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FOS Basketball Sweet 16 PICKS

HERE IT IS!!  YOUR CHANCE TO BEAT THE OKLAHOMA BEST PICKER!!

OUT PICK THE SWEET 16 SUPER PICKERS PICKS AND WIN PRIZES TO BE DISCLOSED AFTER THE CONTEST!!

YOU POSSIBLY MIGHT WIN THE FOLLOWING--

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Gonzaga  1 seed  Florida State 4    Gonzaga by 5

Gonzaga’s Brandon Clarke puts on another show against the Seminoles!!  Clarke blocked so many shots against the ’Noles that 2 of their players had NCAA Basketball Tournament stamped on their foreheads!!!  Florida State Coach Leanard Hamilton who is 70 and looks 45 years of age could have dropped more points than his young bucks against the Zags!!  Ex Oklahoma State coach,  I will add!!

Tennessee 2 seed Purdue 3  Tennessee by 3

Again the Longhorns let a great coach Rick Barnes go to Tennessee and hire Shaka not so Smart Kahn for 5 million a year to be NIT average!!  Tennessee is B in T sleeper National Champion!!  Jaeger shots for all of Knoxville and Tulsa if the Vols win it!!

Michigan State 2 seed LSU 3   Michigan State by 6

Spartan Coach Tom Izzo has been accused of being verbally and physically abusive by simply trying to get the attention of one of his 4.0-grade point chemical engineer power forwards!!  Well excuuuuuuuuse him for lighting a fire under one of his players!!  Welcome to the new, everyone gets a trophy, wussification of College Basketball in America!!  Suck it the frick up buttercup!!  I need a quaalude dude!

North Carolina 1 Auburn 4  Auburn by 12

Auburn Coach Pearl was recently named most likely to be used car salesman in 2020!!  North Carolina legendary coach Roy Williams was said to have more coaching savvy in his little pinky toe, than Coach Pearl has in his whole body!!  North Carolina out talents, out coaches, out think and outplays Auburn!!  

Michigan 2 seed Texas Tech 3  Texas Tech by 2. 

************Upset Special************

Michigan was outcoached by the 2018-2019 NCAA Coach of the Year Chris Beard!!  All the one and done McDonald All-Americans on the Wolverines could not play like the Red Raider defense!!!  Super Tech assistant coach Sean Sutton was known for defensive coaching from his dad, the legendary Eddie Sutton!!  

Duke 1 seed Virginia Tech 4  Duke by 13

Duke and Coach Shithezski who can pretend to coach with the best when Zion Lebron Williamson is on your team!  The Hokies had a nice run until they ran into a manchild named Zion!!  

Virginia 1 seed Oregon 12   Virginia by 17

Virginia Cavaliers minus Ralph Sampson kicked the Ducks butts all over the court?!  Virginia coach Tony Bennett who looks like he plays a doctor on Days of Our Lives might be the most underrated coach in college basketball!!  Ducks coach Dana Altman was coach at Creighton 50 years ago and has coached against Henry Iba and John Wooden!!  

Kentucky 2 seed Houston 3   Houston by 3

Coach Calimari is out coached by the ex-Sooner coach Kelvin Sampson!!  The 1 and overly well-done Wildcat freshmen are upset by the Cougars and their athletic young underclassmen!!  Seven of Coach Calimari’s freshmen were seen crying and hugging him as they signed shoe deals before they got off the court!!

Words of Wisdom from the Unwise One!

Never release your gastric instincts while having your 34th-anniversary dinner with your beautiful wife!!

Have a great sports week!!

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Suck It Up LSU and Fire Basketball Coach Preppy!!

LSU hot shot young basketball coach Will Wade just got his chain yanked similarly to how the Republicans yanked Cohen’s testimony a few weeks ago!!  LSU Coach preppy was caught on tape complaining that a sneaker rep should have offered a current LSU freshman stud more chicken (B in T slang for money)!!!  He should have been fired the day the tape recording was released!!  Instead, the administration at LSU simply suspended him so they can delay the inevitable NCAA sanctions and penalties!!   

