Wednesday, April 17, 2024

Thunder 1 seed and YOUNG farts that can ball!!

Bryan in Tulsa!


Thunder Playoffs Are Rad Bro!

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Remember Thunder playoffs a decade ago?  If someone had a different color than OKC Blue or White they would be escorted from the game!  I Can't wait!!  Go Thunder!!


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Gusty and Don Woods- the best ever/!!  Gather around the Zenith TV/Panasonic Radio Combo and get the Tonadic conditions from Don!!   Today's Thursday Forecast -Tulsa:  Last Monday Travis Meyer stayed up all night on Channel 6 for Jack and Squat weather and saw nothing but wind and hot air!  Travis, please let the cute weather girls stay up all night and u just go nightly night bro!!

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Bobblehead Sports:

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Part of the Mimi and Papi’s gang just found out that Friday is National Pink Cowboy Hat Day!!


B in T Rants:

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SEC Teams Exit NCAA 

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Tourney way early!

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FIVE SEC teams (Kentucky, Auburn, S. Carolina, Florida & Mississippi State) lost their 1st Round game in this year’s NCAA Men’s Tournament, tying the record for most by a single conference in tourney history!!

SEC IS a football conference, 

thank God!!


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*BREAKING - *REPORTED APRIL 1st 2024,  Former Texas Florida Atlantic Head Coach Tom Herman has accepted an off-the-field role at Texas A&M!!  Each morning he is in charge of the coffee and condiments for the entire coaching staff!!  Morning responsibilities also include setting up the Krupps Turbo 5500 Expresso Machine for A&M Executives and dog walking! Evening responsibilities

include babysitting coaching staff kids and detailing staff autos!!  True shat!!


Record of Team When Playing the 2024 Sooners:


Sooner Schedule:

Temple (0-0)

Bixby (2-0)

Houston (1-0)

Tulane (1-1)

Tennessee (3-0) 

Auburn (4-0)

Texas (4-1)

South Carolina (2-4)

Ole Miss (6-1) 

Maine (2-6)

Missouri (7-1)

Alabama (8-2)

LSU (8-3)



Bold Prediction by B in T

Tulsa to the Orange Bowl!!

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2024 TULSA FOOTBALL SCHEDULE


THURSDAY, AUG 29

Northwestern State

Time TBA ET | TV TBA          1-0

Win ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

SATURDAY, SEP 7

Time TBA ET | TV TBA          2-0

Arkansas State

Win๐Ÿ˜ƒ

SATURDAY, SEP 14

Ok State

Time TBA ET | TV TBA            2-1

Loss๐Ÿคฎ

SATURDAY, SEP 21

Time TBA ET | TV TBA            3-1

N Texas State

Win๐Ÿ˜ƒ

SATURDAY, SEP 28

Time TBA ET | TV TBA.          4-1

Win๐Ÿ˜ƒ

SATURDAY, OCT 5

Army

Time TBA ET | TV TBA            5-1

Win๐Ÿ˜ƒ

SATURDAY, OCT 12

OFF

SATURDAY, OCT 19

At Temple

Time TBA ET | TV TBA.            5-2

Loss๐Ÿคฎ

SATURDAY, OCT 26

UTSA

Time TBA ET | TV TBA.            6-2

Win๐Ÿ˜ƒ

SATURDAY, NOV 2

At UAB

Time TBA ET | TV TBA.           7-2

Win๐Ÿ˜ƒ

SATURDAY, NOV 9

OFF

THURSDAY, NOV 14

East Carolina

Time TBA ET | TV TBA.          8-2

Win๐Ÿ˜ƒ

SATURDAY, NOV 23

At USF

Time TBA ET | TV TBA.         8-3

Loss๐Ÿคฎ

SATURDAY, NOV 30

Florida Atlantic

Time TBA ET | TV TBA.         9-3

Win๐Ÿ˜ƒ

FRIDAY, DEC 6

American Championship Game

TU 9-3 vs South Florida    10-2


Winner - Tulsa 34  S Florida 32


Tulsa - 10-3   ORANGE BOWL!

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On deck circle at the Dodger game says it all after accusations of superstar Ohtani and his interpreter possibly betting on baseball!?!?  Ohtani -Betts?  Yes or no?

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B in T’s Film Critic’s Corner 

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Jaws

I know, I know, I know, an old one, but my all-time favorite!!

Great scenes everywhere, in this movie!

TOP 5 SCENES OF JAWS:


*’You’re gonna need a bigger boat’ 

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*Remains of the young lady in a shoe box!

*Quint’s scratching on a chalkboard, to get the attention of the city council!

*head popping out of the boat hull!

*story of the USS Indianapolis by Quint right before Jaws attacks their boat!  Again!

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B in T MLB


Cardinals- 

An average 10-11 record but GM Mozelic’s head is still on a pig platter with a wooden bow tie! - (seen below)  St. Louis fans are in love ❤️ with the St Louis City SC soccer with record attendance while the Baseball Birds are having some low attendance numbers!  Also, SC is waaaaayyyy above .500!

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Cubs- 9-8 

Reliever Keegan Thompson is back on the Cub’s roster with a velocity approaching the mid-90s!!


Rangers-10-8  

The Rangers beat the Astros and Umpire Angel Hernandez 12 - 8  last Friday!!  Hernandez has been known to have a strike zone the size of China!!  After calling three strikes in a row ONE FOOT outside, Texas started swinging at everything and rallied for a 12-8 win!!


