Tuesday, November 19, 2024

Alabama Roll Tides the Sooners!!

Bryan in Tulsa

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B in T notes:


B in T College picks:


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Alabama 34 at Oklahoma 21

The ghost of Nick Saban was………….wait, my bad he is still alive!!!  The ghost of Paul Bear Bryant was seen walking Owen Field Friday night!!  The Ghost Adventures were summoned and arrived by 9:00 PM!!  The apparition told the head Ghost Adventurer via EVP (Electric Voice Phenomena) to ‘ bring back the WISHBONE’!!  True shat bro!!

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Barry Switzer has mentioned trying the ‘Bone at OU again!!  


Arkansas 56 La Tech 10

Tulsa beat La Tech for its last win 8 weeks ago!  So I would normally pick the Razorbacks by 80 points, but a better B in T's head overruled!!  Arkansas coach Pittman was given a one-year contract extension on single-ply K-Mart toilet paper!!

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No shat bro!!


Texas Tech 35 Oklahoma State 25 

Both teams have defenses that seem to be getting much worser as the season progresses!!  Coach Gundy has threatened to bring his brother, an ex-OU star and coach, back as an OSU assistant!!  He has also threatened to have himself call both the offensive AND defensive signals and demote both coordinators to game film assistant coaches!

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Confused, deranged and mad Coach Gundy!!


South Florida 38 Tulsa 27

This Tulsa road trip was a two-for-one deal with Spears Travel!!  Buy two plane tickets to Tampa and your luggage 🧳 travels for free!!  Many of the Tulsa Hurricane Nomads Club travel to all football, basketball, softball, volleyball, croquet, and men's and women's cinchonized swimming events!!

The trip to Tampa was eventful when two TU LCAs were arrested for handing out gummy bears laced with acid!!  Their reasoning was that this was the only way they could make it through a Tulsa football game!!  The Tampa police immediately let them off with a warning and an apology!!  True story!!

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Ohio State 31 Indiana 23

Indiana seems to be a little intimidated by the Ohio State tradition and grandeur!!  While the Hoosier hot streak has ended both of these Big 10 teams maybe be in the Elite 12 playoff picture!!  Indiana is not just a basketball and agriculture college!  Now add football!!  The Buckeyes have too many skill dudes for Hoosierville!!


Texas 41 Kentucky 28

The Horns put QB backup Manning in the game to allow him to meet his NIL quota!  But he was not allowed to wear his new Resistol Hat deal on the sidelines!!

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Iowa State 27 at Utah 18

Late-night ESPN 2 game played 

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at beautiful Rice-Eccles Stadium with the picturesque Wasatch Mountains in the background!!  This scene setting did not help the Utes overcome a sluggish highly ranked Clone team!  Clone players thought they were in a scene from the Sound on Music!

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Texas A&M 35 at Auburn 28

Trap game for A&M as Auburn is in their ‘save their coach’ mode!  The Aggies Eeeeked this one out with a last-minute touchdown pass from freshman QB Marcel Reed!!


Kansas State 34 Cinncinati 21

The Wildcats beat the Bearcats!  Both Cat teams had a wild fight before the game and 15 players were given rabies shots!!  Google it dude!  B and T don't lie bro!

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Illinois 27 at Rutgers 16

The winner could go to the new East Coast Bowl called the Statue of Liberty Bowl at Met Life stadium!!  If the Giants or the Jets are in the playoffs, the Met Life Bowl game will be moved to Queensbury High School, NY!!

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Queensbury High Stadium


B in T High School playoff Quarterfinal picks:


Bixby 55 Norman North 12

Bixby QB Carson Kirby runs the Spartan offense like a well-oiled machine!!  The Junior plays LB, place kick holder, trumpet in the marching band, and bakes pies at his mom’s bakery!!  True shat!!  Against Norman North he threw for 282 yards 2 TDs, ran for 78 yards 2TDs, made 10 tackles, played a solo rendition of Chicago’s 25 or 6 to 4 hit song and baked pumpkin pies for the entire stadium!!

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Owasso 48 Deer Creek 21

Numerous college scouts were at Owasso to see the Ram and Antler players!  Numerous college football Athletic Directors were scouting the entire Ram coaching staff!!  Even Dallas Cowboy owner Jerry Jones was at the game to watch coach Antonio Graham!!  So cool!!

