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Bobblehead Sports:
Pet Edition
Mr and Mrs B in T want a pet lie-detector machine to keep things true and real in the B in T pet world!!
Both the dogs like to go into the utility room and play in the kitty litter box!! Who did it?
Secondly, Papi likes to let stinkies and then blame the dogs!! Pet Lie detectors on Amazon are the best way to see who is lying to Mrs B in T!!
Thirdly, if the dogs and cats aren't around Papi B in T likes to blame one of 7 grandkids that may or may not release a fluffy out their backside!!
B in T notes:
Great picture of the Gathering Place especially after morning meds!!
B in T College picks:
Boston College 31 at Virginia Tech 26
Va Tech band members and the University of Va Tech are being sued by Metallica for playing the Enter Sandman song so poorly!! Stay tuned, lots of Va Tech band members are seeking psychiatric counseling!! This is the coolest scene in college football!!
Too bad cuz the BC Eagles win the game by 5!
BYU 41 Ok State 21
The game time has been changed to midnight BYU time and 3 am Oklahoma time!! This was requested by the Cougar side so their fans would not see the carnage left by the Mormons!!
Oklahoma 27 South Carolina 17
The Sooners are favored to win this game and looking at the last game they are favored this year!! Except the Maine Cods!!This includes the Andy Williams Christmas Bowl in Branson, Missouri!! The Sooners are 4-point dogs to Appalachian State in this inaugural Bowl in Branson!!
Welcome to the SEC Sooners!
Arkansas 27 LSU 21
The Wheat Growers of America, Bowl Marshals are scouting both teams closely!! Plus both head coaches have their resumes updated!! One coach for a promotion and more money!! And the other coach to a 50k-a-year analyst position with ‘Bama!! GUESS which is which and win a year supply of Mrs. B in Ts brownies!!
I am a Big fan of Bobby Petrino who could be the next coach in Hogville!! His future ex- wife former Arkansas team manager Lacy Loveland whom Bobby met on the back of a motorcycle wreck is back!!
Bobby-Next coach AGAIN?!
Tulsa 24 at Temple 23
Tulsa's defense held the Owls to 12 first downs but gave up 388 yards total offense!! Temple committed nineteen penalties for 195 cards thus killing any form of offense for the Owls!! A win is a win no matter the horror!! Tulsa’s offense sent the lefty Cooper Legos QB reliever in and he threw for one touchdown and ran for 2 others!! Legos threw for 180 yards and ran for 106 yards!! Legos new NIL deal is guess what?
Texas 34 Georgia 31
Super, enormous, colossal, and neato torpedo game!! The University of Texas showed out for ESPN Gameday in front of 80,000 students at the Austin Campus!! The party started with Pat McAfee shirtless at 5 in the morning, escorted directly from Friday night frolics at Austin’s ‘The Tavern’ straight to the Gameday set!!
Tennessee 35 Alabama 31
More fun in the SEC as these two football legacies battle to the end!! Mastermind offensive schememiester Josh Heupel ran the hidden man play with a player disguised as a beer vendor and caught the winning touchdown!! After a 30-minute review, the play was upheld by the Knoxville ref crew!!
Maryland 41 USC 38
Homecoming for the Terps!! The Maryland students all dressed up like metrosexuals in honor of So Cal coach Riley!
Maryland frat dudes dressed in normal shat!!
K State 28 at West Virginia 24
The K State fans felt right at home in Morgantown!!
A Young Mildcat fan!!
Illinois 24 Michigan 18
The Illini are looking strong at a final 12 playoff spot!! I have some good friends that would take some tickets!! Ha!!
Ticketmaster ticks are selling for 250 dolla bills end zone and top two rows but if your residence is in Illinois - 500 buckaroonees minimum!! True Shat!!
Iowa State 28 UCF 23
The Clone tight-end room took a hard hit when all the Tightends came down with a butt fungus and were quarantined for the UCF game!! The Tightends were replaced by more linemen and the Cyclones played smash-mouth football!!
Mississippi State 28 Texas A&M 21
The Aggies’ new coach is no longer new, so better start winning more coach!!
B in T High School picks:
Another Pumpkinman sighting and this time he invaded the best Octoberfest in America, Tulsa Octoberfest!
Although chocolate brownies do not go well with Jeagar Meister, as the night wore on the buzz was TREMENDOUS!!
Bixby 51 at Enid 13
The Plainsmen of Enid had a 7-to-zip lead after 4 minutes into the game!! Bixby then arrived on the field after being mysteriously locked in their dressing room!! True Shat!!
Crooked Oaks 33 Blackwell 7
Crooked Oaks players were shocked to learn that their Homecoming Queen was bigger than most of the Blackwell players!!
Cascia Hall 31 at Jay 0
A very, very little-known fact is that Jay, Oklahoma was named after my fraternity brother's great great great Uncle, Jim Jay Unruh, who was a political activist in 1907 when Oklahoma’s statehood was established!! In the 1889 land rush picture, if you look very very closely you can see a young Jay riding a palomino horse in the forefront!!
Jenks 35 Deer Creek 34
Jenks running back Kaydin Jones is being recruited by all 134 Division 1 college football teams and the Dallas Cowboys!! Jerry Jones showed up for the Deer Creek game while his staff tried to convince him that he could not sign a kid out of high school with a 30 million dollar NIL deal!!
Pryor 41 at Hale 12
The Pryor Tigers tuba player is now a 3-star recruit after pancaking 4 Blackwell players in the second half!!
Dave Snickerdoodle was asked to put on a uniform and assist the offensive line in the second half!!
Owasso 48 at Edmond Memorial 20
Coach Graham put some freshmen players in the game when the score was 48 to 6, but when Edmond Memorial scored 2 quick touchdowns in came the JV!!
Tonkawa 23 Morrison 20
Two long-time rivals in class A football!! Tonkawa loves the Marrison fanbase because they travel well and love to spend money at the Tonkawa downtown flea market!! According to Deputy Mayor Charlie the downtown merchants made close to 100k in the sale of white ceramic ducks with blue collars and flowered doilies ALONE!!
B in T NFL picks:
49ers 27 Chiefs 21
The 49ers Brock Purdy has thrown 7 touchdowns in 6 games!! More TE Kittle is needed!! Possibly Kittle taking the Cheify weifies TE girlfriend away would help!! Kittles wife may no likie!!
Texans 31 at Packers 28
Texans are great road warriors!!
Ravens 24 at Buccaneers 21
The ‘Bucs's Mayfield outplayed Ravens’s QB Jackson but the Ravens kickerChase McLaughlin boomed a 60-yard field goal with 2 seconds left!!
Saints 34 Broncos 28
The Saints QB Rattler was third-string at South Carolina!
Broncos defense ranks 28th against the pass!! Saints O should score 50 with half the secondary on IR!!
Have a great sports weekend!
Bryan in Tulsa
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