Tuesday, September 16, 2025

Sooners are fo real yo🏈!

Bryan in Tulsa


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Tulsa football is a lot funner at your actual home! When at home you're closer to the bathroom, food, and the bed‼️


B in T notes:


🏈Iowa Hawkeye fans storm the field after finally scoring a touchdown and not a field goal‼️

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🏈My OKC Granddaughter looks like she is sending a letter to Santa last weekend! No, wrong answer breathe, she is doing an analogy on how much she should cheer for the Chiefs while she really likes the sneecky Eagles‼️

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He he he he!


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B in T College Football Picks:


Oklahoma State 34 Tulsa 27

Friday National TV- ESPN‼️

These two Oklahoma teams are not afraid to play each other! Hey OU WTFudge? Oklahoma State and Tulsa just signed a 9-year deal to play each utter— 5 games at OSU and 4 at TU!  Win-win for each school! 

Tulsa has become a bigger and faster team by simply changing, firing old fart Kevin Wilson and replacing him with new head caoch, 35-year-old Tre Lamb and keeping young Ryan Switzer from the Wilson regime! The Hurricanes’ defense kept the game close till the start of the fourth quarter where the heat and the wall paddles started playing with the TU player minds! 

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A number of the Hurricane fans that went down the road to Stillwater helped fill out the northeast corner of Boone Pickens Stadium where the Tulsa band and the fans all sat together! Geesh! So the Hurricane Happy Timers group and their 70 and over members were put right next to the TU band‼️This is like putting nitroglycerin in the middle of a fireworks display, THEN in the middle of the TU band, THEN turn right smack in the middle of the Hurricane Happy Timers, and THEN finally right smack in the middle of 50k Cowpoke fans‼️Follow me? U know what I am sayin’ bro?

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If u look close u can see the Happy Timers in yellow and blue shirts, crying!


Arkansas 38 at Memphis 13

The Memphis Tigers are trying to bribe, pay, rob, or sue its way out of the American (no Athletic) Conference! Recently the entire Tiger traveling team tried to hide itself on the Razorback bus back to Fayetteville! True shat! Embarrassing‼️

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Razorback LB Xavian Sorey Jr, who has been known to tackle his own players to clear the way to the opponent's victim, had 13 tackles, 7 tackles for loss(TFL) and 3 face mask penalties‼️ Sorey was 6th in the SEC in tackles last year and is on pace to be just as ferocious in 2025! 

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Oklahoma 41 Auburn 21

Auburn Coach Hugh Freeze is so far under a microscope that he makes Venables look like he is on easy street! The Tigers have celebrated the arrival of savior QB Jackson Arnold until he was not‼️πŸ˜†

Arnold sucked at OU and is sucking was even more prevalent against the Sooner D which pinned their ears back and sacked him 4 times in the third quarter‼️In the 4th Quarter Arnold and the backup QB were put into concussion protocol, and the remainder of the Auburn QBs refused to go in! QB Mateer was showing off his Heisman pose and all was right in Sooner Nation‼️

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Miami 41 Florida 24

Gators QB DJ Lagway is becoming known as soft! If an ankle is a Joe Thiesman dislocated ankle then 0k……DJ u may go to the bench! But holy mother of God, DJ u cannot go out when u have small cut on your knee! Shat bro, suck it up buttercup‼️Get tuff like the Miami Hurricane! 

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Illinois 34 at Indiana 31

Big boy Illini coach Brett Bielema has a huge road victory over the Hoosiers then goes home to Champagne with his smokin’ hot wife! 

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I know the feeling‼️

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Hahahahaha‼️

B in T out kicked his coverage with Jami!


Michigan State 31 at USC 24

Not sure why I chose this game to predict a score, other than my dislike of the USC coach Benedict Arnold, Lincoln Riley! Wikipedia definition of Benedict Arnold:

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Benedict Arnold (Lincoln Riley)is widely considered the biggest traitor in American (Oklahoma football) history. He is infamous for switching sides during the American Revolutionary War (after claiming he had no interest in any job except OU) abandoning the Continental Army (OU) to fight for the British (SoCal)His name has become synonymous with treason in the United States (college football) according to the everyone‼️

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State’s QB room is led by an experience QB! The question on everyone’s minds this season: how will Aidan Chiles perform in his second year at Michigan State? Well he starts out very well!  He passed for 2 TDs and 207 yds while running for 75 yds a 1 TD‼️


Nebraska 21 Michigan 20

Great game with Nebraska winning wth 7 field goals, including a 60-yard field goal with 0.00 time left on da clock! The Husker fans went absolutely berserk! The town of Lincoln allowed the bars to stay open to 11:30‼️ A number of the University of Nebraska frat rats took over the Campus Mall Cops guarding the platinum goal post! Off this throng of drunk Cornhusker frat boys went to find the most thawed body of water to dump the south endzone posts‼️

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Frozen Lincoln Stadium

Goalpost πŸ”Ό at the Frozen Duck Campus Pond!