Astros- 7-12 - 

With lefty closer Josh Hader newly signed for 95 million over 5 years, the Stros need to use him in winning situations which are not common in Houston!!


Have a great sports week!


Bryan in Tulsa

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Wednesday, April 10, 2024

Cardinals Can’t hit or pitch!

My secret operatives with TMZ Sports have told me:

Calamari to Razorbackland, Bruce Pearl to Kentucky, Charles Barkley to Auburn, and Kendrick Perkins to TNT!!  Ya hurd it hear first!!

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If Caitlin Clark, is drafted by the OKC Thunder, they might get on national TV more than twice a year yo!!!  Go, Caitlin!!

Come on OKC GM Presti!!

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Bryan in Tulsa!

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Gusty and Don Woods- the best ever!!  Gather around the Zenith TV/Panasonic Radio Combo and get the Tonadic conditions from Don!!   Today's Thursday Forecast Tulsa:        One of the newest weather terms ‘Gorilla Hail’ was cornered by a national CBS weatherman and power weightlifter Snard Legler!!

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True Shat!  Google it!!!


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Bobblehead Sports:


B in T Family Top Disney movies:


1. Lion King- Daughter Maddie's fav!  Also Frankie, Okc Grandchild, loves the King!!

2. Frozen- Granddaughter Charlie’s fav, also can be pronounced ‘fwozen’!  AND Granddaughter Rosie loves Ana, named after her cousin!

3. Toy Story- actually Toy Story II - made me cry!  Shhhhh!

4. Beauty and the Beast- Okc's favorite daughter Jordan used to fall asleep in this movie, but did outlast Mimi and Papi!

5. Mulan- great music

6. Aladdin- average rating of the Disney collection

7.  Elementary - Two-year-old Granddaughter Elliott has been known to throw furniture if Elementary is turned off the tube!!

8. Monsters Inc.- all the kids love this one!

9. Bluey - youngest Grandchild Monte at 1, loves to dance to Bluey!

10. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs -1939- first Disney movie made!  Papi B is T's fav!

Mimi B in T loves Bambi!

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Assistance from Ana, Jordan, and Maddie!!


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B in T Rants:

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New NFL RUNNING BACK homes:


๐ŸˆDerrick Henry, Ravens, perfect fit for the Ravens!

๐ŸˆAaron Jones, Vikings

๐ŸˆJoe Mixon, Texans, great move for me and my son's Texan team!!

๐ŸˆZach Moss, Bengals

๐ŸˆSaquon Barkley: Eagles- makes some great non free agent moves, and makes Dallas suck even MORE!!

๐ŸˆJosh Jacobs: Packers - Tulsa own superstar!!  B in T is personal friends of his Uncle!!

๐ŸˆAustin Ekeler: Commanders

๐ŸˆTony Pollard: Titans- Dallas is left with a 4’9” running back!

๐ŸˆD’Andre Swift: Bears

๐ŸˆDevin Singletary: Giants- Texans don't need him!

๐ŸˆGus Edwards: Chargers

๐ŸˆAntonio Gibson: Patriots

NOTE:  

JACK SQUAT TO THE DALLAS COWBOYS!!  


Basketball shorts in 2008!

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THE SHOOTER LOOKS RIDICULOUS!!


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I was not expecting SEC’s Ole Miss to have a former SNL shark skit as its mascot!!

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               LAND SHARK 

                    IN DRAG!


The Cowboys FINALLY made a trade!!

The Cowgirls traded Deuce Vaughn to the Cleveland Browns for undisclosed cash!

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Browns fans are ECSTATIC!

The Brown fans love Deuce Dolls!!


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No more state players Piggybacking on coaches who move schools!


The OSSAA Board of Directors discusses week ago Wednesday a concept known as a “link rule” that could supplement the association’s existing anti-recruiting rule!!  If the OSSAA adopts this rule, then a student would not be allowed to transfer to a school to play for a coach who has coached this student in school or club sports during the previous year!!  Boom!


B in T’s Film Critic’s Corner 

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Disney - Wish

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Watch with two grands from OKC so there may be some bias to this magnificent movie!!!  The plot thickens as a young Asha makes a wish so powerful that it's answered by a cosmic force, a little ball of boundless energy called Star!!  With Star's help, Asha must save her kingdom from King Magnifico and prove that when the will of one courageous human connects with the magic of the stars, wondrous things can happen!!  Will Asha save the Kingdom!??

Must watch to find out!

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4 out of 5 projector ranking!!


B in T MLB


Cardinals- 5-5

No hitting and we are at .500!!  Play Dodgers 0-4 then Marlins  4-0 = .500 every time!!  Winn our young stud SS can throw ex-Cardinal Ken Reitz out from LF!!  Ha!


Cubs- 5-3 - Cubs look solid, movie star Belanger signed a contract with Apple TV to do a detective series in the winter of ‘26 to air in 2027!!  In the meantime he MUST complete 200 hours of acting lessons!!  


Rangers- 6-2 no steroids, just weak Texas Ranger Jerseys!  Ha!!!

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Astros- 3-6 - Astros have decided to stop batting opposite side and get serious about playing baseball!!


Have a great sports week!


Bryan in Tulsa

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