Bryan in Tulsa
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Most popular statement in the Mr and Mrs Bryan in Tulsa’s homestead:
“THEY ARE ON YOUR HEAD, DEAR‼️”
Glasses?
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Bobblehead Sports:
Never mess with the IRE of a grandmother with golf balls flying overhead the head of her grandbabies‼️
Her Facebook request:
“Hey golfers, if you are playing on a golf course near homes, DON’T BE A DICK. Just assume you aren’t good enough to cut the dogleg by flying the ball over the houses. You hit one of my grandkids and you’ll be eating that titleist. Hell hath no fury like a mad Grannie No, I’m not right on the course, I’m 4 houses away in the cul-de-sac”
Mr and Mrs B in T have known this fraternity brother and wife for a lifetime and unless you want a 7 iron wrapped around your head, play around their house not through it!
Titleist balls do not taste good‼️
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B in T notes:
🏈I will be wearing a lot of TU gear this year! A 19-12 Victory over Oklahoma State, Thank you to my Alma Mater!
🏈Texas rankings:🤮
Last in the SEC in 3rd Down Conversions
Last in the SEC in Red Zone Conversions
12th in the SEC in 4th Down Conveersions
14th in the SEC in Scoring and Total Offense
13th in the SEC in Passing Yards Per Game
9th in the SEC in Rushing Yards Per Game
WTF is Arch doing?
Arch Manning rankings:🤮
13th in the SEC in QB Passing Rank
12th in the SEC in Long Passing Plays
Last in the SEC in Completion PCT %
13th in the SEC in Quarterback Rating
14th in Interceptions Thrown
🏈Old Days at Tulsa University!
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B in T College Football Picks:
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Oklahoma State 31 Baylor 28
Baylor Coach Dave Aranda has more lives than a black cat, well……something like that. Ha! Ok State coach Gundy has made changes (the whole ‘24 staff Houdini-ed itself or was fired), but his long tenured life in Stillwater seems secure! Aranda and his stoic and boring personality is old. Look for Nebraska coach Ruhle to sign a multi-year 40-million-dollar contract back with the Bears and bye-bye Aranda‼️
Sophomore running back transfer from OU, OH GOD NO, Kalib Hicks runs for 97 yds on 13 carries and catches 4 passes for 51 yds and 1 TD! He also made two special teams tackles and he and his mom made macadamia nut cookies for the entire team!
B in T Upset Special #1
Tulsa 37 Tulane 31
MIRACLE ON 11th STREET III!
This game was originally watched by 100s on ESPN++++.
But when 24-point dog Tulsa came from 21 down in the 4th quarter ala TU vs Arkansas in 1971, the ESPN viewership went to 10 million‼️ Ok, ok frickin’ Google it! Down 21 with 13:21 left in the 4th, coach Lamb the Cane’ went to work! The rest was Golden Hurricane history! Approximately 1500 fans were left to see the remarkable 27-point onslaught by Tulsa in the fourth quarter! I will admit that my son and I left the game late in the 3rd quarter to check out the Buccaneer free pizza 🍕 and two-for-one Busch Lites‼️ Upon downing 4 beers apiece (beddy bye time fo Papi) and hearing that Tulsa had rallied to within a touchdown, we 🚕 took an Uber 6 blocks back to the game just in time to watch the go-ahead TU touchdown! A 35-yard reverse to local Bixby player Braylin Pressley wins the game, miracle on 11th Street III‼️
Upset Special #2
Arkansas 27 Notre Dame 24
The pristine Irish have never been to Fayettenam‼️ Fayetteville, Arkansas is not a hoity-toity location like the Rose Bowl to play the mighty Irish‼️But nothing like the intimidation of a live giant Award Winning Super Hog in a cage scaring the bejesus out of the Little Leprichans!
After a 61-yard field goal by freshmen Razorback kicker Steve Cox III, Razorback cheerleaders put the slightly built,165lb Cox on their shoulders and paraded him all around the celebratory Hog crowd‼️
Ohio State 38 at Washington 34
A closer battle at Pullman than it should have done been‼️ I mean it! Since the win over Texas, the Buckeyes are trying to make their victories closer and closer‼️ Remedy this problem by playing the University of Tulsa every year, home and away! Hahaha! Beatles haircut on Ohio State QB Justin Sayin is fine if he keeps throwing 25-32, 256 yds and 2 TDs vs the Huskies!
