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Look closely at the Tulsa Cheerleader crops on the Barbie dolls! Only with the B in T Granddaughters will you see this special TU cheer order from Barbie World‼️
B in T notes:
THE TOP-10 GREATEST COACHES IN SPORTS HISTORY:
1) Bill Belichick - Patriots
2) Mike Krzyzewski - Blue Devils
3) Phil Jackson- Bulls
4) John Wooden- UCLA
5) Nick Saban- LSU, Bama, then u guessed it he will take over Ok State program replacing Gundy in 2027!
6) Vince Lombardi - Packers
7) Red Auerbach - Celtics
8) Andy Reid - Chiefies
9) Casey Stengel - Yankees
10) Genn Dobbs - Tulsa Golden Hurricane!
B in T College Football Picks:
K State 35 at Arizona 24
Arizona Very Mildcats vs the Kansas State somewhat less milder Wildcats brings two teams battling in the 112-degree heat Tucson Arizona‼️ Cactus, Gila Monsters and poisonous scorpions were sighted just outside the stadium and scared K State offense more than the Az defense‼️ hahahaha‼️ All-Everything linebacker Desmond Purnell whose brother LA was my fitness instructor at the Center Nut House at 815 South Utica in downtown Tulsa leads the Defense for his Senior year‼️ Desmond is an All-Big 12 Defender and one of 2 players on the All Big 12 team to stay with the same team all 4 years‼️ Thank you, NIL packages, for ruining college football! And thanks Desmond for ur loyalty to the Wildcats‼️
Ole Miss 28 Arkansas 20
Ole Miss preppy docksider Coach Kiffy is a spokesman for Izod Shirts and was loud and proud at gametime‼️ His offense led by QB Austin Simmons who has been the backup to Jaxson Dart for 2 years! Ole Miss QB Simmons completed 18 for 25 passes, 303 yds, 3 TDs and 1 pic!
Oklahoma 52 at Temple 3
Vegas had the Sooners by farty-eight while my booky had the Owls by farty-eight! An obvious error. I went ahead and bet Jami’s max for B in T of $1.00! Guess what?
I WON‼️$2.00 bucks minus the .20 for juice, = .80 profit!
Sorry, no jokes for the most famous Temple grad Bill Cosby! Too easy and disgusting‼️ Sooner Nation has a number of items that they can discuss like the team taking a jaunt up the same Philadelphia Museum of Art stairs that Rocky Balboa took before his famous bout against Apollo Creed‼️ Some of the Sooner brawn showed up as certain players start actually punching each other on the stairs but was soon stopped with a click of the fingers by Sooner strength coach Jerry Schmidt!
Coach Schmidt strengthened the Sooners past the Owls with 598 yards total offense and allowing 187 yards total offense for a spectacular day in the house that Rocky Balboa built‼️
Tulsa 31 Navy 30
An incredible game at Skelly Stadium when Tulsa grad kicker Seth Morgan made a 46-yard field goal with 6 seconds remaining! Huge upset win for the 13 point underdog Hurricane! Tulsa was led by QB Baylor Hayes with 245 yards 2 TDs and 1 pic, RB Dominic Richardson with 16 carries fo 106 yards and 1 TD!
The TU fans had not celebrated an upset victory like this since a Texas A&M victory 35 years ago!
So the throng of TU fans headed to The Buccaneer but it was too small and too many drunk old farts there, then they headed to Roosevelt’s but needed reservations 3 weeks ago, then headed to Sutures
but it was packed with Doctors and morticians and finally the TU folks were ready to give up and head home to bed when a spark of an idea hit one old alum!! Let's head to the Lambda Chi Alpha
house on TU frat row, they aren't doin nothin', take over the house and cook burgers, brats and BEER! The Celebration was ON‼️
Georgia 27 at Tennessee 24
Tough match with the winner to be in the top 3 of the SEC and the Nation! Georgia QB Gunnar Stockton may be an average QB but his stud name alone put him over most of the plodding QBs of Bulldog past‼️ Gunnar goes 12 for 18, 173 yds, 1 TD and 0 pix! With 56 yds rushing and 1 TD, and a deep thigh bruise! Interesting side note- Neyland Stadium is located on the site of a former body donation program, but the bodies were not buried. They were cleaned and stored under the stands after the donation program concluded! Spooky! 👻💀☠️
Iowa State 45 at Arkansas State 10
The Clone defense allowed a field goal and the Clone offense allowed an interception return for 99 yards by backup QB Nyrope’ Shakakan, who was picked off the portal from the Angolian Ultimate Frisbee Team‼️
Illinois 41 at Western Michigan 17
The Broncos are in the Mid-American Conference and played in the Wachatachi Bowl in 2024! Lost to Delaware State. Illinois QB Luke Atmyer, portal present from Ole Mississippi, threw for 322 yards, 22 for 30, 4 TDs and 1 pix!
Notre Dame 31 Texas A&M 26
Notre Dame QB CJ Carr is the grandson of Michigan head coach of the same last name!