Notre Dame 41 Purdue 31

I have a few ND fans that read this shat, and although Purdue is damn good, ND may be REAL good! 

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B in T High School Picks:


Bixby 42 Choctaw 35

Bixby and Choctaw have a number of players on offense and defense who could be on the two-deep depth chart at several Conference USA teams! Bixby roared ahead to a 35 zip lead, the game became close, the Spartans 

took the Freshmen and JV out and finished the game shaking in their Spartan booties‼️ 

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Blackwell 30 Newkirk 12

With the beautiful fields of freshly planted wheat seeds and wheat stalks beginning to sprout comes the sound of two fairly average 3A schools battling for wheatfield supremacy‼️ So its not Quail nor Deer season but it is Bigfoot season‼️When the game was decided the crowds emptied quickly into the Big Cedar woods to get some Bigfoot meat‼️ 

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Tonkawa 41 at Stroud 13

Tonkawa has 30 active players on its team and a strong 7th and 8th grade on the horizon‼️ The Tonkawa Bucks will be doing a road trip in 2026 to Strong City, Kansas! The name Strong City isn’t a city at all. This small town in the Flint Hills has just under 400 residents and was first known as Cottonwood Station, the last stop on the Santa Fe Railroad‼️

To get ready for next year's road trip to Strong City, the Bucs will spend a night in the Cattle County Lodge in Stroud‼️ The Lodge offers 20 dollars worth of tokens for 3 semi-new Pac-Man machines,  free breakfast pastry buffet, and a free Shudder movie channel‼️ 

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Great fun at the Cattle Country Lodge and a team bonding experience that will never be forgotten! The Bucs dominated and will be ready next year in Strong City!



B in T Pro Picks:


Cowboys 28 at Bears 27

The old has-been QB of the Cowgirls vs the new up-and-coming former Lincoln Riley butt sniffer Caleb Williams! Dak threw 3 TDs and 2 picks, 324 yds passing! The Bears' Caleb Williams threw for 2 TDs and 2 pics for 235 yds!  The Bears' kicker Shanky Lovecraft missed the extra point when Shanky shanked the kick wide left! What a game‼️ How ‘bout then Cowgirls‼️ Bears Suck Bob‼️

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πŸ”ΌπŸ”ΌπŸ”ΌπŸ”ΌNext week’s Bears’ backfield?

Just sayin’………..Bob C!?


Chiefs 34 at Giants 24

The game went about as predicted, the Giants still need a QB……some receivers and a D 🀺(fencer, only Emoji I could find)! 

Soooo…where better to have a mini performance of Taylor Kelce Swift’s new album “Life  of a Showgirl” than in front of Macy’s at halftime!

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Texans 34 at Jaguars 20

The Texans' wideout situation

is still strong without Metchie!

Last year, Stefan Diggs one-year stint with the team served as a road block to playing time before the four-time Pro Bowler suffered a torn ACL. This year, it's the additions of free-agent signing _” Christian Kirk (no relation to James T) and Day 2 rookies Jayden Higgins and Jaylyn Noel! Houston will move forward with those individuals, as well star Nico Collins and Tank Dell when he's recovered from his knee injury and a long list of other depth options! Nico caught 8 passes for 138 yards and 2 TDs‼️

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Buccaneers 31 Jets 13

Jet new QB from da Bears via the Steelers, Justin Fields will try to rub off the coaching of the Bears to rally the Jets to a 4 or 5-win season in 2025! Baker managed to do a new Popeyes Chicken commercial, his first national commercial since 2021‼️These commercials will pop up on TV any day! Can't wait! You saw it first here bro‼️

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Cardinals 34 at 49ers 24

The 49ers QB is the definition of right place at the right time! Until NOW‼️An injured Brock Purdy, of average height, arm strength, looks, knowledge of the game, and endorsements will be the Jets next QB any day!

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Livin’ the life in San Francisco!


Pretty Purdy gets sacked 2 times by future Tulsa University Hall of Famer AND whose mom is a friend of the B in T blog, Zaven Collins‼️


Have a great sports weekend!


Bryan in Tulsa



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