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Jenks 38 Union 27

The Union Pom Pon team won State for the 32nd year in a row and the Union band unlike the football team have been asked to the Tournament of Roses Parade in Pasadena!!  Jenks boys look staunch, with Kejaun Jones son running for 2000 plus yards this year!!  KD Jones ran for 175 yards and 2 TDs over the Union Redlands!!

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Muskogee 46 Putman City 7

Muskogee QB Ficklin who in my humble opinion should be the starting QB at TU next year, threw for 3 TDs and ran for 3 TDs!!


BTW 34 Guthrie 16

BTW’s first-year HC Dan Bitson (former TU wideout All-American!) took a 2-8 2023 Hornet team to an 8-3 team in 2024!!  OSSAA newcomer coach of the year AND OSSAA Coach of the Year!!  

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Carl Albert 37 Claremore 12

The Zebras have a lot of high school talent, while CA has a tremendous amount of college talent!!  


Heritage Hall 41 Holland Hall 32

A number of Dutch players are upset because they're not allowed NIL deals!  A simple response from the AD was isn't  your tuition at Holland 25K a year, enough!


Keifer 36 Washington 35

The Kierfer Trojans have hairy and beefy linemen and were more like 6 year-college seniors!!  Washington has all-American tight ends out of the wazoo, but they can't block!!  Better big men gives the Trojans an upset!!

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Hominy 27  Thomas - Fay - Custer 18

The house that Zaven built refers to Zaven Collins, former Hominy and Tulsa University star who now tackles cacti 🌵 for the Arizona Cardinals in the NFL!!  Thomas, Oklahoma is the home of the high school that has Fay and Custer school kids as well!!  Good corn and wheat-fed football players in these tiny communities!

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B in T NFL picks:


Chiefs 38 at Panthers 17

The Chief Taxi Squad was called up in the third quarter!!  A number of emergency players were at the Charlotte Motel 8 swimming!!  Charlotte police vans picked up the Taxi Squadders and rushed them to the field where they played the last quarter!!  Taxi QB Zit Cornshaft, from the Iowa Barnstormers threw for a touchdown!!

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QB Zit Cornshaft taking a ‘moke break at the end of the game!!

True shat bro!


Commanders 37 Cowboys 24

The Commanders annihilated the Dallas team owned, operated, and destroyed by Jerry Jones!

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Buccaneers 28 at Giants 16

The Giants can make the playoffs if the entire Central Division forfeits for gambling on their own games!!  True shat bro!


Texans 33 Titans 21

The Texans are feeling good about winning their Division and a win against the lowly Titans can Ice, Ice it Baby!!!


Have a great sports weekend!


Bryan in Tulsa



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Tuesday, November 12, 2024

Fall 🍁 football weather is finally here!!

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B in T notes:


In the Beginning, OU Football played Norman High!!


128 years ago today: OU football won its first game in program history with a 12-0 win over Norman High School in Oklahoma City!!


OU had no coach that season, as former head coach John Harts left to go prospecting for gold in the Arctic!!  Three gents were just released from Oklahoma County Jail to play for the Sooners!!

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After the Soonerr experience SEC this year, they may need to schedule Norman High in 2025!!


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Thursday Night-Chapman Field

Tulsa 31 East Carolina 24

The pregame party for the East Carolina Pirateer Club was set for the Wild Fork at Utica Square!!   A large table of TU blue and gold patrons sat outside in the 32-degree weather and glared at the large Pirate faction sitting inside!!  At that point, the November Tulsa weather turned to snow, and the Tulsa Hurricane Club was forced to go inside where the seats were mostly taken by Pirateer fans!!  Most of the East Carolina fans were recent grads and had no sympathy for the older TU folks!!  So sad but true.  Finally, TU 1960 grad Ethel Greenberger, yelled out that there was a huge sale at the new COACH store next door!

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Picture of Wild Fork after the Coach sale was announced!!


The Carolina metrosexual fans cleared out of the Wild Fork quickly and the TU group grabbed a nice table by the fireplace!!  🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈

The TU running game rushed to the tune of 246 yards on 33 carries and 2 touchdowns!RBs Anthony Watkins and Bill Jackson and QBs Cooper Legos and Cardell Williams accounted for most of the yardage in the victory!!