Illinois 56 USC 13
Most Unranked Finishes After Being Ranked in Preseason:
(Since 2010 - AP Poll)
Sooo if I look at this correctly USC is currently led by
overrated, skinny jeans coach Riley and has been ranked 8 times in the in the nations top 25 and at the end of the year dropped out of the top 25 like a hot potato 🥔‼️
**USC - 8**
Texas A&M - 7
Wisconsin - 6
Florida - 5
Michigan State - 5
North Carolina - 5
TCU - 5
Georgia - 4
Auburn - 4
LSU - 4
Texas - 4
Miami - 4
Michigan - 4
Back to the game, B in T has picked the Illini 4th in the Big 10!
2025 regular-season prediction: 9-3, 7-2.
The Illini will lose at least three of their first eight games, but after that will be a chance to put the pedal down and close out hot‼️ September road trips at Duke and Indiana are must-wins! I gave you numerous reasons not to pick So Cal in any games this year unless the team has multiple directional and ‘State’ in their name! Example: USC should win by at least 4 points over Northwestern State at Cal Poly‼️
Texas A&M 31 Auburn 20
Auburn Coach Freeze has resumes out to all Conference USA teams with losing records and several Oklahoma and Texas high schools‼️ In 2025 the Aggies were looking to get the ball to their playmakers in space via jet sweeps and screens, especially from the slot where KC Concepcion and Mario Craver are expected to have big years in 2025. That led Oliver to ask about the status of former five star Terry Bussey who joined A&M last summer in time for the 2024 season! Remember that the Jet Sweep will win games against Auburn, Drake and Southwest Carolina but not against Alabama or LSU‼️
Iowa State 38 Arizona 24
Clone QB Rocco Becht, who was named after his aunt Jewell Rocco Becht was the first female/trans boxer in Iowa state history‼️Google it, dare ya!
Rocco threw for 22 of 32, 287 yds 3 TDs, and 1 pick! He contrived 7 rushes for 65 yards and 1 TD‼️
BYU 31 at Colorado 30
Lots of Cougar players were recruited by the PrimeTime Colorado legend‼️These players went on to join the Army or simply stayed, quit football, spent 8 years on a mission, became a monk, then played football with the Cougars‼️
BYU true freshman Bear Bachmeier is the first true freshman to ever start the opener for the Cougars!
Kansas State 34 UCF 24
Second go around for Scott Frost at Central Florida. The football coaching leash for Frost is very shortish! KState and their winged T offense confused Frost enough for the 10-point win‼️ Number 32 Purnell, for the Wildcats, had 9 solo tackles and 2 personal fouls for taunting the UCF QB!
Sightings of the World Famous Pumpkin Man are sprouting up like pumpkin seeds in a pumpkin patch!
Pumpkin Man was reportedly seen at Governor Stitt's office secretly putting brownies in with the desserts for a big meeting with foreign dignitaries according to our TMZ partners‼️
Blame it on the brownies……..
or maybe more brownies are required‼️ hehehehehe!
B in T High School Picks:
Bixby 48 Jenks 45
Two 6A powerhouse teams with Division I players around every corner of their roster! Very spooky 👻🎃🧛♂️talent in south Tulsa! Jenks stud running back KD Jones is rated as the 21st best running back in America! He felt like the number 1 rated back in America to the Spartan D as he ran for 254 yards on 21 carries, and 4 TDs‼️ Not enough to hold off the Bixby O Line that anchored an offense that gathered 532 yds total offense against a stiff Trojan defense‼️
KD has committed to Oklahoma State! Despite his dad playing at Oklahoma! Great ‘get’ for State ‼️
OC Millwood 48 Blackwell 6
Millwood’s talent is makes them an easy pick over Blackwell! The Falcons usually whip up on the Maroons by a score very similar to this every fricken year! Blackwell vs Millwood in wrestling, FFA cattle Blue Ribbons, and roping would be all Blackwell Maroons by a country mile‼️
National High School Roping in Rock Springs, Wyoming, Blackwell finished 11th in the frickin’ nation‼️
Cascia Hall 45 at Inola 16
The Cascia parents were aghast at the hay bales that were used in place of the visitor stands! Those stands were demolished by the most recent F2 tornado‼️ A lot of the Cascia patrons were allergic to the hay with sneezing, red eyes, and itching out the wazooo‼️
All was better when one of of the Cascia Nasal Doctors handed out some Sinex nasal relief spray‼️
Cascia dad doctor saves the day with sinus samples in the trunk of his Lexus Hybrid! No more sneezing‼️
Cascia has way too many players named Biff on their team not to win! The Longhorns are very slow in the secondary and could not match the Comando speed‼️
The Inola moms vs the Cascia moms - Clogging‼️
The Inola Clogging moms have won 3 Southwest USA Regional Championships since 2021‼️ They Clogged the heck out of the dainty Cascia moms!
Lead Clogger cockswain is in her third year of being the leader of the lady Cloggers!
Inola Diner of the Week!
