10 years in the Big 12!!  Kansas big man Dickinson should dominate the Samford Bulldogs who play teams equivalent to our Owasso Rams!

Self Red Face Meter was registering at a normal reading according to his 5 doctors and 17 assistant coaches behind him!!

Illinois 79 Moorhead State 62

The Moorhead State Eagles took 1st place in the Ohio Valley Conference and look for a miracle to beat the mighty Fightin’ Illini of Champagne, Illinois!!  So a team from Illinois is playing a team from Kentucky in the CenturyLink Center in Omaha, Nebraska!!  Go figure!!  They could play at Jupiter and Illinois could win by 50!!  No brainer and no first-round 4 vs 13 upset!!

Iowa State 81 South Dakota State 12

The Clone defense has been touted by many experts as myself as the best in the US!  

Clone guard Maurice Clepto leads the nation in steals!!  Steals of pocket watches!!

The Clones upon walking in the CenturyLink Center mistook the S. Dakota State Antlers team for the Better Downtown YMCA team of Omaha!!  Embarrassing but understandable!!

Inaugural WBIT B in T Predictions:

Tulsa 77 Arkansas 71

The Tulsa coach Angie Nelp needed little help after getting a large welp on the nape of her neck!!  While giving instructions to her players Coach Nelp ran into lead official Barley Teeter who needed ice to remedy her neck contusion!!  While Angie took care of the ref Tulsa's leading scorer, Amira Poindexter scored 27, with 7 boards, 3 blocks, and 3 assists took care of the Razorbacks!!

B in T MLB

Cardinals-

Cardinal OF Alec Burleson and his wife Mary face different kinds of work demands!!!

All while fighting to make the Cardinal roster and working to improve as an outfielder Alec Burleson worries about the safety of wife Mary, who has the most stressful job in their new family!!  Mary Burleson, the outfielder’s new wife, who is a Pitt County sheriff near Greenville, N.C. protects and serves the people of North Carolina, mostly in anonymity!!

Sherrif Mary recently had to remove a 500lb hog from downtown Greenville!!

Possible Opening Day Line up:

Donovan 2B

Goldschmidt 1B

Gorman DH

Arenado 3B

Contreras C

Walker RF

Burleson LF

Winn SS

Scott II CF 

Bench: Carpenter, Crawford, Herrera, Carlson

Cubs-

Cubs 18-year-old Jefferson Rojas rookie SS!!  Even though the Cubs’ Spring Breakout game against the White Sox prospects was canceled due to rain, Rojas was still honored to be included on the North Siders’ roster! Rojas was the only teenager in the planned starting lineup for either team and was going to be the starting shortstop for the Cubs in the Breakout Game! ETA the Bigs-  2027

Rangers- 

On Dec. 15, almost 40-year-old Max Scherzer underwent surgery on his back for a herniated disc that shut him down at that point in the offseason.  He reported with pitchers and catchers at the beginning of camp, but the 39-year-old has been at home in Florida with his family for about two weeks before he rejoined the club this week!  Scherzer wouldn’t necessarily say he needed to get away from the club, but did note that being at home allowed him to not overexert himself and his competitive juices by being around the full grind of Spring Training!  He will be ready!!

Astros-

Astros manager Joe Espada told reporters that José Urquidy left the mound of a minor league game after throwing 43 pitches with an elbow injury and will be evaluated by doctors. Elbow injuries of any kind are worrisome for pitchers, and in the event it's as bad as it gets (UCL tear), then the Astros might be forced to shop for a new starting pitcher!!  Blake Snell here we come!!

Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa

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Bob’s Bail Bonds and Car Wash (Chicago, IL) Big Brother Bill’s Psychic Palm Reading and Bed & Breakfast (Tulsa, OK) MR Bait, Fishing Tackle and Homemade Fudge Shop (Boulder, CO) Weh’s Wiener Wagon and Dry Cleaners, Lawrence, Kansas T-Brew’s Cockroach Farm and Pizza Palace, Tulsa, OK Dr. Richard Stephens DDS Roy Thomason Retired Sigma Chi TU