Tres Way was a starting QB for Washington Redskins in 2018!!???

According to Steven A Smith, Ex OU kicker was a starting Quarterback for the Washington Redskins last year?!?!  I make mistakes with my FOS articles but nothing that careless!!!  S A S (Steven A Smith) makes big bucks and B in T makes some jack and some squat!!  

Nelson Peterson, Adrian’s little brother, is FAST!!

At the OU men in tights workout for NFL scouts there were 115 passes handed out!!  Adrian Peterson’s little brother was there and was timed at 4.8 in the 40 yard dash!!!  Amazing considering he was only 11 years old!!!  Coach Lincoln Riley immediately gave him a scholarship offer!!  Nonbinding of course!!

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FOS Kids World

B in T and J in T babysat their 2 and 4-year-old grandkid rugrats last Saturday!!  Usually, we can never find a movie to watch that all vast age groups can watch attentively!!  But this time we did thanks to Gussy!!  He picked out The Green Lantern!!  J in T loved it for Ryan Reynolds!!  Ana and Papa B in T both fell sound asleep while J in T and Gussy were highly entertained by the Green Ryan Reynolds in tights!!

FOS MLB

Cardinals

The birds are having a tough call on which super utility player to leave on the roster, Munoz or Drew Robinson?!?!  Both players can play all outfield positions and second base, third base or shortstop in the infield!!  I say keep them both and throw some catcher training in there!!  Munoz is actually training as a catcher and the time of print!!

Cubs

The Cubbies are having a decent spring and the starting pitching is shaping up to look above average!

Projected starting pitching for 2019:

1. Rick Reuschel (after Oprah diet!)
2. Steve Stone 
3. Rick Sutcliffe (after 7 bud lights!)
4. Scipio Spinks
5. Greg Maddux or Hippo Vaughn

True!   Google it!

Astros 

Astros are considering trading Carlos Corria to the Cardinals for internal information regarding how they run their minor league system!!  True story!!

Royals

With the loss of there stud Catcher, I am new projecting the Royals to go 9-153!!

Words of Wisdom from the Unwise One!

Never release your gastric instincts while having your 34th-anniversary dinner with your beautiful wife!!

Have a great sports week!!

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NCAA Basketball at BOK Center!/ NCAA Picks!

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Tulsa is Hosting the Midwest NCAA Tournament First Round Games at the BOK Center!!

The last time BOK Center hosted the NCAA Tournament there were probably a fourth as many restaurants and bars as there are currently in the renovated downtown Tulsa!!  The largest Metropolis Park in America called the Gathering Place was completed 6 months ago!!  New Brew Houses, Resturants, and Hotels seem to arise weekly!!  The days of vagrants passed out on 1st and Boulder are now surrounded by millennials in skinny jeans drinking their perfectly brewed beer in fufu glasses!!  We will put on an amazing show for the NCAA Basketball fans!!

FOS First Round NCAA Shorty Picks!!

LSU 3 Yale 14 seed.   LSU by 20. Great win for the Tigers but they are strapped by 3 years probation and coach Preppy is immediately fired at the team Hyatt after the game!!

’Cuse 8 Baylor 9 seed.   Baylor by 3.  Which of these teams has more NCAA sports violations?  Baylor by 3!!

Kansas 4 Northeastern 13 seed.  Kansas by 16.  Jayhawks were favored by 3 if they played these guys in any city but Kansas City!!  I wonder whose palms were greased for that to happen?$?!

Cincinnati 7 Iowa 10   Bearcats by 6

The Bearcats are long, fast and athletic, while the Hawkeyes were big but slow!!  Nuff said!

Ole Miss 8 OU 9   Ole Miss by 8

The Sooners continue to stink up the place by losing to an average SEC team!!   

Texas Tech 3 Northern Kentucky 14  

Red Raiders by 28.   The Red Raiders creamed the Norther Charmin Hilltoppers in a game that was moved to the IDTV channel for lack of interest!!

Kansas State 4 UC Irvine 13 seed.  