Graham Bakery and Cafe
25 N Broadway, Inola, OK
The Undertaker and his wife once bought 6 dozen peach turnovers from Grahams and left a 25-dollar tip‼️ No shat!
Mark William Calaway (The Undertaker) gets these Turnovers everytime he is close to Inola!
BTW 49 Durant 13
Booker T’s second string played the whole second half and showed up the starters!Hornet QB Levi Brooks demanded to go back in, in the latter part of the 3rd quarter but was refused by BTW coach Goodman! BOOM! Levi is currently being recruited only by the University of Tulsa‼️
Choctaw 52 Piedmont 21
Piedmont is kinda the yuppy school of OKC and will meet the wrath of the Yellow Jackets as they dominate the trenches! Choctaw’s QB Landon Gatson threw for 278 yds on 18 for 22 passes and 3 TDs and no interceptions!
Hale 24 Memorial 12
The fact that Hale shares Will Rogers' home football field gave an advantage for the Rangers' new kicker from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Diogo Argegunio! Both of his extra points were perfect while the Memorial kicker hit a barn and a horse smack dab in the middle of his horse head‼️
Broken Arrow 30 Owasso 27
Broken Arrow upsets the Rams as BA celebrates the huge win by giving each kid enrolled at Broken Arrow schools a coupon for a free Banana Split at Braums‼️
Name Image Likeness -Value- $$$$$$- Priceless‼️
Tonkawa 38 Quapaw 16
Nothing like fall football in Tonkawa with the smell of a pumpkin spice latte and medical brownies in the air‼️
Several Tonkawa players had a Wednesday team-building dinner at Charlie and Kelley’s home!! Jami’s(Mrs B in T) cousin-in-law Charlie shot three deer, butchered three cows and wrung 50 chicken necks to feed these young men of the Tonkawa Buckaneers‼️Some of the freshmen boys were very upset and nauseous of the sight of chickens with no heads lying around Charlies backyard. Some still walking with their heads OFF! See below🔽
The Tonkawa freshman team will never, ever be the same‼️
Union 61 Edmond Santa Fe 13
One of the best guys Mr and Mrs B in T have ever known is coaching a team to another Championship! Although Union is young and raw, coach Antoine Graham has the mojo to go far, possibly all the way!
Union QB Skylar Moorman who had great success at Collinsville, threw for 326 yds, 4 TDs, 1 pick!
Skylar Moorman 🔼🔼🔼🔼
Transferred to Union from Collinsville for his Senior year!
B in T Pro Picks:
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Cardinals 31 Seahawks 21
RB James Connor ran for 135 yds on 20 carries for 2TDs!
Monster game for possible NFC defensive player of the year, Tulsa U’s own Zaven Collins! Zaven had 13 tackles, 6 solos, 2 pass deflections, and 3 sacks! Not to mention he signed approximately 3,000 mini footballs before and after beating the Seahawks!
True shat! Google it!
Ravens 61 at Chiefs 4
The Chiefs get a wake-up call, Mahomes can no longer do around the back through the legs passes, and Travis Kelce can no longer see Taylor after 8PM each day during the season‼️In fact, the whole team whether engaged, not engaged, married or partners, cannot see their significant other after 8pm per HC Andy Reid‼️
Cowboys 27 Packers 21
LAP (Life after Parsons) has been pretty good, so far! Sam Williams looked to be a possible game-changer as a rookie. He racked up four sacks and a team-leading 10 tackles for a loss. He didn’t have the second-year leap the team had hoped for, though, and then his third season was ended by a training camp injury. He is healthy heading into the 2025 season, and his style aligns with new defensive coordinator Matt Eberflus’ attacking front. Parsons averaged nearly 850 snaps a season, while Sam Williams has a high of 303. If he can maintain his production with an increased snap count, he could be a double-digit sack performer in 2025. Williams has paced the Cowboys with 3.5 sacks in the early season of 2025‼️
Texan 31 Titans 24
The Texan Defense will have to carry them this year! The Offense has some problems with injuries and contract issues! The sophomore jinx for QB CJ Stroud has been moved to a Junior jinx in 2025! Sorry Texan fans its time to start rooting for the Cowboys, wait they suck too! Well then lets move on to the Spurs, Rockets and Thunder! The Good thing for the Titans vs the Texans game, the Titans are very average at best!
The Thunder play in Tulsa in early October‼️
Buccaneers 24 Eagles 21
The Bucks established themselves as a player for the NFC Championship by beating the Eagles! Baker Mayfield’s new Popeyes commercial has increased Baker’s jersey sales by 40% and Popeyes' spicy chicken sales by 100%‼️
Bears 34 at Las Vegas Raiders 26
The Bears won on the road despite the mesmerizing giant globe that almost put the Bears in a trans be for the game started!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa!
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