All of Michigan thought he would be the starting QB at Wolverine land not ND Irish land‼️ Wrong little green man from Dublin breath! CJ the ND green stud threw for 275 yards and 2 TDs to lead victory over Texas A&M Aggies!
B in T High School Picks:
Cascia Hall 41 Metro Christian 35
QB Barrett Mullen who is already the all-time passer in Commando/Bulldog/Monk history throws 25 of 33 passes for 322 yards, 2 TDs and 4 Metro girl’s digits! Slow Friday Night Lights for Barrett, digit-wise‼️A group of players for Metro and Cascia gathered after the game to discuss the Virgin Mary vs Christ the Savior over a few brownies! The meeting had a lot of laughter, laughter, and especially more laughter around 1 am Saturday morning‼️
Choctaw 45 at Hays KS 31
The Choctaw Blue Jackets have the most dedicated Defensive coordinator in the history of coaches in Oklahoma‼️His name is Brad Clark and he has 5 beautiful kids and a very dedicated mom who used to keep me out of trouble in my work life many years ago! Like 25 years! Brad is responsible for the entire Choctaw defense, recruiting, and defensive play calling among many other items on his 2024 State championship team‼️Hays, Kansas is a powerful team in Kansas but not in Oklahoma where football was created!
4 Star Junior TE Titus Hawk is worth the price of admission and caught two touchdowns!
Hawk is everything you would want in a tight end- and then some. He stands 6’7 with long limbs. It is no wonder that, as he enters his Junior year, Hawk holds offers from the likes of Oklahoma, Oklahoma State and Tulsa!
Diner of the Week Hays, Kansas!
Pheasant Run Diner
Kansas Basketball coach Bill Self’s Cardiologist once ate 5 eggs, 2 giant pancakes, 3 large biscuits with a quart of gravy, 5 sausage, 10 pieces of bacon, and a diet Coke! Coach Self is in good hands when he visits his personal Cardiologists in Kansas‼️
Hays, Kansas Moms vs Choctaw Moms- Hay High School moms are State champs in the Power Jerk Lift in Hays County! Lakesha Buttersworth seen here tripling the best Choctaw lift by Shelly boom boom Clark! The only Grandma in the competition‼️
Union 45 at Jenks 41
Union coach Antonio Graham has enough talent to beat the mighty Trojans and he knows exactly where to put the players in the right positions to win STATE! Jenks and Union are the epicenter of high school football in Tulsa and both have fought each other toof and nails back Th the early 90s for supremacy!
Usually a 1 to 5 point spread every time‼️
Owasso 51 Sand Springs 21
The Rams have the linemen and the speed to dominate Sand Springs‼️ The Sandites have smallish linemen with no meat on their bones and some talent!
Tonkawa 31 Fairview 30
The Yellowjackets have no kicker and can only go after extra points by running or passing the ball for a two-point conversion from the 2-yard line! The most antiquated way since using a pig as a football!
B in T Pro Picks:
Cowboys 27 Giants 17
The Cowboys RB Javonte Williams can run around and over defenders! Against the Giants he also demolished some secondary defenders! Mr Williams gained 156 yards on 21 carries and 2 TDs‼️ Dax completed 21 for 27 passes, 233 yds and 1 TD and 0 pix! CD Lamb caught 3 passes fo 28 yards and 1 TD! He left the game early upset by his lack of action on the target throwing from Dax‼️
Chiefs 34 Eagles 21
The Chiefy Wiefies look like they may be the real deal bro‼️The love life of Swift❤️Kelce is turning into a ‘Beyond the Gates’ new soap opera! Eagles retired brother Jason caught by TMZ Sports looking at Taylor’s legs‼️ R U Shatting me! He🏒🏒 every normal male human alive looks at her perfect legs! B in T is 90 and he looks‼️Shhhhh don't tell Mrs B in T‼️
Lions 28 Bears 24
The Lions QB Jerod Goff is 30 years old and looks 40, but plays like he is 24‼️The Bears' QB Caleb Williams has a bazooka for an arm but can't hit the eastbound side of a westbound mammoth elephant! The Lions' Goff was 20 for 28 for 3 touchdowns and 303 yds and 1 pic! The Bears' Caleb Williams was 13 for 30, 205 yds, 1 TD, and 2 pics! Yuk‼️
Cardinals 36 Panthers 27
The Panthers QB Andy Daulton is old enough to be Bryce Young’s daddio! After the Cardinal D Line chased Bryce around for two quarters the suits for Carolina decided to put Daulton in the game! He passed for 2 TDs and scared Arizona enough to get their starters in the game for the 4th quarter‼️
Bucks 34 at Texans 31
Two QBs, Mayfield and Stroud, are wanting to get a little higher in the playoffs this year! Mayfield is back to his last minute heroics on the road and Stroud is just coming up short to beat the Sooner legend‼️
Puff, puff pass like the old days for medical reason only!
Have a great sports weekend!
Bryan in Tulsa
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