Arkansas 38 Texas 35 

These two have been arch-rivals for a century and the winner will be smack dab in the middle of the SEC championship!!  The Hog fans were crazed and called the Hogs 104 times during the game!!  Bevo only relieved himself on the Razorback sidelines!  Well trained Bull!!  Quite a tussle between two teams that should be playing each other!

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Iowa State 27 Cinncinati 18

Clones meet Bearcats, Bearcats meet Clones!!  The two football teams have a long history of 1 game in 2023 won by State!!  The Clones are dominating the series and plan on having the Bearcats for homecoming every year they play in Ames!!  Also, the TU Golden Hurricanes are scheduled for Clone Homecoming games in 2029 threw 2039!!  Nice Homecoming wins will keep the Clone donors happy!!  TU will receive a Million Dolla bill each year AND 100,000 bushels of corn from Ponteanname County!

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Kansas State 37 Arizona State 21

The Wildcats from Manhattan should beat the other Mildcats from ‘Zona with a late barrage as 15 inches of early snow fell from the Manhattan Mountains!!  The only cold-weather items ‘Zona players brought were sunglasses!!  

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Illinois 42 Michigan State 24

The Illini faithful have never dreamed of playing a meaningful game this late in the season but with the new Championship 12 the need to cancel their holiday trips to the Bahamas with the Kranks!

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Nebraska 27 at USC 24

The Cornshuckers only travel to the West Coast for college football games and Taylor Swift concerts!!  The Coliseum was filled 60/40 with Corn Shucker fans!!  


B in T High School picks:

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Deer Creek 42 Broken Arrow 31

Deer Creek is sneaky good, Broken Arrow is very young but susceptible to teams that can run the ball!!  And Deer Creek can run the ball!!


Union 30 Mustang 24

Union has lots of talent and really good coaching, Mustang has both, but not at the Union level!!


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Pryor 24 Bishop Kelley 21

BK loves to air the ball out but Pryor has the home-field advantage which is worth 3 points!!  Pryor likes the power run game which explains why the assistant AD was out watering the field at 4 in the morning!!!  Shhhhhhhh!

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BTW 37 Collinsville 31

BTW coach Dan Bitson will go to the front of the line in ANY barbershop in north Tulsa after the turnaround the Hornets had this year!!  Collinsville has some studs but not like BTW!!

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Carl Albert 42 Midwest City 6 

Carl Albert has half their team headed to OU and the other half to college teams with a chance of winning!!  


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Holland Hall 27 Berryhill 21

The Dutch QB is being recruited by all the IVY league schools and Texas State!!  Texas State is recruiting QB Burleson for the golf team as well!  

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Lincoln Christian 44 Jay 16

Lincoln Christion beats the Jay Birds like a drum and may win all their playoff games by double digits!!  


Cascia Hall 42 Checotah 21

The Hall of Cascia has a QB that has thrown close to 50,000 yards and 110 touchdowns this year!!  Ok so I exaggerated slightly!!  Love this team!!  Coach Hippie Medina is amazing and says if the Comandos make the Championship game he will shave his head!!

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Tonkawa 35 at Pocola 32

*****UPSET SPECIAL *****

Tonkawa has finally kicked the Indian's butts!!  This game was played with Tonkawa’s backup 5’6” QB Fletcher Snotzemheimer from Germany!!  He was tremendous!!  5 of 7 passes for 305 yards and 5 touchdowns!  

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B in T NFL picks:


Bills 27 Chiefs 24

The Chiefs have played Puds on the road this year but Buffalo ain't no Pud, broheimer!  Bills QB Allen mimicked the legend Patrick J Mahomes, no-look pass late in the victory formation!

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Bears 31 Packers 21

Reportedly the former Bear Fridge Perry has lost 135 lbs on the Opra Diet!!  Down to 385 lbs!!  He has also taken up Boccia Ball as a form of exercise to keep the weight off!!  

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The Bears suck but have The Ditka on their side!!


Texans 41 at Cowboys 14

The Texans played their Taxi squad in the fourth quarter and outscored the Cowgirls 14 to 7!!  Jerry Jones wept!

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Have a great sports weekend!


Bryan in Tulsa



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