Kansas State by 10.  Always take a Wildcat to chew up an Anteater!!

Tennessee 2 Coalgate 15 seed. 

Volunteers by 23.  The Volunteers were no match for a toothpaste!!  Smile!!  Funny right?

Virginia 1 Gardner-Webb 16 seed. 

Cavaliers by 98.  My wife and I went to Lowes last week to buy a Gardner-Webb lawnmower!!  Just saying!

Florida State 4 Vermont 13  *********UPSET SPECIAL***********

Vermont by 2.     The Vermont Catamounts dismount the Seminoles with a 10 point rally in the last 3 minutes!!   The Catamount is a huge 7’ mountain lion-like creature that is currently extinct as was the Seminole defense for the last 3 minutes!!

Marquette 5 Murray State 12 seed. 

************Upset Special************

Murray State by 5.   Racer Superstar Ja Morant scores thirty-four to upset the Marquette Golden Eagles 73 to 68!!

Words of wisdom from the unwise one:

Always floss after colored popcorn!!

Have a great sports week!

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FOS Notes

Westbrook Running for Salt-lake City, Mayor?

Russell Westbrook’s viral statement to a Utah fan seems to be an example of fans being too vocal and too close to basketball players physically!!  No other sport has fans within a few feet of athletes. Russell response was over the top but fans will always be breathing down the necks of players!!  The Paul Bunyan looking dude that verbally attacked Russell Westbrook, true self was demonstrated on a barrage of nasty, gross comments on Facebook needs to be banned from Jazz games forever!!  So increase the security and make sure the idiots are further away from the player!!  Ban a whole Jazz section and serve tea and crumpets!
No Keystone Beer!!

Oklahoma City Hand and Finger Surgeon to Sponsors the Kingfisher Noodling Tournament in June!!

Some of the best Noodlers in the Midwest will be in Kingfisher, Oklahoma June the 8th and 9th!!  Last years competition was marred by scandal as numerous competitors tested positive for PEDs in their Noodle grabbing hand!!  Faked Out Sports and Fox Sports Noodle will be covering this event over all of Oklahoma and Arkansas!!  Last year’s winner, Soupy Sanders, will not be at the 2019 Tournament from having his arm reattached after it was bitten off by a flat nose alligator catfish in the Arkansas River!  Numerous Noodling participants will be wearing ribbons in honor of his dead arm!

Why Not Free Market Student Athletes in  College Sports!!

Every Student Athlete can get the most dollars they want/deserve on the American Free market!!  Zion Williams gets 2 million a year for playing 3 years at Duke paid for by Nike!!  TU Quarterback Zach Smith get 100k per year for playing football and car promotions at Don Thornton Ford!!  You getting my drift?  UCLA female cockswane captain for the top ranked Bruin Rowing team receives 25k per year from Certa Row Oars each year she is on the team!!  All these deals for the student athletes are supplemental to their board and tuition!!   No fair waaaah!!  Texas and Oklahoma in football, and North Carolina, Kentucky and Duke basketball will have an advantage and always have larger sponsorship dollars than the Tulsas and Tulanes of the world!!  Guess what-THEY ALREADY DO!!!!!  Fair market in college sports, now that is progress!!

FOS MLB

Cardinals

The Redbirds continue to have issues with the lack of hitting from their starting left fielder and right fielder!!  With the amount of money the birds are spending on Marcel Ozuna and Dexter Fowler they will be given every   opportunity to shine!!  But if they  are both batting below the Mendoza line in May look for Muscles O'Neill and Jose Martinez to be in left and right field!!   Speedy and powerful CF prospect Lane Thomas should is also considered a top prospect in the farm system!!

Royals

The Royals have lost their all-star catcher Eduardo Perez who is having Tommy John surgery for the whole year!!  They just signed catcher Martin Moldanado for 1.5 million dollars with 1.5 mil in incentives!!  

Words of Wisdom from the Unwise One!!
Unless you want a Rug Rats riot never turn off Paw Patrol before school!

Have a great sports week!

FOS B in T

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